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  • ey i love uk

  • ey cute girl waiting to be discovered

  • lmao at kelleher.. fucking mentalcase XD

  • well I'm a crazy American girl

  • I think a good haka response for the Lions would be for them to break out and dance to humpty dumpty.

  • @16MattC Dead right...or why not bring straw boaters with flowers round the brim, put bells on their feet and do a morris-dance. It's a traditional English thing, and could be argued as such, putting paid to the silly posturing of the Maoris and the culture-cringeing kiwis who have NO Maori blood. The Irish could do a jig, the French the Can-Can, and the Irish could...erm...drink a lot of Guinness and fall over. But why just stand there?Tie your bootlaces, comb your hair...show 'em it's BORING!

  • @frenchne If they didn't want to dance they could even set up a picnic table and have a good old cuppa.

  • @frenchne Or maybe they could focus on actually trying to win the game.... the All Blacks evidently have that sussed.

  • LOL BRIAN

  • at 0:35 whats his name???

  • @akhilraaj Aaron Mauger of Tana Umaga

  • @jnati123 thanx bro

  • who is that guy seems like a captain in the all blacks with long hair ,an aboriginal.whats his name????

  • a mi se me cruza uno de estos neozelandeses por la calle con la jaca esa, y me echo a correr

  • hihi i am rich now

  • The British and Irish Lions were just like ... okay then... :l

  • @crazygaluk I think it was more like, "Right, cheerio then."

  • mistake*

  • The Haka gets me so fucking pumped, it's so exhilarating to watch. It's even better when the other team puts out a challenge. 

  • oui oui

  • @MrBigspottedcat Cant get 20000 to come to a new zealand game? pretty sure there was 60'000 at the last new zealand game.

  • @MrBigspottedcat bahaha you knob, the all blacks is the most loved and best known team in the world, every country in the world that plays rugby knows of the all blacks from the power houses to the minnows. The only people that dont like fans sick of losing.

    Whilst boring kick and clap teams like south africa and england are turning fans away with their penalty and drop kick fests its teams like new zealand that are bring fans in by playing a brand of rugby that people actually like watching.

  • wow most of the haka has been cut out O_O there soo much more then people think....

    " Kikiki kakaka kauana!, Kei waniwania taku tara

    Kei tarawahia, kei te rua i te kerokero!

    He pounga rahui te uira ka rarapa;

    Ketekete kau ana to peru kairiri

    Mau au e koro e – Hi! Ha!

    Ka wehi au ka matakana,

    Ko wai te tangata kia rere ure?

    Tirohanga ngā rua rerarera

    Ngā rua kuri kakanui i raro! Aha ha! "

  • hahaha damn i forgot what kevin mealamu looked like with hair hahaha

  • 0:54 byron kelleher is trying to fucking fly

  • The ALL BLACKS will dominate the 2011 RWC!

  • I wish I could reach the 1 500 000 views before the end of the RWC. (i'm trying hard uhm...)

  • @MrBigspottedcat ah you're a grown up guy then. Oh god it's even more hilarious then.

  • Oh, the smartasses of Youtube. You are so easy :D

  • Oh and yeah, I block whoever I want. Because I can.

  • @MrBigspottedcat Why your account is deleted? Grow a pair, kid. And...."SOCCER"? Really? haha!!

  • @MrBigspottedcat Oh another guy who deleted his account after posting a comment lol

  • 0:52 byron kelleher looks like he's about to take off with those wings

  • @MrBigspottedcat I love how this scumbag created an account to troll and then immediately deleted it. What a cock...I can't stop laughing xD

  • all rugby haka's get a million views +

  • @RompYa Yes!!! That's crazy!!! :D

  • jajaj freaki

  • Bougainville :d ;)

  • Lafayette, Jeanne d'arc....

  • If there is a country that can't be intimidate, it is definitely Ireland.....

  • hahahahahaha pissing my pants at Byron Kelleher

  • french people suck

  • @LOLLIEGEEFMELOLLY poor attempt at trolling is poor.

  • @Jemma19 old overused meme is

  • @TheGROM09 go watch your over pixelised video games kid.

  • THIS IS THE BEST HAKA. w w w. youtube. com / watch?v=l5H4CTiepd8

  • which all black is using shirt n.5?

  • At 1:00 the British no 14 is probably thinking:

    "It's alright, I've lived a good life."

  • Whats the name of the player shirt n.13 at 1:23

  • @thefreak159 this is Tana UMAGA

  • @Jemma19 Thank you. 

  • apparently this is were pati cake pati cake really came from

  • y the fuck is it in french

  • @euanno Why the fuck it is in French???? WELL, maybe because it was recorded on French TV HUH! I just can't believe how many stupid people are SURPRISE that French people watch rugby too! LOL Are you one of these asshole who think the whole world speak English OR WHAT? GEEZ!

