Actually, cops have good reason for being colossal dicks, so many people think they're such amazing drivers, having watched to many car chases in movies, and that they have the right to break the traffic laws, and put people's lives at risk. The speed limits exist for a reason, and anyone who breaks them should lose their licences, take the fucking bus and be good to the motherfucking enviroment. Go dickhole cops!
fuck the moron who wrote this script. I have adhd and its incredibly hard for people like me to find work and be just as normal as everyone else, even if this is a joke you sir are a fucktard for going ahead with this performance.
I love the title of this video. It's almost as if society thinks cops have a higher place in society than normal human beings because you "can't speak to a cop this way"
I would love to say all those things, but i usually just say " yes SIR I believe I may have been speeding SIR. I'm very sorry SIR, I didn't know the speed limit and so on... Feed their self image and "usually" they'll give u a break. You cant "outsmart" a cop but u can certainly "outdumb" them.
I AM A POLICE OFFICER: if I was there i would have searched the guys car he is obviously high on drugs, I might have found something and then made the arrest
This is funny, at one time I was the one getting comments like this but now I have a few that I'd like say the same thing to. One thing about this vid is the "officers" uniform is nowhere near close to correct, for one the badge goes on the left chest, always above the heart .
@CGJUGO80 It's the US law, jackass... They have to provide a valid reason (e.g. you were speeding). Even though they are cops, it is illegal for them to stop a random car and demand the driver exit the vehicle without a valid reason. When you exit the vehicle, this makes it legal for the cops to search your car. If there's no reason, say nothing except "If you don't have a reason to stop me, officer, then please let me go about my business." Cops aren't above the law you know...
@MaDMadZ101 I wasn't insulting so there's no need to act so arrogant...here in NY the cops don't follow the law, plain and simple...if they say step out and you don't ...and you don't have a camera rolling? you see what happens
Of course the cop would hit him bc he got told off just like some cops should.
jakelsimon 20 hours ago
Actually, cops have good reason for being colossal dicks, so many people think they're such amazing drivers, having watched to many car chases in movies, and that they have the right to break the traffic laws, and put people's lives at risk. The speed limits exist for a reason, and anyone who breaks them should lose their licences, take the fucking bus and be good to the motherfucking enviroment. Go dickhole cops!
piratsindre17 3 days ago
omg he is raping him!!!
Aggressive46 5 days ago
Actually the cop handled it like a boss, while the moron inside the car was shooting blanks the entire vid. In the end, cop got the last laugh
behemuth 5 days ago
@ello20000 just let it go
MarksmanOfDeath 6 days ago
i really wish someone would actually do this
hailieb3 1 week ago
sheldon wouldn't be apologizing.
piglood 1 week ago
fuck the moron who wrote this script. I have adhd and its incredibly hard for people like me to find work and be just as normal as everyone else, even if this is a joke you sir are a fucktard for going ahead with this performance.
ello20000 1 week ago
Hi there DOCTOR :))
MusicMakeMeFree34 1 week ago
There are 647 cops who saw this..
DSMScharlestondance 1 week ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
agrunder75 2 weeks ago
i really hate the sound it makes when you like a comment.
OMFGitsZACHwtf 2 weeks ago
Roflmao
slippinslidewayz 2 weeks ago
The 647 people who disliked this, are all cops. Lol
FreeWillyStyle2121 2 weeks ago
You forgot the "I pay your salary!" ^^
abenoit722 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos 3
Lol
cissyjane1 3 weeks ago
Hahahaha
NameIsJuiceBox 3 weeks ago
I love the bit at the end 'I said I was sorry!'
Thespeedking0098 3 weeks ago
Hello i have a computer in prison.
Jatsun95 4 weeks ago
sheldon would have known what speed he was going at, but other than that sheldon all over!!!
rawbraww 4 weeks ago
Thats what Sheldon would do xD
2404jayjay 1 month ago
sheldon from the big bang theory ! haha all the way
casthotty1 1 month ago
Ha-ha-ha, foolio is getting a can a whooop-ass opened on him at the end, ha-ha-ha...
tarlcabot462 1 month ago
I love videos that make fun of cops.
brun861 1 month ago
@brun861 And I love the ones where the Cop wins in the end; like this one; like in the real world.
tarlcabot462 1 month ago
H!aaaaaaaaa
tski007 1 month ago
Lol did you fuck up at some point and are holding a grudge?
nickyjoe60 1 month ago
Omgsh someone else actually thought this was Sheldon from the big bang theory...now I don't feel like an outcast :D
walkerroe1 1 month ago
haha i love this
so true
StreetSkate2009 1 month ago
The top comments are the same
What a coincedence?
