The Unsub Video

[SerasXHarkonnen]

Someone who calls people tools for doing something, then turns around and does it themselves but rather than getting defensive and making excuses instead turns around and says "I guess I'm a tool now" is someone I want to Subscribe to :) But I already subbed after watching a few of your other videos so I guess this video just made me sure that I wanna stick with the sub :)

[lookingforstuff101]

You're about the realest person I've ever seen on Youtube. I can hear you talk all day.

[Iampernicious1]

ARGH! I stumbled across this video looking for HOW to UNSUB someone I've subbed to so maybe you should tell us HOW to unsub to those subs U don't want.instead of titling this "unsub video" maybe you should title it "Lose me".

[MysweetAnnabelle53]

omg, ur awesome :P lo

[shiannejessica]

I almost unsubbed over the leggings thing.  Tool.

[wenh08]

I came from after Ellen.com :D

[falloutmnky]

lol this video made me sub. i love lipstick lesbians (im a gay male, not trying to hate on you) i totaly subbed hahaha

[intindse]

you didn't say anything about not kissing your girlfriend on cam so...

[tigger2244]

there is nothing wron with being gay. if it makes u happy fair play. i am bi so there nothing wrong with it

[Haliqhamal]

@tigger2244 i really need someone to suck my penis right now, im not insulting u i just hope u could..

[LeaVeliz]

NOOO! Not leggings. They are not trousers!

[retrogamer16]

faggot

[JoshyRice19]

i did subscribe by suggestion but I dont wanna unsub cause I think your funny. :)

[eurodestination]

yawn

[alsadeg111222]

GUYS let's unsubscribe her !!

she said so

[TBSILENT]

lesbos is hot

[SteveSpeedyy]

I won't unsub. I don't know why I subbed and I don't care. Sub FTW LOL W00t!!!

[renku56]

I subscribed because you're awesome, world needs more girls like you.

[dazze88mm]

I don't understand the point of your Channel.. i'll watch a few more maybe but... What???

[caryast]

Leggings! MY GAWD NOOooo. What the h*ll are leggings? Now i have to Google, keep it up I'll UNSUB!

[homshiba2]

anythingsarcastic's girlfriends channel is RRV85. she at least shows some bewbage

[sienna1122]

Nah, I won't unsub.

[letmebeyourknight]

I will never unsub no matter how far you try to push me away lol :) Love ya.

[futnyors]

You are NOT funny.....you are a mean BITCH and you look like a MAN!

[Nomming]

I think you're rad.

Let's NOT unsubscribe. :D

[Taz86]

so you popped up on my homepage under the recommended videos, and for some reason i clicked on this video. let's just say i have absolutely no issues with anything mentioned in this video. skits suck, most people who do "music" can't do anything worthwhile and suck balls at it in general.

you like chicks - i like chicks. you're a tool, i'm king tool. you curse. i curse like a sailor. sounds like i should subscribe.

[Joyusday7]

congrats on your company...hope all is goign well...

[kdods22402]

FAKE and GAY!

[bethrosegirlxx]

I curse and I'm 12 XP

Don't judge.

[TheParallex]

i subed!!

[CalamityUnleasher]

The term Unsub is used for this now? huh..

Maybe Unsub Stalkers are after you... Call the FBI BAU

[Louise515]

Good luck with the new job! Hope it's working out great for you!

[cleverlikeseneca]

Feel free to B17ch me out for this, and everything, for being lazy or insensitive, BUT after going to check out your AFTERELLEN vlogs, I think they are really cool and mentally stimulating, But I have enough websites I check daily/weekly and signing up for yet another website that will send me junk mail is not high on my wish list... SO ANYWAY is there any way you could post your "really really" on youtube as well, and have it do double duty, or is there copyright issues and stuff?

[ImABabyBeav]

Mann..so i love you...always have always will....but im curious as to how many people you lost after this one??

[Alden9420]

I came across your profile from another user and after this video I AM subbing.

[Downfurlife]

I will not sub. Thanks

[sumtxflygrl]

tell it like it is Michelle. I like it....peace girl

[shivnaruto123]

i dont care if ur a lesbo

ur a cool person

u can make videos anytyme

kool

[unclecode90]

your cool and you have a great smile and congrats on the job .

