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  • Oh my god I know! The horrible thing is.. My Grandma actually did find something O_o.

  • lol im the same aye i freak out D:

  • All the freaking time! I can't even let people see my phone because I get so freaked out!

  • this is why I always lie and say my battery life is low and I've misplaced it's charger.

    Works every time.

  • sames

  • I was watching this with the volume turned right up. Then I realised my mum was right next door -_-

  • Today I was on the computer, doing absolutely nothing wrong when my mom walked in. My natural instinct told me to open up a new tab. Now she won't believe anything i say ):

  • shit i just got lemon juice in my eye.....o.< ......O.O dont judge me

  • That was one sexy llama. xD

  • I feel that way about my iPod ........ But nobody even gets on it

  • ofc my mother walks in wen u talk about porn... thanks dan.... 

  • I'm the same way with my phone!

    Even if I have nothing to hide on there D:

  • did anyone actual go to the website in the title its really cool

  • My god you are the guy version of me.

  • This is so me. LOL.

  • I was away at a friends house for a couple days leaving my laptop at home. And when i got home my brother was on my laptop, in my room. He was panicking when i entered my room (Was he expecting me to knock or something?) So i yelled at him to get out and started hitting him until he did. When i checked my web history.. He was on P0rnhub.. REALLY?! I washed my bedding just in case he did horrific stuff on my bed. o.o -shudders-

  • that happens quite a lot actually...

  • I have the same problem it's not like I looked up porn but i hate people asking if they can use my laptop so your not alone at all

  • I am the exact same T_T because god hates me too...

  • Phan slashfiction? Seriously people...

  • i hate people asking to use like anything of mine... so, ya, ur not alone, dan :)

  • this is exactly me. I share a computer with my family though.. O.O It's a little scary that they're going to go in the history and find something I accidentally clicked on or something .. or if something appears that I didn't even actually go on... but it's not happened yet.. thank God!

  • This is my life seriously i cant stant when people want to use my internet

  • lmfao this

  • thumbs up if you paused to read about the sexy llamas XDD

  • "Do aliens have vaginas?" HAHA THE TWEETS WERE PERFECT.

  • s a m e ohmygod especially when my parents ask to use my laptop oh GOD IT'S SCARY even though I really have nothing to hide

  • DAN I SHARE THIS FEAR!!!

  • Thank you Dan for showing me that I am not the only one who does this XD

  • anyone see ''naked photo's of susan boyle'' ?? LOL!

    i hate being 13 :(

  • Did anyone see the tweet, "the current location of Phils mum."?

  • Penetration... IN THE BUTT.

  • I typed in xxxsexyllamas . com just so I could hear this song everyone has mentioned....I had never heard it before but that man has a horrific face!

  • hiya dan omg your video's are amazing

  • lol gandmas watching two girls one cup is halarius (is i t bad that i've seen it and im only 11[the only reason i watchen it is because i hear lots of people talk about it and was curious to see y it was so bad i regret letting my curiosity win])

  • im exactly the same!

  • erm... HEY LLAMA!

  • My grandma cant even use a computer

  • i like how dan has a sony(FAIL) and phil has a macbook

  • I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!

    

  • Exactly the same! this is why i love you :3

  • I swear I saw somebody that tweeted "babies on fire" in the pictures.

  • D: you troll'd me i looked at xxxsexyllamas(dot)com and it troll'd me T^T

  • Ok time to go clean out my photos

  • me2!!!

  • Nice Videos :D check out my Channel ! HD videos ! Enjoy !

  • You should wear guyliner :D

  • I actually typed xxxsexyllamas (dot) com I was met with a page with the trololol song on...Am I the only one who actually did this???/

  • @DancingDreamxx I did it v.v

  • Oh god, Im exactly the same

  • dont worry... i am the same -.- im allways worried if someone goes on my phone or laptop theyll find something terrible even though theres nothing terrible on either...

  • OMG my dad is on my laptop!!!!! Even though he's only looking at high chairs for my cousin it still gives me nerves!!!

  • So I'm not the only one *sigh of relief*

  • Exactly how i feel and my parents Insist on looking through my facebook everyday and even tho i know there is nothing bad on there i still get mega nerves

  • I feel this way all the time.

  • I can relate to this so much..my mom will come up behind me and ask me to check bus times, and when it doesn't work for me she grabs my laptop off me and I stand there like GIVE IT BACK !!!

  • My older(15) brother uses my laptop when he's satying with us, you can imangen what I get to see when he leaves O.O

  • i have the same problem i have nothing bad on my laptop but im scared of other people using it.

  • This is exactly what I do. Like, when my cousin says, 'Hey, -insert name here- could I use your laptop?' Me: 'NO WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO DO ON IT I MEAN IT'S ONLY THE INTERNET WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?' And then, my family stops talking to me for a week.

  • Hey Hey hey DAAAN. Where'd you get that black shirt? With those wolves? My older sister is nagging me to find out... yaaaay family....

