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  • NOOOOOO, I'm imagining it! AHHHH!

  • @Mogley52 You idiot the entropy argument comes from the much abused Four Laws of Thermodynamics. Those are ONLY applicable to heat transfer in CLOSED systems. The universe, sadly for your argument, is not a closed system. Nor does your entropy arguments have to do with heat transfer (the THERMO in thermodynamics.)

  • Holy mother of nothing. This was one of the funniest creationist fails I heard in my life and I thought to assume that so called "evolutionists" believe that humans evolved from rocks could not be topped. Silly me assuming that human stupidity is not bottomless...

  • A cockroach 18 inches long? Yeah it's called FALLOUT

  • How would an 18 inch cockroach even get in somebody's cabinet?

  • Hahahah this is like a Monty Python skit

  • If this guy is a doctor, why are there still patients?

  • @cbooth2004 lol!

  • what a kent

  • Fucking christ on the cross I mountain dew just covered my keyboard and monitor when I heard the nostril catching on fire shit. Just....words....my brain.....owwwww

  • I wanna breath fire.. *starts hyperventilating* *passes out*

  • i thought lying was a sin? why does every creationist "scientist" fucking lie. and they're not even good lies, if you're older than 20 months how could you believe this shit? flaming nostrils... fuck...

  • Creationists really are the scum of the Earth.

  • Oh my fucking Thor (or which god you actually believe in)! Why was god so cruel to the dinosaurs and let their nostrils catch fire?

  • Dragons aren't real? But Animal Planet had a mockumentary about it a fews years ago.

  • @HimesInu Exactly! I get my information on God and ancient aliens from History channel documentaries! If they're on History channel, they must be true!

  • I FUCKING LOVE YOU! SUBSCRIBED!

  • Its weird to me to hear these guys with British accents talking about measurements in inches and feet instead of in the metric system, hehe.

  • if someone brings up this crap about breathing quickly sets your nose on fire just tell them to test it. if they don't you say it's false then and if they do you get the joy of seeing someone looking really stupid

  • The end was priceless.

  • By far Potholer's funniest work. A gem.

  • @kanojo1969

    Lol. The comedic style reminds me of Monty Python a bit.

  • I don't HAVE to imagine it .you gots pictures....gawrsh

  • God I fucking love British humor.

  • if dragons could breath fire they would die from it.

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  • Flaming...nostril....OUCH! I thought the brain did not have any abilty to feel pain.  I need some acetaminophen.

  • @490er None of it does, it's the cries of desperation as even the religions majority of the world grow more and more moderate.

  • Can you imagine creatards ever learning how to think? Well, just because I can imagine it, doesn't mean it's ever going to happen.

  • Monty python + High-Pitch voice + Fake experiments = WIN

  • Probably the funniest video on youtube.

  • Ball park figure, you would need to breath about Mach 5 in order to ignite... Of course your nose would shock wave at mach 1

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA

  • Paleoanthropologist Lee Berger in 2008 found the full form fossils of 2 primates. They were dated 2 million y/o. They are clear evidence of transitional fossils. They have the qualities homo Erectus and Primate. Small brain, long arms and smaller human like hands. New Species: Sadiva. They've been casted and dispersed throughout the scientific community. They are being studied and verified by hundreds of paleontologists, biologists and anthropologists. Here is 100% undeniable proof.

  • @paramattic70 1 evidence isnt proof, but evol has a lot more.

  • thanks for mentioning that Serge Gainsbourg song.. been a long time since I gave it listen :)

  • lol, can you imagine that?

  • There was a time period where insects were rather large(not necessarily this large), MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO. Which would still make this a creationist fail.

  • @jimmyphonghater first off , yes they were this large only due to the fact that insects sizes are only limited by the amount of available oxygen in the atmosphere since (and this was mentioned in the video too) they take oxygen in through their skin. Insects are one of the few organisms which function in this way so we would still have had "normal" sized other forms of life and giant insects (and of course the Dinos).

