Sector Control - War on Christmas

[marasu66]

Happy Horizon-sun Day, you Fahr-minded individual! {or it that Giftmas?}

[BionicDance]

@marasu66 Won't be Giftmas here for about 6 hours, but either way, thanks! :D

[Aluenvey]

Boy do I miss Sector Control....wait...XD

But yea I'm not wild about Christmas. Though for different reasons.

[shashashortyscott]

christmas is a worship on christ but it was a holiday of drinking and partying it was the longest night of the year that is why they celebrate on the 25th of december people would eat what they gathered and exchanging presents eh that i have no idea on i am a strong believer in our God and savior christ

[gooddarkjedi]

of course there is a war on christmas. why do you think they track santa? in order to shoot his ass down if he offends the air space.

[thankthesnake]

NICE!!!

[BionicDance]

@rodiel89 Heh. What is it about a woman in uniform, neh? ;)

[TruthSurge]

O'Reilly may not have come in his pants. Precisely where is something I'm not going to really want to discuss. heheh

Man, I've got to enlist! What do I need? Will a pellet gun work?

[mementomori250]

how can thise videos only have a few houndred hits thise are awsome. bionic i am not sure what dark dank part of the internet you pull your self out of but you are youtube gold i could not stop laughing. its like watching an B 1980s cyberpunk movie.

The only thing i would comment on is maybe you can show your boobs..you know to help the war effort.

[TruthSurge]

@mementomori250 Yeah, there's the morale of the troops to consider here!

[L00NGB00W]

Have and enjoyable 'Sector Control Approved Midwinter Solemnization'!! =D

(or Scams for short.) XD

[TheWingnuterer]

I swear, I'm not an elf,... I'm just short,... err,.. I'm a Hobbit, ya a Hobbit! There's no Jebus in Middle Earth

[flammamancer]

I just watched another video and I noticed that you had a Nintendo Power Glove (although it does not look like the one I once saw.)

Do those things actually do anything? or were they just a Nintendo controller on a glove?

I remember back then they had a trailer for what they wanted to be able to do with it, basically something you would think they would have on a Nintendo Wii today.

Nintendo was always funny like that, they made the gun for the Nintendo and it would not come back until the Wii.

[ThePrinceOfMillAve]

Oh hell, I'm screwed -- elf hunters.

[Adlasyn]

Saturnalia FTW

[ScottTheAtheist]

If I turn them in can I murder them myself? If so, What weapons will I be allowed to use and how long can I torture them?

[videoguy604]

Ah, after all the stuff from Billo the Clown, I was ready to join up with Sector Control and kill Christmas. But then again, the tradition of spiked eggnog is pretty sweet.

[hairbandchick1976]

Chirstmas or not I'm still going to have my presents, DAMMIT!!

[CATMAHAT]

EEWWW. Bill coming in his pants. Thanks alot for that visual.

[myviewsareright]

that music is way to trippy for me

[Desertphile]

I killed Santa Claus!

[BionicDance]

@Desertphile Eww...that makes the part where I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus just that much more gross!

[YourXavier]

@BionicDance

*singing* I saw mommy kissing Santa's corpse...

[BlankPicketSign]

I have Blast Shield on my windows so Sector Control can't see my Atheistic Christmas Tree =^_^=

Viva le Resistance!!

[CJCA915]

I celebrate Christmas... :/

Not the religious deal, etc. just the holiday.

[VulcanFleet]

Yay, a Sector Control video where I have no desire to side with the bad guys! Don't mess with my party time.

[janellc122]

badass!

[bluecollarcanuck]

I'll also refer you to the Foamy The Squirrel video, "No Christmas For You". XD

[Solemgoodbye]

I have 44 offenders caged up in sector C25, how should i dispose of them? Flamethrower or C4?

Or should i just turn em in?

[BionicDance]

@Solemgoodbye Turning them in is best; we have disintegrators. MUCH less messy than anything a civilian could have access to.

Good work, Citizen!

[Solemgoodbye]

@BionicDance Ok... sigh i never get to use the C4.

[Disthron]

Your sector control videos really remind me of some of the old Command and Conquer cut-scenes..

[BionicDance]

@Disthron I get told that a lot...never did play the game, tho.

Mostly, Sector Control was inspired by things like 1984, Paranoia, Max Headroom, even a little bit of Strange Days...

