John Caparulo #2

[SKEETDEPOT]

#1 in my book

[TANNER18DMS]

heres a twenty give me 19.75 back ok see ya that so funny then the hey caparulo how come you missed the freaking meeting cause we cut freaking grass all day

[tmmw19]

Just saw this guy. funny as shit..he was with another funny ass dude Paul Virzi.

[AdrenalineJunky17]

Dude, this guy is awesome! He reminds me of a mix between Garth, and Slingblade! Lol!

[01happypants]

Whenever Im having a bad day I listen to this and it makes me bust out laughing EVERYTIME!!!

[tjb559]

Caparulo is the fuckin balls and the taint. I hope this guy makes a million dollars stat......good shit.

[ZachNeiman]

@tjb559 errm, i heard he died, although i have done no research on that, and i'm just saying what a friend told me they heard, so don't take my word on it, but i can't find any newer stuff from him, i hope i can find some more video's of him, because there aren't many on youtube.

[FantomL0rd]

He is supposed to be on some show tonight called Chelsea Lately, so I don't think he is dead.

[goofybusciut]

SWAN,SWAN yeah there were feathers everywhere you wanna dance no, ok

[Th3Fir3man]

what is the name for this stand-up?...ive been lookin for it and cant find it...

[AlgernonFTW]

It's called Meet Cap, and it is really hard to find. Netflix? That was all I could do

[AlgernonFTW]

Oh sorry, this one you meant? I have no idea. Meet Cap is his special

[jumpergurl4190]

"you're no getting a 20 bitch."

"a meeting? we cut freaking grass, thats why!"

"with a bear you might lose an arm, but at least you got a freaking story!"

HILAROUS!!! LMAO!

[ratherBEaREDNECK]

He's the only comic i've ever scene (aside from the blue collar comedy tour people) who comes out in a white t and blue jeans. i don't watch alot but still.

[crescentfreshbret]

He talks like Cotton Hill (Hank's dad on King of the Hill) and looks like MC 900 Ft. Jesus.

And he's hilarious!

[KIWI897]

is that the guy who tries to mail himself? lol

[crescentfreshbret]

Yep- that's the one :) I just realized the connection there: The first place I ever saw that MC 900 Ft. Jesus video was on Beavis and Butthead, which was created by Mike Judge, who created King of the Hill, which featured the character of Cotton Hill... who John Caparulo talks like!

Interesting, eh?

[thedoors720]

haha!

my favorite comedian :D

[NealWolf]

-__-

seriously.... his voice is making me sick

[tussler21557]

that swan walk is funny as hell

[sergent17]

i agree

[ezyeric1]

hahahha truee

[egarran]

Boy, thar be some protective folks in here. Doesn't seem worth the effort to me.

[Splot1247]

are you a fucking pirate?

[arkee71]

harrrhh  matey! lol

[Juicebox657]

Anybody who beefs over the internet is a fag man, Man up yo bitchzz

[MrSinner333]

ha ha ha

[6mafiaman9]

fucking funny!

[DragonDX11111]

i got bit by a big ass duck yesterday :S

[shadddey5]

"....how come you missed the meeting?.........because we cut grass"

[ChArnold25]

"Boy I hope I don't get attacked by a big ass duck today." That part is hilarious, I love this dude.

[Darklone666]

Holy crap this dude puts tears in my eyes when he starts about the swan.

[shoezomaku]

dude get the hell out of here go be negative somewhere else you dick

[JackofHats]

I go to work wondering "gee i hope i dont get attacked by a huge DUCK today"

LMFAO

[homestarrunnuw]

you know what i mean? you know what i mean?

yes. yes i know what you mean.... heeesss ssoooo funnnnyy

[conterooski]

im scared of swans now

thanks a lot

[calibre70]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[luvesHugh]

I love this guy so frickin much. Hes hilarious. I honestly cant believe hes not married or anything.

[ghttmam]

I think he's got a girlfriend now

[crashunderride]

All of a sudden the swan's got beef cuz I'm in his 'hood. lmao Too funny. Best bit ever!

[07TibSE]

well then jsanner next time you see one flappin their wings at "full speed" make sure you stick your arm in it them. you wouldnt want to be a pussy now would you?

[BronxBeauty22]

he's so funny and cute

[jsanner721]

you know, swans are more dangerous than people think. if they start flaping their wings at full speed, the could break your arm. but still, you dont run from a swan. your a pussy if you do. so i guess im aloud to run from swans, since ive already grounded my postion as a pussy.

[WowDep]

that has got to be the wierdest comment i've ever seen.