  • pardon me while i burst into flames....

  • This was superb. I tip my hat to you, sir. 

  • can you imagine that.

  • Okay, I'm back and I told the nostrils on fire story to one of my friend who's a biology student and she had a mental blue screen of death...

  • Nostrils on fire? NOSTRILS ON FIRE!? I don't believe it; I finally found something so stupid that even a facepalm won't do...

  • @kalajel What about the picard double facepalm?

  • @fraglimat Only the Picard double facepalm while doing the Picard maneuver and following the Borg sphere in the temporal anomaly would suffice for that.

  • I fucking LOVE how you talk to these people in that high pitched voice!

  • Ugh... Why do creationists even bother with science. Just why...

  • @ChainsawVsGod Well, they don't really, since they have no clue what fact or logic means, except for the pounding headache they get when trying it.

  • But, but....The Flintstones is Historical Docu-drama-comedy !!

  • OMGosh!!! I was giggling like a schoolgirl though out the entire video. *Subscribe*

  • just for info, the Mkele-Mbembe mentioned in this vid was discovered to be a species of dwarf rhino, oddly enough, this was discovered by zoologisits using the ground breaking technique of showing pictures of animals to the pigmys and seeing which one they pointed at and said thats a Mkele-Mbembe, with that stunning piece of eye whitness testimony, its pretty clear the Mkele-Mbembe is a Rhino, not a dinosaur.

  • Does he ever explain how a flood is supposed to have changed the atmosphere and removed a large percentage of the planet's oxygen?

  • @GregJPreece oo, he doesnt explain that, but hes on the wrong track anyway, before the ice age floods, there was a lot more ozone due to biomass. Experiments have shown that creatures that grow in an environment with a highly protective ozone layer grow much larger and live much longer due to added protection from the suns rays. There is a documentary vid on youtube about.

  • Is he confusing horestails and cattails? Because there is a big difference (like confusing a sponge and a starfish level of difference). I have heard of the former and never of the later.

  • 59 people hit the dislike button? Can YOU IMAGINE that?

  • @logsdonj This is the best comment on a video i have seen in a long time. LOL

  • @logsdonj but there's no f~*%$g carbon in it!

  • @logsdonj Probably the creationists who disagree with the creationists who came up with these insane claims. You know, because creationists aren't all carbon copies of eachother, just like scientists aren't all agreeing with eachother on every single scientific theory ever conceived.

  • @logsdonj I can't a imagine that! Don't ask me!

  • @logsdonj

    No! I can't imagine that!

  • @logsdonj

    NOOOOO

  • @logsdonj that would frighten the life out of me!

  • OH MY GOD! With the nostrils catching fire, my jaw hit the floor!

  • Just makin' shit up for jesus! Luv it!

  • Oh geez, listening to that song made my pubes AND nostrils spontaneously combust. 

  • the start to this vid just made me laugh .... great job :) !!!!

  • Notice how this guy said the dinosaurs' nostrils are not ADAPTED to a low oxygen environment? cough

  • To this day I still laugh hysterically whenever I hear him say their nostril caught on fire. Even though I watched this multiple times and I know its coming, it still catches me off-guard to hear something that absolutely bat-shit insane come out of someones mouth with such a serious, grave, deadpan tone...

  • Please try not to make these videos so damn funny. Listening on my headphones at work and laughing out loud are a bad combination.

  • Holy shit. Religion is silly as it is, but creationism is bat-shit CRAZY.

  • I was eating a skittle and I choked on skittle-saliva when he said their nostrils would catch on fire.

  • Richard Kent, Kent Hovind, Ken Ham, Kirk Cameron... Something about the letter ''K'' makes people retarded.

  • Mrs Anne Elk (Miss). You have a new theory about the brontosaurus.

  • hahaha, good one, thanks for the video 

  • At 4:09 I facepalmed so quickly that my hand caught on fire. I guess that proves the existence of wizards?

