SQUISHING BABY HEADS!

[LizzyLoves11]

This is my all time favorite vlog! gotta love the rock :)



[crystalkylaa]

wtf is this intro...................

[Jenchixo]

my first shaytard vid

[TheIvyShooowYa]

Thumbs if you searched squish

[AmyVsHomework]

the first 5 mins were so precious :)

[jatt92rs]

awww rocktard puked on babytard :P

[MsMinx16]

Rocktard is just a wee one here! He seems so big now!

[AtlantaHospiceRN]

Gassy Rocktard......I remember when this vlog was new :)

[SweetPaj]

hahah I could watch this video forever, so adorable

[trampsterD]

OMG IM ALLERGIC TO ADORABLENESSSS

[fuzluv95]

"I know you've had some gas in your past as well!" Cracks me up every time.

[ohsnapitzjazzyp]

This was the first shaytards video I ever watched

[TheNailAddict101]

The Pope?

[mewantcool]

woah...666 dislikes,....

[lovelollie442]

i have never seen this intro before

[lmfaoxTANTxPIS]

It's so strange to watch RockTard just laying in the crib because it's almost like it's not the same kid that's now running around and talking!

[MsAyoOda]

The first shaytard video I ever watched :')

[1ecajun]

I always slapped the back of my sons head after he got his hair cuts lol.

[Mishaniki]

No doubt my favorite Shaytard vid!!!!

[ClumsyGuppy]

i love how gentle babytard is with rocktard. ( <~ thats sarcasm right there... but seriously they are so cute)

[yesenia1201]

Paul Mitchell: "I like it!" *SMACK*

[KawaiiLover3]

This was my first SHAYTARDS video <3

[beebnmeem]

WERE SO PROUD OF YOU SHAY DOWN TO 180 POUNDS!!!! YOUR A TRUE INSPIRATION! THANKS FOR HELPING ME GET RE-MOTIVATED TO LOSE WEIGHT, YOU ARE THE GREATEST VLOGGER, FATHER, HUSBAND, FRIEND, ROLE-MODEL ANY ONE COULD ASK FOR!

[beebnmeem]

ha "In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey" is the opening lyrics of Beck's song "Loser'...now we know what Shay listens to! hehe ;)

[ExperienceTheReality]

im 17 years old and when i see how shay treats his kids and remembering how i grew up. i would give anything in the world to grow up in a family like that. those kids dont realize how lucky they are. :/ when i get married and me and my wife have kids i want to be as great a dad as shay is.

[roxpinkdoo666]

lol o o u broke it

[layz8719]

squeezing hes face lol so funny

[summerxchic8]

So cute!

[ThePotatoescangiggle]

Like this theme :]

Hahaha laughed so hard when your were squishing rocktards face and making him talk. I really like Babytards hair :]

Smiley faces!!! :] :]

Babytard is too cute! And so is Rocktard.

SAY IT AGAIN!

Aw Sontards hair cute is cute :]

I'm commenting as I'm whatching! :D With lots of emoticons! Yay

OMG I remeber whatching this video FOREVER ago cause of the pope John pal approved thing!

[leumas22579]

that is so funny i cryed my eyes out!!!!!!!!!!!

[123sisten1]

Rocktard is to cute

[theskiesarehazey]

The pope approves.

[sourstrawberriesxx]

"you dont want his head floppin around.. like a wet rag" LOLLLL

[EmmaIsSexy2012]

I couldn't stop laughing, a haha

[holyjellyman]

Rocktard is so so so so so so so sooooo cute

[Acoontey]

Came back here after watching the montage :)

[afterschoolbroadast]

Omg he's sooooooooooo cute

[avanthedragon]

Lol hahaha last part shay smack sontard cute little fohawk head :)

[4CiD911]

Rocktard is just like "Dude, WTF are you doin to ma faec"

[TheLilvlogger]

lol 4:41 *rocktard throws up*

babytard: he spit

[Jayyziyye]

COOPERTARD IS SOOO ADORABLE~~!!!!!!!! IF THEY WERENT COUSINS THEY ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER :))) THEY ARE JUST SOOO CUTE!!!!!!!

COOPERTARD <3 BABYTARD!

