Sheesh She Needs To Get Some Dick I Bet You She Wont Be So Upset All The Time LoL And Going Thru Each Man One At A Time I Dont Think She Can Do It Because There IS ALLLLLWWWWAAAAYS SOME CRAZIER THAN YOU ARE!!!!!!
sorry, posting from a phone, but yes, near as i can tell, her wish is to find a man that loves her truely, deeply and uncoditionaly. which, given that we're talking about a guy that can treat time-travel and raising the dead like a trip to the corner store, that he fails is even more depressing, non?
Hello everyone! I'm from Russia and actually I'm a big fan of TM. And I think that TM: Black is the best series in all Twisted Metal franchise yet (IMHO). It's really, true amazing game!
But I just want to know one thing, because I'm going to edit Russian Wiki article dedicated to TM:Black character's wishlist. So I need to know what exactly was her real wish anyway: just to get married or to find a true love? As I understand it, the marriage (wedding) itself was not her real goal, right?
I have a x girlfreind like this and she is a curse i tried everything in the book to get rid of her but she has the mentality of this spectre character. She is the biggest mistake of my life. She has freinds and she stalks me everywhere i go daily. When i got a new girlfreind she flipped and snapped. I have to admit ive met crazy women and ive handled them very well but this x wont go away and ive met my match. Her freinds are like stalking soldiers to her to keep watch on me as well. Crazy!
This is what made Black such an awesome game. Every character had psychological issues, and combined with the hella-dark atmosphere, it's one fucked up game.
I can relate. I'm in college, trying to make a better life for my future family (knock on wood). My friends are settling down and marrying into mediocre lives, while I keep my nose to the grindstone. And not too many girls want to date a broke college student, so all I can do is watch in jealousy. Honestly. Mary doesn't look THAT bad. I'd date her, minus the whole "insane" part.
Bloody Mary is a cool character and all, but there's something about her that doesn't fit Spectre... then again, Spectre's drivers except for 1 and Small Brawl never fit the car.
ok honestly...i have to say....this makes guys a little afraid of girls when they see this.....NEVER break a girls heart......im serious.....they can be like this....
There's a Midtown city code against engaging in a high octane demolition derby armed with rocket launchers and miniguns with the hope of winning one wish that is not burdened by the constrains of reality? Wow! Those cops are efficient.
Crazy bitch
Tuchiee 2 days ago
SICK AWSOME
DyErHD 6 days ago
this is sick as fuck
Kroatowa 6 days ago
lol this story is about her craving for some dick
jveezy18 1 week ago
Shes hot
Num1Zombieslayer 2 weeks ago
More like twisted mental
SuperQwerty1235 2 weeks ago
iii will never love you :) LOL fucked up
jeremyelkins100 2 weeks ago 2
Is it bad that i like her und she turns me on?
BloodMurcielago 2 weeks ago 2
i find this easy to masturbate to.
fanboysgirlfriend 3 weeks ago
I bet she's great in bed.
DiplomaticMagic 3 weeks ago
Scary
LanegraDel 3 weeks ago
This is fucked up Yo.shits crazi
werenotthesame27 3 weeks ago
BROS BEFORE HOES BITCH!
GTFO!
Venim85 4 weeks ago
Callypso should have married that bitch lol. Crazy goes with crazy...
c130herk1966 1 month ago
That was super creeping
mokde67 1 month ago
This looks like Toy Story for the mentally FUCKED.
1Kurt9Donald9Cobain4 1 month ago
She doesn't look like the type for a one night stand to me. Might get clingy.
therealMrA 1 month ago
I'd fuck
walkwithme 1 month ago
Meh, i'd still do her.
TheSilentSeries 1 month ago
whats the music playing at the beginning?
1mnmfan 1 month ago
Spectra, Sweet tooth, Doll Face and Raven were my favorites of Twisted Metal Black.
ZombiesRUs11 2 months ago
@TheDemonMann Fuck that! I WAS MARRIED TO ONE LIKE HER!!!!!!!!!
antark1 2 months ago
Would i tap that ? O3o
Arctyc12 2 months ago
Sheesh She Needs To Get Some Dick I Bet You She Wont Be So Upset All The Time LoL And Going Thru Each Man One At A Time I Dont Think She Can Do It Because There IS ALLLLLWWWWAAAAYS SOME CRAZIER THAN YOU ARE!!!!!!
TriggaTyLoso19 2 months ago
I don't get this at all...