  • @Jemma19 nooo..... but french and france and french people are just a..holes

  • @TheHenk92 yeah a hole where people actually speak French.

  • @Jemma19 so y'all are cavemen :D naissss

  • @TheHenk92 can you point out the cave in the above video?

  • @Jemma19

    Well, the world does speak English! XD

  • @mwillis1000 haha oh god...are you stupid?

  • @Jemma19

    Mwillis here, well done for blocking me, are you afraid of my reply or something???

    In answer to your question: Ever heard of sarcasm, is that word in your tiny vocabulary? But remember English is the "Worlds language".

  • @TheMmnpa Afraid hell NO! Tired of the 15 yrs old trolls that delete their account just after a comment.

    And I don't give a damn about "World Language". That's not about it. I mean, French TV = French Language. That's the subject.

  • @Jemma19

    Ok, well i wont delete my account, i dont care what i say or who i say it too.

    Yeah, well thats obvious (French tv= French language) but that never takes away from the fact that English is the "lingua franca" (I think thats what its called), and what language are we using now?

  • @TheMmnpa OK. You don't understand. A guy came here and were SO SURPRISED that a video recorded on French TV was...in French language. I mean, it's like watching a Japanese video and being chocked that the guys speak Japanse in it.

    I know that English is the international language. But it has nothing to do with what i'm talking about. ffs

  • @TheMmnpa OK. You don't understand. A guy came here and were SO SURPRISED that a video recorded on French TV was...in French language. I mean, it's like watching a Japanese video and being chocked that the guys speak Japanse in it.

    I know that English is the international language. But it has nothing to do with what i'm talking about. ffs

  • @Jemma19 Ofcourse the french watch rugby, your team has perfected playing dirty and cheating for years. Thing is, you still cant win.

  • @Antifaith29 I'm not French hun

  • @Jemma19 My imstake, i made an assumption based on your top rated post there, i apologise.

  • @Jemma19

    They dont?

  • @Jemma19 but the whole world does speak english?

  • @euanno y the fuck r u speaking english.

  • lol at byron kelleher

  • WTF ?!?! Frech ?!?!?!?!?

  • @yui406 no its french

  • God. I want to play Rugby so bad now. So bad ass.

  • If you think this lot are big and scary, check out Maori women Haka competition!

  • I wouldn't be scared of that...I'd be scared about how they will kick our asses...badly

  • Great fun, but let us always remember the words of the great Fran Cotton

    "Remember, lads, it is just 15 numpties line-dancing . . ."

  • fuck the french are faggots

  • @TipeneTeWhaiKirehe listen Penis waka, who I choose to marry is my affair.

    It would seem my comment struck a raw nerve.

  • 0:54 He seems angry.

  • the look on matt dawson's face at 1:15 is like "...right. okay. rugby now?" :P

  • id shit my self

  • my wife does the haka when I ask her for sex

  • @skittification __You mean your bf. Faggot. Stop lying.

  • Death metal remix much...

  • byron kelleher looks like an idiot

  • i think its safe to say the British & Irish were shitting their pants by the end of it

  • @JamEzDrago yeah, dance is clearly terrifying.

  • @JamEzDrago i think they are thinking why are these white guys doing the tribal dance ?

  • Best!!!

  • round about 1.04and1.08 did anyone hear the words 'fuck off' in the Haka?

  • better without the french wanker talking

  • Irish and brits together side by side. Ahh dont ya wanna cry. Hahahahahahaha

  • I like it.

  • THE SPRINGBOKS WILL WIN RWC 2011, THE BEST RUGBY NATION AND TEAM IN WORLD RUGBY. SPRINGBOK SKILL, POWER AND SPORTSMANSHIP WILL PREVAIL!

  • New Zealand you may aswell stop it since it ain't working.

  • @macphersonleedsunite the british grand slam, tri nations trophy (grand slam), freedom shield and bledisloe shield say differently....

  • New Zealand no point of doing the Haka it ain't scaring anyone, it ain't scaring noone, it just makes them more into the game, you may aswell stop it.

  • alll blacksss!!!!!!!111

  • Damn canabals with painted faces.

  • shortly after the haka...the french canal+ commentary team surrendered :)

  • for a country of 4.5 million people to beat other huge nations the haka obvioulsy means something.

  • i'm kicking some kiwis cunt in after what they did to brian o'driscoll. Fuck your pussy dance

  • @SoulClappinBhoy lets see you come to New Zealand and say that.I think that the two players who did that to brian should have been banned for life.But dickheads like you that bitch about the Haka (which is a challenge and acceptance of challenge)need to know that this is also a sign of respect and acknowledgement that we have found someone worth the challenge.Dont insult a culture you do not understand.We are a culturally strong nation Haka will never die, even if it is no longer on the field.