[neishy3]

"Let's hear some of the rockin thunderous rolling out of your bum... what?!.. that was weird"

[AlyMMKAY8]

The pope approves!

[Natalieluv9]

luv the intro!!!

[KellyVance22]

lmao at 2:08 you can definitely hear some of that rocking thunderous rolling out of his bum.!

[Brulszd]

I can't believe how long ago this was :O

[bibian011]

"uh oh you broke it" why is that so funny XD

[ralphfinn1]

so funny

[roxpinkdoo666]

cute and funny

[AlbinPlaze]

I love when shane talk with Rocktard 1:38

[TheKurthummellover]

@AlbinPlaze Shane? i think you mean Shay.

[AlbinPlaze]

@TheKurthummellover xD yeah :-)

[ohsnapitzjazzyp]

lol 10:03

Princesstards face it litarly like :D

[ohsnapitzjazzyp]

lol babytard is the best

babytard: :D heheehe

Shay: your basicly a monster

babytard: D:

[ohsnapitzjazzyp]

2:09

[ohsnapitzjazzyp]

who is kimbo



[Moesdays]

THE BABY ROCKTARD IS SOOOOOO FUUUUCKING CUUUUTE ADORABLE CUTE ADORABLE I JUST WANNA KISS IT AND CUUUUTE

[auriie]

it's funny how mommytard said that they would never get along,, there like best friends now :P

[lucyrox99]

2.09 Rocktard farts!!!

[ninjaninja246]

@MrCle1265 Lol! Shaytards are addicting!!!

[crazyfailfan]

Hilarious

[faatuatua14]

Rocktard is so adorable. He is the cutest baby I have ever seen(:

[laridama]

1:38 - 2:35 was the funniest part of my day so far! xD

[Ysabellemations]

Lol

[Tedza0]

5:44 holy shit hes singing loser by beck, that's awesome shays awesome and so is beck

[McCorncake51]

This guy is awful, he is exploiting his family for his own gain. Bad Form :|

[pierspolkiss]

Sontard is like Pete wiggins in the future haha

[MegaCoffebean]

when babytard was carring rocktard and then taped his he,huged him,then kissed him made me cry

[ohsnapitzjazzyp]

Ahh This was the first shaytards vid I saw :)

[jadelovespbnjelly]

he looks like patrick!so cute&cuddly!

[pinky550122]

that baby is so cute can u guyes make one just bout the baby

[ELEMONTZ]

double intros..

[morganlam1]

1:57 i about died!!!!

[EmmaLynnn]

Cooper is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo damn cute oh my god

[tlbphotovideo]

rrrrrrr MATEY,THIS IS THE CAPTAIN OF THE U.S. MINO

[Soshinated]

That was kind of mean when you said "Because BabyTard is the Cutest" i feel bad for PT and ST

[HiILikeWaffles]

0:40 to 2:46 is HILARIOUS AND ADORABLE!

[PersonManThingKid]

I thought was going to say your all adopted except for rock yard mwuahahaha

[spike72956]

who is coopers dad?????

[tomtim99]

do you live in la

[tomtim99]

how old is Rocktard ?

[kurosaki0001000]

shes like 2 or 3 and she can give a prayer, daammmnn

[corrysj1]

I like how Shay lets his kids enjoy Rocktard. I know alot of parents that get so protective and he actaully lets the kids get up close. Its good he monitors, but, its awesome that he lets them establish a relationship so early like that. Awesome Dad.

[sugarhigh100]

lol shay doesnt need a tv to amuse him, just give him a squishy new born!

[Mascapownee]

This is rocktard and I have flatulence! Love the part where you make him talk!!

[Elizaaabeeeth]

How can anyone dislike this video!! Or any Shaytard videos!???

[GiiRLGAMERRZ]

Rocktard and Cooper looks soooo cute !!!

[MissSaMaVa]

i couldnt help but laughing at Mommytards face when she said "its gigantorg" xD

[MsAlianaPooh]

thats coming out of your paycheck lol

[JustinBieberFreakk1]

This was the first shaytards video i ever watched and i was like why is this man squishing this poor babie's head!!! Oh Shay :D

[tomtim99]

where is la

[LBC1150]

HAHA! Shay's thumb is a big as Rocktards head!!!