[Disthron]

@BionicDance Well, I wasn't saying you were copying C&C I was just saying your videos reminded me of them. You should go check out the original it's a grate game, and it's been released as freeware now.

[laraesque]

Damn, you look scary, girl! I'm crushing all my ornaments while I type (It's like crushing grapes, but with thick boot soles).

[BionicDance]

@laraesque I'm EVIL...!

I keep tellin' people, but nobody believes me!

[V0r4xiz]

I'll have myself enlisted for the Elf-hunting ! Nothing like shooting those pointy-eared buggers between their dreamy eyes !

Jk, happy holidays, Kate.

[OrdinaryHumon]

Was that music from Bionic Commando?

[OrdinaryHumon]

@OrdinaryHumon Oh,should have read the description... I was almost certain though.

[TheBoyFromNorfolk]

I'm reminded of the a 40k short story, involving the Emperorer's holy inquisition dealing with the heretical faith and possibly demonic entity known as Father Christmas.

Sector Control is Win.

[OpiatedBliss]

did u make it to faux news?

[wolfeedarkfang]

*a cylon walks in*

By your command. Engaging yule time illumination program. All celebration shall be terminated.

:P jk lol.

Have a happy holidays. :)

[dreamdewil]

Yuletime greetings from Sweden.

[monkeytube138]

Argh. I can't fucking wait for January.

[okuma0kuma]

i wish you a have good winter solstice a merry x-mass and a happy new year X.X.X.

[gazza667]

Reminds me of the Paranoia RPG. "Destroy Xmas. The Computer is your Friend. Happiness is Mandatory."

[SiriusMined]

The funniest part is that fundamentalists watching this video will take it seriously......

[Astrobrant2]

My son wants to put up outdoor lights this year. Should I turn him in to the authorities or just shoot him myself?

[BionicDance]

@Astrobrant2 Turn him in; Sector Corrections will deal with him.

[Astrobrant2]

@BionicDance Copy that.

[rationallegomaniac]

Hurrah! Sector Control! How I missed you!

[OMGISawACow]

Merry Giftmas everyone!

[TheOtherSide100]

O'Really sure loves war.

[BionicDance]

@TheOtherSide100 The only war *I* like takes place in the stars...with Jedi and X-wings.

[SinnFein4ever]

@BionicDance

And binders.

;p

[GreatExterminator]

@BionicDance You're so violent!

[BionicDance]

@GreatExterminator I'm EVIL...I keep tellin' ya!

Why does nobody believe me?

[GreatExterminator]

@BionicDance "Why does nobody believe me?"

It's because you don't come across as the evil type.

You have a friendly voice, a cute smile (most of the time), your eyebrows arch ever so softly, and even when you're mad, you still come across as funny.

:)

[BionicDance]

@GreatExterminator Well...I guess my one consolation is that nobody will be expecting it WHEN DESTROY YOU ALL!

...which will, you know...make it easier. ;)

[LordCustos3]

@BionicDance

Hey...uh, just so you know....I only joined NightWatch for the extra thirty credits in my pay packet. I didn't sign up to mug Santa Claus in front of little kids.

[BionicDance]

@LordCustos3 Now, now, Mr. Allen...you DO care about Earth security, do you not?

[LordCustos3]

@BionicDance

Wellllllllll, yeah....but....y'know....kicki­ng puppies to prevent terrorism....okay, sure.... but mugging saint nick in front of those pre-schoolers. (*sucks air through teeth*) I dunno. I don't see how this keeps the price of oil down OR prevents tooth decay.

[BionicDance]

@LordCustos3 That's because you don't have MY vision. ;)

[GreatExterminator]

@BionicDance

Can you at least give some people a chance to join your side, or to serve your will?

:)

[BionicDance]

@GreatExterminator You mean the ones who will be executed PAINLESSLY...?

I suppose so.

[GreatExterminator]

@BionicDance

Aw, you mean people like me can't help you out?

You will, after all, need someone to help you deal with threats from space. The non-alien ones, I mean.

And you have made the mistake of thinking the sun will go supernova. You need someone like me to make sure you don't make mistakes like that!

Just sayin'....

[greyman000]

One of the origins for Christmas is "Jul" - also known as the midwinter blot, a Norse pagan celebration. According to the Bible Jesus was born in the spring (the time lambs are born).

[Vinifera7]

omg i love the sector control outfit!

