101 ways to get kicked out of wal mart!!!

[emochicksixx]

19- throw all the bouncy balls in the isle and say,"Pikachu i choose you!!!"

20-then after all of that when they try to throw you out say,"it's a free country, i can be weird all i want to be!" then breakdance on the floor.

[emochicksixx]

15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."

16-on the announser thing, start sing "Baby Got Back" by

Sir-Mix-Alot.

17-put little ketchup packs under the toilet seats in the bathrooms,and when people come to use the stall, run!!!(it will explode under them)

18-yell at every person who looks at you,"I'm a virgin!!!!"

[emochicksixx]

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink th0ng into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

[emochicksixx]

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

8Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"

[emochicksixx]

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price

[melissa39ism]

OMG!!! It's Billy Gilman!!! I used to have the biggest celebrity crush on him, lmao :D

[Thesuperdummies02]

ride a bike around the store and say u r taking it for a test ride



[sky19176]

Put a wig in an employes head and then put super glue on their head

[1anmonty1]

U can also ride around on one of their bikes and cut people off

[1anmonty1]

I got kicked out cuz I suctioned all the plungers to the floor

[JsVip23]

I kept doing barrel rolls in front of the place where people check out

[rebeson46]

i hid in my boxers and when an employee cam to "help" i yelled "no dont touch me... he did this"

[poofsy]

Throw m&m's at people and yell IM NOT AFRAID!!!

[yohomey1234]

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[frangipanigirlcz]

crawl around inside the freezer?

[FoxMcBanjo11714]

Get a bag of skittles and get a handful. Throw it at someone and say TASTE THE FUCKIN RAINBOW

[Wardog447]

go into wallmart and yell HI and then keep walking take every thing off there shelfs adn put them in your cart and then when you done leVE THE CARTS IN AN ISLE AND THEN (srry dident see i had the caps on) come ba k adn yell whos carts are these and hopefully u can get kicked out of wallmart of anystore

[TsunaxGiotto4ever]

Walk up an employee and tell them in an when an announcement comes over speaker assume fetal position and cry no, no it't the voices again 2. Move the CAUTION WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area, 3 when a worker asks if they can help u begin 2 cry & say Y can't u people just leave me alone

[omgitsaCullen13]

crawl in the freezers :D

[fantasticphotos1]

My brother (and friends) got kicked out 'cause his friend was wearing an iron man mask in the store. . .

[JoshBraunz]

Blow up several balloons and let them off all over wall-mart,

Squeeze the dog toys,

Block off somebodies view towards something they obviously want,

Create a fort in the pillow department,

Hide in the freezer,

Put on underwear over top of your clothing,

Go into the pokemon card isle, pickup a random card and scream BLASTOISE,

Play tag with customers,

Put condoms in peoples carts.

[homophone1]

type in homophone1 than watch all his vids and thumbs up

[homophone1]

i got kicked out for riding 1 of da bikes and claiming it to be a test drive8)

[KattSoSexXi]

alsoo go in a busy asle.. get on ur get on yo hands and knees and start barrking at ppl walkin by!!.. hahahahaha.... try it..

[KattSoSexXi]

go hide in the bigg ball pins.. ( the white cage things that hold the huge balls) hide in their then when ppl..*little kids* wlk by.. jump out and scream... Soo manyy baalzz! && start throwin ballz at them!!.. hahahah.!..

[johnny29able]

get on the intercom and scream like a madman

[dishon690]

one way to get kicked out of walmart is to poop in a bag and try to buy it at the check out

[ShibaNamedChewy]

One time, I threw skittles at someone and said: TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW!" and I had to run away from them o.O

[dolphinsify]

i got kicked out of walmart by falling down a screaming the voices are coming back every time some one spoke on the intercom

[Zygomaticification]

i got kicked out of walmart by beatboxing into the intercom

[23darvin]

buy/just pick up silly string and just spray it at the carts in the front

[HeaSapphireRocker]

My friend wants me to go on the intercom and play stuff from nazi zombies and say random shit about unicorns taking over the world

[Phillycheeze101]

Get a pair of heely's Put random ppl in the buggy and roll I did it alot in elementary but they could never catch

[UsoBreezy333]

the skittles 1 will make some ppl beat the shit out of u not get kicked out and the song annoying as SHIT

[frontlinefan1]

@UsoBreezy333 this song is awesome not annoying!!!

