Bush Endorses McCain! Gnooze 2-19-08

[exbronco1980]

when she reads some of the news, the tone in her voice sounds like a real newscaster .

[BobbySmith98]

I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO

wanting new friends pr

[ajphoenix91]

a MSG ME ON MSN MESSENGR !!! ID IS jane24belle r

[HankiPankii]

LOL i hope this vid made much $s in Metacfe

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

Hey, cut Poindexter some Slackware; and that's Gnooze/Linux to you.

[Nic33rd]

I enjoyed your Bush, Sr. voice!

And it seems to me like your shows are getting better recently. I mean, your shows have always been enjoyable, but something about them recently is making them extra-awesome.

[kellog1]

Do you even know what is Capital of Pakistan?

[rhymingwithoranges]

wait a sec...

"former" president buch...

is someone trying to get themselves in trouble

:P

[redefiningcool]

hahah, rhymingwithoranges. she WAS talking about former president bush. you remember him? before clinton? george h.w. bush? this president's father?

there it is.

[rhymingwithoranges]

ooooooh

oh i feel silly now

:$

[redefiningcool]

haha its all good :)

[digamejh]

Definitely channeling Dana Carvey (whom I love) on the G Bush impression; good stuff.

40% turn-out in Pakistan? I don't see what there is to complain about; that's more than America...

[Hasheteer]

it's like watching the news for kindergarten children,,,,kinda cool

but i really think that you should be targeting kids

[TheSumpPump]

Marta!!!!

[TheGreatOctober]

WHAT THA FUCK IS THIS?

[lopcheck]

Go back to sleep!

She is great making news interesting!

[TheGreatOctober]

news is always interesting to those who are interested in the real world. Those who do not find it interesting don't suppose to find it interesting. Why force people to have interest in something? Also does this make the news interesting or does this make her interesting? I don't think the news was interesting after watching this, she however is another story. Also she is telling the story very childish and biased. This is a mockery to reporting of world events.

[TheGreatOctober]

I don't think she even understands what she says. How can you talk about the elections in Pakistan where people fair attacks on the daily basis, like it's a cheerleaders dilemma about what dress to wear. She takes all the severity of the real life situation into a dumb attempt at comedy

[redefiningcool]

i dont think TheGreatOctober even understands "what he types". your grammar is terrible; to criticize this humorous re-telling of the news is pathetic. don't you think we get enough "severity" of "real life situation" in mainstream media? its all doom and gloom, its all hell in a handbasket. the gnooze's take is lighthearted and refreshing.

and when youre done deciphering my sentences, go take some english lessons.

[TheGreatOctober]

I take the English classes after you type one sentence in Dutch. BTW your grammar is no better. "I" suppose to be a capital letter. As a matter of fact you haven't used any capital letters accept for my nickname. Do you need an explanation when to use them? You don't even know how to use quotation marks properly and you mock me? And no I don't think you have to make something that is severe look like bubblegum commercial. If you want to watch comedy watch comedy.

[TheGreatOctober]

We shouldn't make news because we are annoyed with reality, we should make news based on factual information. Why does everything in America has to be dumbed down so people can appreciate it?

[Whiteshark8]

"Everything"? Nonsense. You can find any level of intellectualism in America, from Noam Chomsky to Fox News, Tom Waits to Britney Spears. Its all here. If all you can see is the dumb stuff, what does that say about you?

[iniksbane]

Lots of congradulations there :)

And "I'm like the cobra" = priceless.

[kimintexas]

Did you see that, even Pakastan uses paper ballots! Bring back paper ballots, I want a paper ballot! Marta your the best!

[MBRHIndustries]

ahh, the linux pocket protector, hahaha. Good luck in the finals!

[simplydaft]

You rock.

[Dog480]

Project Breakout & Marta FTW!

[DanPostropheL]

Marta. Also very cool.

[lindieinred]

yay!!! congrats on winning!

[gnooze]

TOTALLY! This is the first thing I've ever won! :D

[gnooze]

Thank you so so much! This is the first time I've ever won anything, even if it just a first round!

[69mattman69]

Congrats. i love you ; )

[gnooze]

Thank you! :)

[dsfast]

Congrats!

[gnooze]

Thank you!!!

[wildbill1911A1]

yay. you won!!! YOU do such a good job. It's just three news items every day, but I really like your spin on things.

Too bad you didn't tie in the "satellite shoot down" with "Atlantis is coming back to earth" ... "not that we were scared or anything" and "no, youse guys on the space station.. no, there is nothing to worry about" ... and "no, there is NO chance the Navy will shoot you down instead"...

But, tomorrow is another day, and there is an eclipse coming... Oh, I was blinded.

[gnooze]

Thanks so much Bill!! I did the satellite shoot down story in another episode almost exactly that way! I think the 17th..

