Me:Do you have a butt?
Taz:why would you ask me that?
Me:I'm random
kekai890 1 week ago
ME: does ur mom know that u make vids!?!?
TAZBOI:why would u ask me that????
ME:*sighs*
clubpenguinbounty 2 weeks ago
Me: Can you do the hockey pokey and turn around?
Tazboi: Why would you ever ask me that???
My reactions...
ThisIsMeCutieLauren 4 weeks ago
ME:CAN I KILL YOU TAZ:WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT >:)
hotliza18 1 month ago
me:Momcan i hav a- (accidently click this link)
Taz:Why would you ask me thatt?
Me:Eh?
Quakers9745 1 month ago
Me:Do I have a butt?
Taz:Why would you ask me that?
Me:Cuz Im stupid
MoonFive6 1 month ago
i asked if taz would die riding a unicorn
MrTattooguy13 1 month ago
Me: Can i steal your subcribers?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?!
ME: oh come on!
Taz: >:(
mazphamqld1 1 month ago
I asked: Will I ever get famous?
WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?! >:(
Mirju132 1 month ago
are you batman?
LegoKing345 2 months ago
I just asked how much you liked pie?:(
grace2568 2 months ago
me: Will I die?
Taz: Why would you ask me that!?!?
333clubpenguin 2 months ago
me: will i ever get a boyfriend?
taz:why would you ask me that!?
me: Becuase i did XD
lpspurplepanda9 2 months ago
WUT I JUST ASKED IF I WAS COOL :O
mariofan027 2 months ago
why is the crystal ball purple? taz: WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT??????????????
kinggrocks 2 months ago
me:will i like pie?
taz:why would u ask that!!!!!!!!!!
thebackuganguy22 3 months ago
Me:Do you like pokemon?
Taz:WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT!!!
Me: Will I go eat a cupcake?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT!!
Me: IM HUNGRY OK? IM SORRY IM SORRY D:
LotzoHugs 3 months ago
Me : Can I Have Your Car?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT!?
Me: Cuz I Need A Car Tonight GEZZ TAZ!
- -
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TheJellypop4 3 months ago
me: am i awesome?
Taz: why would u ask me that??
me: *breaks computer*
coolguy2829 3 months ago
Me : Will I meet taz?
Taz : what would you ask me that??!!!
Me : CAUSE I NEVER MET U STUPID! -_-
Jenny8239 3 months ago
me:is your hair weird?
taz:why would you ask me that?
me: Errr IDK?
cpfinder123 4 months ago
me:have you eaten?
taz:why would you ask me that ? >:( lol!!!!
err im just caring about you..... lol!!!!
taz:why would you ask me that ? >:( lol!!!!
LOL ME: DOES MY FRIENDS CRUSH LIKE HER; TAZ: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT XD
sophie190famous 4 months ago
me: does mcdonalds make people fat
Taz: Why would you ask me that? >:(
me:because i wanna if ill get fat soon D:
Ryanminiplanetlover 4 months ago
Me:Will Pie rule the world?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT? >:(
Me: I just wanna know so i can get some good silverware for pie eating....
MrFluffehz 4 months ago
Me: Am I your best friend
Taz: WHY WHOULD YOU ASK ME THAT>:(
( he dosent wanna make you guys jelous)
supernattyg1 4 months ago
Me:Am I Stupid?
Taz:WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT
brofurlo 4 months ago
I asked her if she or he was a f*cking stupid idiot f*cking b*tch woman man. xD
Emilysakura83RBLX 4 months ago
Me: Is Tazboi Funny?
Taz: Why Would You Ask Me That!
Me: I Wanted To Know O O
oliviaghoul 4 months ago
Me: does He Like Me?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?
Me: Well u r a Fortune Teller......
10katie789 4 months ago
Me: Your Crap
HardingHog123 4 months ago
me how will i fart
taz WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT??
This has been flagged as spam show
The world will end in 2012
roccoxxvii 4 months ago
Today, I finished the bible it said he will come back on earth and the wor
Me: will I ever get married Taz: why would you ask me that?!!!!?!?!?!??? Me: OMG I'm talking to Tazboi!!
me: Why is yo mama so fat?
Me: BECAUSE I WANNA KNOW!
Taz: shoots with gun
me: BEACH
luvbug19999 5 months ago
me : did you hump a turtle before?
taz: why would you ask me that?!
XD
dbziscoolcp 5 months ago
me:do i like pokemon
taz:why would u ask me that?!!?
me:itz a simple question 0.0
chloeaparks 5 months ago
Me: Will I ever have a gf
Taz: Why would u ask me that!!
me: Idk...
TheBamCP 5 months ago
will you marry me?
why would you ask me that?!?!?!?!
peeweegray1 5 months ago
me: will i ever get married?
taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?
me: such an idoit
Me: Do you LOVE ME?!
Taz: Why should you ask me that?!
halo3rls1 6 months ago
Me:Do You Like Pie?
Tazboi:Why Would You Ask Me That!!
TheBurpingchicken 6 months ago
Me:will i be in ur video one day?
Taz:Why would you ask me tht?
Mrkaka555XD 6 months ago
Look at the description!
Taz looks at description
Why would you ask me that?!?!
You just missed it! It changed!
Wet6CP 6 months ago
THIS WAS THE PERFECT RESPONE TO ME
webkinz444444 6 months ago
Me: Does Taz Eat Girrafe Poop for Breakfast?
Taz: Why Would You Ask Me!
Me: Well Ur the Fortune Teller! XD!!!!!!
congon72 6 months ago
Me: Is the world gonna end in 2012?