[cond1019]

Buy a chocolate bar. Go into a bathroom stall. Smother the choc. all over your hands, reach under to the next stall while saying," Can I borrow your toilet paper". Its the best i think.

[abercrombie6151]

hide in the freezers

let balloons go

sit in a tub and say its yor ship

pretend to be dead in the freezer baskets

put a bag of tampons in an old mans cart

[purrrplecatr1]

what does lmfao mean?????

[Jockey126]

@purrrplecatr1 laugh my fu*kin ass off

[Nerfkid712]

If someone throws skittles at you and yells TASTE THE RAINBOW

you throw a pack of m&ms at them and say i'm not afraid!

[trippletrain77]

you can play hide and seek in walmart, my brother did it and got kicked out

[everglow1000]

Get on the floor in the diet asile, and yell at fat ppl, come do sit-ups! go on intercom after drinking soda. OPEN UP ALL THE BUTTER!!!

[zilla1245]

Go to an old person nag say great great great great great grandpa your alive

[guppyspartan]

slip playboy mags in the kids section

[revrunnertech2772]

launch those long ballons and make it fly off

[XxtaytaytaytayxX]

First~Wipe your nose on your HAND-

[XxtaytaytaytayxX]

Heres one- Pretend to be a greater and stand at the front, When a person comes near say 'SALUTATIONS FRIEND!' then wipe your nose on your and and hold it out for them to shake it.

Another- Sit in the middel of a circle of clothes and when someone comes close hiss and jiggle the clothes rack, The person sjould run away and a few muinets later say 'Theres an animal in there!!' Laugh and run away

[531ZebraLOVER135]

More ways is to hide in the freezers, Play volleyball, set up a tent and charge a fee for people looking at it

[michaelbaker193]

1:11... that is funny!!

[ooKillerCoreyoo]

Here is another way. Hide in a wardrobe( in a changing room ) , then when you hear some body outside, you jump out and say,"welcome to Narnia".

[stormchaser2015]

This needs better music it sucks

[iamlilmissbubblez]

wht the hell is layaway?

[finleyd]

One word will get you kicked out of Walmart fast: "Union!"

[HayleyBabe2898]

Check out my nnew video of 100 ways to get kicked out of walmart. (: Please and thank yuhhh.

[manny298]

What I do is get a shopping cart and then fill it up with Ice Cream and meats and then wait on line to pay for them... Then I get piss off and walk away because of the long stupid lines people love to wait on...

[xXKittyTreatsXx]

paint yourself green and throw forks at people.

[funnybff100]

grab a box of lucky charm open them find some marsmallows and throw them yelling TELEPORT!!!!

[Morphy2008]

Start doing the moon walk on the grocery tread mill once you buy your things. An 2 buy flavored condoms and go with a friend and start putting them in your mouth together and have a conversation about them. Try to make it as noticeable as possible

[th3sn0wguy]

Go into the baby section and grab a pack of baby girl underwear, then find an old or middle aged man and put it in his cart... :)

[jaslowell]

ge ONE expencive thing and when you go to buy it pull out alot of pennies and say "sorry i dont know how to count"

[CleonanTehGnome]

This one time... I found a page from a Playboy, put it in a Jack-In-The-Box, and put it in the center of the main isle, and watched a confused little boy show his horrified mother! XD

I know, I know... I'm going to hell.

[aqua6296]

@CleonanTehGnome LMFAO! That's the best Comment I've ever seen on here. xD

[crazyj3919]

@CleonanTehGnome you. are. a. legend. XD

[halomaster1014]

@CleonanTehGnome best coment ever

[CandyCrazie]

334 way to get kicked out of wal-mart

[ninjapig209]

lol get a fishing pole and attach it to a toy in the toy aisle and pull it away from them wen they are trying to get it

[lauraflexability]

go to walmart and got to the tampons and pad section grab a random box and go act like u r gonna buy them and ask what brand should i by but it has to be a boy and if she say yr a boy scream out i need to find tampons that will work

[lauraflexability]

get the really long ballons the one to make animals with blow them up a put yr hand in the air and let the air come out i t super loud dont tie the ballon

[LOOZR182]

I remember one time my friend and i were playing baseball with the lightsabers and bouncy balls

[crzygirl1980]

LMAO @ Chase's idea! You can get unused tampons, get water on them, & throw them @ the ceiling like in the b.r. they'll stick! Or put ketchup on some & randomly stick them throughout the store!

