Team Fortress 2 - Valve Developer Weapons

[diewwas55]

lol the damage resistance is like 5 times greater

[rpmmelby]

how the hell do you get valve weapons

[Waffleehh]

@rpmmelby working for valve

[omgitsme78]

@rpmmelby work for valve

[MrThemistaken]

HAHA NOOOB is that man

[MrGreen19900]

real? OMG :D

[themrlegoman1000]

2 reasons: premium premiums=adults+some spare money

[LiquidFire89]

@SouthParkFan1221 It was a real valve weapon.

[MrAnooonymmm]

@Humphreyvas or you just download at steam and stop spamming with virus and shit u twat

[22boltmagie22]

ok i thinked the test players of this game got valve weapons

[22boltmagie22]

valve weapons are op = overpowered ... and how to get one?

[wolttere]

@22boltmagie22 be an eployee, developer or unbeliavebly lucky

[Blox5320]

Did you record this with your toaster?

[megabauta23]

@Blox5320 Old joke is old

[Stolemyusename]

that is so fair

[HITMANSPIKE007]

There's some asinine attribute to prove that it was just a copy-paste for the most part:

>dmg take from fire reduced

...

>fire retardant

[bugworrall]

@HITMANSPIKE007 Nah. One means you take less damage from fire, and the other means you don't burn after you're hit with fire.

[twowaygaming]

I have played against one guy with "Valve Black Box". This is pure rape, it shoots rockets like there would be no tommorow!

[Blowaah1]

lol they do exist but only if u got contacts with steam then they allow u to loot like if u got a friend for example robin walker is a devepoler and i got valve rocketlauncher but on my servers ;P

[Eddie3497]

"what the hell is a valve rock launcher?" its rape. pure rape

[TheAviad333]

its not valve its of detecaited servers

if you donate to them they give you this stuff in theyr servers and it disapear at other servers

[js27061]

@TheAviad333 IT IS VALVE S WEAPON! VALVE EMPLOYEES GET IT! IN ANY SERVER!!! IVE SEEN GREEN MARINE IN 3 SERVERS WITH VALVE WEAPONS

[xcallmethebigggx]

I wanna see gabe's ban hammer in action

[robyJoeProductions]

Back then.....THAT BLOOD WAS FUCKIN' MAD!

[OudieStadium07]

Pah! those Valve Weapons are for cheaters ..

[ShadowDragon1492]

basically he's admin abusing

[fedegon96]

Developers ae overpowered.

REMOVE THEM!

[aa1469]

I can't belive that valve suck so much in there own game, that they have to use overpowered weapons -_-

[RedDotRampage]

@aa1469 if you ever made a game, you would give yourself special privileges just for teh lulz

[aa1469]

@RedDotRampage touche

[cdeavin]

@rawr261 you're kidding right? You don't really think that valve BOUGHT steam from somebody else, do you? or that their ownership of steam would effect their own game? You're joking, right?

[rawr261]

another reason valve should have backed off from steam why the f did they have to buy it :(

[ridely700]

@rawr261 ?they made steam fucking retarded 8 yearold

[buffalonyc92]

@rawr261 retard go and die

[Lannnyto]

@rawr261 Uhm...you're pretty dumb..

[Ajoh92]

Good thing you don't see these abominations anymore...

[Fdebijl]

The stats: Damage taken from fire reduced Speedboost when active + 15% Damage done + 150% Clip size + 15% Faster firing speed On hit: -15 health 100% Crits on burning players + 50 Max health on wearer On hit: 5 seconds of 100% crit chance On hit: 30% Chance to slow target Fire retardant

[FERTIZIZ]

this guy takes w+m1 to a entirely new level

[IMFAgent1]

Valves make godly games. They deserve to rape ass in TF2 occasionaly.

[legomario]

aaaaaaahhh(at the end in slow mo

[robloxguy23]

0:12 What the hell is a VALVe rocket launcher?

I freakin' lol'd

[w3mad3l3go]

i had the valve wrench, it was like the golden wrench

[TheWarboy]

are they level 100 wepons or just wepons used by vaulv

[dl123abc]

damn valve never releases content for xbox 360 its all lies i wish i had a pc to play team fortress2

[sashkod]

i want to see a spy backstab a pyro now

[masterofdisaster2k7]

All of the Valve weapons are exactly the same as the normal ones, just re-named, and re-coloured names. They are just there as a show that "I Helped With The Game!"