[opaldragon75]

Sector control-gasm

I'll just go purr all over the floor now. Happy holidays!

[MangaFanGuy]

Great video. Now excuse me, I have christmas trees to burn down..... BWHAHAHAHA!!!

[Mokenofrs]

is it against Sector Control to celebrate Giftmas?

[longstrider9999]

"Elf-hunting parties" ROFL

Well, this war on christmas needs some controlbots to fight those DAMN ELFS!!!...and when sc states "drop those christmas balls!" christians will reply with "you will take this balls from my cold dead hands!!!!!!"

Fun thing to watch really how silly this thing is getting on, the most hilarious thing is the christians sayin "im being oppressed!" specially the white high class churhc goer christian...rofl, keep those videos up XD

[Shydrow]

Did you know the C in Christmas stands for Consumer? No well don't worry we here at Thorne Incorporated believe that all people should celebrate consumerism and are now offering you a chance to give yourself to a higher power! That's right if you convert today to the church of denimology and start worshiping a denim jacket as your god we will be more than willing to save your eternal soul. Cause really isn't that the gift that keeps on giving? [brought to you by Shadow-Hilt military corporation]

[longstrider9999]

lol, sector control is back, nice video XD

[BionicDance]

@longstrider9999 It's like the War on Christmas was TAILOR MADE for Sector Control. :)

[dechha1981]

Xmas is the only thing about Christianity that I actually like.

We're not the ones ruining Christians and neither are the Muslims or the Jews. The ones ruining Christmas are the pussy politicials who want to ban thing JUST INCASE it MIGHT offend us or the Muslims, asif ruining everyone's joy and setting us up for the blame is any better than just letting everyone do what they want.

[colourmegone]

@dechha1981 Christmas isn't part of Christianity. Have a look at my comment below.

[dechha1981]

@colourmegone Even better then.

[kelliko70]

Thoughts on the Pagan holiday of Yule?

Have a safe and happy holiday season.

[pyrite13]

Channeling your inner Burgermeister in this one.

[Wrath0fKhan]

We. Need. More. Sector Control. ;-)

[BionicDance]

@Wrath0fKhan SC doesn't fit every topic, alas. I used it when it makes sense.

[Wrath0fKhan]

@BionicDance

"SC doesnt fit every topic"

Who says that it does? ;-)

"used when it makes sense"

Im in need of the detachment of Sector Control called Pest Control. ;-)

(Sorry sis, Im trolling mood...)

[jjjohn]

the thought of bill o'reilly cumming in his pants makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

[odwin8]

So what if someone has a Yule log? I mean, it seems like burning it would send a mixed message.

[CosmicApe2]

SAM, meet sleigh.

[lord0never0there]

May i call you bill? BILLS HERE!!!1111 Indeed I think I must be playing too much l4d.

[mecher3k]

@lord0never0there

PILLS HERE!

TANK!!!!!!

[dannypantsgm]

I heard Sector Control intercepts letters to Santa.

[BionicDance]

@dannypantsgm How else are we to identify thought-traitors?

[Arikiel]

Dear Sector Control what should my opinion on Hanukkah and Kwanzaa be?

[BionicDance]

@Arikiel One thing at a time, Citizen.

[Shydrow]

@BionicDance Pick that can up, Citizen.

[CynicalSavior]

Ever notice that it's only Christians that feel that if you include people of other beliefs during this month then that somehow makes Christians the victim of persecution and discrimination?

Like all things, Christians feel like they have to have a monopoly.

I think Skeletor was a Christian. "I must possess all or I possess nothing."

[massacre2231]

But I want a Kindle for Christmas.

[BionicDance]

@massacre2231 Ask for it for Giftmas, then. :)

[Brandt761]

What can I say...TYT recently exposed the fact that even FOX personalities originally treated the War on Christmas idea as the silly tripe it was. But they must have gotten a positive response, because now they're all running with it. Screw-'em.

Myself, I shall partake with my family in that lovely pagan ritual, so forbidden in the old testament, of sitting around a decorated pine tree...

[Brandt761]

What can I say...TYT recently exposed the fact that even FOX personalities originally treated the War on Christmas idea as the silly tripe it was. But they must have gotten a positive response, because now they're all running with it. Screw-'em.

[Brandt761]

Oldthink unbellyfeel Sector Control!