  • @SoulClappinBhoy good luck

  • @SoulClappinBhoy fuck off you fuckin pussy that cunt is a little bitch stop fuckin whining about it like a fuckin pussy plus hes a shit player and tana and kev almost did the world a favour by nearly breaking the cunts neck come here and say that and youll get you weak as neck snapped you pussy ireland cant even play fuckin rugby you euro faggots just embarass yourselves

  • @brynjones11 wow you're swearing on the internet you must be tough. Oh and btw go back to school and learn how to speak English. Also, O'Driscoll won world player of the decade so he's not shit.

  • @ckeltuboff hahaahhahahaahahaha player of the decade in what "irish poofters magazine"? he wouldnt get a game for any australian or kiwi or south african club team you joke of a cunt

  • @brynjones11 Rugby World actually, and btw man get a life. Do you think calling people names over the internet makes you cool? I mean seriously, you're just a pathetic little lowlife loser who has to do this for kicks

  • @brynjones11 O'Driscoll... player of the dacade.... unlucky.

    NZ is a joke of a country. You're prob Irish anyway gobshite.

  • @meloveoasis youre clearly tapped i wont bother putting you in your place

  • @brynjones11 well we all know were your place is.........the blue oyster club with a mighty dildo penetrating your back passage. xxxx

  • thanks for putting this up now i can sacre myself anytime i want ^.^

  • they do that every single time ?

  • @LaBlondeLaParisienne this is part of a tradition so yes

  • @LaBlondeLaParisienne it's a challenge to war, they do it every time to challenge their opponents to bring their best.

  • @LaBlondeLaParisienne every single time since 1888 (as far as i know)... and still rules!

  • i know the haka fully but shame you video is in french

  • @izallskilfoo i think you need to watch a real haka perfomed by Maori !

    like this youtube.com/watch?v=tzbKN0Iv2B­0

    better yet watch it in person.

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  • Love Dawson's face after this- "Bring it on"

  • This is way better than any NFL game I've seen and it's only a minute and a half long. Powerful.

  • I have never seen anything like that before. What is that exactly?

  • they all look like a bunch of retards.......england and st george....

  • it was THAT moment umaga decided to try break o'dricoll's neck.

  • This is pure EPIC

  • Byron Kelleher hes gold lol

  • looks like Byron Kelleher is about to take flight with those arms going...

  • @kiwimatt123 hahaha you have a good sence of humor and i like it :D

  • @DaisyDuke898 Thanks dude!

  • @kiwimatt123 no worries ^^

  • It's cooler if all the guys doing it are polynesian

  • @izallskilfoo lol completely agreed

  • @izallskilfoo yeap, but it became almost imposible

  • @izallskilfoo WTF are you talking about. The Samoan/Tongan/Fijian Haka's can't compare with the might of the All Black Haka. The Haka is not subjected to by race (believe it or not) but the spirit and conviction of a proud clan.

  • @FatUglyNStupid Calm down man, it just looks cooler, I'm not offending any "spirit of the clan" alright.

  • @izallskilfoo 'Cooler' as in how? Do you like the look of indigenous faces doing indigenous war cry's? What the hell. You realize the All Blacks come from NZ which is not a Polynesian country? Pay credit to the history of the jersey and the ideals that the All Blacks try to instill in all of us. The Haka is a challenge laid down, what could be 'cooler' than that regardless of race or creed?

  • @FatUglyNStupid...It's so funny how on this video, you portray a person of intelligence. When you are merely an ignorant and obnoxious person, (that we know...lol).., so save your theories for someone who has time for your BULLSHIT. Because, frankly THE ALL BLACKS didnt instill SHIT into you....so dont sit here and try to parade your bullcrap of a story to these people...YOUR A FAKE A FRAUD! GET A LIFE!

  • @FatUglyNStupid Polynesians look more intimidating, at least to me. So in effect, they look cooler.

  • Yes but surely you know that the native New zealanders aren't actually from New Zealand ? they moved down from indonesia and other surrounding areas.

  • @MrCricket90 incorrect i'm afraid

  • @MrCricket90 you could say that about any countries origin that the people beside it were there first.....

  • @MrCricket90 wrong Maoris came from Hawaiki ..it sank lol

  • I love the All Blacks :) I'm Australian and even i'm proud of our cousin team :) Deepest respect for the Maori culture and the beautiful country of New Zealand. ANZAC forever <3

  • So American football is like amature rugby you're saying? :p im joking.. I have never seen an American football game. Used to play rugby for my town. school and the air force enough to know its a tough sport, I am going to New Zealand in three months, hopefully I will play some rugby over there with the all blacks!