[strawberrypeel396]

How bout we let babytard say it? She is the cutest......and nobody rejects!!(:

[Erppah]

Rock tard is so cute!

[tylerleilani]

Umm, aren't you supposed to be gentle with babies? Lol

[robpattinsonforever3]

This is my all time favorite vlog :)

[fragoestuff]

let my friend be on your show you can call him retard

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

7:58 AWE BABYTAARD

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

3:03-4:51. CUTE

[TaylorSwifty131313]

Isn't this child abuse? Lol

[irishchickxoxo]

is it bad that i laughed at  shay hitting sontard over the head

[baragirl07]

send in the wink to wheezy waiter ;)

[XMiZzDeLLaX]

Sontard is adorable!!!! :)

[pufflezparteh45369]

lol 2:00 - 2:30 is SOOO FUNNY X3

[samistar2234]

I remember when Rocktard was that little! He is sooo big now! :)

[SORANDOM4877]

hey does any one know the video where they told the kids about rocktard ?

[Kawaiipinay15]

@SORANDOM4877 its called "fat man dies bench pressing" I think . It's something like that

[XXIG3ORGEIXX]

at 2:11 he really did fart

[Bunckel]

i got real nervous seeing babytard hold rocktard -_-

[altoid98]

Shaycarl for my birthday can you cut my hair? Just playing man love your videos.

[1997prettymomo]

8:55 was so adorable:)

[1997prettymomo]

be serious guys in the time of chikmpanzees i was a monkey:)LMAO

[Zoemuch26]

funny!!



[MyTechDimension]

659 people are fart faces

[wolfcookieo9]

my mom asked me this morning how you get away with calling your kids yourself and your wife tard she said shes surprised its not offensive to actual retards and why they dont speak out against it. i said i think its cause your not saying it as stupid your saying it as a nickname its just tard

[Pantraimos]

It's like the viral video laughing baby but reversed :P

[heyvicky1]

Awwww!!! he's so cuteeee!

[muimui3103]

i love this intro

[pkmeele]

i cannot stand how UNBELIEVABLY CUTE Babytard is!

[87soxfan]

thats coming out of your paycheck haha

[layoon33]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww look at your eyes rocktard you are sooooooo cute XD i wanna sqweeez your cheeeeeeeeksO____o hardlyyy

[AzraelRoseMoon]

ur baby is so damn cute

[HotChicks525]

its so mean to do to your baby i feel so bad for your baby. stop don't make any more of those videos if you do ill put thumbs down on every one.

[Shannonbieber23]

omg u had no beard once!!! im still watchin videos i never new u shaved ur beard i kept pausing it right at 0:12

[TWProz]

whats his real name though?

[selena9449]

rocktard looks more like mommytard

[awsomemarialove]

Wait in the future when rocktard see this

[loveeyouu212]

Hahah wink! Hahahahahahahahah!

[dlckdwn1004]

Why do I feel like Princesstard doesn't get as much love as other tards. People say that She already had her turn but what about Sontard? He probably had his turn already yet Shay kisses him and cuddles him and haven't really seen Shay kissing and cuddling Princesstard that much. She is the most adorable and funniest 6 years old girl I've ever seen and if she was my daughter, I would most likely be spoiling her because I'll give her whatever she wants.

[xxJustinBieberxx101]

cutest little BABY ON EARTH !

i love you guyyyss <3

[toxicxbullet1]

@xxJustinBieberxx101 we have a cuter ps your name SUCKS

[HuluKiwi]

I would have lmao if sontard said douche hawk haha

[TheRawritsbeth]

I love @8:58 when coop looked at shay got ready to kiss babytard then looked at shay again!!;)

[fidolovez]

cooper is such a stud i love him lol XD

[poptropica1234ful]

thumbs up if u think princesstard is the cutest!

[poptropica1234ful]

i like the i phone part in the intro!

[poptropica1234ful]

i like the i phone part in the inro !

[lilylovebuglopez53]

Baby squishing was so funny! Babytard hates boys:))

[xXLunaRavenclawXx]

Lol pope john paul approves!

[ItsBiebster]

its funny how rocktard is still smiling even though shay squished his face :D

[ninjaninja246]

I keep telling myself "Okay after this video, you have to go to bed! It's 4:00 in the morning and you have stuff to do today!" But the shaytards just overcome that! 