Taz: Why would you ask me that?
Me: BECAUSE I WANNA LIVE!!
MsBigisland 6 months ago
me will i get pony for my b day
taz why would you ask me that
akasparklekittykid 6 months ago
Me: Can I quit this game?
Tazboi: Why would you ask me that
Tazboi: .:-(
Cookie10114Films 6 months ago
Me: Can I ask you something?
Taz: Why would you ask me that? >:-(
Me: You are the meanest fortune teller ever!
RainbowRocks100 6 months ago
me:d u have a blender
taz:uh why would u ask me that?
me:well um..... i wanna make a smoothie i have a cup and straw in front of ma
grace2568 7 months ago
me:do u cry like a little baby girl?
taz:WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?
me:cause u look like a kindergarten girl
me:will u ever make a music video of JB?
taz: why would u ask me that?!
me:i knew it...
ThePopstar32 7 months ago
me: will i ever get a girlfriend?
taz: heck no.
me: i knew you were gonna say that );
epiczakcall911 7 months ago
me: are you stupid
akw200 7 months ago
me:will they over make a godzilla movie in 2012? taz: why would you ask me that? me:I WANTED TOO!!
jacksondarksonic 7 months ago
Me:Will my penguin ever be famous?
Taz:Why would you ask me that!!!
Me:BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW!!! :P
Pokemonmia1 7 months ago
Hp Evolution: Were you the guy that stole all the memberships and gave them to Justin Beiber?
Taz: Why would you ask me that!!!
Hp Evolution : sorry about that sir but that guy hasn't been caught in 5 yrs already.
Taz: Holy crap that was way to close but i got away with it for now! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Hp Evolution: Did you say something?
Taz: Huh uuuuuuuh wasn't me =D
Hp Evolution: =l
Evolution8761 7 months ago
THIS IS TRUE.....i asked if i would be taz friend. :(
StarKiller119 7 months ago
me : i hate pie (not a question)
you : WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT???
me: NOT EVEN ASKING!!!!!
starrystar44100 7 months ago
me: WHY IS YO MUMU SO FAT?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?!?!
Me:BECAUSE SHE IS FAT
Taz:mad face
me: I BETTER RUN! DUN DUN DUN DUN.....
Taz:shoots head
LOL
luvbug19999 7 months ago
do u like pie?
why would u ask me dat?
Signy740 8 months ago
Me:What if Justin Bieber Broke in youre house? Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?????
alex22263 8 months ago
Me: are u gay?
Taz:WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT
ToonLinkfan65 8 months ago
Me: Do I like cheese?
Me: BUT I'M HUNGRY!
zippysadie96 8 months ago
do you like pie?,Taz: why would you ask me that? me:o.0 i though he liked pie
tampasportsfan1 8 months ago
me: are u stupid taz: why would you ask me that!?
cphomevideos122 8 months ago
Me: R u gonna make a Response 13?
Taz: Why would you ask me that!!!!!
Me: just wondering
MC90CoolPants21 9 months ago
Will i jump off my roof thinking i will fly, then brake my legs then the micdonalds guy will come and jump on me and shoot me with a Spaz-12?
Taz: Whywould u ask me that? >:(
Me: I WANNA KNOW HOW I WILL DIE!!!!
NATZIZOMBIESROCK 9 months ago 9
Me: Are you a CP baby?
Taz: Why would you ask me that!!! >:(
Me: I was just wondering
geo13006 9 months ago
me:is there gonna be a 4th jurassic park?
taz:why would u ask me that?
thumbs up if u asked the same thing
scaryguy004 9 months ago 5
me: do you like burgers?
taz: why would you ask me that!!!
me: i just wanted to know if you like burgers
andythelegopenguin 9 months ago
Me:will my annoying cousin be here for a week?you:how am I supposed to know that?!me:is that a no?I'll be happy if it is.
hope0322 9 months ago
me:is my bro going to did
taz:why would u ask me that
me:cauz i asked you a yes or no qeustion and i want the awnser
therickrace 9 months ago
Me: Has Tazboi ever have something with MJ?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT! xD
LizzyCP1 9 months ago
me: is my girlfriend trying to suck your dick?
jay14787 9 months ago
Me: can i have a convertable
Taz: why would you ask me that!?
Me: Cuz i wanted to know
william78920 10 months ago
Can you lick 36 tomatos in 6 and a half seconds?
Why would you ask me that!!!
Gosh i just needed a awnser
Clubpenguincomedys90 10 months ago
Because I want to make anime. I'll ask again. (Lol!)
Skittythepokemon 11 months ago
am i stupid
taz:why would you ask me that
me:because i know you are lol
srry if thats a insult to you
HelloKiti7 11 months ago
Me: am i a mother f*cker
Taz: why would you ask me that
alex22263 11 months ago
Me:is this fortune teller 100%true?
Taz:why would u ask me tht lol
(i know its not true lol XD)
Gogirlcutiecp 1 year ago 5
Me: im cool? Taz: why would u ask me that!
TheEdu1338 1 year ago
me:do i like cheez
taz:why would u ask me that (angry face)
TheRaj5001 1 year ago
@TheRaj5001 what
gabbyrocksya2001 11 months ago
@TheRaj5001 i did the same thing!
Me:Will I make all meh piffles into puffle pie?
Tazboi:why would you ask me that? ( mad face)
Me: ya I guess I shouldn't of asked ya cuz I was gunna do it anyways ( eats puffle pie) : D
lenna8665 1 year ago
Me: Will I die in hell?