[Cyberdactyl]

I use this chicks vids when I haven't dated in a while.

Works wonders to suppress the depression.

[HowToHaven]

You sound like a loud-mouthed opinionated bitch.

[lesidhe]

@HowToHaven THANK you.. I watched one of your videos which ALMOST kinda said something relevant so I stuck with 3 more (at the cost of my own personal IQ, I'm increasingly afraid..) and I haven't "subbed", I'm giving feedback: you say you really have no talent except "sitting in front of the computer, TALKING".. sweetheart: you lack that talent. You're BITCHING. anyone can do that. Think it out, make it catchy. Make it something with a fxcking POINT. PS: it's not the leggings, its the legs.

[HowToHaven]

Are you talking to me? I haven't uploaded any videos and WTF is "leggings?" What have you been smoking? WTF.

[lesidhe]

er... i was agreeing with you... sorry, you're clearly a bitch, too... =P Lesson Learned...

[psionicdreams]

you talk a lot. fortunately you have a lot to say. and interesting too. you'd assume that if one were to subscribe they'd check you out first... and er... i assume any cursing is in context... er... erm... sorry, did somebody say 'tits'?

;)

[NikosNomikos]

annoying

[evandrosoad]

you are lesbian you got my sub

[JDI180]

Congratulations on the new job!!!!!! :-) I couldn't be happier.

Also, leggings are hot!! Not as hot as having your own girlfriend, but hot none-the-less. Enjoy your Tool-ery as I'm sure many of us do :-)

[jasonarends187]

You are awesome you tell it like it is and don't give a shit what we all think and i like that you keep up the good work and if PEOPLE don't like it they don't need to watch and listen to it You Go Girl...

[SamanthaZero34]

Despite all these facts, I choose to retain my subscription. Why? Because you're fabulous :-)

[TheGodlessGirl]

Leggings only make you a tool if you don't have the legs/ass to fill them. Lol.

[TheBestVloggerEver]

I only suscribed to you because of Meekakitty.

[gumbostation]

congrats on the job

[itsallgoodTV]

Hey, if you're having a problem with all those subs, feel free to send them my way...

[ScorfZ]

lol

[cameraboi1229]

Great video! Love your stuff, congrats on the job too :)

[scuddlebuckets]

So now we officially want to meet your girlfriend! Its been over three weeks you have to give in!!

[ppmusic06]

congrats on the job!

[ChrisIsCornflake]

I saw your post on the fiveawesomegays and your question about viewers made me laugh a lot. This video was definitely a Sub one, not Unsub. So yay! You have a gay guy viewer. <3

Also, I HATE subbing to a vlog and getting music. Uhhggg.

[rogueslayer0]

This video is the perfect example of why I subscribed however long ago I subscribed. :D

You're honest and blunt, yet funny and I learned that with the first video I watched.

[Ellbell72]

*subcribe*

[ToxicPopsicle]

Lame. I unsubbed because I was being a smartass and then resubscribed, but apparently YouTube thinks people shouldn't be allowed to resubscribe after unsubscribing? So I saw you post the video on 5AG and I was like, "Oh a new Michelle video!" then I noticed the 5AG user name and went "what the..." and checked my subscriptions.

Long story short, I'm stalking you again. Unless YouTube steals my subscription again.

[JackEmperor]

lol honesty is awesome!

[trixterltd]

I don't care that you have no talents, I love listening to you. I don't care if you're gay, more love to you. I don't care if you don't make videos. The ones you make are awesome. I don't care if you have a job, more power to you. I don't care if you curse, I do also. But you wear leggings and I just can't accept that. Love ya

[SNL0907]

You're soooo cute.

[jigglypuffgirl]

This was a really poor attempt to get rid of us all so that you can turn this into "Michelle's porn channel"

So whats th new job? and whats your business. sigh.....talk about being kept in the dark and fed on shit!!!

[TechPepsi]

we still love you

[IceWulfie]

We love you Michelle :-P

[Viaamtrak]

Somehow I find you really entertaining. I only wish taht you were about 1,000 miles closer so that twe could all party together (no, I do not need a GF and I've seen lots of tits in my life, so I can live w/o seeing yours for now) (and the Lez thing is not important, unless you believe that Rush Limbaugh is right when he talked about the existence of male Lesbians).

