Piss Off Telemarketers: The 'Hot Coffee' Method

[MCSnicks]

LOL so fucking hard

[Doomerater50]

I did this when a telemarketer called. i answered, in a india womans voice, "Thank you for calling Wal-Mart customer service, how may we help you today?" and the dude goes "Oh crap! wrong number sorry.. *click* " works every time :D

[RDnox]

LOL! What the hell....that was just great!

[Dddddorian]

he said vaseline, he's had experience.



[runicrules]

awesome

[NorthCanadianGirl]

vaseline alcohol lol!!

[P4r4k]

lmao!@

[yahairajvd1]

How many ppl tried this?!

[groundcontrol63]

perfect

[qasal100]

mah nats are roasting

[peacefulhossface]

hahahhahahahahhaaha yeh rofl hahhahah

[PrettyPrincess2614]

ROFL!!!!!!

[wegoAZNDummy]

lol "you aight?"

[tring653]

Quality!!!! :-)

[thatandthatstudios]

hey that sounds like me lol funny as hell!!!!!

[1ex1uger]

@JohnyKimbled

Sure is!

[KingOystar]

im going to pull this with the bastards that call me almost EVERYDAY!

[Salsa4Luda]

@KingOystar care to share some stories?

[cdntruckerwife]

LMFAOOO EPIC!

[itsagainjustme89]

lol a child can tell yu were faking it xD

[ChuckNoarus]

rating bar disabled for a reason

[jhkbvd04]

funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yy

[MASEK360]

why the fuck can't i like the vid

[04smallmj]

@MASEK360 If you upload a video, you can choose to disable ratings and comments. I can understand why you would want to disable them, but disabling both is pointless if you want to enjoy using youtube.

[1ex1uger]

@04smallmj

Correct.

I disabled video ratings because I know for a fact that a troll I banned created a bunch of dummy/sock accounts and used them to saturate my videos with negative ratings (and to attribute a ton of positive ratings to any comments he posted which talked shit about me or my videos). Every time I blocked one of his dummy accounts, he just created another one. The fact that Youtube allows this shit (instead of banning the troll by his IP address) forces me to disable ratings.

[bassb00ster]

@1ex1uger NO offence but that sounds hilarious

[1ex1uger]

@bassb00ster

Yeah, its funny (in a sad, pathetic way) that some jackass had nothing better to do with his time than to keep creating sock accounts for the sole purpose of negatively rating my videos down to hell and to astroturf support for any of the harassing comments he left before I banned him. Again, if Youtube would actually respond to complaints about trolls by blocking them by IP address (thus preventing them from spawning tons of sock accounts which override any blocks), ratings = OK.

[031000ron1]

@1ex1uger you do realize that there is a type of ip addresse that 300 people use? So if you banned one guy, you would bann everybody. They don't even have to be in the same state.

[1ex1uger]

@031000ron1

My understanding is that every person who subscribes to an ISP is provided with a UNIQUE IP address. ISPs that use DHCP settings may shuffle IP addresses between their customers, but that hasn't stopped countless sources from blocking e-mail spammers by banning anything that originates from the IP address they're known to use.

If Youtube didn't want to ban an abuser by IP address, they could report the abuser to his ISP for abuse and misconduct.

[031000ron1]

@1ex1uger Ohh, well still some people can change their ip address tby upluging their modem. Or they can use TOR to get on youtube, it's been done.

[1ex1uger]

@031000ron1

Yes, yes... Yew are right. Still, I can't help but feel that Youtube could do more than it already does (which is practically nothing). Anyway, now y'all know why I turned ratings off on all my videos: I wanted to stop that jackass from rating all my videos down to hell by casting negative votes with his many dummy accounts.

[031000ron1]

@1ex1uger I completely understand, that would make me furious. The dude was probably a telemarketer, he was relentless.

[04smallmj]

@1ex1uger Aah, OK, that makes sense. I wish youtube would get rid of the trolls faster... or at all.

[daeHkiD]

you're hilarious

[MrLPandsuch]

lmao?

[floydzepdeep]

LMFAO! Alcohol is NO good! Once I worked for a Realestate and had to call people offering free appraisals, I hated every minute of it!!!!!!!!!!

[gabeyoung12345]

I about pissed myself laughing xD

[Donnerstag]

Dude sounded sexy "It burns, it burns"

[TheNubian1985]

ur not, although u may think ur....ur just goofy.

[TheComputerMaster]

lol

[fungabunga]

chestnuts roasting on an open fire

[ivkillre]

when they pick up just start laughing manicly and dont stop til they hang up.