Me: I just wanna know
Taz: *pulls trigger at my head*
SuperDarkraiSeb 1 year ago
Me:Do I Like Pizza
Taz:Why Would You Ask Me That
MrBurningHotdog 1 year ago
how r u! lol
44448a 1 year ago
Me; Will i get my Tv on christmas?
Santa; Why would you ask me That!!!
Me; uh cuz your santa and santa gives every kid what they want
Santa; NO I DONT
Me; YOUR MEAN SANTA
Santa; pushes me off his lap
Me; RUNS CRYING
CandyFairyy 1 year ago
MsPichu: Will I ever get a pony?
Taz: Why would you ask me that?? *anger face*
MsPichu: DON'T BE ANGRY!!!!!!
MsPichu: I still want my pony......
MsPichuTheOverlord 1 year ago
@MsPichuTheOverlord LOL!
Me:do you drink soda?
Me:Fine i just wanted to know
Bearry321 1 year ago
me:were you adopted
Taz:why would you ask me that
me:i just wonted to know gosh
Taz:well you suck
me: :0 bich but i do like your vids but for that you are a bich
lpsgirl300 1 year ago
sO chuck norris wont beat justin beiber?
Klubbi3 1 year ago
do u like cream cheese?why would you ask me that!!!!!??????Is that a no?
reddragon12345678910 1 year ago
Q: Is Justin Bieber Gay?
A: Why would you ask me that!!
ME: Your right, I shouldve known he was gay fatherfuc*er who kisses Barbie Boys and rapes 14 year old boys
Zorua220x 1 year ago
OMG1
Q: Would you absolutely marry a pie?
A:WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?
Me: *Gasp* :O
MiMi86771 1 year ago
Me: Do you live in hell?
Tazboi: Why would you ask me that!!
Ferrari8Boo 1 year ago
TRUE
me: do waffles have magic powers?
taz: why would you ask me that?
me:cuz I wanna be magic and then be famous and then be rich and then buy a mansion and then, oh never mind i just wanted to know.
lolkid669 1 year ago
@lolkid669 WE GET THE OINT
Q: Will I die in the year 3100?
A:WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT!
1Sensei4856 1 year ago
Me: do i have any friends?
Me:cuze i thought u would say no then i would blame u
Alakazam231 1 year ago
Well mi not going to mary Tazobi!
sarahfbear02 1 year ago
LOL.
I Was Like..Uhh I Dunno xD
discopanda80 1 year ago
me:why are you dressed so weird taz?
tazboi:WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT?!?!?!?!?
ME: I DUNNO!!?? i was just wondering gosh!
cascadakat 1 year ago
Me: will i take ur pie Taz: WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT >:( Me: IDK YOUR A FORUNE TELLER DUH >:(
AGFan147 1 year ago
Me: Do you wanna kill yourself?
A:Why do you say that! -:-(
EyeNicstephens 1 year ago
Me: Is ur Fav. color pink?
Taz: why would you ask me that
Claire512able 1 year ago
me: Is pie a steroid?
boomonsterboo 1 year ago
me:are you part dolphin
SuperBayleaf 1 year ago
i said will my best friend be friends forever?
you said why would you ask me that
hmm looks like ill find out myself
yuiritsumiomugiazusa 1 year ago
me: do puffles lick butts?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT!!?!?!?
Shnooky3 1 year ago
me: am i gonna be a country singer when im 14!
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT!!!!
Me: D:
xPopstar13913x 1 year ago
Me: Did You Kiss Barney?? Taz : WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT!?!?! Me: o_O i guess no.
violetrockstar260 1 year ago
Me: Do you like me more then pie?
Taz: Why would you ast me that!!!! * angry face*
Me: * cries * I hate you!!
BLTLipgloss1998 1 year ago
Me:O.O FRUIT! give ME IAM HUNGRY!
Taz:........
Me:Uhmmm nevermind
TiffanyStarFlower 1 year ago
Do you wear pants?
WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME HAT ?
TheCocogirl2 1 year ago
Will i ever get married?
WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?!
._.
TheLordmephiles 1 year ago
You've gotta love this fortune teller! :D
Decode301100 1 year ago
lol I was like:
Will I be famous?
Why would you ask my that?!
OctoberCowgirls 1 year ago
@OctoberCowgirls me too! except my question was am i going to be famous on cp?
MrJojo3810 1 year ago
me: hi there do u eat ham?
taz: Why would u ask me that?! :@
me: well i thought u liked ham because i do........
ClubPenguin855 1 year ago
me: are you stupid
taz : why would you ask me that!?
me: because you told me to ask you a yes or no question! :I
thecpspikesite 1 year ago
Q. How old are you?
A.Why would you ask me that?!!
Me: I guess you dont wanna tell me...
Reson1001 1 year ago
would we ever meet or did we already? why would you ask me that? IM FULL OF THINGS TO ASK MAN THERE P.S im a girl :)
Flippylove1 1 year ago
Me: If you were poor, had 12 children and you were starving, would you eat your children?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT??
pentra1962 1 year ago
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newsweetie330 1 year ago
@pokapeace xdddddd
Cami913 1 year ago
Me- Are you gay??
Why would you ask me that?
Me- Because, you need help :)
Me: will i have high sallaries?
taz: Why wud u ask me that?
me:I JUST WANNA KNOW SHEESH.
taz: mad face
me: ripped off!
snowcone8000 1 year ago
Me: Can I have a piece of pie?
Me: I didn't mean to offend you.