[NKskates]

Theres like a link between partners that automatically subs to like similar channels.

I think I subbed to RWJ and subbed like 10 other channels on the way.

haha. I don't mind your videos so the sub stays :D

[saffylicious78]

I wish I could subscribe to you twice now - just to add to your cute paranoia =)

[ErinMay85]

Great to hear from you! Been a while on this channel, but I still catch up on the beaverbunch. Didn't know about after ellen though! On my way there now. You rock I have to point that out. I'm glad that Jill pointed out who you were and that I subscribed. And good luck with the new job. And leggings are uh cool...

[TheCrypticMystery]

You left out the BSG information that could have weeded out some people, and I will not hold the leggings thing against you we all make mistakes.

[lovemusic8]

wow... i love your brute honesty in this video...you;re amazing

[TheMightyThor]

So what you're saying is there is still a SLIGHT chance of dating you, AWESOME! :P

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - Thor! Yes, of course you do :)

[TheMightyThor]

OOOH LAWDY, ima google best pick up lines now! THANKS! :P be prepared for the moronic heteromale onslaught to come! :P

[princeword]

I don't know when I subbed, but I'm way glad I did...

just plain simple vlogging is the shit!!!!

[emmalinCaproni]

Oh well I wasn't hoping or waiting for boobs/tits i'm not looking for a girlfriend... i have one of my own but I do think you're smart and fresh so I subscribed :)

[valebeu]

luck on the job!!

[padmeunknowable]

I found you on Beaver Bunch and I think you're funny and smart-- so I just subscribed to your channel, too. I don't care how often you post, but the leggings do kinda frighten me, maybe I just don't get out enough. I don't watch much t.v., hence I do not watch Ellen; therefore, it doesn't make sense to me to stalk you there-- and I'm more of a lurker, anyway. Congrats on the new job-- hope it turns out to be exactly what you want.

[valebeu]

all the girl on the beaver bunch are gr8

check them out!

^^

[Shaindralah]

I hadn't subscribe yet but rly... u're gonna get more suscribers than before...XD

[TeeNEssing80]

omg leggings?! xD

I subscribed a couple months ago but thats only because this is my new channel.  When I first started watching your videos were still in black and white. Btw I watch *because* of your "homo ways".

[luvffx]

When I subscribed to you, you had about 1000 subcribers. So that makes me an old subscriber, right?

Also I love leggings, so I've always been a tool

:)

[LOOinLONDON]

I sure do like ya.

[leicxciel]

xD "my homo ways"

lolz

I'm describing my way of life like that from now on !!

[mdomenech2001]

Nice video! Good luck in your projects! ;)

[Prolui]

Awesome luck on the job! Hope it turns out well, and the leggings comment didn't surprise me a bit. ;)

[pink2317]

Lmao!! funny the way you come out to us HAHA! cool vid!...i'm already subs tho,and i'm still gon' be =D

[rockette27]

nice video!

[Sickester]

300! Really...haha

Now I feel lucky to be one of the first.

But that is kind of creepy.

[warickii]

Congrats to the new job I hope it works out great for you. I think you are a kick ass person, and I look forward to seeing more videos from ya. Take care.

[RockinCelery]

....leggings....what happened?!

[bornadisaster911]

Michelle, care to share about your new awesome amazing job?

[DanAndRos]

i think you're awesome. it's all cool with me xxx

Not gonna unsub any time soon :)

[angelrain67]

so this means you MIGHT consider doing a skit oriented topless vid? ; )

[simonhoopty]

I don't know how you do it. youtube can be so fickle.

[Whitebackground]

You are awesome! :D

[shadowwolfie85]

sorry, you not getting rid of me that easily, i luff your video's!

[MyMumblingThoughts]

Congrats on the new job! I've been watching for a while now, and I don't mind any of the cussing, the gay-ness (actually, I had no idea you were gay, but it's awesome nonetheless), or the nudity-free videos. In fact, it's why I keep returning!

I wear leggings too. It's okay. I just tell people I wear them when I work out.....even though I never exercise. They're just so damn comfy!

Keep up the good work. You rock. :-)

[funkyfairy26]

i subbed coz i love you mama beav. end of!!! xxxx

[crutches13]

"i am now a tool, i wear leggings"

first step is admitting to the problem right?

ahaghahahaah you're my hero.