  • @Indieboy12 No, Rugby looks like playground football.

  • @Dave7Prescott yh thats what you think football is for fucking people who want to name a game where you use your hands mostly after football (very fucking intelligent) and also football was made by a mentally fucking challenged kid on pot for the first time and then this smart arse introduced all the plays into it ino lets chuck a ball and chase it like dogs woof woof! rugbys a proper sport now fucking offf a play "football" with yuor hands(Y) :D

  • @KFATBOY1 Before denigrating an interlocutor's intelligence you should learn to spell. ""Football" is a linguistic relic. Is that a big deal?

  • I've never seen the British Lions gets smashed as badly as the All Blacks did to them in this series. It was an annihilation of speed, skill & power.

  • @Tehui1974 yeah i watched the whole series again on youtube and the all blacks were incredible

  • bloody good game against the wallabies the other night....total thrashing.

  • Both Rugby and American (Canadian) Football have big hits and both are very different games. You can get severely injured in both games! Rugby is more fluid and tackles can be very painful. Some tackles in Football can be even worse because of the blindside hits that quarterbacks and receivers often take (not to mention some of the blocks on kickoff/punt returns). I admit that I haven't watched as much Rugby, but have seen enough to know it's a tough sport as well.

  • THIs Is COoL Greeting from SErbia

  • Dave7Prescott.................­just another big headed yank ur wasting ur time g00n

  • i am reading the comments and i can't believe it. I don't understand what are you fighting about. They are 2 different sports, each one the best for the eyes of their fans, they are great sports..............only rugby is better, jaja. just kidding, i'm a BIG fan of rugby (and all blacks even more) but i also enjoy a football game.........come on

  • That guy with the number 14 clearly shit himself.

  • I love the Haka... I sit down at a rugby game, watch the haka, and then leave. Every All Blacks game hahaha

  • im fed up of americans talking shit about rugby players. just because the rugby players dont take steroids, this doesnt make them shit at what they do. rugby players are pure athletes, they are powerfull yet skilled, also fearless against who they face, and believe in their team mates. unlike yankies.

  • Dave7presscot if a rugby player was running at you or your little NFL freinds you would all shit in your pants. I went to Canada played American football one day and when us rugby players ran we made at least 20 metres a run. Rugby is more demanding, faster paced and we don't wear tons of body armour.

  • @vernerhill Rugby players tackle with less than 1/4 the force of NFL players. They are smaller, less powerful and they run slower so they don't hit as hard. 4 rugby players tried out for the local college team. All quit after the first practice.

  • @Dave7Prescot look you stupid american. the south african and welsh wingers are faster than any americans. fact that american footballers want rugby players to join their ranks because they are true sportsmen. and how come the american rugby team is fucking shit!!!!!!?????? because they cannot compete with the rest of the world

  • @valleylad12345 NFL teams are trying to recruit rugby players? We stupid Americans have a term for stories like that. It's called "Bullshit". Some of our fastest runners play football. I haven't heard much about Wales or SA dominating the US in international competitions.

    The US has a rugby team? Who knew? Our better athletes play American Football. Less popular sports get the guys who can't make the team.

  • People below me are really chatty.

  • @TheEliseSuzanne Do New Zealaders fancy themselves tough guys?

  • @Dave7Prescott No they're just the best rugby nation in the world and would destroy any of your puny gridiron teams

  • @G00n3r4Life Look at the neck muscles. Those guys wouldn't survive first contact.

  • @Dave7Prescott lmfao, rugby players are better athletes, are fitter, have better muscle strength and endurance. Do you know what a scrum is, look at the neck muscles on the front row. A Rugby player undergos more pain in a match than a gridiron player, fact. Rugby players are more physically fit, tougher and are more technically skilled than gridiron players. FACT

  • @G00n3r4Life Stringing a bunch of bullshit assertions together with "Fact...fact...FACT" doesn't stop them from being bullshit assertions. NFL players are the best athletes The US produces. They are easily as good or better than our Olympic athletes and our Olympic athletes make rags of yours. FACT. Rugby fans talk tough but rugby players show no interest in backing up all the tough talk.

  • @Dave7Prescott Im not a rugby player, although often accused of being one, i play football, the real game of football that uses feet. Have the blockers in gridiron ever touched the ball? or ever attempted a bleep test. You rarely see any who have the physique of a world class athlete. Whereas in Rugby you have props and hookers which do carry a high percentage of body fat but actually contribute to the sport instead of holding a players dick stopping him from getting to the ball