Taz: "Mad Face"
Me: "Sad Face"
JustRiley16 1 year ago
i hate JUSTIN BEVER
Ryry129 1 year ago
me: do i have to go to school.
you: why would u ask me that?
me : Because school sucks.
pikachugirl1011 1 year ago
me:does justin beiber have ANY fans?
u: why would u ask me that?
me:cuz he has LOTS of haters (including me)
LegoKing345 1 year ago
Me: Is Club Penguin Music cool?
taz: Why Would you ask me that??
Jocky209 1 year ago
me: will i get membership on my next b-day?
taz: why would you ask me that??
me: O.O
ann510287 1 year ago
Do you have to go to the bathroom? Why would you ask me that!
Forkpuff233pie 1 year ago
ME: am i gay?
TAz: y would u ask me tht!
Raptoris0987 1 year ago
Me: Do you ever stop playing Club Penguin? Do you have a life?
Tazboi: Why would you ask me that!!!
Me: Because when I look at your channel, EVERYTHING is about Club Penguin. Do I REALLY need an explanation?!
ITzEgGich 1 year ago
ME: will I ever hit puberty???
Taz:Why would u aks me tht!!
ME:hmm idk
Me: have you ever had sex on Cp
Taz: why would you ask me that!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i think that actuelly makes sense lol
MegaTheSurfer 1 year ago
Me: Do you believe in ghosts?
You: Why would you ask me that!!!
Me: Umm, I got another question, have you been taking steroroids?
8391iceTv 1 year ago
me:will penguins on cp ever eat chicken?
Taz:Why would u ask me that!!!! >:{
me: IM JUST WONDRING MAN,JUST WONDRING!!
coacoabeanz1999 1 year ago
Are you retared?
Why would you ask me that!!!!!!
Sheesh i just wanted to know
jessecat6 1 year ago
Me: Is Justin Bieber awesome?
Taz: WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT?!!
O_O
userofthemon 1 year ago
@userofthemon cuz its not true
are you awsome?
winxclub4me 1 year ago
Me:Is the word **** a bad word?
Tazboi:Why would u ask me that!
flippo304 1 year ago
Me: did i use the toilet today?
Taz: why would you ask me that ?! im just an Indian!
clubpenguinmovieable 1 year ago
my question: quit CP
whereisantonioDOTcom 1 year ago
me:do you where diapers?
him/her:why would you ask me that?!
her way of saying yes
skipper107731 1 year ago
me:will rockhopper eat cp?
u:WHY WOULD U ASK ME DAT?
Me: Am i a donkey?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT????
Me: I don't know i thought i was adopted by donkeys :(
jtsanz 1 year ago
Me : Was I adopted?
Tazboi: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT??
Me: DAMMIT I KNEW I WAS ADOPTED!
LaurenandKathy 1 year ago
I asked, Have you ever seen women naked? And the responce was WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT? lol
Byers10MeerKat1 1 year ago
ME: Do you have a fat face?
YOU: Why would you ask me that!
Well, he is a penguin....
DragonGoddessAdawada 1 year ago
Me:Will u wanna have sex with me (not real)
You:WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT?!
xuan200 1 year ago
my sis:will i ever be a star forever?
u:why would you ask me that!
lol hahahaha my sister got mad lol
JemiEpisodes 1 year ago
meLcan i type this comment with meh eyes closed
iLWHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT?
i guess the answer was no
me:AHHHHHHHH
u:WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT?
ME:is disney channel STOOPID?
u:WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT!!
Me: Will I have Spaghetti Bolognese tonight?
Tazboi: Why would u ask me that?
DUH ITS POSSIBLE
Gcole200 1 year ago
me: will spain win the world cup?
taz: WHY DID YOU ASK ME THAT!?
santasku11 1 year ago
@santasku11 cuz i guess he dont like spain
Will I be the best scientist in the world some day?
WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT??? >:(
*cough cough* Because I was curious, why did you reply to me like that? :\
Sparklegirly101 1 year ago
me:will i die tomorrow?
u:WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT?
lol i asked if evryone gay exsept me he said some....why would u ask me that lol!
xxGmoney720xx 1 year ago
@poncheeCP omg thats what i said!
SamaraiSmasher 1 year ago
do u like llamas?
@LegoKing345 um NO THEY SMELL LIKE POOP ON A STICK
TheZimbo8 1 year ago
me:r u fat?
u:WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT?
lol this was funny me:will i be a famous actor and hunter?
u: WHY WOULD U ASK ME DAT! ??????
Bennet155778 1 year ago
@Bennet155778 u REALLY wanna b a famous hunter
@LegoKing345 well thats wat my name means in real life
me:am i the only 11 year old who dosen't beleive in santa clause?
u:WHY WOULD U ASK ME DAT?
u=weird,mean,and angru
@LegoKing345 i mean angry
me:are u a boy??
u:WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME DAT!
123alexis1 1 year ago
me: do you have a mom?
TAZBOI: WHY WOULD YOU AKS ME DAT!
ninja96789 1 year ago
me:do u eat spiders???
liongirl167 1 year ago
Me:Do you have a butt?
Taz:why would you ask me that?
Me:I'm random
kekai890 1 week ago
ME: does ur mom know that u make vids!?!?
TAZBOI:why would u ask me that????
ME:*sighs*
clubpenguinbounty 2 weeks ago
Me: Can you do the hockey pokey and turn around?
Tazboi: Why would you ever ask me that???
My reactions...
ThisIsMeCutieLauren 4 weeks ago
ME:CAN I KILL YOU TAZ:WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT >:)
hotliza18 1 month ago
me:Momcan i hav a- (accidently click this link)
Taz:Why would you ask me thatt?