  • Did anyone else go on xxxsexyllamas,com

    I wonder how Dan came across the website...if thats the sort of stuff he does on the internet, then I am deeply worried...

  • I know how you feel

  • I always feel the exact same way! I know there's nothin in there, but still!!

  • When I'm on Facebook my mum looks over my shoulder and there was once when my friend Jennifer posted a picture of a male part that she'd put as her mum's knew Laptop Screensaver. My mum looked over my shoulder the moment I skimmed over the page and yelled, "PORN! PORN!" :/

  • ahahahaha pmsl at this, dan i love you so much!!<3

  • ... in th butt

  • *cough cough* ...except eel soup... *cough cough*

  • I have some disturbing conversations with this one boy on Facebook.. and yeah lets not go there... thats why I don't give anyone my Facebook password.. ever, though my best friend guessed it once.. big mistake!!

  • I'm like that with my iPod cuz it has my Facebook and twitter accounts and I do have some incriminating conversations so obviously I don't want anyone to find them

  • ...Aaaaand yet again I relate to this absolutely!!! :D

  • you and phil are so funny xD

  • OH THANK GOD. I thought I was all alone with this behaviour!

  • This has happened to me. My friend went on my laptop and found pictures of group sex. It was a sad day.

    I do not watch porn. God just hates me.

  • Did anyone else see the person that tweeted, "Nick Clegg looking sad" or was it just me? XD

  • lol at some of the twitter posts. I saw "horse porn" and "my next victim" xD

  • I have a group on facebook with its' main idea being to try to offend someone, so there are some pretty intense stuff on it. My dad always manages to come see me while on said group and wonders who the hell would post that kind of stuff...and who's photos are they (I'm in a group album dad not someones profile :/ )

  • i swear you know mmy life inside out. most of your vidoes that i have seen so far have somehow applied to my life

  • I hate it when I'm showing my mum a picture of for example, one of my aunties on facebook and after she's seen the picture, she reads EVERYTHING on the page including the adverts, then once she's done that, she just stands there watching the screen ._.

  • went on my brother computer looking for a picture and came across a photo of my friend in nothing but her bra and underwear o-0

  • Am I the only one who's OCD enough to pause the video so I could read all the twitter comments

  • @Albinojackrussel That's not OCD O_O That's just wanting to know what people sent.

  • Dan, that is not generic vlog music. That is Club Penguin music.

  • @splattiful oh god... xD

  • @splattiful I was wondering where I knew that from!

  • Omg when the 2 girls one cup song played my heart just stopped xD

  • I hate when my mum goes into my room

  • This exact thing happened with me and my Dad about half an hour ago:L

  • i know exactly how you feel!!!!

  • haha. you're talking to yourself. but your fit.... i am so weired....

  • LOL type in xxxsexylammas(dot)com HAHAHA lml

  • this is so accurate

  • That porn song is getting original...

  • this just explained my life .___. if my mom even found out I had friends online she would murder me and everytime she gets ahold of my comp I flip -___-

  • Pause at 1:23

  • TYPE xxxsexyllamas(dot)com IN AND IT COMES UP WITH TROLOLOLOLOL(DOT)COM WITH A RICKROLL VIDEO LOL :D

  • @Harryisneverawesome LLMAO I typed it in too xD xxxsexyllamas(dot)com i had some opera singer. just epic!!! ;D

  • 2 GIRLS ONE CUP...... BAHAHAHAHHA

  • OH MY GOD HIS HE USING A PC

    -Narcoleptic Laptop ;)

  • Im the same when some one touched my laptop

  • thats the same way i am!! i just got a new computer for christmas and even before i used it i was still like nooo its mine dont look at it !!!

  • 1. make a new tab

    2. type in xxxsexyllamas(dot)com

    3. trololololo

  • same wiv me but i just walk out the room before any1 notices

  • saMEEEEE

  • this is sooooo exactly what i do...

  • xxxsexyllamas(dot)com

  • Have exactly the same problem with my iphone, cause I don't have a laptop/computer =L

  • Yep, feel like this every time someone is anywhere close to me when I'm on my laptop. It doesn't half look suspicious.

  • i paused it at the twitter responses and one girl said "Llama Porn" what a sick girl, she should be in jail D:

  • I am really weird about people going on my phone and laptop as well....! XD

  • I remember watching your videos like 3 months ago xD

    And I just remembered cause that stupid handshakes video.

  • True!...

  • discarbing

  • GRANDMA.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­! *PLHHHHHHHH*

  • OMG i do the same thing when mi dad checks mi phone!! im all like " did he c the cussing i sent to mi freinds ir me dissing him or alison!" he gives it back becuz i freak him out by staring at him and chewing mi nails till it hurts trolololol

  • lol i went there and it played the trolololo video. o.O

  • i hate it when my dad has to watch/check on my facebook page > and is on facebook when im on facebook, watching e v e r y l i t t l e t h i n g i post!!!! >:( grrrr =) lol to make sure its "okay" ....