[jasperpaws24]

"Yeah , there was feathers and stuff everywhere. You wanna dance?,alright. LOL

[dtowndontbl1nk]

He's gonna get the SWINE FLU! haha, I know it comes from Pigs. But still its funny.

[sivi11]

i love him

[MaSa862]

the swan part cracked me up XD

i agree w/ the comment below ''funniest comedian ive ever seen''!

[ratherBEaREDNECK]

This guy is histerical. He's possibly the funniest comedian i've ever seen.  5 stars Cap!

[ellemish]

the swans got beef cuz im in his hood

haha hes awesome

[SeaCowProductions]

By far the funniest comedian i have ever seen

[redskinsfreak614]

o_O; I don't know about that.. He's funny dont' get me wrong, but his sense of humor is very vague and non sensical...

[John5freak]

If you get attacked by a Bear, at least you got a frickin story to tell. lol. Funny

[iluvceddynstevey]

hey what happened??....Swan hahaha

[daveplaysguitars]

haha he is hilarious lol

ya i agree swans got beef they r scary lol jk

[Nightrider32x]

Really funny comedian, one of my favs I think. The girl in green at 1:07 obviously diagrees with Caparulo. I guess she liked her job at Hotdog on a Stick.

[OxOxEdwardOxOx]

lol

[StarMakerTaiki]

lol he is hilirous!

[lvrockcrawler]

yea.. i got rushed by a big black swan at Lk. Eola in Orlando, Fl.... they will kick your ass!!! and you better take em down or RUN!

[srvoar3]

my friend went to jail for shooting a swan at lake Eola like 7 years ago.

[bigd2699]

there were feathers every where lmao

[345hollar]

i know about the swan i got attck by a chicken

[eatmychalupa]

swan's got beef! rofl!

[eldnaceeknay]

i hope i don't get traffic today...i hope i dont get bit by a duck today!!!

[Luvstruck4987]

I LUV HIM

[jamieshoff8]

whered u get that scar.... SWAN!!

[ThoroughbredGirl96]

1:55 to 2:20

LMAO!!!!!!!

[scarface3131983]

first time i saw this dude he had or maybe still has a trailor park extreme makeover show....funny shit...

[DrKendo]

Yup! haha, that show is awesome... I think it's "Mobile Home Disaster"

[darkangel554]

2:04 lmaof!!!! i <3 this guy!

[jon549260]

He used to have his own show, he was a carpenter. Funny how his career is comedy! What a sellout! just like Larry the Cable Guy. He was raised in newyork hes not a fucking redneck!!!

[tjsearcy]

He was on that show for comedic purposes.

[Joey81793]

He was raised in New york?....are you retarded? Ohio he grew up in Ohio he even says its his first time in Ny at the beginning dumb shit

[chaseman205]

oooooooo myyy gooood this guy is awesome

[FutureRice23]

i love his swan walk

[jon94583]

Funny in some aspect, but the voice just kills me.. lol. Better then most comedians i see though.

[mattmagic100]

this guy is the fuckin shit dude i luv him. i like the part were he shakes his head all around on 1:33 hahahaha =)

[stustarkenberry]

God this guys is a side splitter.

[happinesslovespeace]

this guy is soo fracking funny! lol

[logan500]

This guy is so damn hilarious!

[Greekrokka]

HA HA funnnnyyyyy

[muthafuckerbitch]

we are at the atm cause we dont have any cash and ur not getting a 20 bitch, heres 20 now give me 19.75 back lol

[DoomFan2010]

this guy if fuckin awesome

[blackbox54]

Bobby Hill all grown up

[algoreiscool]

Hank left him his shirt in his will.

[maniac447]

swans got beef cause im in his hood

[duncan3333]

can any one give me the lyrics part to the atm part?????????????? please

[beckett929]

type it out yourself retard

[acecarstens12]

win.

[MuikJuaggre]

this guy's really entertaining :)

[JumpTheeGun]

his swan walk is hillarious.

[DEVILSREJECT000]

they all do..

[skullbuster19]

im currently a growing fan too

this guy is hilarious

although he kinda repeated some jokes in diff standups but thats fine

[DEVILSREJECT000]

have Sirius, and that's where I heard him and this guy is so fucking funny.. never would have put his voice with his face..

[skullbuster19]

yeah his voice sounds so diff but in a good way

[kikassbmxer]

i know huh i thought he was gonna look either older or something

[good2go4ne1]

i'm a currenty growing fan.

he's funny as balls.

the funniest thing about him is he reminds me of Bobby Hill.

looks and moves like him

[Mason51515]

this is crazy funny

[LBCSAINT13]

the accent is wat makes it hilarious

[jasonsbabygirl23]

i love him hes so funny he has to be the funniest comedian in the world

[grk65]

John is the best!

