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  • ah, nope, didn't find it funny.

  • Omg,this guy is not funny no wonder he hid away for a while .

  • violated by an ugly midget

    good one

  • Tom Cruise...On Coke much? Hell of a drug

  • LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • dude this shit is funny as fuk why would anyone dislike

  • FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!

  • rick jamez bitch hahahaha

  • cruise such a conceded dick

  • funny.. the slap was the best

  • infowars com

    henrymakow com

    911weknow com

    911truthorg

    wake up

  • @singledad1234

    noooo,I think we'll snooze a little bit more 

  • FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!!!!! that part was PPPPPEEEEERRRRFFFEEECCTTT! AWESOME job man

  • you are funny

    

  • 0:26 - 0:36 I JUS COMPLETLEY LOST IT HHAHAHAHAHA

  • Fuck yo couch Nigga fuck yo Couch!!!

  • lmao , what did the five fingers say to the face? SMACK , OMG it really does look like Oprah got smacked

  • funny as fuck haha!

  • Darkness Is! Darkness Is!

  • hold my drink bitch XD

  • lol

  • a comment.. xD

  • I found it hilarious.

  • stoned as fuck ..

  • I'm one of the BADDEST mother fuckers of all tiiiimmmeee!!!!

  • COCAINS A HELLL OF A DRUG ROFL FROFL LOL

  • i gave it a thumbs down, now wheres my midget? o.O

  • This is Hilarious LMAO!

  • not perfect but still hilarious, I lol'd

  • its so badly done, its funn

  • the funniest part.....cocaines a helluva drug

  • fuck yo couch

  • funny as hell

  • I laughed just because of the raped by an ugly midget comment at the end.

  • 611 people are scientologists

  • id fuck her

  • lol 0:17 hold my drink bitch 

  • fuck it i lold

  • Respond to this video... 

  • thats funny shit .............time perfect

  • thats funny shit .............time perfict

  • DARKNESES....BUT THAT WHITE GURL FINE

  • where's the fuc*ing original one?

  • awwwh the uploader cant take criticism

  • hahahaha..

  • Hahahahagaha I'm rick James bitch

  • Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

  • "Why the white people allways try to be black in USA why? is sad as shit"

  • tom cruise is a bitch and oprah has no challenging opinion of her own

  • "Cocaine is one hell of a drug" fit perfectly lmfao....

  • @felixblogger that's EXACTLY what I was thinking.

  • I´m Rick James Bitsh!!!

  • ehhhm oknot funny eaven when im drunk!

  • FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!

  • WELL WE know darkness is here LMFAO!...........

  • WELL WE know darkness is here LMFAO!

  • ...i cant breath they slapped oprah

  • This is a celebration!

  • LMAO! Wow man.

  • Really really bad editing

  • @ICE999KOLD

    Really?...I thought it synced up perfectly.....now that you pointed out the obvious, I can see what your talking about.

  • @privatemarked

    you treat captain obvious with respect good sir

  • @privatemarked fuk yo couch bitch fuk yo coutch

  • @privatemarked why would you waste your time on such crap?

  • i wasnt actually expecting this to be funny but i got a good laugh out of it ahah

  • fuck yo couch, nigga, fuck yo couch! that's exactly what tom was thinking when he jumped on her stuff. lol.

  • 0:49 LOL!! Cocain's a helluva drug!

  • man Tom's gotta lay off the PCP....

  • fuck yo couch nigga fuck yo couch!

  • I don't know what newcyote and maartttttttttt are talking about, but cocaine is one hell of a drug.

  • cocain is a hell of a drug

  • LOL *Jumps off couch* FUCK YO COUCH

  • LOL HAHAHA

  • HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­HAHAHHAHAHAH goddamn it this shit made me laugh so hard!

  • Tom Cruise is seriously insane. So are the rest of Scientology freaks.

  • @newcoyote Beck isn't.

  • @JerrelMD Beck who? Glen Beck?He's a Mormon. And insane. Beck Hansen? If he believes (buys) Scientology, yes he is insane. Anyone that believes that crap has something wrong with their wiring.

  • @newcoyote Okay bro.