[wuzreeelytho]

If you really want to piss them off you have to be disgustingly vulgar and degrading. This is amateur hour right here. Id tell you what I said but I dont think its legal to repeat.

[SuperSapper09]

ya lol

[masterreflex]

ALCHOHOLE'S NOT GOOD IT'S NO GOOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHH PAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

[jonatron5]

Lol hes trying to help vasrlines good for that

[myzt1qu3]

my nuts are roasted! lets put some alchool on them to see what happens xD

[epicapple67]

Did anyone hear the telemarketer go"mm hmm"at the end.

[SuperSapper09]

@epicapple67  ya lol

[GTAModdingVids]

IT'S NO GOOD

[mysticwryter]

LMAO!!! PERFECT!!!

[julieturcios40]

OMG I can't stop laughing it hurts

[Yeliabh45]

@Chronofusion I'm with you on this one

[chronofusion]

air horns in the phone work well too. after the 2nd or third attempt from their call centers...the call center employees spread the word to NOT call your number or they could be let go of their job because of almost permanent deafness. no employees..NO TELEMARKETING BUSINESS=victory for the innocent decent person trying to enjoy his day. happy ending.

[KMVclassic]

Coffee with roasted nuts anyone?

[desenagrator]

"MY NUTS ARE ROASTING!!!"

That's why we hide behind this tin foil shield because nobody likes roasted nuts!

[SugarHikaru]

@desenagrator u dun put nuts in a microwave :L

sillieeee

[coolstorms]

@desenagrator LOL!!

[AmericanHero911]

what about the bit where you piss him off? :/

[SugarHikaru]

u guys >:( this obviously happened to the telemarketer beofre

silly utubers

[LaughingChinchilla]

Make gunshot sounds in the backround and make a say "Errr" aha

[molly1002]

"MY NUTS ARE ROASTING!!"

"Vaseline is good for that" <- HOW THE CRAP DOES HE KNOW THAT!?!?!

[Flinklehurst]

@molly1002 Anybody who has ever rubbed Vaseline on their balls knows that it's good for EVERYTHING.

[1ex1uger]

@Flinklehurst

LOL, I'll have to try that sometime!

[1ex1uger]

@Flinklehurst

What about alcohol?

[Flinklehurst]

@1ex1uger Alcohol rubbed onto the balls? Probably feels... less good.

[SgtShnackendale]

It's no good!! xD

[kotapaka]

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah­ahahahaha

[darkwolfanglefox]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[someancreek1]

full version please

[someancreek1]

hahahahahah

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

Wanna know how to fuck w/ a telemarketer? Be as rude as you can w/o actually making him hang up. Then ask what his name is. That'll get them to hang up every time. They do NOT want you to report them to their bosses. Often times they'll just let you go. Then call the boss and DEMAND the name of the person who just called. (they have records) Then take it as high up as you can. If and when you get the name, repeat pretending to be different people. Call from different numbers. Target that person.

[RelmLokz]

@xJoeEDangerouslyx awwwww c'mon dont make them loose their jobs either...lets keep it at a funny level

[Cornyhui]

@xJoeEDangerouslyx yea dude keep it cool dont make em lose ther jobs

[xerke]

You raped his ears

[laserindie]

@ChicoPunk13 how many peple actually buy?

[laserindie]

direct tv callled and i tried to sell him dish network

[cuteangel333]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



[StickArenaNow]

"Nobody likes roasted nuts" - Jory caron.

[yolomo321]

@StickArenaNow lawl

[MrPhyrestorm]

Hahahaha, nice.

[Malakian720]

1:17 LMFAO

[volcanolover]

OMG this made me laugh so hard I could barely breathe XDDDDDD

[MrTheBestVideoMaker]

HAHAHAHA X)

[Kin6X]

lmfao "vaselines good for that", how da hell does he know wats good for a roasting nut sack?!?

[1ex1uger]

@Kin6X

LOL. Maybe he was a physician before he became a telemarketer.

[Miracle490d]

@1ex1uger That's really stupid! If a telemarketer takes your act serious he'd just call back in a couple weeks to give you time to get better. And I doubt any of us would buy the alcohol bit. Then we'd know you're being an ass. Maybe we'd call you back sooner. LOL

[Jay1126]

@1ex1uger damn tlk about a career downgrade lol

[CloudLevi]

@1ex1uger Nope. Actually, petrol jelly will make a burn worse if you apply it immediately because it locks in the heat. Take a cold bath, then get out and throw some Vicks on. It'll burn like mad considering the minty, minty menthol, but it's a stimulant...induces cell growth so it boosts regeneration.