[crzygirl1980]

These were great, I laughed so hard! How about going into Wal-Mart with a friend & one of you act like you have Terettes. Or a bunch of friends go & some get into carts, while friends push them & have a race. Or 1 more, run up to a stranger, tap them & say, "tag! You're it!" lmao!

[Jerjer907]

Buy balloons go back in blow it up but don't tie it and the let go also roller skate or ride a bike it there and finally shout out cuss words randomly

[chaseg19998]

take a katchup bottle and make a path leading to the womens tampons

[bjcandfriends]

jog around untill an employee tells you to stop and run as fast as you can screaming RAPE!

[Emmawesome4600]

get 5 sodas and drink them in the store. then pay them with a monopoly buck thingy.

[DarkMoonlight195]

The best time I had in wwalmart when was me and a few friends started to have a doude ball game in the toy section~

[MISSJUSTINBIEBER3194]

hide in the freezers

[TheArtistAmongUs]

Glue marshmallows to the front of ur shirt where ur nipples are and size works

[TheArtistAmongUs]

Come in with a trench coat and sunglasses walk up to somebody and say the roosters in the nest hand them a cap gun and say use it wisely

[Guitarlover762]

TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!! XD ima try tht

[poppy12355]

grab a shopping cart have a friend push you and yell "the british are coming" :)

or

attempt to jump off a shelf singing "i belive i can fly" :P me and my friends are gonna go to wal mart a wait in clothes with skittles and randomly pelt them at people jump out and say taste the rainbow!!!!

ororororororor play tag!!

[sarasparklestonight]

Take a bouncey ball and a bat. Now get a employe and say I dont know why but this ball keeps bouncing and i cant make it hit the window

[CursedFox1]

grab some condoms and put them in other peoples carts randomly and say, "We're going to need these tonight".

[LizardsUnleashed]

throw duracel batteries at old people and yell WALK FASTER AND GET SOME ENERGY

[ketchupmanor]

Go to the men's bathroom, take a shit in the urinal and not flush.

[emsterluvsu]

take a bottle of ketchup and squirt it out leaving a trail to the womens bathroom

[gerbils56]

push the costumer service button 10 times and when they come push it again and then just say "hi"!!!

[sk8forlife782]

fill a condom with mustard and hit people with it would be pushing it in and out repeatedly

[sk8forlife782]

fill a condom with mustard and hit people with it

[xceis]

Riding one of the bikes would be a good way :P or skateboards and when someone tells you to stop yell at them saying "I don't need a helmet leave me alone!" and roll away.

[MagicalHairFairy]

This wont get u kicked out but its funny:

Take a pair of boys pants unzip them but button them. Take them to the coustmer service and say "excuse me, i wanted to let u no that theres a hole in these" they will probably say where so say in your loudest voice: RIGHT IN THE CROTCH! when they say thats a zipper say, why is there a zipper there.

[14littledude]

LMFAO @ dora the explorer

[lightlord098]

hide in clothes racks then when people walk by start taking them down and scream god dammit they aint got the blue

[lotrizawsom10]

whenever someone goes to buy some eggs yell at them "DONT TAKE MY BABYS"

[droxgirl]

@trejopsp what is a dildo

[sk8forlife782]

@droxgirl a model penis used for female masturbation and masturbation is having sex with your hand for a female is rubbing the vagina and a male is rubbing there penis

[4166621943]

find a poster of justin bieber , go to the cash register and say im not payin fo this , hes mah future husband , cashier says i dont believe u , u do this rip the poster up thro it in her face and yell justin bieber is my husband and cry about it...

[peaslovecats]

Go up to a bowl of candy, try to find the biggest Snickers bar, and then insist that you are looking for your contacts. :)

[picklesrule45]

go up to an old geezer and say GRANDPA YOUR ALIVE ITS A MIRICLA

[Dynastar231]

@picklesrule45 LOL!

[LexieRox42]

Buy a box of condoms, open them, and put them on peoples head without them knowing :)

[Meri97796]

Go up to a store clerk and ask ware are the condoms are located (works better if you are young) :D

[shawno97]

TASTE THE FUCKING RAINBOW YOU BITCH!! enjoy

[jakethejack2002]

wear a diaper to walmart

[1harrypfan1]

Sceram Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and Say He-She Did it

[schmidty413]

go to the counter where they sell guns and after handling a few, when the clerk asks you how much ammunition you will need, respond by saying "how many employees are there here?"

[rawrsaidthemouse]

@schmidty413 CLASSIC.