  • @JerrelMD "Okay bro"? Do you even know what Scientology is? That is was made up out of whole cloth by a science fiction writer. That is destroys the lives of the lower ranking members and makes the people at the very top rich. Celebrity's are targeted by the church because they have money and a voice? The basis is an alien galactic emperor that stole the souls of other aliens and sent them to earth and that is the cause of our troubles? "Okay bro"?

  • @newcoyote Saying stuff like "OMGAWD THAT'S TERRIBLE" won't do anything about it, so I kept it short.

    Calm down.

  • @JerrelMD Well then why did you say anything? Congrats on being a zero.

  • @newcoyote tl;dr

  • @newcoyote You are very quick to judge.

    Beck Hansen grew up in and around scientology. All his friends and all of his family are scientologists. They treat high ranking members like kings and high ranking members only see the positive enterprises (the self help, rehab, teaching children to read and write).

    You probably have a very simplistic and shallow view about scientology because you saw an episode of South Park once and read a website about conspiracy theories.

  • @Maarttttt I'm being quick to judge huh? No as a matter of fact I know far beyond what Scientology spin doctors and publicists put out.Apparently that is as far as you have looked. It is a cult and is very destructive. It follows the EXACT same format and patterns as every other cult. Look up something like a cult help center. They will list tell tell signs of a cult. Scientology demonstrates every single one.It is pure evil cleverly disguised as virtue. Just like every other religion.

  • @newcoyote You are very unrefined in your evaluation of Scientology. There are a lot of people who believe the teachings and try to help people. Even if it's all bullshit, you can't hate them for trying to help people. Not for their own gain, but out of love for other people.

    Sure the company is corrupt as hell and tries to sue every critical voice. They have done and probably continue to commit pretty vicious crimes. And it's good that people question their morality. But it's not 'pure evil'.

  • @Maarttttt I'm sure there are well intended people. They are not there ones I am talking about. But you bring up a good point. If they are trying to help, it is from an absurd premise. That the cause off human trial is the spirit of alien ghosts and treatment includes auditing etc.Brevity precludes the details but the point is, it distracts from methodical and demonstrably efficacious treatment. Well intentions to not a cure make. It is directly harmful. Do be so naive.

  • @newcoyote Botton line is I do not believe these people are evil. They might be misguided, but I think people have a right to be.

    (I don't like Scientology's brainwashing and isolation mechanics. But I find it very hard to draw the line between where people are responsible for their own stupidity and where they are being brainwashed.)

  • @Maarttttt Yeah they have a right to be. I have a right to say what I think about it. I said SCIENTOLOGY is evil. Not the victims of it. Let's be clear. I respect their right to believe it. I do NOT respect the belief. Try to understand the distinction. It is valid and crucial. People have suffered and died because of this monster. THAT is the bottom line.

  • @newcoyote you are fail first of all you give no facts at all just say there evil second do you know how many people were inspired to kill for (god) in the medevile times seriously bro worry about things that matter like how your loseing your time thinking about these things dwelling on the negative try being optamistic for once bro lol

  • @dragon2999 I'm dwelling?You're they one still on this. But since you ask yes I do know about the atrocities committed in the name of religion. I think that is bullshit too. All this made up crap is. Speaking out against what is absurd and harmful is not negative. Tolerating it is. Also ignoring what I say then asserting I give no facts is not an argument. Fact. Scientology is made up by a megalomaniac to make money and control the weak minded. It is that simple.

  • @newcoyote and...and, they are all fucking FREEMASONS!!

  • @theenlightenedvan You don't know a single thing about Freemasonry.

  • @MattyKB of course u r the expert. i know that you are a mason and ur a dick!

  • @theenlightenedvan Go eat a dick.

  • @MattyKB with your mammas mouth son!! with your mammas mouth!! ohh IN YO FACEEEE!!!! You have soo much time to read through this all and reply...humanity is pathetic! you all deserve to be exterminated.

  • @Maarttttt no

  • fuck yo couch nigga!!!!!

  • Tom was on a shitload of cocain when he did that.

  • fuck all the thumbs down this shit is so funny hahahahahahaha

  • fuck you

  • i damn near shit myself watching this

  • "cocaine is a hell of a drug" bahahahahah.