  • My brain. My poor brain.

    I recommend having 4:05 - 4:11 be reclassified as "cruel and unusual punishment".

  • Wow. Well done sir. I laughed so hard my nostrils got a little toasty.

  • hearing these guys reminds me of a dump i took the other day.

  • Nostrils catching on fire from breathing too heavily. I have never heard that paticaular bit of nonsense before.

  • Hilarious, absolutely hilarious potholer54, i don't know about a tortoise but you can see a leatherback seaturtle, aren't those like 12foot or fairly close to that?

  • wow! this guy is a douch....frikkin creationalists!!!!!!

  • Don't make me imagine that. Soooo funny!!!

  • can you imagine that?

  • Wait! Wouldn't the humans have been in proportion to the bugs? Then the bugs would have been proportionately the same size they are today.

  • I've had five glasses of wine... and I'm still caught agape by his theory that tiny nostrils would catch on fire.

  • The best so far. Thanks Peter Hadfield. Thadfield.

  • I paused at 4:15 and laughed for about three minutes straight.... I can't breath.... OH NO MY NOSTRILS WILL CATCH ON FIRE!!!!!!

    hahahahahaaaaaa....

  • ok let's get this straight, God creates dinosaurs, God floods earth, flood reduces oxygen in atmosphere, dinosaurs die due to lack of oxygen therefore God killed the dinosaurs!?

    Wow God's a grade A prick

  • Haha love it!

  • Fuck me, I haven't laughed this hard since I was 7 and pissed myself at school.

  • It's not only awesome science, it's awesome comedy. Thanks, Potholer54, for making my life better!

  • Wow, those evolutionists are stupid, aren't they?

  • @thechessstick ....... i hope your joking, fucking incest redneck.

  • lol'd hard

  • Whenever I need a laugh because I am depressed, I just watch one of these videos and I feel better.

  • @cloudstone123 Really? They always rather depress me.. that people are this ignorant.

  • @TheKab112 It makes me feel better because I can see a 'doctor' trying to make this argument and realize that even if I had gotten that educated and spent thousands of dollars doing it, I could still be just that stupid. I don't feel like I wasted time on what I did instead.

  • This world would be so much more fun if creationists were right!

  • How does a cockroach that is 18inch long get into the cupboard underneath my kitchen sink in the first place??? Perhaps God put it there???

  • @sweetmikser Why did you put the video "Atheist and Darwinist Logical FAILS" in this video response and then block comments? If your going to try and challenge atheism with every straw man you can pull out your hat don't you at least want some kind of response? Or are you afraid that every argument you make would be torn to pieces and blocking the comments is the only thing stopping that. Based on your comments to Potholer54 your research is non-existant, ignorance is the only argument you have.

  • @mancno1 I know this one,Because the first rule of being a creationist is to embrace censorship with all your heart,Then proceed to shutout and ignore any and all comments exposing your incorrect statements.

    If you've done the following you are now certified to be a creationist.

  • @MonTag666 :)

  • Let this video be an inspiration to all rational medical students, just remember when times get rough, this guy did it

  • @Mogley52

    - it is entirely plausible that replicating entities can come to exist through chance. Even if very unlikely it only needs to happen once before they will become more and more numerous.

    - what is the aim of your Mars argument? Are you anticipating the discovery of life on Mars and ensuring that this isn't taken to disprove creationism? There are plenty of existing reasons why creationism is an invalid theory- you should focus on those.

  • @Mogley52

    Wow, you're annoying.

    - Einstein didn't believe in God- any quotes where he mentions God is using it as a personification of nature.

    - the only limit to evolution is time. Species can become divided for many reasons- physical incompatibility (great Danes and chiuauas), natural divides (earthquakes/floods) or simply migration.

  • "Spontaneous combustus nostrolie" lmfao XD

  • Very Monty Python-esque

    Good video regardless

  • @sol3a1 you say that like its a bad thing!