[Dnmonkeyman]

@Kin6X Hot tea spewed out of my nose when I read your comment.

[aka5742]

@Kin6X vaseline's good for a lot of things...

[bazzman7]

Alcohol, It's no good!!! It's no good!!!

[doodoostickstain]

AAAAAAH HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[ChicoPunk13]

and to clear the record... telemarketers love when this type of shit happens. it's the only entertainment we get on brutal 8-12 hr days

[1ex1uger]

@ChicoPunk13

I believe you! As I said in one of my other videos, I used to do tech support at a call centre (no telemarketing, though), and I would practically PRAY for someone to call in with a prank call.

[nddlj]

@1ex1uger really? Lol! I should do that next time...whenever there's some guy with an accent talking really fast or they don't know how to pronounce our last name Lol

will be very fun..

[Miracle490d]

@1ex1uger Hey tech support is telemarketing- it's inbound customer service. People just think outbound sales is the only kind. Inbound would be easier to laugh at a prank. Outbound callers get such mean spirited people, I can't say I found much funny. The best entertainment was some of the answering machines. They could get pretty cute and funny. 

[turborabbit1114]

@ChicoPunk13 then ye shal be entertained....

[Flinklehurst]

@ChicoPunk13 Really? I would have thought the opportunities to earn income would be so infrequent that time wasted on pranks would seem like having meals yanked out of your starving jaws.

[reesesrules2169]

@ChicoPunk13 thats why i engage them in 1 sided phone sex.

[Celinemooni]

@ChicoPunk13 ok never thought of that, true!!!

[brittanylynne514]

@ChicoPunk13 lol I love it too, like people scream and yell and I just sit there snickering, then get satisfaction out of putting in a call back if they never told me who they were. Fuck with me I'll fuck with you lol.

I'm sort of telemarketing, but what I do is for free trade magazines, and most of the people already get them and we have to call and ask if they want to continue. Some people don't get them yet, they are usually the ones who have mental break downs or try to fuck with you.

[MyGirlCajun]

@brittanylynne514 omg i know someone named brittany lynn and i swear i freaked out when i saw ur username. do u by chance know anyone named kyra?

[Zacdayak63]

@ChicoPunk13 Win win then we laugh you laugh!

[RisingReaper88]

@ChicoPunk13 lol my fiance works for a collection agency and its by far the funniest shit ever someone called in pretending to be peter griffin and it was an older lady who was taking the call and it confused the hell out of her

[1ex1uger]

@RisingReaper88

I agree. That's why I like to make those kinds of calls, albeit with different characters like Damien Demento & Frank Garrett.

[ChicoPunk13]

i'm a telemarketer and i fucking love this video

[QuickThunder123]

vaseline oh ill just get the alchahol lol

[desjaraah]

this video made my weekend!

[moemoe20092007]

hahahahahaha my nuts are roasting!!!

[DrPoon]

The alcohol's no good, it's no good!

I laughed at that.

[HunterMann]

The telemarketer only charges 7 cents a minute to rub Vaseilne where it burns? That is chill!

[frickfrock999]

Those nuts are espresso beans now.

[s1lentkrnsou1jah]

oh my :45 startled me

[Rockstar34236]

holy shit that was great

[explicitbreak]

Vasaline is good for that. LOL

[mastersek]

hahahaha that was funny! although I would have preferred to hear the whole recording...(it's a shame)

[howboutthemvids]

My nuts are roasting! Gotta get the microwave fixed.

[MolotovCTail]

Cuz nobody likes roasted nuts!

[gamehugs]

@MolotovCTail Is it a good idea to microwave a telemarketer? YES IT IS!!!!!

[VenomTheHedgehog]

can you post the full version please? =]

[1ex1uger]

@VenomTheHedgehog

What you heard is as much of the prank call as I have. Someone else made the prank call; I don't know if they ever uploaded a 'full version' of the prank. Check out the new pranks I've uploaded, though

[WhiskersMctabby]

that wouldn't piss them off, that would make them piss themselves laughing!!

[hendeymoira]

omfg this is funny as hell!!!!!!!!!! XD

[ChuckBart100]

Jerky boys rip off. Try the origional "Sol's chainsaw," laugh yer ass off.

[sirfailalots123]

this telemarketer is my new best hero :)

[SMARTCUTEFUNNYXD]

"I heard Vasaline is good for that." where does HE know this from?!