Anyways, glad you like the show! Thanks for the comment!

[getonit123]

Congrats!

[gnooze]

Thanks!

[funbub]

good im glad that you won

[gnooze]

Woohoo! Thank you!!!

[blairkenyon]

I have been gone for far too long. Still doing a great job, Marta. Missed you.

[gnooze]

You have been away... glad to see you back! Thanks!

[mangobanna]

Heart it! Way to go :)

[gnooze]

Yippee! Thank you!

[qiranger]

Awesome! Can't wait for the shirt to arrive.

[gnooze]

Working placing orders today! Don't want to do a run of them until we get enough of an idea which sizes we'll need the most...

[kamibutterfly713]

you're very cool.

[gnooze]

Thanks Kami! You're very nice.

[rebasnumber1]

Congrats on ur win!!

[gnooze]

Thank you!

[ujdo]

"Make it so number one!" "Aye Captain"

An endorsement from a 1 term Pres. WOW, thats a confidence booster! I bet Obama can't wait to hear from Jimmy Carter.

[anmoose]

Congrats on the win, Marta! But YOU won it. The votes and support are only there because you're worth it.

Moosie

[gnooze]

Couldn't have done it without you Moosie!!!

[anmoose]

OK, so we helped a little. :-)

[ArdieVerde]

Congratulations!  Luv ya! -Ardie

[gnooze]

Thank you Ardie!!

[a1rh0rn3r]

Congrats! You deserve your victory.

[gnooze]

Thanks! I'm so appreciative!

[vitaminrich2]

You're cheating on us with Metacafe!!!! Boo Hoo Hoo

[gnooze]

I'm not cheating... we just have an open relationship? Ew. Nevermind.  Forget I said it. You know I love you(tube) best, right?

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE (the ik is noisy)

[gnooze]

Hi mikma!

[cierrablue]

You work hard to make us happy, we work hard to make you happy. Which in turn makes us happier, which comes back as more support for you. Face it, it's a vicious circle of happiness and good times. The people really needed serious gnooze being read by someone who knows how to have fun.

[gnooze]

Woohoo! I love circles of happiness and good times! That's great!

[StuffMcB]

Your great!

[gnooze]

You!

[geekyvince]

woot I knew you would win!

[gnooze]

Yippeee!!!! I'm so thrilled!

[blkbishop112]

You need to get a job with FoxNews, Your that good and they only hire beautiful chicks anyway.

[gnooze]

That's nice of you. Thank you.

[1938superman]

H.W. Bush inpression was uncanny. lol :-)

[1938superman]

My god, I just misspelled impression.

[gnooze]

If by uncanny, you mean silly then... :)

[airborne373]

7 out 10 Americans prefer slavery over freedom.

[Oxygum]

got terrible diarrheoa. it just won't stop!

[bjbjbjbjbj]

islam is evil

[lcc1211]

Congrats, Marta. Didn't I tell you last week how awesome you are.....

[gnooze]

Thank you! You're too nice!

[mike8494]

Cool i Love it Marta :-) Mike....

[gnooze]

Thanks Mike!!! :)

[EricJaffa]

The George H. W. Bush impression reminded me more of Dana Carvey doing Bush than it reminded me of Bush himself.

[WileyCoyote69]

I'm a huge Marta fan, but yeah. I have to agree. It wasn't the tone though (which was hardly a copy--I noticed in fact that she put a little Dubya Junior in that, which I liked), it was just the "wouldn't be prudent". Carvey kind of pushed that phrase a lot, and the real Daddy Bush only said it once or twice, I think.

[gnooze]

I did that on purpose... he's a tough nut to crack.

[gnooze]

Yeah, it was intentional... is that bad form?

[jogayot]

laynoox tax... it's luv! yay for nutty crowd of ytubian roadies ;)

[HarleyDrider]

I told YA!!! I knew you would win!!! Congrats!

"Like a Cobra

Trauma

[gnooze]

Thanks Trauma! I couldn't have done it without you!

[citizenkong]

Better than my local news show!

[gnooze]

Thanks!

[trevb38]

Yo, Mar-taah!! What it do?

Excellent show --

How 'bout this one?

Gnooze: raising the roof since 2007

:-)

[gnooze]

I love it! That's great. :)

[Daliwolf]

I get to do a primary vote today in Wisconsin...This is shaping up to be a VERY interesting election!

[gnooze]

How were the polls? Busy?

[scottfreitas]

Grats on Breakout! :D You're not mad that I bribed the judges, right? Really YOU bribed them, since I just gave them bootleg video copies of you bouncing around in a "Gnooze" tee-shirt, firing "the guns"...

Bush Sr. can endorse McCain all he wants. No way the guy can win in November. And I'm diehard GOP! McCain is George Soros' candidate, not mine or any other GOP voter's...