[heyjudenanana]

I have to say, I'm one of the new subscribers and you seem so awesome! I don't know how I found your channel but I'm glad I did.

[ever4far]

hoorah, congrats on the new job even though it means less of your vids, and there are enough "skit" vids on youtube to go around, its your sarcasm that keeps me wanting more!!

luv ya

[tyeporter]

Me of all people, I can take the homo-ness, the cussing, the infrequent and irregular vlogging and the no nudity thing.

But leggings?

C'mon

Tool!

[ChristopherMast]

Wait.  Gay? What? Are your eyes real?

[keonawashere]

you wear leggings?

um...

i'm gonna have to rethink this commitment...is there some sort of counseling we can go through?

but congratz on the job & the gf!

[zpooky]

I'm very happy for you.

I knew that something good was waiting for you around the corner. You just had to be a little patient.

The only bummer is that this means less videos :(

[davidisadadof2]

Cool u r gay me three. You're funny and i like you.  You're pretty ay-ok. Swear more, it's cool ok LOL. NOT unsubscribing :D My twit is same as youtubes.

[JayNice3]

I love your Channel and congrats on the Job!!!

[NewYorkHunter]

That room your in is fly!

Your girlfriend is Liz Feldman, isn't it?

[Elphyrafire]

I still love ya! I don't care about gayness or not- I just think you are hilarious! That's why I stick around.

I'm glad you got a job you are excited about <3

[demoblaster]

hold up. HOOOLD UP!

You have long hair?

............unsubscribes.

(lol j/k of course)

Congrats on the new job!

[rsutedjo]

grats on the new job :)

[Intoxication1993]

I'm your stalker. :)

How long have you been with your girlfriend now? Two months?

[Yobachi2007]

Wait...what? No Tits?

I've been subscribed waiting for that for 4 or 5 months.

[danxl5]

This vid made me sub...

[Ferngolly85]

I can guess fairly certainly that at least a 1/3 of your new suscribers are in lew of your new hot momma.

We all wanna know who she is! When will we get to meet this lucky woman who stole your heart?

[pau93dlrc]

i think this is the 3th or 2nd time that i say that i want to meet your girlfriend! c`mon i cant stop thinking what kinda of girl do u like ahahha well im not unsuscribing! you are awesome i love you

[Yobachi2007]

I wish I had a rush of 300 subscribers to complain about.

That would increase my viewership by more than 25%.

The luxury of the privileged.

And I think you've done about 3 videos in the last 2 weeks talking about why you're not doing videos here; lol :P

[rudy434343]

y do ppl care about gaynes

[EepiczombieE]

Michelle dear,

is that a bra in the background??

You are a very classy woman.

[1lyserg2]

hello

hi im one of those new subs..lol, and i did find ur videos by accident..but i like em and thats why i subbed...

thought ud like to kno :)

[Janissing]

new company? hey! can i work for you... mmm... no, we shouldn't mix business with pleasure.... or...

[WhatsOnMySlab]

Congratulations on the new job! ^_^

[zziiiiggyyy]

leggings??

gosh what has the world come to.

[adorablepancreas]

I'd never unsub from you! Congrats on the job, I'm glad things are well.

[passingexitsigns]

hearttt<3

[garethbawden]

It's a shame because this is the only channel you do I'm interested in because I like you as a person, not because you are gay or any other reason. Maybe I should watch your Ellen stuff, do you think you could post them on here as well because I don't want to join the Ellen website?

[crispypata31]

Don't you worry. I still think you're pretty ok. =)

[royale67]

Perfectly aticulated video, congratulations on the new job, your make-up and hair are looking amazing :)

[kleinenbergfanatic]

i love you, michelle!

[Living4The1Rhythm]

fantastic video michelle, lol, congrads on the new job! ^_^

[NoSpokenWordsHere]

^-^ I will NEVER unsubscribe from you.

[SSGTJAB]

I've been watching this channel for about 2 years, and NOW you tell me no booby shots and your gay!!!! lol

[xae007]

haha nice leggings fact.

[SteeleaFan]

yup knew knew knew knew knew knew and knew? and NOT unsubing...:) only I havn't been on your subbed list for THAT long but yeah.

[sonjunkie]

You're not a tool Michelle, you just came around. :)

[anc123trucks]

That was great.