[ShitboxXx360]

@masterofdisaster2k7

no they are not, stop talking out of your ass, they have special attributes. higher damage etc.

[uzumaki5202]

I think they got tired of getting beated by random ppl so they made those for themselves :3

[Imaginator9]

These weapons were created so you can never beat a valve worker. LOL

[spencerrocks12]

lvl 100!

[italiano453]

its like a modified blackthrower

blackthrower = backburner + flamethrower modified

[TF2PTAka]

100% crits vs BURNING enemies??? we're talking about pyro!!!!

[Xiltix25]

ugghhh its called a test bot,not a Valve employee,Valve employee are everyday players on a server but they arent allowed to go around saying hey im a valve employee,they have profiles just like every other steam users,the test bots are given simple names and are send out to test certain weapons, there is very little control over them

[Xynizzz]

even valve W+M1 :D

[Doom2Guy]

Holy shit, a flamethrower with crits vs burning, that's insane

[TrakMiro]

@Doom2Guy Almost as bad as the rumored Valve PDA. Can't remember where I heard about this, but it supposedly had buildings build almost instantly, sentries would do 80% more damage, teleporters charge instantly, dispensers give 200 metal at a time, but worst of all? This stuff would still work as its being sapped. Funny how this is supposedly the most balanced class-based multiplayer game on the internet. (BTW, the Valve PDA is just a rumor, in the way that it is unknown if it exists.)

[CssHDmonster]

what the hell is valve rocket louncher

[maciekson]

0:17 xD

[MidwayWuzzupman]

I think it goes this way. You get killed by Valve emplyee, you get Valve weapon for the class you are

[ShitboxXx360]

@MidwayWuzzupman

no.

[TheRussellicious]

I wish to get them, can I get them by idling?

[Mozgoed065]

@TheRussellicious lol. You are stupid.

[TheRussellicious]

@Mozgoed065 lmao it's the best trash comeback you can think of with your pea sized brain? oh yes, you are that retarded.

[Mozgoed065]

@TheRussellicious What's your IQ? -5? You can't get DEVELOPER WEAPONS >:O

[TheRussellicious]

@Mozgoed065 what does IQ with video games, you fucking retard? your IQ must be same as 9 year old.

[Mozgoed065]

@TheRussellicious You're retard, if you belive that you can get developer weapons. It seems like you dont even played tf2 or ANY GAMES at all. So STFU.

[TheRussellicious]

@Mozgoed065 Says the guy who judging IQ by video games knowledge. Get a life.

[Mozgoed065]

@TheRussellicious Just STFU and Die

[TheRussellicious]

@Mozgoed065 or what you will do to me, 4chan retard?

[Mozgoed065]

@TheRussellicious I dont wanna waste my time arguing with you. /blocked

[TheRussellicious]

@Mozgoed065 allright give up, retard

[TheRussellicious]

@Mozgoed065 heh you wasting your life for internet, don't seems like you have "something to do"

[memyselfdinges]

@TheRussellicious Ladies and mentlegen, IT'S AAWWNN

[ShitboxXx360]

@TheRussellicious have you ever herped so much you derped ?

[bocodamondo]

valve weapons are strong!!!!!!!!

[striker619k]

err this may be stupid, but what are the demos? The valve demos plz tell me how use them and wat they do

[sergwy666]

he is a valve member

[urclremi]

I once played a valve developer on a 1 on 1. Horrible mistake :(

[CoreMarine]

"What the hell is a Valve Rocket Launcher"

*insert clip (not talking about this one) of Robin Walker (DrunkenFool) killing people with ease along with himself* :D

[animeexpert911]

omg awesome +6 health on hit

[narutouzumakidel1900]

That was some epic W+M1 rush

[Snoops6]

There should be a plugin that allows people on the server to use Valve weapon effects. It could be used for events and such.

[killerrobot1234]

Theres a Facepunch server that has that kind of plugin, its the exact weapons, but you can't find them in your backpack.

[ObeIiskos]

I tried running the .dem file in the description, but it didn't work :\

[iamyou90]

I think its because some engine updates

[ViperSnakeX]

Yeah, every major update old demos break. :\

[Shigami0]

Pity valve removed the effects of the Valve weapons. Would be great to see them used in a game again.

[jakeofyo]

@Shigami0 its one weakness is all classes apart from spys can get killed by a sentry proof at 0:28

[zshobuz]

what does the demo in the description do?