[ItsBiebster]

@ninjaninja246 same here :D

[LucyyVictoria]

i died at the end when the pope came up. haahahha

[simplinati]

11:09 lmao "the pope?"

[joey12127]

Thumbs up for rocktards own 24/7 vlog

[lolrandomlol100]

Cool

[MsBlinggirl]

Cooper is sooooooooo cute ahhhh

[meenicofilipino]

Hahahaaaa her face when she said "its gigantor" LOL

[candywandy5]

u shuld use this as one of ir annotations "give a thumbs up before babytard sucks on it" ahahhahah

[MissStalked]

I am not a hater. I love Carlie, she's sweet and fun. But I think as a young single mother, Carlie overloved Cooper. That is why he is so spoiled. By watching "WHACKER ATTACK!" I realized how serious it is. I'll probably get hate for this but it doesn't change the truth. Hopefully he grows out of it before it affects his relationship with other children.

[IHeartMusicAndSnow]

@MissStalked i know what you mean, haha, you posted this comment a long time ago, but i just wanted to say that my little brother who's 5 right now is extremely spoiled....me and my older sister are too, but not even close to how spoiled my brother is. my brother was the first son after 2 daughters so its was pretty important to my mom i guess, so he gets everything he wants, spoiling him made him the naughtiest kid ever, and he's starting kindergarten soon, hopefully it makes him less naughty.

[MissStalked]

@IHeartMusicAndSnow haha i know. i was pretty spoiled too but my parents finally ended that

[ytrtgfd69]

@MissStalked she has to give him a lot of love, because carlie and the father are separated and sometimes he's with the dad and not her, so she thinks he might feel unloved by her.

[MissStalked]

@ytrtgfd69 there's a difference between giving him a lot of love and spoiling him honey

[ytrtgfd69]

@MissStalked for real? i never knew that. and you shouldnt really judge on spoiling, because you dont know what happens behind the camera.

[MissStalked]

@ytrtgfd69 ? that doesnt make a shit inch of sense hon. he's spoiled no matter what goes on behind the camera. now eat your words

[SuperRow24]

wow..your a cool dad teaching your kids to pray...that's really nice....and i love the way how you mingle with your kids just like your friends or your colleague....it's cool when your son or daughter calls you their bestfriend because they're gonna miss you a lot when they get married & have their own family.....

[HinAhmed]

There can't be enough of Rocktard footage ..Awesomeee...:D

[Brainbox96]

i love this guy, he calls his kids a fartface tart =D

[emothomaszz]

Do you love daddy? NO YOU GOTTA LOVE DADDY !!! RAWR !!!!! HAHAHAH

[juicychick427]

Not enough Rocktard footage. :P

[monsterattackscity]

This was the first Shaytards vlog I saw :') Haven't stopped watching since!

[noodle100100]

shay to babytard: SUPPORT HIS HEAD SUUUPPPOOOORRRRT HIS HEEEAAAD

[blank464]

First Video I ever saw, been a fan ever since :D

[themillenia]

Pope John Paul approved...in his grave.

[C2aimar123]

i laughed SO HARD from 2:00 to 2:30 LMAO

That pirate one was FRIGEN AWESOME....

I LOVE YOU SHAYTARDS!!!!

[MagicalMaddi]

@C2aimar123 WHAT THE WE O WE O WASNT AWESOME TOO!!!!

[AG4eva44]

The scab on Babytard looks like the monster high Frankie Stien dolls stitches.

[MonkeyG787]

This is the first Rocktard smile to ever be recorded in the vlogs!

[ThisIsMyUsernameME]

@isvalopez HOW CAN U HATE BABYTARD?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[trisypop]

like if Shaytardsfacts sent you here and you couldnt resist but watch the whole vlog again!

[iamnaenreg]

Txt me shay 205-603-8950

[iamnaenreg]

Shay ur the best ily sooo much I watch u every day no joke please give a shoutout

[therealchelsey]

Shay you guys are THE coolest family:)

[XOXOjellybeanOXOX]

i thikn this was the first shay vlogs i watched...

[Kinoshee]

look at prince tards face 5:34

[shami8000]

this is the first shaytards video i ever watched <3