megagamer82 1 month ago
cops 1... tool 0 lol funny video though
n2bracing2 1 month ago
this video is faker than your girlfriend's orgasm
heyafnan 1 month ago
you r a complete retard sr.
kfgoodskater 1 month ago
hahaahhaaaaaaaaa thiii s hiaaaaaaaaaaaaaious
floridagirl17ily 2 months ago in playlist random stuff:)
is this fake?
najsbajsmedmajs 2 months ago
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godkilla789 2 months ago
I love the title of this video. It's almost as if society thinks cops have a higher place in society than normal human beings because you "can't speak to a cop this way"
derek12593 2 months ago
Big Bang?
ultramander 2 months ago
THIS IS COPIED
VERYevilVIDEOop 2 months ago
attractive..... i think not.
bloodbathssss 2 months ago
Artificial and Homosexual
RapAndChopin 2 months ago
@RapAndChopin stfu....
bloodbathssss 2 months ago
@bigboybenion ya but it's still funny.
Scotts1315 2 months ago
cops suck
broman1761 2 months ago
This is fake
bigboybenion 3 months ago
Tell that to a cop in real life and for sure you'll get laid.
MrFacebookAdict 3 months ago
*fap fap fap* Oh What are you doing? *fap fap fap*
BaconSword 3 months ago
Borserline retarded.
Aw3someOpZ 3 months ago
@Aw3someOpZ yes. borser.
hany259 3 months ago
this is the guy from. man in the box
TheRussianGamer93 3 months ago
sounds kinda like Sheldon from the Big Band Theory
oilersforthecup31 3 months ago 2
I would love to say all those things, but i usually just say " yes SIR I believe I may have been speeding SIR. I'm very sorry SIR, I didn't know the speed limit and so on... Feed their self image and "usually" they'll give u a break. You cant "outsmart" a cop but u can certainly "outdumb" them.
deek907 3 months ago
Officer: Get out of the car sir
Funny driver: okay but i dont know what else to talk about
boom boom OW WHAT ARE YOU DOING BOOM BOOM BOOM
darkkiler99 3 months ago
633 people are cops
petah333 3 months ago
OFFICER: "Son, do you know why I pulled you over?"
DRIVER: "Ah, because you made C's in high school?"
stopstickers 3 months ago
sheldon from the big bang theory
stergler 3 months ago 47
@stergler improbable. sheldon dosent drive
turpinstien 2 months ago
That's mean shelden
MsIpod101 3 months ago
Must be related to Sheldon Cooper!
bombersrulz 3 months ago
fake and gay
TheSpUrOs21 3 months ago
@TheSpUrOs21 Thanks a lot because he was off the subjec tan dnot being right and being stupid.
12pinky1 3 months ago
at the end cop put his words into action, soooo love it.
NitinRai21 3 months ago
LOL!!!!!
ptisreallighting 3 months ago
YEA THE STORY OF 90% OF ALL COPS. FUCKING PIGS FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
danielapope40 3 months ago
@99angelis99 lol I agree
JStrickland4496 4 months ago
the driver kinda reminds me of sheldon from big bang theory
99Angelis99 4 months ago 93
@99Angelis99
Sheldon doesn't drive...
kitajcekjohn 4 weeks ago
@99Angelis99 Flash :D
sGTI94 2 weeks ago
so what if its fake? movies are fake too
noxrifle 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory???
theirishmaniac08 4 months ago
he sounds like the guy from clerks
npolzkill666 4 months ago
this is fake this is to good cameraangle
farrix101 4 months ago
@farrix101
REALLY IT'S FAKE?, are you retarded it's obviously fake.. lmao
wilduhhh 4 months ago 3
@farrix101 naw dip faggot
SuperSoldier4Freedom 4 months ago
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@farrix101 naw dip faggot
SuperSoldier4Freedom 4 months ago
Anyone have the script
for this???
salzmancreek 4 months ago
Lol, i guess he was introduced to the night stick and was NOT so small after all LMAO!!!!!!!!
ayshia2u 4 months ago
i always talk to cops like this
efrain669 4 months ago
Thumbs up if you watched 'Woman Blocks Taser Shot With Baby' after this xD
CHURCHISAWESUM 4 months ago
these companies are doing themself as disservice by pissing me off having to watch their vids so that I wont buy their damn products.
gringolazlo 4 months ago
I dont get the option to skip adds anymore...
jefro2020 4 months ago
i got my black shirt on...
FilthyMcNasty88 4 months ago
Seananners is that you????
Icanhazzawesome 4 months ago
this is what happens when dr. cox gets pulled over
CrazyKraut20 4 months ago
Was that guy wearing a allentown police uniform?