[Biodude377]

Now I'm most definitely NOT unsubscribing! You go girl!!!! Grats on the job offer! :-)

[rdeco73]

I like pretty, pale, Jewish lesbians. And New York City type chicks.

[rinnybrighteyes]

this video makes me want to stay even more!

[nica171]

Its all good =)

idc about any of it.

I think u have amaizng videos so please keep them coming =)

[simplyplainethan]

Wait... We don't get tits?

SO unsubbing.

[Hedonophobia]

What is this, i don't even..

[maxwell223]

ok no drama and im not unsubin but if i randomly saw 300or more random subscribers i would be like O.o awsome and also you mean like gf as in like you 2 like are gf and gf cause lesbo's ARE HOT

[filthyveganpunk]

are you joking or did you seriously miss the part where she said, "WHICH MAKES ME GAY" ? :|

[DebUSA]

Hmm, I'm going over to check out the BeaverBunch.

[boogerfaceXD]

LMAO i remember the leggings vid!

[kronicallyindecisive]

haha this video is funny...and now having completely forgotten that I haven't watched the last few afterellen videos I'm headed there now. Congrats with the job.

:)

[RainbowRawr909]

"My homo ways" Congratulations on the job offer. Anyone who unsubscribes is lame. :P

[bearchay889]

Your fun i wouldn't unsub unless you ask me to.

[RelaxxKiller]

I gave you a shout out once!! maybe that gave you a few!!

[crazee0001]

You should make a video where you show the perverts some man boobs!!

;)

[pinkismafav]

I would never unscribe :)

[PaintedRavensong]

hehehe....you are so cute, hon. I keep forgetting to look for you on AfterEllen...I'm not over there that much. Congrats on the job. The best of luck to you! Peace!

[HowardSternn]

Bababooooey Everyone from the city of Angels

Howard Stern

[sarasayswhat]

This is what I like about ur vids, you just say it as it is!! I must ask tho, are you part British, only were synonymous with apologizing for things, even when we haven't done anything wrong!! Congrats on the job too!!

[JoannaBri]

quite near all the reason you say to unsub are the reason I stay. (your realness)

[CanadianShow]

Cursing? Oh no. Please; it's not like we've never any of THAT before. Congrates on the job offer.

[Joemama39YLime]

Alll the stalking information is BELOW LoL!! Damn I said I wasn't going to smile! : p

[HeyRoteZora]

i'm one of the stalkers :)

[YeseniaDLM]

Hm... is it weird that this video made me subscribe...? lol

[jax12007]

You'll never get rid of me. I appreciate the time you put in for a making a video even if it only happens twice a month. Good luck with the new job!! :D

[snskidtv21]

You've come along way since you first started vlogging. You seem more comfy than I rememeber. I really like the lighting in this video.

[Medicboi88]

Aren't you Jewish too? I mean, not an issue for me, but you know, maybe for someone out there. They might be offended when you talk about celebrating Jewish holidays or something...I don't know, just a thought.

[lornalynott]

I <3 your homo ways

[hijrakom]

يا إلهي مذا أفعل هنا؟

[Sionan09]

aw i hate being called a stalker, i like to think that stalking involves physical presence....like outside a window, or following a car or something equally creepy :-(

[fauxflowerrr]

yepp i still love you! im def. staying babe!

[ximepe88]

leggings Really?! REALLY?! hahahaha

you do sing when you're drunk so there's a talent

[paul20072007]

Sure talking is a talent! You're one of the few on youtube whom I can listen to for 10 minutes without losing interest!

What does one have to do to have "subscriber commitment"?? Just so female, gay or not, always wanting a commitment!!

[gaelicScout]

man u got balls, like not literally but like cuz you dont give a shit YOU GO GIRL!!!! XD

[TARAM69]

Ive been subbed for soo long now lol/.

[TheYolk]

What?? Leggings?? A JOB???

HELP! SHE HAS BEEN BRAINWASHED!!!

I'm am soooooo unsubbing RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT.

Right. Not gonna happen. Still love you :)

[WeAllBurnStuff]

omg you wear leggings? im SO unsubbing.

oh ok i'll stick around.. but only if you stop with the leggings...

[andymooseman]

I'll admit the leggings were a bit of a shock. But, i think i'll risk sticking around ;)