Me:Eh?
Quakers9745 1 month ago
Me:Do I have a butt?
Taz:Why would you ask me that?
Me:Cuz Im stupid
MoonFive6 1 month ago
i asked if taz would die riding a unicorn
MrTattooguy13 1 month ago
Me: Can i steal your subcribers?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?!
ME: oh come on!
Taz: >:(
mazphamqld1 1 month ago
I asked: Will I ever get famous?
WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?! >:(
Mirju132 1 month ago
are you batman?
LegoKing345 2 months ago
I just asked how much you liked pie?:(
grace2568 2 months ago
me: Will I die?
Taz: Why would you ask me that!?!?
333clubpenguin 2 months ago
me: will i ever get a boyfriend?
taz:why would you ask me that!?
me: Becuase i did XD
lpspurplepanda9 2 months ago
WUT I JUST ASKED IF I WAS COOL :O
mariofan027 2 months ago
why is the crystal ball purple? taz: WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT??????????????
kinggrocks 2 months ago
me:will i like pie?
taz:why would u ask that!!!!!!!!!!
thebackuganguy22 3 months ago
Me:Do you like pokemon?
Taz:WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT!!!
thebackuganguy22 3 months ago
Me: Will I go eat a cupcake?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT!!
Me: IM HUNGRY OK? IM SORRY IM SORRY D:
LotzoHugs 3 months ago
Me : Can I Have Your Car?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT!?
Me: Cuz I Need A Car Tonight GEZZ TAZ!
- -
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TheJellypop4 3 months ago
me: am i awesome?
Taz: why would u ask me that??
me: *breaks computer*
coolguy2829 3 months ago
Me : Will I meet taz?
Taz : what would you ask me that??!!!
Me : CAUSE I NEVER MET U STUPID! -_-
Jenny8239 3 months ago
me:is your hair weird?
taz:why would you ask me that?
me: Errr IDK?
cpfinder123 4 months ago
me:have you eaten?
taz:why would you ask me that ? >:( lol!!!!
err im just caring about you..... lol!!!!
cpfinder123 4 months ago
me:have you eaten?
taz:why would you ask me that ? >:( lol!!!!
cpfinder123 4 months ago
LOL ME: DOES MY FRIENDS CRUSH LIKE HER; TAZ: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT XD
sophie190famous 4 months ago
me: does mcdonalds make people fat
Taz: Why would you ask me that? >:(
me:because i wanna if ill get fat soon D:
Ryanminiplanetlover 4 months ago
Me:Will Pie rule the world?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT? >:(
Me: I just wanna know so i can get some good silverware for pie eating....
MrFluffehz 4 months ago
Me: Am I your best friend
Taz: WHY WHOULD YOU ASK ME THAT>:(
( he dosent wanna make you guys jelous)
supernattyg1 4 months ago
Me:Am I Stupid?
Taz:WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT
brofurlo 4 months ago
I asked her if she or he was a f*cking stupid idiot f*cking b*tch woman man. xD
Emilysakura83RBLX 4 months ago
Me: Is Tazboi Funny?
Taz: Why Would You Ask Me That!
Me: I Wanted To Know O O
oliviaghoul 4 months ago
Me: does He Like Me?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?
Me: Well u r a Fortune Teller......
10katie789 4 months ago
Me: Your Crap
Taz:Why would you ask me that?
HardingHog123 4 months ago
me how will i fart
taz WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT??
brofurlo 4 months ago
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The world will end in 2012
roccoxxvii 4 months ago
Today, I finished the bible it said he will come back on earth and the wor
roccoxxvii 4 months ago
Me: will I ever get married Taz: why would you ask me that?!!!!?!?!?!??? Me: OMG I'm talking to Tazboi!!
roccoxxvii 4 months ago
me: Why is yo mama so fat?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?
Me: BECAUSE I WANNA KNOW!
Taz: shoots with gun
me: BEACH
luvbug19999 5 months ago
me : did you hump a turtle before?
taz: why would you ask me that?!
XD
dbziscoolcp 5 months ago
me:do i like pokemon
taz:why would u ask me that?!!?
me:itz a simple question 0.0
chloeaparks 5 months ago
Me: Will I ever have a gf
Taz: Why would u ask me that!!
me: Idk...
TheBamCP 5 months ago
will you marry me?
why would you ask me that?!?!?!?!
peeweegray1 5 months ago
me: will i ever get married?
taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?
me: such an idoit
peeweegray1 5 months ago
Me: Do you LOVE ME?!
Taz: Why should you ask me that?!
halo3rls1 6 months ago
Me:Do You Like Pie?
Tazboi:Why Would You Ask Me That!!
TheBurpingchicken 6 months ago
Me:will i be in ur video one day?
Taz:Why would you ask me tht?
Mrkaka555XD 6 months ago
Look at the description!
Taz looks at description
Why would you ask me that?!?!
You just missed it! It changed!
Wet6CP 6 months ago
THIS WAS THE PERFECT RESPONE TO ME
webkinz444444 6 months ago
Me: Does Taz Eat Girrafe Poop for Breakfast?
Taz: Why Would You Ask Me!
Me: Well Ur the Fortune Teller! XD!!!!!!
congon72 6 months ago
Me: Is the world gonna end in 2012?
Taz: Why would you ask me that?
Me: BECAUSE I WANNA LIVE!!
MsBigisland 6 months ago
me will i get pony for my b day
taz why would you ask me that
akasparklekittykid 6 months ago
Me: Can I quit this game?
Tazboi: Why would you ask me that
Tazboi: .:-(
Cookie10114Films 6 months ago
Me: Can I ask you something?