CETRONIA331 4 months ago
i watched the commercial & skipped the video.
june057 4 months ago 2
fag
assistantto007 4 months ago
this is so stupid
streakfire2001 4 months ago
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@streakfire2001 much like you
liamdudeeee 4 months ago
you people are dipshits...... good for you making a fake video
level5warlock 4 months ago
i love what he says about his childhood
jessi90123 4 months ago
if i was the cop i'd just write him a huge ticket and call him a faggot
MyOscarMeyerIsOnFire 4 months ago
i did this once, the cop let me go, and thought i was right, he was like this cop
rocketman5989 5 months ago
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rocketman5989 5 months ago
looks and acts like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory thumbs up if you agree?
stewartl925 5 months ago
GREAT NOW I GOTTA LOOK FOR NASIONDEVASIONS QUESTION!
SKAProductionsCrew 5 months ago
I AM A POLICE OFFICER: if I was there i would have searched the guys car he is obviously high on drugs, I might have found something and then made the arrest
fastback100 5 months ago
@fastback100 Not without a warrant!!!!! HAHA
shidiggityba 5 months ago
@shidiggityba You don't need a warrant to search a car. -_-
GPMSharpCommand 5 months ago
@GPMSharpCommand Yes You Do
ReadWipedInBlue 5 months ago
@ReadWipedInBlue Uhh, no you don't... an officer can search a vehicle but the driver/owner of the vehicle has to agree to let them do it.
GPMSharpCommand 5 months ago
@GPMSharpCommand I Know That, But Who Would Let A Cop Search Their Car? Thats A Violation Of Your Rights
ReadWipedInBlue 5 months ago
@ReadWipedInBlue Well, if you had nothing to hide... I would let an officer search my car because I don't have anything to hide. :)
GPMSharpCommand 5 months ago
@GPMSharpCommand
They might not have anything to hide, but you might have something to place.
SIngli6 1 month ago
@SIngli6 How the hell did you even find my comment, lol, I couldn't even find it.
GPMSharpCommand 1 month ago
@GPMSharpCommand
I move in mysterious ways.
SIngli6 1 month ago
If only I had the balls to say this to a cop =~=
XxXxR4YR4YxXxX 5 months ago
he sounds like sheldon from the big bang thoery, lmfao
MrKaileb 5 months ago 2
lol lard ass and pork chop or w/e... its late get off my back -.-
onelaststand1 5 months ago
press 4 and then 5
suvesiil 5 months ago
I'm so glad this was sent to me!
AnimeJunkey71 5 months ago
the cop probably didn't understand a word of what he was saying, only presumed he was being a smartass
code641 5 months ago
NO REACTIONS Y OK HERE GOES CLASSIC
jony2jack1 5 months ago
fuck the police if your not down with than fuck you 2 fuck all of you
deano509 5 months ago
taze
hoopman77777 5 months ago
lol
hoopman77777 5 months ago
Why couldn't they have realized that you're borderline retarded?
steelcagechaos1 5 months ago
i got lost
wakaflocka901 5 months ago
Never be honest,lesson learned
rockinrodney5000 5 months ago
Fakest fake video ever
nasiondevasion 5 months ago
@nasiondevasion no fucking shit.
KingQuickscoping 5 months ago 15
@nasiondevasion Are You Retarded? Yes Its Fake, But Does That Make It Not Funny?
ReadWipedInBlue 5 months ago
Commenting!
MrBoondaba 5 months ago
ahahhaha. omfg. sir lard ass xD
Vampy663 5 months ago
so true... so true
pensa00 5 months ago
the angle changes prove that it's fake, but nevertheless it's really funny
DiggeLibbe 5 months ago
The cop beat him with his oversized dick.
IN YOUR FACE.
benaji261 5 months ago
hahaha punching womems funny XD
area51cobos 5 months ago
What happened to freedom of speech?
bliss38 5 months ago
I tried this.
(didnt see "not" in the title when I watched it.)
MrSmileyNumber1 5 months ago
im with the cop on this one..
levitan71 5 months ago
skip ad in 5...4...3...2...1 *clicks ad almost as fast as the speed of light*
B3ASTGIRLS921 5 months ago 78
@B3ASTGIRLS921 i use ad block plus that actually works
TheComputerMaster 4 months ago
American humour has got to be the shittest in the world EVER
jonjones20143 5 months ago
@jonjones20143 nah, you probably didn't understand some of the bigger words he was using.