  • @vertigo0331: Not at all now go away or I shall taunt you for a 2nd time!

  • @Mogley52 Maybe over the course of millions of years, You will evolve in to shit flinging masturbating monkey. And you don't think we came from primates. WE HAVE NO CHOICE LEFT BUT TO INSULT YOU. Tell God to tongue my balls!

  • 0:56

    "Well that's what the fossil record actually shows"

    "I don't care"

    This sums up something...

  • You had me until you mentioned reindeer I know for a fact Rudolph is real this past Christmas I performed a scientific experiment.I went out hunting brought the deer home strung it up and painted it's nose red and told the kids no Santa this year i got Rudolph,after being chased around with pitchforks and crosses i can say flying reindeer are real.

  • @Mogley52 get a life and take your fucking bible and role it into a dildo and shove it into ur ass. Dont take up the whole fucking comment section with ur uneducated presumptions, dont go making up quotes and saying stuff that you really have no idea about, quoting einstein, thats a million years too early for a creationist. The 'quote' that you are using can be the same for God, did he come out of my ass and make the universe? or was it the invisible unicorn in my backyard?

  • @chuckn0rris100 roll*

  • @Mogley52 But the beginning is not your God. There is no way to prove that. I can say that an alien named Ted accidentally created universe after blowing his apartment while trying to make beer. You cannot disprove it since you and I weren't around during then but I know it happened since Ted told me in a dream and I have faith. You have your crazy ideas and I have mine. But other religions have their own ideas on the universe's origins and you cannot prove any of them wrong either.

  • NATURAL SELECTION DOESN'T PRODUCE ANYTHING. It can only "select" from what is produced that has survival value. If a variation occurs that helps a species survive, that survival is called being "selected." That's all it is. There's no conscious selection by nature. It's a passive process. Natural selection is a figure of speech. The term itself is a tautology. Natural selection only operates once there is life and reproduction, not before. Read my article: HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM.

  • @Mogley52 RETAAAAAAARD

  • I HAVE GIVEN OVER A DOZEN LECTURES defending scientific creationism before evolutionist science faculty and students at colleges. At the end, I would open up for questions, comments, rebuttals. The science faculty, for the most part, was silent. They knew enough science to understand what I was saying was true. Some in the science faculty offered tricky rebuttals and I successfully answered them. It's those who don't know enough science that I've found the most challenging to convince.

  • Did he really say hard breathing cause fire...???

    Well less sex then.

  • bloody hilarious xD

  • another great video, lmao

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  • @Mogley52

    Peer revwied material or GTFO.

  • @Mogley52 Your stupidity is overwhelming. Before you comment on evolution perhaps you should read a book or 10 so you have at least some understanding of what evolution is. Species didnt one day have no organs etc then the next spontaneously started evolving some. They already had basic methods of staying alive(eg photosynthesis) and over time their vital systems etc became more complex and efficient. It's also the evolution within species that leads to new species being formed

  • @hawkins1905

    I think Mogley52 is a bot. He spams the same message on every video.

  • Aside of the the obvious hilarious and ridiculous bit about spontaneous nasal combustion (and the fast that nasal passage size doesn't have THAT much of an impediment on breathing; just look at elephants...), the obvious flaw seem to be this:

    ... What did the flood do to get rid of all that oxygen, exactly?

  • This was absolutely hilarious. Thumbs up.

  • Theist's exist to believe in, and spread lies. What other purpose do they fulfill? Remember the good old days when dinosaur bones were placed by Satan to make us think that the world was older than 6-7000 years? Why can't they just accept the truth, instead of making themselves look stupider every time science forces them to rethink their beliefs? Understanding is so much easier with the Imaginary Skyman and religious indoctrination out of the equation.

  • I'm still pissing myself at this video over 4 months later. Thanks again!

  • I wish we still had the star rating because this would have definitely earned about 10 :) Made me actually Laugh out Loud!