[SoulCrusher2239]

@SMARTCUTEFUNNYXD maby his nuts wwere roastin lol :D

[oriongonzalesz]

wow

[dberry02jr]

Really? I heard it was alcohol, let me get some alcohol - OH FUUUUU!!!

[Weasel1282]

oh man that will never get old! 10 times im still washing my pants

[tyler7196]

one time i called xbox and in the back round my bro was playing gta and the guy was like "what is that in the back round sir" i said "o were just shooting at my neighbor" then he hung up

[KiteSwift]

@tyler7196 LOL Will definitely try that

[leirgauk]

@tyler7196 hahahahahaha! btw, do u know that xbox support works from some shitty country so that microsoft can give them nothing more than 2 weeks of vacation each year? fucking microsoft, man...

[blood4glory1]

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[myhoneyjudah]

Laugh

[calastan]

so funny 

[X0XL0v343v3rX0X]

lmfao!!

[SwissCheeseGaming]

Excellent.

[TheMaraudingGuy]

lmfao

[NOmeansnoFAN]

telemarketer is an asshole...if you put vaseline on a burn it would make it worse.

[arf900]

"Vaseline is good for that"

haha.

[myhoneyjudah]

@arf900 He says it like he has alot of experience ;)

[train52000]

Sometimes, I wish they would call us at work, when were all bored of working and just do an annoying chat session with them on the companie phones. lol It will make day go by faster, while i'm getting paid at the same time.

[SpecialEdward121]

"Chett's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire"

[mranimal08]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA­HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA­HAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAA

[Consul51]

lmao

[Rssmon]

OH SHIT, my nuts are roasting!! hahahahahaha

[036265]

LOL

[scarletky]

just too funny

[h0ckeyfan08]

yes!

[PrincessSupersam]

i enjoyed that

[ScenieGurl]

ROFL

[Meana640]

@Tedyesca Hahaa, that does work... I wish I was a Telemarketer just so i could hear what ur gonna say... lol

[TheSlevaslava]

hahaha fucking hilarious dude!

fucking outstanding two thumbs up!

[x0scimy0x]

"alcohol's no good, its no good!"

XD

[RichardForkins]

It must be fun being a telemarketer and getting people doing this stuff.

[UnB3iLaVaBl3]

AHH IT BURNS VASOLINE WILL HELP

[mamanettie]

nobody likes roasted nuts

[Ogizzie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "I heard vaseline was good for that"

[greenfire120]

this telet marketer is actually really nice not only did he put up with this he actually offered advice and sorta cared

[drybonesfan]

OH SHIT, my nuts are roasting!! AHHH IT BURNS!!!

[1ex1uger]

@drybonesfan

Glad you enjoyed the video!

[Allnewryan1]

lmfao

[freakman707]

o man that was hilarious

[weinstein888]

lol

[kaysniper]

lol, funny he was giving advise like Vaseline and not telling u to hang up and go to the hospital A &E

[governmentcheese411]

i like my way better...hello...fuck you! go waste someone else time and get a real job...

[Wulfenbach]

@governmentcheese411 yea but its a little to short to be worth uploading on youtube :)

[governmentcheese411]

@Wulfenbach lol...i'll live though,lmao!!!

[Familyguyisbetterthe]

How does he know vasaline is good for that? lol...

Hes burned his nuts before? WEIRDO! XD

[Brendan2080]

Vaseline is good for that. LMFAO

Alchohal is no good!

[CODDANK]

Alcohol is no good, it's no good!!

[deoxy999]

Lol, he drank alcohol and it was hot!

[repsesper]

If I was that telemarketer, I would have been cracking up.

[TheCopyCater100]

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[Cher0sin]

my nuts are roasting :-D

[edufur]

Wow.. this must be really old. 7 cents per minute? Everyone has been free in the whole US for almost 10 years now.

[1ex1uger]

I did not know about the changes in rates you mentioned. I think you're right about the prank being rather old; I might have picked it up on Napster back in the day.

[blackcatvampiress]

@1ex1uger still funny as hell tho. thanks for uploading. :)

[SophieSafiye17]

I don't know how the telemarketer controlled themselves! I would have been on the floor!

[angelshweet]

thats hillarious man!!!!!

[Spifftasticdork]

"Vaseline is good for that." LMAO!

haha, i love iy. OH MY NUTS R ROASTING!! lol, im gonna use that now, haha. wait im a chick, DAMN!!