I'd alternatively ask "And how would this fare in the zombie apocalypse?"

[koolkatkitt]

im correcting one of his ways buy a bag of skittles throw them at people and yell taste the rainbow, Bitches and even better go to the intercom and say everything in walmart is free for the rest of eternity or get on the intercom and scream really high pitced until someone stops u or sing teribly in a high pitched voice and also get on the inter com and sing "Jusin beiber is a queer" until they stop u anyways have fun

[ZamphereRiley]

Grab some bouncy balls. Throw em' down aisles with 1 or 2 people in them (Really hard throw though). Yell out "GO POKEMON GOOOOO!!!

[TheBrowningBoys]

yo what happens if u take the luckey charms and the kid starts running after you...what happens if he catches you i would throw like frigging marshmellows at them and go like TELEPORT lol

[lolatrinity1]

runaround in just your bathing suit and then jump on somebodys back and scream SWIM SWIM SWIM

[FANcomputernerd01]

go around the store and knok all of the stuff of the aisle's and open all the food !

\

2. go into the frozen aile section stand inside one of the dorrs and say its fucking cold while shitting on the food

[pinkglamgrrl]

make toy animals having sex in the toddler toy aisle

[colbyskateboarder]

take a shoppiing kart up the eskalator then scream and put it down the other escalator by itself :0

[marioinabag1]

Fill up a balloon with milk and just randomly throw it

[cjsk8er1]

@marioinabag1 WOW GOOD ONE..fag

[marioinabag1]

@cjsk8er1

That is a great comment, you animal modesting douchebag...-_-

[cjsk8er1]

@marioinabag1 hahahaha ;)

[jerrybryden100]

put condoms in the toys isle

[1harrypfan1]

get a bouncy ball throw it at a random customer and yell PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU ATACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMagnificentJenna]

1:05, the skittles thing is wrong! you dont scream taste the rainbow! you yell taste the freakin rainbow!

[demondog48]

Race the little cart things up and down the busiest place there is.... and get a bike and get foam tubes and joust with them...

[punkinbug2008]

get a bicycle ride it while shoping then hen they ask you to pay for biccle say no i alredy bought it its my car

[candyshop1001]

start opening stuff (like chip and stuff) and when your at the cashier just be like "holy crap it's that much" and just give it back but take a handful of doritos and run out of the store

[GuitarHeroMasterMind]

@candyshop1001 Thats gonna get you arrested, not kicked out.

[4166621943]

@GuitarHeroMasterMind lol



[wolf3459]

jump on the cash regestir and start dacing

[grundo1561]

BUY 2 MUCH STUFF THEY WILL PUT IT BACK AND U SAY NO!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[TheKapitalKay]

Take three shirt sleeves. Braid them. Do this several times throughout the store. I almost got kicked out of a store doing that.

[QueenFabuleouSelena]

go into a bathroom and say "Im Crazy For Paper"

[lhartnett123]

swap your clothes with the manikans clothes put a dora doll in the middle of the toy aisle and say from the other aisle im watching you

[Kumar0734]

My friend once told me dis talk off ur clothes and run around the whole store yelling i just escaped from michal jacksons house lol this is just a joke mj is awsome

[kinz1999]

Go to the fruit and vegtable section start throw fruit/vegies at random customers and yell food fight

[coby295]

say u won the lotery all grocerys are on me waite about 15-30 min and say i was just kidding and put on a hallo ween costom and go around the whole store scaring little kids

[coby295]

put on a scary halloween costume and run around the whole store scaring every little kid in the store and walk in and screem i just won the lotery all grosherys are on me as soon people are at the cheeck out isal say i was just kidding got that one from my dad

[landc101]

ask the cashier where the mayo is and if they say they don't know, say,"NOW HOW AND I SUPPOSED TO PAINT MY TOENAILS????!!!?!?

"

[WMJrfirefighter]

stalk a random person all the way around the store and out to their cars, but when they try to call the cops poke their arms and run away giggling!!!! TE HE HE!!!

[kelly1012ful]

go to the guy at the cash thing and cuss them out

[rellim21]

Buy a bean bag and return it multiple time a keep telling them there no beans in it

[legomaster851]

press the fire alarm get every one out of the store, get a bottle of water and squirt it on the workers. get a few ballons blow them and then let go

[LynnANDTally]

i fucking loved the dora one!

[alexthesuperstar]

go onto the intercom and say...