  • @vadergrrlforevr I know how you feel.. My mom does that EVERY week.. She questions me when i have friends that she doesn't know about.. She probably thinks they're Pedo's.

  • @vadergrrlforevr ino just how u feel

  • anyone else relized hes in phils room?

  • generic vlog music= club penguin theme

  • the captions say "they everyone and welcome t another episode of please enjoy hands-on"

    ...xD

  • yeh most of your fans are damn weird, so here I'll give you a legit answer:

    Mostly funny videos, Your vids, fred's ect.

    AMV's, anime, horse training, PMV's, warrior cat, meme's, vlogs.

    thats the most of it.

    but there Are times when I find myself in the 'weird' section of utube o.e

  • 1:10 Why is there a dinosaur in the top right corner?

  • I'm exactly the same! I put a password on my laptop and my mum made me take it off because she thought I was doing gambling or something. Then she found out I just wanted to hide my short stories...

  • Last time I let my sister use my laptop she deleted one of my minecraft files, I hate letting ANYONE use it just in case.

  • @charleighmack THAT WOULD SUCK!

  • Oh my god, I'm so glad I'm not the only person who hovers around feeling incredibly anxious when someone is using my laptop! But I just know that SOMEHOW when my mum sits down that's when anything and everything incriminating I've ever viewed in my life will start popping up...just because -_-;;

  • why are you on Phil's bed...?

  • this is so me! ahaha

  • Stop making me laugh! I can't, I can't... *is cracking up*

  • i ghas that tonberry. ^_^

  • @AmarilloArmadillo1 *has, lol.

  • I tend to get paranoid...Hence why just incase I delete my internet history weekly...Though when my computer broke and I was using my brothers, I was looking through the movies he has on his hardrive and found...awkward things. Which is why I shall never go on his computer again...or at least why I'll never sit in that chair...*shudders*

  • I have the exact same fear :p

  • armpit fetish porn ROFL

  • I know what you mean. You're paranoid, the other person (Mum) is suspicious: it doesn't usually end well!

  • 19 people suck

    

  • Same thing happens to me with the pictures on my phone which is weird because i'd obviously know if I took nudes of myself...

  • Reasons why Dan's a fail! (YAY)

  • OH LAWLZ MY MOM AND I ARE LIKE THAT WITH OUR LAPTOPS XDDDDD >:O but no one touches my laptop unless they wish to lose their hands *firey eyes of death* LMFAO ^^

  • STORY OF MY LIFE!! Nothing to hide but something always happens!!

  • ok i love you.

  • 2:27 :L <3

  • If you type in "xxxsexyllamas(dot)com" it takes you to trololololololololololo(dot)co­m/ with a video of some man singing opera hahahahhahahahahahhahahaha :D

  • 1:23 my mate loves doing that pose thing

  • I do this too! I get SO nervous, even though I have NOTHING to hide.... I hope... D:

  • Grandma, nooo!

  • OHEMGEEE!!! that totoro in the back is so adorableeee <3

  • THATS MY LIFE lol x)

  • I HAVE THE SAME FREAKOUT ALWAYS

  • I know EXACTLY what you're talking about!! My mum gets incredibly suspicious!

  • @LucieTeresa97 same here

  • I understand EXACTLY what you're saying. You'll have nothing to hide, but right when someone wants to check facebook or whatever, something just randomly shows up! Happens to me and my friends all the time.

  • I once borrowed my housemate's laptop to check Facebook. Instead, I found links to Harry Potter orgy fanfiction. Suddenly my Youtube history of watching 6 hours of random videos when I was ill didn't seem like such a weird thing to do.

  • Nobody is more of a fail than me!

  • Immediately after this video finishing my mother walked in, "let me just google something for a second". COINCIDENCE

  • @ilikeyoghurt1 I think NOT! >___>

  • I like to visit YouTube

  • Nice $2.5 thousand computer. o.o

  • If you replayed 0:41 lots of times

  • I am terrified of letting people (namely my mother) use my laptop for that reason.....also because she's technologically challenged.

  • i type in xxxsexyllamas(dot)com and google chrome says "Oops! Google Chrome could not find trololololololololololo(dot)co­m" made my day XD

  • @xXBrie97Xx Same happened to me!!

    XD

  • @xXBrie97Xx it took me to a website with the man singing hahah :)

  • @xXBrie97Xx Mine came up with the working tolololololololol(dot)com and it had a rickroll video xD

  • lol ur laptop is the same brand and kind like mine. wtf...

  • Oh My God. My family think I'm selfish because I never let them go on my laptop for the same reason!! :L

  • Oh my god, this is SO me XD

  • 3:40 : you can see it the top corner that he's on FaceBook. Faillll

  • I like alice192823's first response to the question.

  • THIS HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!!!!!! :O

  • Someone replying "Your mum." To thing you like to check out on the internet. Classic.