[BionicDance]

@mish2930 I'd make a REALLY GOOD evil despotic overlord. ;)

[Muljinn]

@BionicDance Wait, you're not? Damn it, I'm supposed to be getting fitted for my uniform down at the tailor's this week. Now I've got to change it all now....

Seriously though, you'd probably do better in the propaganda department. That's where all the fun stuff happens... unless of course, you're actually IN to running "re-education" camps. You have any idea how much WORK is involved in being an evil overlord? The paperwork ALONE is maddening....

[JaguarJ0nes]

Nice!

[BionicDance]

@JaguarJ0nes It's this thing I do. :)

[LictorCrotch]

I'll enjoy my day off. Exchange my gifts for money and send it to the little girl in the projects that the Today show lied to. Tell her there is no Santa but there are nice people who care the rest of the year.

[dskrilla1]

Omg you're the coolest dork ever.

[BionicDance]

@dskrilla1 I'll take THAT as a compliment. :)

Thanks for watching!

[RodHullIOnceWasHim]

I HATE Christmas!

[bunsinspace]

Bill O'Reilly. ROTFLOL!!!

[halohms]

Hey all, it is Krismas for Kris Kringle! Gifts are great.

[JamesMorlan]

Had me going there for about 58 seconds.

[GreatExterminator]

It's snowing, yet your character is only wearing an open vest and what I think is a sports bra? %)

Was this inspired by that episode of TYT that featured this topic?

I shall try to enjoy this Saturnalia season. ;)

[BionicDance]

@GreatExterminator You have to understand...Sector Control takes place in Complex Alpha, an enclosed arcology...the weather doesn't really matter indoors.

[GreatExterminator]

@BionicDance

You never told us about that. Interesting.

Is it Sector Control's policy to also have it's host (you) dress provocatively like that? :D

Are you as cold in Seattle as we are down here in Florida?

[BionicDance]

@GreatExterminator A sports bra and combat vest are utilitarian, not provocative!

And I don't know...how cold are you down in Florida?

[RDaneelOlivaw2]

Giftmas :-)

[toucan780]

Once again Sector Control has shown it has the interest and well being of its people always in mind.

[colourmegone]

Did you know (DANGER Boring Historical Facts ahead) that one of the first things the Puritans did after the English Civil War was to ban Christmas, which they rightly saw as a pagan festival promoted by the Catholic Church, along with theatres, dancing and all other forms of "worldly" entertainment? Christmas really isn't Christian at all and in fact is spoken of somewhere in the Bible as an "abomination"; hardly surprising since its roots are deep in pagan tradition which predates Judaism.

[Muljinn]

@colourmegone Hush now, that's one of those annoying "fact" thingies that many modern Christians would rather you didn't mention to anyone... it might accidentally cause someone to think instead of blindly obey.

[wwwATHEISTATOMcom]

Sektor Kontrol needs to impose GIFTMAS now.

[RELIGIONmustDIE]

I wonder how many Christians didn't rate this video because they are looking forward to the apocalypse! LOL

[nodvick]

errr wrong sound effect for that gun haha

[YamiAura]

Fuck it, I'm an atheist and Christmas is awesome.

[AGodlessProgressive]

lulz, where'd you get that gun from? Love the santa hat btw.

[BionicDance]

@AGodlessProgressive The gun is actually from a Lazer Tag rip-off game called "Pursuit". :)

[tctheunbeliever]

I'm glad you explained things for them. They're not allowed to think, God sends them to Hell for that kind of thing.

[jaymthegenius]

The most zealous soldiers in the war on Christmas are Christian fundamentalists who are against it for its Pagan origins; this is also a major reason why Oliver Cromwell is infamous. The Pilgrims also temporarily banned it. I don't hate Christmas and can even tolerate going to Christmas mass (a redundancy, since "mass" is already in Christ MASS...), but let us be ecumenical and let other religions celebrate.

[henriktor]

Happy winter solstice hollyday to everyone

[phenixwryter]

Haha-this means war! Wait...does that mean I won't get any presents from Santa? Season of Peace talks must begin!

Btw-looking sharp in that uniform.

[amandarandom89]

Parody?

Sooo... I should put away my sleigh-seeking AA missiles and bring the elftraps back inside?

Damn, and I was totally for the war on christmas this year.

[ThePariahLivesOn]

ELF HUNTING Lmao

[DJBerber]

haha good one!! Keep up the excellent work!