[Nistisity702]

Swans got beef bc im in his hood lmao

[mrfixitagain]

fine here's a 20, give me back 19.75, where you going, okay cya

[wetspiderpig]

You remind me of the son Bobby on King of the Hill

[DawgFanD4]

lol he is so hilarious but he looks kinda like a retard

[KtMovieManiac]

yeah i thought that.

[Paulbleeker]

This guy is sooo great! Soooo funny.

[jpklabunde89]

"why'd you miss the meeting?"

"cuz we cut fucking grass, thats why i missed the meeting"

[JCFulks]

Swan!!!!!!

[JonathansGurl91]

John rocks lolz his voice is just hilarious to listen to haha

[doomsy]

he's hilarious, good way of delivering

[11eclipse]

simple yet so awesome!!! like sliced bread...WHITE BREAD!!!

[shelbyy725]

he is to funny:)

[stevegonsalves123]

i would fucki him jk but he is funny

[jamesisthug]

this is funny as hell! alright???

[1478963gurl]

this guy is like the funniest person ever!!!!

i love him!!!!!!!

[jamesisthug]

whats the dvd of this called?

[blightent]

wild west comedy show

[mrsheba]

this is from premium blend on comedy central

[KIWI897]

this guy is one of my favorites

[webhead37]

LOL!!!

I love this guy

[LCDaftpunk]

he is one of my favorite comedians

[prestomoltoagitato]

where'd you get that scar..Swan!

the way he put his hand up and tilted his head is what made it perfect

[jiggzlifee75]

best line..." i dont usually make fun of homeless people,, but they dont have cable" LOL

[nu2life80]

I'll put butter on... skittles... Funniest line ever...

[Xx4real2007xX]

wats da website nd wat do u click on the website to see the rest of this

[TylerM815]

buy the dvd dubmshit

[Xx4real2007xX]

ur mum u wasteman

[Eric1425rock]

lol, what an insult. :p

[Xx4real2007xX]

so so funny!!

[Sentaifan37]

"I got bit by a swan"

LOL

[lpwickedangel]

i love the swan imitation, my cheeks (on the face) hurt laughing so hard.

[midnight80090]

then the swans got beef cause i'm in his hood! lol awesome stuff!

[arron45]

mowing stuff

[definite896]

all I need to see now is a swan and I end up laughing. I don't even have to see it either. just a conversation with a swan in it. john's good. ^^

[ilovehalpert]

they dont have cable!! HAHAHA!

[Ent0urag3]

This guy is so frickin funny!!!

[jogni]

what the heck. freakin nbc took all his clips of him on jay leno off the lists. wtf

[TJA7]

yea i know man

[sugarthief]

omg that was the funniest shit I've ever seen. I don't usually find that many comics that entertaining but I was laughing to whole skit.

[suzukiracer695]

this guy is fucking awsome cant wait to see him in Vegas

[heelyudrulz]

schwann schwann

[shadowsgate0]

i wonder if every thing he says is true like losing his job or being bit by a swan

[kraysp]

hu cares aslong as its funny. keep on makin bull!

[Zoe0717]

haha the swan's got beef cause i'm in his hood hahaha thats so funny

[tIs4gatorbait]

yawn

[timberwolf62301]

ur a faggot

tIs4gatorbait

[tIs4gatorbait]

john caparulo is you mean, however you spell the name

[215pHi2iDiE]

is ur tv plugged in sir? I willl freakin stabb you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JonathansGurl91]

lol I love this guy he is so funny

[gailardiar]

dude i hate that he uses the same jokes over and over...

[bean111689]

that's what comedians do it's called an act

[shadowsgate0]

but u have too agree on one thing he should have more then one act like lets take jeffdunham for instence he has loads of puppets with loads of acts but still this guy rocks its funny once but after a few times u lose interest well its my personal oppinion

[dongyongkim]

swans got beef cus im in his hood lol

[ChickenSoup9132]

hes amazing, i want to see if i can find his 30 minute special... because hes hilarious!

[atergandul]

That's not a bird of prey

That's a lawn ornament

lol! Freakin hilarious!

[PJ2040]

This guy's a freakin' champion! HE RULES! Funniest comedian in the world today!

[bassRX87]

I love his impression of a swan at 2:04

[sherifh]

He's hilarious....I met him when I was in L.A. NICEST guy in the world!

[joeisthinking]

omg first comment. i love how this guy talks