TheSuperBaller1 5 months ago 3
@jonjones20143 You're a complete idiot. I hope you're very proud.
jethrodassam 5 months ago
attractive slender people lol
JAMCTV 5 months ago 2
LOLOLOLOL
TheSuperBaller1 5 months ago
LOL
DanAndLeon 6 months ago
he sums it up so eloquently
jaimegriffin 6 months ago
hahahahhaaha
lando9386 6 months ago
trolololol
xivox94 6 months ago
I LOVE this video!!! Hilarious!!!
rob25910 6 months ago
HAAAAAAAAAAAAX
MrFailcam 6 months ago
So, only approx. 600 cops have viewed this, obviously.
Tarfy 6 months ago
BAZINGA
MistaHahn117 6 months ago
is this in canada?
SuperUnknownaccount1 6 months ago
5 stars
Mr65c10 6 months ago
he reminds me of sheldon from big bang
mxrocks1000 6 months ago
veerrryyy funyyy!
cfrenchist 6 months ago
never more truth was spoken
TheNumber1songwriter 6 months ago
very nice!
saloei 6 months ago
this is fucking awesome!!! lololol
SBulletproof 6 months ago
SHORTLY : PROBLEM'S OFFICER
dttemek 6 months ago
Bad Apology:
1. ‘I’m sorry you feel hurt by what I have done.’ ( You are not really wanting to put medicine on the wound)
2. ‘I apologize for what I did, but you also need to apologize to me for what you’ve done.’ ( You really wanting an apology and not asking for one).
Proper apologies have three parts:
1. What I did was wrong.
2. I feel badly that I hurt you.
3. How do I make you feel better?
-- Randy Paush
arul20 6 months ago
I wish I could post this up to all the fucked up cops!
999124999 6 months ago
the guy in the car is probably right which is why the cop beats him up haha
pakourmasta226 6 months ago
win
weweallthewayhome 6 months ago
he sounds like that guy from errr what it called...oh yea 'the big bang theory'
PPPPWNAGE 6 months ago
soooo fucking dumb
muffintops94 6 months ago
This is funny, at one time I was the one getting comments like this but now I have a few that I'd like say the same thing to. One thing about this vid is the "officers" uniform is nowhere near close to correct, for one the badge goes on the left chest, always above the heart .
SuperEvilmonkey88 6 months ago
You don't have to step out of the car if you don't want. They have to provide a reason for you to do so.
MaDMadZ101 6 months ago
@MaDMadZ101 you try that...before you open your mouth you'll get ripped out and doggie piled
CGJUGO80 5 months ago
@CGJUGO80 It's the US law, jackass... They have to provide a valid reason (e.g. you were speeding). Even though they are cops, it is illegal for them to stop a random car and demand the driver exit the vehicle without a valid reason. When you exit the vehicle, this makes it legal for the cops to search your car. If there's no reason, say nothing except "If you don't have a reason to stop me, officer, then please let me go about my business." Cops aren't above the law you know...
MaDMadZ101 5 months ago
@MaDMadZ101 I wasn't insulting so there's no need to act so arrogant...here in NY the cops don't follow the law, plain and simple...if they say step out and you don't ...and you don't have a camera rolling? you see what happens
CGJUGO80 5 months ago
all hail Sir Porksalot
Zero123xXx 6 months ago
funny as ... some cops deserve this , & think they can ponce around on a power trip.
WeAskThePeople 6 months ago
yess!!!!
batosai1985 6 months ago
The audio doesn't match up with his mouth movements.
kjw21411 6 months ago
im so going to say this to a cop
amusment666 6 months ago
Owned!!!!!
roasdirector 6 months ago
@donwest420 great spoken hahaha but I think the poster was not so serious about it like i think he is
roasdirector 6 months ago
@roasdirector like u think he is I meant
roasdirector 6 months ago
Tool
SuperCuth 6 months ago
So let me apologize on behalf of all the small, slender, beautiful people like me.
HannahandTobi 6 months ago
lol!
reshiram21 6 months ago
I would talk to a cop like that
gonzalezryan24 6 months ago
the only video in youtube that says the real TRUTH...
fm3081 6 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING IDIOT
BOOKOFELI2012 6 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK!happend to youtube without kaptcha(the letters you copy to post a comment)
videodesignerz 6 months ago
lol tipical american who cares about everyone: mental retards, small dick ppl, gays and pedophiles. u stupid idiots
yvgenimalkin71 6 months ago
@yvgenimalkin71 How ironic calling someone an stupid idiot when you spelled "Typical" wrong, get off the internet and go study.
Floarti 6 months ago
@Floarti yeah? u go study ur grammar "aN stupid" lmfao at least i dnt write like an immegrant, or in ur case id would be: "like A immigrant"
yvgenimalkin71 6 months ago
@yvgenimalkin71 Well Ive been in america for 2 years Im from poland So yeah : ) so whats your excuse? :(
Floarti 6 months ago