[Taavit]

If you dont belive the video, you can run it yourself on tf2 to see if is real.

[Edie6969]

I was lucky enough to play with one of valve's ppl and his rocket launcher sprayed rockets. Funny as hell. This was a while back though.

[shadowray77]

I wonder if anyone knows that Valve weapons no longer have crazy ridiculous buffs.

[zyllyphic]

sum1 got jarate =]

[Guineapig300n60]

valve deserve weapons like that couse technicly they are gods ...

.. in that game they made the air you beathe the food you eat (in the game) and... whait wot?

oh well they are still gods in that game

[doom032]

What?

[50Dashes]

Seems pretty unfair to me if a Valve employee can have an insanely powerful weapon and then come in to anyone's game, easily beat everyone and get an easy win.

[doom032]

They've been disabled now.

[50Dashes]

@doom032: Good to know. Valve aren't dicks after al.

[kmanmx]

No they havn't. I just saw robin playing in a server i was on, owning everyone with a Valve fire axe.

[doom032]

well they shouldn't be working as in don't have special powers, now they're just for looks. That's what I heard though.

[KodeskiPwnz]

@50Dashes And what about if valve didn't make the game? They made this game for you and they worked hard so they deserve something

[50Dashes]

@KodeskiPwnz: Of course they made the game and I thank them for that. They deserve something but I think making it so that they can come in and ruin perfectly good games is just unfair. Give them a special hat or something but not the ability of fucking up the game that they made themselves.

[MakubekuUrashima]

or special models that just they can use (nice clothed ppls?) we could use that on gmod *awesome smiley*

[pavelcernik]

@50Dashes ummm you know you dont see like a tf2 developer on every game

[50Dashes]

@pavelcernik: But on the occasions that they are, it's not a lot of fun.

[owen1150]

@50Dashes WHAT!? Are you saying that if you saw Robin Walker in a game you would actually care if he killed you 1000000 times? Because to be honest I would be honored to get killed by him, I mean you cant say its unfair, I've played over 1000 hours on TF2 and haven't come across a person with a community weapon or a valve staff member. They hardly play the game. There just having a bit of fun.

[50Dashes]

@Owen1150: You would be honored to get killed by him, perhaps, but would you be honored to get killed by him unfairly with cheap weapons which guarantee that he will win?

[TwinUzis]

I have to agree with him. Like he said, it's a really rare thing, and while I personally wouldn't be "honored" I wouldn't mind, either. I'd think it was pretty funny.

[siimpatico2love]

There's one server (An idle server, hurr durr, where a valve member, whom I don't know the name yet, has killed me many times with the valve huntsman, also, we were on a furry server. :o

[DOOMdestroyer360]

If Valve has weapons like that,I wonder what kind of guns the Announcer and Blu Scout's mom have. XD

[diegopabst]

The sentry saves the day!!!!

[MiketheUser]

Eh That's why I hate VALVE (I mean I love Valve but I hate them xD).... Dunt give cookies to your employees!

[CoatedTrout]

He's effectively griefing.

[ClaytonStaples]

So, here's is what goes on. Valve employees that play can go in and totally fuck up a server with their weapons, causing everyone to ragequit and leave in a matter of minutes.

Way to go , Valve. Way to ruin some people's games.

[Mdude667]

If it wasn't for Valve, those servers wouldn't exist would they?

[ClaytonStaples]

I suppose not. I am talking about this on a server-based level. Not the entire game. Sorry for the misunderstanding

[Mdude667]

Im pretty sure Valve gave themselves all hats right?

[JarodTreParmenter]

@Mdude667

Well they have the power to do anything they want, why not give themselves items?

[Mdude667]

Sure, why not? But if they give themselves the engineer weapons from the next class update, im going to write a very personal and angry letter to them >:(

[gordanbadman]

lol, "What the hell's a 'Valve Rockect Launcher'?"

[desertgod]

and from this day forward, the engie was treated as if he was jesus, for building the bane of the flaming demon...................... Then came spies

[GameFreaks24]

lol holy shit thats awesome!

[oNLYr4Z0r]

I would love to work for Valve one day.

[TheGameTripleH97]

me to..

[TxCxMassacerx]

i do too!

[TheGameTripleH97]

aleerrtt ooooourrrrrrr contrrrrollll pppoinnt haasss beeeeen captureeeeee xD the last one..