[gnooze]

Hahaha! Thanks for all your efforts! I'm so excited but now the waiting part... ugh.

[BeautySavesWorld]

No wonder Bush endorses Mccein! They both support Muslim Azerbaijan against Armenia.Bush cut off aid to Armenia while left for Azerbaijan both in humanitarian and military sections!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta,

I suppose there is no truth to the rumor,that those wacky Russian astronauts placed a fake "bullseye" target on the belly of the shuttle,to give the Navy an aiminmg point? I hope we get your view tomorrow on Fidel Castro's statement that he cannot stand up to the rigors of remaining Cuba's dictator for life.

COngrats on the # 1 place finish.This round.

[gnooze]

Thank you Blargal! It's super exciting to win even the first round. I never win any contests!

[goobersayshey]

Roses are red, Violets are plum,

Now everyone knows that

MARTA'S AWESOME!

Congrats Marta!

Whats that word police? VIolets really aren't plum? Oh Man...OK, Here is my poetic license...

[gnooze]

I'd say some are plum, but none are eggplant. Eggplant is a much deeper hue.

Thanks for your help! :)

[rhymingwithoranges]

is it me or did mckain have a sticky red eye in his left eye...

just a little observation, maybe conjunctiveitis (spelt wrong)

and YOU are awesome marta!

this is why da peeps hav voted 4 yee

;)

jaz

[gnooze]

You're too nice Jaz! I know it's only the first round, but this is first time I've ever won anything!

I never even won a stupid coloring contest even though I'm an awesome color-er. Boo.

[Morguidable]

Congrats on winning round 1.

You will win round 2 also :).

X

[gnooze]

I sincerely hope your prognostication is correct. That would be so awesome.

[PsyogiBottoms]

Horray!!!!! You won! I knew you would! Congratulations I expect we'll see and awesome show from the Convention. You are the bomb, baby! ;) xoxox

[gnooze]

My fingers are crossed! But not literally because I can't type like that. Thank you!!!!!

[100and1000s]

U meant "thanks metacafe 4 the shirt.... which is also very hot :-)" Another great vid btw.

[gnooze]

Aw shucks. ;) Thank you.

[daveyork0]

So when she enters Miss America, what state will she be representing? With all those voices I can't tell what part of the the US and A she really comes from.

[gnooze]

Upstate NY, but I've lived everywhere in US except the Pacific Northwest.

[Justin4RonPaul]

Ron Paul and Marta 08!

[CommentorX]

Um, wow, Justin. I don't know how to tell you this, but McCain has all but won the Republican nomination. The other primaries are pretty much a formality at this point. However, we have some lovely parting gifts, and please remember to take that "Revolution" banner down off the roadside. Littering is a crime, you know.

[marleyinoc]

Dagnabbit them there roadside signs for Dr Paul are EVERYWHERE, granny!

.

I'm not sure why I chose a Jed Clampett tone. Maybe Ron Paul can get with the folks from Health Insurance for the Self-Employed. And deliver babies.

[deraforia]

Woohoo! Marta 08! Marta 08!

[gnooze]

Heehee! How were the polls today?! :)

[deraforia]

Oh you know, poll-y. I'm just glad we have same day registration here in 'Scansin, otherwise I couldn't have done my part.  For I was too lazy to pre-register. Yay for Wisconsin's lax primary habits!

[gnooze]

I haven't given a thought of in-depth thought to the matter, but it seems to be same-day registration is a good idea. I'm awful at remembering to... do stuff.

[ghostmail]

Rad

[gnooze]

Sweet

[DeathRattle101]

Yay for Marta, for winning!!!... Uhh... Yeah! :D

[gnooze]

Thanks Lux! It's really exciting!

[Organjic]

ITS OFFICIAL! McCain/GOP wont win this year unless Ron Paul breaks through!

[CommentorX]

Organjic, let's examine the candidates. We have a woman, a black guy, and an old, half-senile, rich white guy with insider connections. Now, historically, which group out of those 3 has won the most elections?

[Blargaldalien]

Um,the one with the fewest closet skeletons?

[TimberGeek]

Or at least the best hidden skeletons...

[TimberGeek]

Congrats on the round one win!

[gnooze]

Thanks! I'm so excited!

[MyHappySock]

Good vid as always, Marta!

[gnooze]

Thank you! Hope you're feeling happy, wearing a happy sock!

[geargemartin]

i must comment. not to do so wouldn't be prudent. you know at first i thought your shirt said metamucil......that reminds me.

[Blargaldalien]

Well,that IS a good slip. Marta is regular for us,with her Gnoozecasts

[gnooze]

Ha! Metamucil! That would be a nice graphic redesign for them...

[Blargaldalien]

hmm,a glas of water,a spoon,and a roll of TP?

[angieshel]

You make the news funny, thanks.

[gnooze]

Glad you think so! Thank you!