Taz: Why would you ask me that? >:-(
Me: You are the meanest fortune teller ever!
RainbowRocks100 6 months ago
me:d u have a blender
taz:uh why would u ask me that?
me:well um..... i wanna make a smoothie i have a cup and straw in front of ma
grace2568 7 months ago
me:do u cry like a little baby girl?
taz:WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?
me:cause u look like a kindergarten girl
grace2568 7 months ago
me:will u ever make a music video of JB?
taz: why would u ask me that?!
me:i knew it...
ThePopstar32 7 months ago
me: will i ever get a girlfriend?
taz: heck no.
me: i knew you were gonna say that );
epiczakcall911 7 months ago
me: are you stupid
akw200 7 months ago
me:will they over make a godzilla movie in 2012? taz: why would you ask me that? me:I WANTED TOO!!
jacksondarksonic 7 months ago
Me:Will my penguin ever be famous?
Taz:Why would you ask me that!!!
Me:BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW!!! :P
Pokemonmia1 7 months ago
Hp Evolution: Were you the guy that stole all the memberships and gave them to Justin Beiber?
Taz: Why would you ask me that!!!
Hp Evolution : sorry about that sir but that guy hasn't been caught in 5 yrs already.
Taz: Holy crap that was way to close but i got away with it for now! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Hp Evolution: Did you say something?
Taz: Huh uuuuuuuh wasn't me =D
Hp Evolution: =l
Evolution8761 7 months ago
THIS IS TRUE.....i asked if i would be taz friend. :(
StarKiller119 7 months ago
me : i hate pie (not a question)
you : WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT???
me: NOT EVEN ASKING!!!!!
starrystar44100 7 months ago
me: WHY IS YO MUMU SO FAT?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?!?!
Me:BECAUSE SHE IS FAT
Taz:mad face
me: I BETTER RUN! DUN DUN DUN DUN.....
Taz:shoots head
LOL
luvbug19999 7 months ago
do u like pie?
why would u ask me dat?
Signy740 8 months ago
Me:What if Justin Bieber Broke in youre house? Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?????
alex22263 8 months ago
Me: are u gay?
Taz:WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT
ToonLinkfan65 8 months ago
Me: Do I like cheese?
Taz: Why would you ask me that?
Me: BUT I'M HUNGRY!
zippysadie96 8 months ago
do you like pie?,Taz: why would you ask me that? me:o.0 i though he liked pie
tampasportsfan1 8 months ago
me: are u stupid taz: why would you ask me that!?
cphomevideos122 8 months ago
Me: R u gonna make a Response 13?
Taz: Why would you ask me that!!!!!
Me: just wondering
MC90CoolPants21 9 months ago
Will i jump off my roof thinking i will fly, then brake my legs then the micdonalds guy will come and jump on me and shoot me with a Spaz-12?
Taz: Whywould u ask me that? >:(
Me: I WANNA KNOW HOW I WILL DIE!!!!
NATZIZOMBIESROCK 9 months ago 9
Me: Are you a CP baby?
Taz: Why would you ask me that!!! >:(
Me: I was just wondering
geo13006 9 months ago
me:is there gonna be a 4th jurassic park?
taz:why would u ask me that?
thumbs up if u asked the same thing
scaryguy004 9 months ago 5
me: do you like burgers?
taz: why would you ask me that!!!
me: i just wanted to know if you like burgers
andythelegopenguin 9 months ago
Me:will my annoying cousin be here for a week?you:how am I supposed to know that?!me:is that a no?I'll be happy if it is.
hope0322 9 months ago
me:is my bro going to did
taz:why would u ask me that
me:cauz i asked you a yes or no qeustion and i want the awnser
therickrace 9 months ago
Me: Has Tazboi ever have something with MJ?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT! xD
LizzyCP1 9 months ago
me: is my girlfriend trying to suck your dick?
jay14787 9 months ago
Me: can i have a convertable
Taz: why would you ask me that!?
Me: Cuz i wanted to know
william78920 10 months ago
Can you lick 36 tomatos in 6 and a half seconds?
Why would you ask me that!!!
Gosh i just needed a awnser
Clubpenguincomedys90 10 months ago
Because I want to make anime. I'll ask again. (Lol!)
Skittythepokemon 11 months ago
am i stupid
taz:why would you ask me that
me:because i know you are lol
srry if thats a insult to you
HelloKiti7 11 months ago
Me: am i a mother f*cker
Taz: why would you ask me that
alex22263 11 months ago
Me:is this fortune teller 100%true?
Taz:why would u ask me tht lol
(i know its not true lol XD)
Gogirlcutiecp 1 year ago 5
Me: im cool? Taz: why would u ask me that!
TheEdu1338 1 year ago
me:do i like cheez
taz:why would u ask me that (angry face)
TheRaj5001 1 year ago
@TheRaj5001 what
gabbyrocksya2001 11 months ago
@TheRaj5001 i did the same thing!
zippysadie96 8 months ago
Me:Will I make all meh piffles into puffle pie?
Tazboi:why would you ask me that? ( mad face)
Me: ya I guess I shouldn't of asked ya cuz I was gunna do it anyways ( eats puffle pie) : D
lenna8665 1 year ago
Me: Will I die in hell?
Taz: Why would you ask me that?
Me: I just wanna know
Taz: *pulls trigger at my head*
SuperDarkraiSeb 1 year ago
Me:Do I Like Pizza
Taz:Why Would You Ask Me That
MrBurningHotdog 1 year ago
how r u! lol
44448a 1 year ago
Me; Will i get my Tv on christmas?