  • Chappelles show... Rick James skit... Funny ass shit!!

  • lolz what movie are these sound clips/Charlie guy from?

  • @FangnclawXD the chappell show rick james bitch skit

  • @FangnclawXD look up rick james by dave chappelle. Shit is hilarious!!!! Id be surprised if you HADNT seen it

  • @SofarOff I haven't, YET, but there's a 1st for everything, and if it's half as funny as this it outta be worth it.

  • @FangnclawXD LOL this isn't anywhere near as funny as the original and i only say that because the original is genius. Check it out man!!

  • @SofarOff Yeah I did the other day, and it's a riot, but I like this more. It was worth seeing the whole skit. Anyway, loling.

  • Dude you just made my day with this video

    good job

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  • Simply perfect xD

  • bitch come ova here and have sex wit charlie murphy!!

  • bitch get ova here and hav sex wit charlie murphy!

  • nice voice overs

  • I'm rick james...bitch...lol

  • BITCH! come ova here and hav sex wit charlie murphhhy!

  • tom cruise is gay

  • Cocaine is Helluva drug!!!!

  • fuck yo couch nigga

  • fuck yo couch nigga! hahahha!!!!!!

  • His actions go perfectly with it.

  • "cocaine is a great drug"! lol worked so well

  • Cocaine's hell of a drug

  • lol, dats aight maine, u keep da fresh shit up

  • cooooold bloodeeeuudd! 

  • its funny cuz oprah wasnt a whale!!!!

    

  • Bitch!....Comeon here and have sex with Charlie Murphy!

  • lol

    "wat did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP!" xD hahaha

  • this guy's too white!

  • Tom Cruise is a tool. Nicole Kidman was the best thing that ever happened to him.

  • 0:19 Hold my drink bitch lol

  • LOVE oprah? is like loving MOM from Furturama, ya frigging robots!

  • @MegaParel I salute your being.

  • This always makes me laugh lots! Love Dave, hate Tom.

  • Oprah winfrey>>>>> neggro woman from the South

  • Good job putting that shit together, very funny.

  • siikkk!!!!

  • damn.... love can make you do some crazy shit.... then again so can cocaine

  • Too funny!

  • ....Cocaine is a hell of a drug XD

  • Damn straight

  • funnyest shit i've seen in a long time... great sync :))

  • Let us pretend my paants are France and invade them.

  • hahaha classic

  • cocaine's a hell of a drug XD

  • You see, this was before Wesley Snipes. According to Rick James, back then, me and my brother were the blackest niggers in Hollywood. He would call us "Brothers Darkness."

    -Charlie Murphy

  • @maddingo12 its niggas you dumb ass...fuckin white people....

  • Im just gettin started bitches

    XD

  • check the scary movie 4 spoof of this tom act lmao its too funny

  • :]]. so funny!

  • yes, he's very funny but he is fucking gay!! rofl!

  • HAHAHAHAHA

    @ar76024

    ur an idiot for not thinking this is funny

  • ur moms an idiot

  • @ar76024 wow your a fag dude lemme guess, response: ur moms a fag

  • ONLY IDIOTS THINK THIS IS FUNNY

  • Really well said man. You should try to get that shit published because there is nothing like a poorly written sentence in all caps used to tell other people they're idiots.

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    this is really nice

  • lmaooooo!!good job!

  • classic

  • hahah that was funny as hell

  • this hella funny...bitch

  • I cant breathe its too funny!

  • a this hella funny

  • im rick james bitch

  • What did the five fingers say to the face?

  • THE MAN IS REALLY LOCOOOOOOOOOOO. MF.

  • just me or that kiss seem like liza and that manthing she married

    amirite bitches

  • Shame the oprah soundtrack is still there.

  • haha fuck yo couch

    1:11 lol

  • cocaine is a hell of a drug^^

  • i wouldnt just go in and start stomping my feet all over his couch... ya i remember goin in and stompin my feet all over his couch

  • my fav parts: 0:50,0:56

  • @JDaKingman mine to yeah

  • @JDaKingman mine too!! it came out soo perfect lmaoo!

  • @scurly7 ha

  • wow this syncs perfectly lol

  • the cocaine is the most funny

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