[rogan2134]

the weapons were buffed, but lol thats soo kickass

[MEGAtoaster1]

0:11 "what the hell is the VALVE rocket luancher"

[mahler151]

Made me lol.

[PastafarianGud]

Its a normal Rocket Launcher except its buffed the exact same way as the Flame Thrower.

[MEGAtoaster1]

i know i was just repeating what the guy said

[Gigaspine7]

Thankfully, it appears Valve Weapons have had their buffs scrapped in favor of shining.

[Sanorsha]

It's basically valve approved hacking...

[0neLastShot]

im jealous

[Draxis32]

Valve Weapons < Sentry Gun.

ROFL

[Ryukin626]

all valve employee have 938 game. =.=

[grant1146]

how did u get one?!

[360guyftw]

I've played with greene marine before he got kicked by admin cause he was playing civillian. Lawl

[j7x54]

its valves way of causing problems for players, to feel better then them

[Soder96]

100% crit on burning players. They had to sit down at a meeting and discuss ways to make that overpowered, I swear to God.

[kruze1994]

????????????????? WTFFFFFuck ?

[ebayporn123]

not valve devoloper either hacks or modified server :)

[camydoger]

No, it's actually real, check their backpack pages.

[KeyboardMaster12]

He's not hacking neither its a modified server trust me i encountered GreenMarine on a non modified server and he is unstoppable.

GreenMarine is a Valve employee and that's why he has those weapons.

[ebayporn123]

thanks for the confirmation :)

[KeyboardMaster12]

No Problem :D

[SasukAkura]

I saw a guy he had a NORMAL FLAMETHROWER with the name "Community Flamethrower Lvl 100" is that Valve stuff too?

[NeverevenStudios]

It means Valve really liked his contribution to the community, so they gave it to him.

[ultraanime]

there are "normal" weapons "community" weapons and "valve" weapons normal has gray color text community has green and valve has purple, the weapon seen used here is a overpowered valve flamethrower used by valve embloye

[Aeonsumption]

Yes it means they have made a map that has been published by Valve and that is one of their rewards

[TheSporeGA1]

were do you install the dem file?

[FTido]

HAAAAAAAAX!!!!!!

[Caerlean]

OUHR CONTROOL POONT OS BOING COPTOURD

[chalopee]

gahahah its actually on youtube

[Barcode711]

"What the hell is a Valve rocket launcher?"

Wonder what happened to that guy's backpack.

Anyway, yeah, they've been debuffed.

[xL1PEx]

the valve do what now?

[sonick7777]

thats "so" fair

[pepisnazos]

server adress?! O.O!

[horridshrimp2k37]

they have a right to these weapons they made the game u just have to play it so respect there ard work

[bonzot]

haha, nice work sucking their dick

on a serious note, valve have since removed all these OP attributes so these special valve guns now have the same abilities as regular ones

[horridshrimp2k37]

fuck u

[noobman200]

so theres no point downloading it then?

[DesmondTheNinja]

"ard" work?

[InterHalfer]

HAAAAAAAAAAAX

[twilight1138]

These weapons still exist but they are just normal weapons with a purple name, no special attributes anymore. Or so I've heard, I've never actually come across one.

[alex234567891]

as if the pyro wasn't already over powered but come on 100% chance crit vs burning enemys

[HardcoreFlea]

I don't mind that they have such overpowered weapons. It's their right to them and it's funny to see them owning everybody. The chance of ever getting raped by one of them is very slim.

[DerTeufel0707]

But one thing is mean, they punish the idlers and take their hats away and Valve gives themselves overpowered weapons and lots of hats. I bet they don't take the "moral high road" too, lol.

[DerTeufel0707]

Look at the player "Robscuttle" on the backpack examiner. A "Banhammer"... I hope Gabygays isn't serious, lol. 0o Nah jk, but the account Robscuttle is real and you could see the banhammer too, but it's of course a joke. ^^

[ratchet200]

After all of the work Valve put into this game, they decide to have a bit of lulz. I'm fine with that.

[nosedigger]

the people that made the game that I'm getting FREE DLC for have cooler weapons than me!! BAAAAAAW

[FishType1]

pricks

[gll50]

where do you put the file in the download?

[schmor88]

"taking the moral high road"

- valve being moralfags

[VaelVictus]

I'm pretty sure a lot of the valve employees are straight.