Santa; Why would you ask me That!!!
Me; uh cuz your santa and santa gives every kid what they want
Santa; NO I DONT
Me; YOUR MEAN SANTA
Santa; pushes me off his lap
Me; RUNS CRYING
CandyFairyy 1 year ago
MsPichu: Will I ever get a pony?
Taz: Why would you ask me that?? *anger face*
MsPichu: DON'T BE ANGRY!!!!!!
MsPichu: I still want my pony......
MsPichuTheOverlord 1 year ago
@MsPichuTheOverlord LOL!
luvbug19999 7 months ago
Me:do you drink soda?
Taz:WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT
Me:Fine i just wanted to know
Bearry321 1 year ago
me:were you adopted
Taz:why would you ask me that
me:i just wonted to know gosh
Taz:well you suck
me: :0 bich but i do like your vids but for that you are a bich
lpsgirl300 1 year ago
sO chuck norris wont beat justin beiber?
Klubbi3 1 year ago
do u like cream cheese?why would you ask me that!!!!!??????Is that a no?
reddragon12345678910 1 year ago
Q: Is Justin Bieber Gay?
A: Why would you ask me that!!
ME: Your right, I shouldve known he was gay fatherfuc*er who kisses Barbie Boys and rapes 14 year old boys
Zorua220x 1 year ago
OMG1
Q: Would you absolutely marry a pie?
A:WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?
Me: *Gasp* :O
MiMi86771 1 year ago
Me: Do you live in hell?
Tazboi: Why would you ask me that!!
Ferrari8Boo 1 year ago
TRUE
me: do waffles have magic powers?
taz: why would you ask me that?
me:cuz I wanna be magic and then be famous and then be rich and then buy a mansion and then, oh never mind i just wanted to know.
lolkid669 1 year ago
@lolkid669 WE GET THE OINT
gabbyrocksya2001 11 months ago
Q: Will I die in the year 3100?
A:WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT!
1Sensei4856 1 year ago
Me: do i have any friends?
Taz: Why would you ask me that!!!
Me:cuze i thought u would say no then i would blame u
Alakazam231 1 year ago
Well mi not going to mary Tazobi!
sarahfbear02 1 year ago
LOL.
I Was Like..Uhh I Dunno xD
discopanda80 1 year ago
me:why are you dressed so weird taz?
tazboi:WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT?!?!?!?!?
ME: I DUNNO!!?? i was just wondering gosh!
cascadakat 1 year ago
Me: will i take ur pie Taz: WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT >:( Me: IDK YOUR A FORUNE TELLER DUH >:(
AGFan147 1 year ago
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Me: Do you wanna kill yourself?
A:Why do you say that! -:-(
EyeNicstephens 1 year ago
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Me: Is ur Fav. color pink?
Taz: why would you ask me that
Claire512able 1 year ago
me: Is pie a steroid?
Taz: why would you ask me that
boomonsterboo 1 year ago
me:are you part dolphin
taz:why would you ask me that
SuperBayleaf 1 year ago
i said will my best friend be friends forever?
you said why would you ask me that
hmm looks like ill find out myself
yuiritsumiomugiazusa 1 year ago
me: do puffles lick butts?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT!!?!?!?
Shnooky3 1 year ago
me: am i gonna be a country singer when im 14!
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT!!!!
Me: D:
xPopstar13913x 1 year ago
Me: Did You Kiss Barney?? Taz : WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT!?!?! Me: o_O i guess no.
violetrockstar260 1 year ago
Me: Do you like me more then pie?
Taz: Why would you ast me that!!!! * angry face*
Me: * cries * I hate you!!
BLTLipgloss1998 1 year ago
Me:O.O FRUIT! give ME IAM HUNGRY!
Taz:........
Taz:Why would you ask me that!!!
Me:Uhmmm nevermind
TiffanyStarFlower 1 year ago
Do you wear pants?
WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME HAT ?
TheCocogirl2 1 year ago
Will i ever get married?
WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?!
._.
TheLordmephiles 1 year ago
You've gotta love this fortune teller! :D
Decode301100 1 year ago
lol I was like:
Will I be famous?
Why would you ask my that?!
OctoberCowgirls 1 year ago
@OctoberCowgirls me too! except my question was am i going to be famous on cp?
MrJojo3810 1 year ago
me: hi there do u eat ham?
taz: Why would u ask me that?! :@
me: well i thought u liked ham because i do........
ClubPenguin855 1 year ago
me: are you stupid
taz : why would you ask me that!?
me: because you told me to ask you a yes or no question! :I
thecpspikesite 1 year ago
Q. How old are you?
A.Why would you ask me that?!!
Me: I guess you dont wanna tell me...
Reson1001 1 year ago
would we ever meet or did we already? why would you ask me that? IM FULL OF THINGS TO ASK MAN THERE P.S im a girl :)
Flippylove1 1 year ago
Me: If you were poor, had 12 children and you were starving, would you eat your children?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT??
pentra1962 1 year ago
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newsweetie330 1 year ago
@pokapeace xdddddd
Cami913 1 year ago
Me- Are you gay??
Why would you ask me that?
Me- Because, you need help :)
BLTLipgloss1998 1 year ago
Me: will i have high sallaries?
taz: Why wud u ask me that?
me:I JUST WANNA KNOW SHEESH.
taz: mad face
me: ripped off!
snowcone8000 1 year ago
Me: Can I have a piece of pie?
Taz: Why would you ask me that?
Me: I didn't mean to offend you.