[Cuthla]

*small smile* merry giftmas to you.

the Santa hat was cute.

[BionicDance]

@Cuthla Thanks! I thought it was a nice touch. :)

[thereforeithought]

The message from Sector Control is being heard!!

[thereforeithought]

In the past 48 hours there have been two 5-alarm fires in downtown Baltimore.

[BlueShreveport]

Can we still have mistletoe. thats the only way i can con someone into giving me a kiss....=)....

[AIReject]

I love celebrating christmas in the form of the pagan holiday traditions and all of the good cheer. Who cares about Jesus? This season is just awesome for a feeling of being good to people. It helps humanity, in the present, no religion need apply.

[sandform]

I like how it is snowing in the Sector Control but you're wearing off-season clothing =)

[BionicDance]

@sandform I'm indoors...and it's war. ;)

[CycleOfMadness]

I need to work on decorating my non-denominational-winter-holi­day-shrubbery. lol-christmas. 

[DeathsPictures]

I'm surprised Sector Control doesn't try to control the weather so it wouldn't snow.

[BionicDance]

@DeathsPictures They're working on it. :)

[seriouslysilly4]

MERRY GIFTMAS!!!

[Darkfirebrand]

Well Bill has a history with women and lesbian related things, loofa not included, so he just might have.

[TheCuriousWays]

The whole "war on christmas" meme is so silly.

Both my parents are non-religious and we do all the normal christmas stuff... well, at least the christmas tree, the food, the presents and the sitting in front of the fireplace together.

Well, we don't pretend Santa brings the presents. xD

Everyone has their presents stashed away somewhere and we just bring them down and dump them under the tree on christmas eve.

Anyway, Merry Christmas everyone :)

[jebus6kryst]

Merry Christmas to you.

[BionicDance]

@jebus6kryst And may all the joys of Giftmas grant you material bliss! :)

[doaftheloaf]

@jebus6kryst BD calls it giftmas, actually.

[doaftheloaf]

maybe we oughta compose some atheist xmas carols...

[BionicDance]

@doaftheloaf I'm SURE there must already be some.

[doaftheloaf]

@BionicDance then a) where the hell are they? and b) there should be more.

[bottlezone]

@BionicDance White Wine in the Sun, by Tim Minchin

[awatson945]

@bottlezone Damn! :)

[bottlezone]

@awatson945 Hivemind

[awatson945]

@bottlezone Yep.

[awatson945]

@BionicDance My favorite: v=-0s68-GLGWY

[awatson945]

@doaftheloaf White Wine In The Sun by Tim Minchin.

[daemonowner]

@doaftheloaf

Blaghag has a page titled 'atheist christmas carol contest winners' (couldn't post the link)

It doesn't have audio, but does have sciencey/atheistey lyrics.

I personally like the lyrics to the second one.

[volound]

berets FTW

[robtheaaci]

I am helping out, just shot two elves off the bird feeder!

[DeeDemonwitch]

You said 'holiday season'. You must really hate God. You've ruined Christmas for the whole world.

hang on, wait, what's that? - not everyone celebrates Christmas?

'Do They Know it's Christmas?'' - No Bob, they don't.

[SirFakeName]

I hate that war on Christmas crap.

[RelaxGodfolk]

Atheists for Christmas baby! I will get in on that elk hunting though!

[BionicDance]

@RelaxGodfolk Um...'elf' hunting, actually. Elf.

Like Santa's little helpers? Elves.

[farmerdude5]

@BionicDance YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! GUN DOWN THOSE FURRY MOTHERFUCKERS! EAT SHIT ELKS, WHILE I GET READY TO EAT YOU!

[gaglamesh731]

@BionicDance

The only elves I know are the ones that shoot bows and live in forests - I should take a break from video games.Still it would be fun if RelaxGodfolk would hunt them :))

[doaftheloaf]

@BionicDance oh, i thought you were telling us to hunt elvis...lol jk...

[lazerbeam134]

@RelaxGodfolk I thought it was ELF hunting...*puts away dwarven waraxe* :(

[steveb0503]

I just tried to order my "The Tilt Of The Earth's Axis Is The Reason For The Season" sweatshirt, but I had a problem with the order processing - have to resolve that later - so I guess that'll be my volley in the "war" when I finally get it ;-)

[freethinker3161]

lol, this was pretty cool, love the graphics and comments. much love and respect.