"attetion everyone,this is no drill,FIRE FIRE!!!!!" then when people start running say

"RUN FOREST RUN!!" (OF COURSE ON THE INTERCOM)

[2cutielulu444]

@alexthesuperstar lmao im so gunna do tht XD

[flyinfingers07]

Go in tha dressin room and try a pair of pants on and pour water on them and tell the attendant u had a accident roflz I'm funny

[ilovedracomalfoy1000]

you are pathetic i was really expecting more ways but i have to give you credit for the ways you did do

[TrillionaireStudios]

Demand a refund on underpants because of massive skidmarks

[enspash1200]

you could moon a customer or challange a different person to a poster fight (without looking at the poster) when a worker comes by say "ill take this...and im sorry" when the man or wemon says sorry for what then say "for this" then hit the person as hard as you can with the poster if you accsidentally knock the person out take a ketchup bottle and smear it on his head then put a smushed tomato in their hand and say to a customer that he commitid suiside with (pause) that tomato.

[angn2james]

go into the girls bath room if you are a boy go into the boys bath room if you are a girl put a fifth teen toys in the middle of the floor and hide and when a person comes say sorry these are out of stock right now come back again in 20000 weeks thank you for grtting nothing today! thats all i can think of but i hope you like them!

[MrSuperpooter3]

ya have a good one here goes buy some bagels and go into a stall then replace the tolit parer in the stalls with bagels. another one is get sumone u know to go to walmart with u, then say that they stole u, and keep yelling it out loud.....find the manager and keep yelling it, person ur with will get in trouble

[ilovetosing013]

Get a huge group of friends , go to the electronics department , blast a song then do a mosh pit

[icynicey]

thro confetii on random ppl tht walk into the store

[Hell2863]

ask for a wet floor sign and if they ask why say for the bathroom

[MichaelaShaffer1994]

wow lol

[kccheesepie]

@TheRikRoll no put a DVD of a funny collection of rickrolls and scream YOU ALL JUST GOT RICKROLLED!

[awesome736]

XD when I get back 2 school, I'm gonna get my friends together, and do all this.

[awesome736]

dress in sunglasses and a black leather jacket, walk up 2 a random person and say, "The rooster is in the nest." Wait 4 a reply, after they finish, hand them a cap gun and say, "Use this wisley."

[DudeBanana3000]

get  bananas and put it in the toy aisle or electronics and more

[dachinulove]

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “NO, NO!!!!! ITS THOSE VOICES AGAIN!!!!!!!!" and once the announcment ends, crawl around in circles on the floor and scream, "AHHH LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE OR THE VOICES WILL COME BACK!!!!" and keep doing that until police come after you

[angn2james]

@dachinulove i would not keep doing that till the polices came but i would do what you said but not in till the polices came lol

[superbub1]

buy a box of cereal and stand in the middle of the store eating from the box and if some one asks, say "im trying to find the prize"

[justaguyonxboxlive]

buy some condoms put them over ur arms and legs and head and run around the store screaming i am aqua man!!!!!

[WILCOX11B]

The funniest part - to think someone actually gave that Billie Gilman a recording contract. HORRENDOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[C3PO56]

buy and drop 10 packs of condoms by the exit and say "a rapist who likes plastics is out to get me!"

[MegaBandanas]

get condoms and put them in little kid carts

[MyStardazzle]

AWESOME NOT

[dora9052]

Lol Those Are Hilarious... ima try em one day!

[1ezzinna8]

that was funny



[alicenecessary]

walk to walmart with a toy gun and yell hands in the air and money in the bag now now now

[7RaceboyYammaha]

go get a bunch of condoms and put them in ppls carts!!

[OULIED2]

you can also open the auto matic door and pretend like you cant get out of the store, flip out, and call for help.

[lilbabydevil94]

hide on some shelf in the toilet paper aile and when some 1 comes near to get some toilet paper jump out and pick the person up and start running to a random place in the store  while screaming "DONT WORRY MA'AM and or SIR ILL SAVE YOU FROM THE MAN EATING TOILET PAPER"

[lilbabydevil94]

buy a bag of legos than after you get the bag sit right down in the middle of a busy aile and say your not leaving until you make an exact replica of the milky way ( or anything else big llike that)

[lilbabydevil94]

switch alll of the price tags ( put a low price on the most expensive thing in the store) and then buy it and when they tell you the real prce complain and show them the tag you can use whatever force nesisery until they give it to u 4 that price or kick u out