Taz: "Mad Face"
Me: "Sad Face"
JustRiley16 1 year ago
i hate JUSTIN BEVER
Ryry129 1 year ago
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me: do i have to go to school.
you: why would u ask me that?
me : Because school sucks.
pikachugirl1011 1 year ago
me:does justin beiber have ANY fans?
u: why would u ask me that?
me:cuz he has LOTS of haters (including me)
LegoKing345 1 year ago
Me: Is Club Penguin Music cool?
taz: Why Would you ask me that??
Jocky209 1 year ago
me: will i get membership on my next b-day?
taz: why would you ask me that??
me: O.O
ann510287 1 year ago
Do you have to go to the bathroom? Why would you ask me that!
Forkpuff233pie 1 year ago
ME: am i gay?
TAz: y would u ask me tht!
Raptoris0987 1 year ago
Me: Do you ever stop playing Club Penguin? Do you have a life?
Tazboi: Why would you ask me that!!!
Me: Because when I look at your channel, EVERYTHING is about Club Penguin. Do I REALLY need an explanation?!
ITzEgGich 1 year ago
ME: will I ever hit puberty???
Taz:Why would u aks me tht!!
ME:hmm idk
Reson1001 1 year ago
Me: have you ever had sex on Cp
Taz: why would you ask me that!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i think that actuelly makes sense lol
MegaTheSurfer 1 year ago
Me: Do you believe in ghosts?
You: Why would you ask me that!!!
Me: Umm, I got another question, have you been taking steroroids?
8391iceTv 1 year ago
me:will penguins on cp ever eat chicken?
Taz:Why would u ask me that!!!! >:{
me: IM JUST WONDRING MAN,JUST WONDRING!!
coacoabeanz1999 1 year ago
Are you retared?
Why would you ask me that!!!!!!
Sheesh i just wanted to know
jessecat6 1 year ago
Me: Is Justin Bieber awesome?
Taz: WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT?!!
O_O
userofthemon 1 year ago
@userofthemon cuz its not true
LegoKing345 1 year ago
are you awsome?
winxclub4me 1 year ago
Me:Is the word **** a bad word?
Tazboi:Why would u ask me that!
flippo304 1 year ago
Me: did i use the toilet today?
Taz: why would you ask me that ?! im just an Indian!
clubpenguinmovieable 1 year ago
my question: quit CP
whereisantonioDOTcom 1 year ago
me:do you where diapers?
him/her:why would you ask me that?!
her way of saying yes
skipper107731 1 year ago
me:will rockhopper eat cp?
u:WHY WOULD U ASK ME DAT?
LegoKing345 1 year ago
Me: Am i a donkey?
Taz: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT????
Me: I don't know i thought i was adopted by donkeys :(
jtsanz 1 year ago
Me : Was I adopted?
Tazboi: WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT??
Me: DAMMIT I KNEW I WAS ADOPTED!
LaurenandKathy 1 year ago
I asked, Have you ever seen women naked? And the responce was WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT? lol
Byers10MeerKat1 1 year ago
ME: Do you have a fat face?
YOU: Why would you ask me that!
Well, he is a penguin....
DragonGoddessAdawada 1 year ago
Me:Will u wanna have sex with me (not real)
You:WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT?!
xuan200 1 year ago
my sis:will i ever be a star forever?
u:why would you ask me that!
lol hahahaha my sister got mad lol
JemiEpisodes 1 year ago
meLcan i type this comment with meh eyes closed
iLWHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT?
i guess the answer was no
LegoKing345 1 year ago
me:AHHHHHHHH
u:WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT?
LegoKing345 1 year ago
ME:is disney channel STOOPID?
u:WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT!!
LegoKing345 1 year ago
Me: Will I have Spaghetti Bolognese tonight?
Tazboi: Why would u ask me that?
DUH ITS POSSIBLE
Gcole200 1 year ago
me: will spain win the world cup?
taz: WHY DID YOU ASK ME THAT!?
santasku11 1 year ago
@santasku11 cuz i guess he dont like spain
LegoKing345 1 year ago
Will I be the best scientist in the world some day?
WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT??? >:(
*cough cough* Because I was curious, why did you reply to me like that? :\
Sparklegirly101 1 year ago
me:will i die tomorrow?
u:WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT?
LegoKing345 1 year ago
lol i asked if evryone gay exsept me he said some....why would u ask me that lol!
xxGmoney720xx 1 year ago
@poncheeCP omg thats what i said!
SamaraiSmasher 1 year ago
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do u like llamas?
LegoKing345 1 year ago
@LegoKing345 um NO THEY SMELL LIKE POOP ON A STICK
TheZimbo8 1 year ago
me:r u fat?
u:WHY WOULD U ASK ME THAT?
LegoKing345 1 year ago
lol this was funny me:will i be a famous actor and hunter?
u: WHY WOULD U ASK ME DAT! ??????
Bennet155778 1 year ago
@Bennet155778 u REALLY wanna b a famous hunter
LegoKing345 1 year ago
@LegoKing345 well thats wat my name means in real life
Bennet155778 1 year ago
me:am i the only 11 year old who dosen't beleive in santa clause?
u:WHY WOULD U ASK ME DAT?
u=weird,mean,and angru
LegoKing345 1 year ago
@LegoKing345 i mean angry
LegoKing345 1 year ago
me:are u a boy??
u:WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME DAT!
123alexis1 1 year ago
me: do you have a mom?
TAZBOI: WHY WOULD YOU AKS ME DAT!
ninja96789 1 year ago
me:do u eat spiders???
liongirl167 1 year ago