>:3
N0tS0Funnyl0l 3 months ago
As Chris Tucker would say.. : ''We could have been a good couple, we could have had something special........... but you one Crazzzyyy ass bitch!!''
killall159 3 months ago
Ill take one for the team!
Tattoo8732 3 months ago
She needs to get laid BIG TIME!
deutschbag1000 3 months ago 22
Footage of a real hand grabbing a knife! 2:46
Gengar10000000000 3 months ago
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I feel sorry for her.
TheKCure 3 months ago
It's kind of strange for her to compete in a contest with her dress like that.
And It's probably be best not to piss her right off.
FallingCyrax 3 months ago
ooooooo??? what is isn't?
newgirlcool 3 months ago
o god i went out of full screan at the end and she said "my price charming is out there and i'll *goes out of full screen* f him
TheChrislikespie 4 months ago
guys if u c this bitch looking at u run !!!! run !!!!!
kwtpoliceman 4 months ago
This girl would be the bell of the ball on PlentyofFish.
Wasserkaktus 4 months ago
2:35 lol fail laugh
oWnzerpwnzer 4 months ago
chopper pilot: " you are in violation of city code 4432. step out of your vehicle and surrender peacefully."
spectre: "MARRY ME!!"
cyrokinetik 4 months ago 2
Oh God please don't come near my house!
NgJackal1990 4 months ago
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NgJackal1990 4 months ago
By the way, it's one of the creepiest and at the same time coolest cutscenes in the game! Awesome! Just awesome!..
P.S. And sorry for my English, please.
R3dT3st 4 months ago
@R3dT3st Your English was fine. :p
hacksign5 4 months ago
sorry, posting from a phone, but yes, near as i can tell, her wish is to find a man that loves her truely, deeply and uncoditionaly. which, given that we're talking about a guy that can treat time-travel and raising the dead like a trip to the corner store, that he fails is even more depressing, non?
TheOblivionMan 4 months ago
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R3dT3st 4 months ago
@TheOblivionMan Yes, totally agree. And thanks a lot for reply.
R3dT3st 4 months ago
Hello everyone! I'm from Russia and actually I'm a big fan of TM. And I think that TM: Black is the best series in all Twisted Metal franchise yet (IMHO). It's really, true amazing game!
But I just want to know one thing, because I'm going to edit Russian Wiki article dedicated to TM:Black character's wishlist. So I need to know what exactly was her real wish anyway: just to get married or to find a true love? As I understand it, the marriage (wedding) itself was not her real goal, right?
R3dT3st 5 months ago
I WANT TO F*CKING MARRY THAT WOMAN
(I just wish she was real...)
DrEmo14 5 months ago
This reminds me of my ex
Crazyzoza 5 months ago 2
thumbs up if u think bloody marys ugly
supergalval 5 months ago
*dating
EminemFan202 5 months ago
Hey Mary, ever heard of dsting websites? Sheesh!
EminemFan202 5 months ago
um what exactly was she supposed to learn from calypso doing this seems like there should be a moral for her
57guesswho 5 months ago
..Set up an E Harmony account or something..
InnerCityX 5 months ago 23
o.o Desperate much?
devilsasuke93 5 months ago
I'd so tap that crazy ass. She reminds me of Carol, the girl who likes getting choked in that show, Archer.
riceball23 5 months ago
@riceball23 You certainly are a trooper.
VIOLATER9000 3 months ago
Hard to to believe in PAL reigons they remove the cutsenses
ryanwashere21 6 months ago
Moral of this story, never say i will never love you to a chick, she will fuck you up
lilchiko29 6 months ago
Maybe if she stops being such an asshole, she maybe find her true love.
FordEbest777 6 months ago
....she should have found her way into the kitchen and made us a sandwich....
crazykid901532 6 months ago
@crazykid901532 ahhahahahahahhaha
gotthkid2 5 months ago
Calypso found a very lucky man.
EmEriiCA69 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Like some say "Some kill in the name of love"
asianangel1228 6 months ago
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asianangel1228 6 months ago
I feel bad for her. She's not even ugly,
MechaKameleon 6 months ago
I think just like her! =D
elffy66 6 months ago
Lesson learned.
ILike2MakeStuff1432 6 months ago
O.o wow that is creepy as shit......note to self background checks on ALL the women i meet >.>
MrHornyboy2000 6 months ago
LOL This vid makes ya think next time you're thinking about picking up some girl at the bar.
Beerbo0711 6 months ago
haha not even brain surgery can change a guys mind of her xD
megastupidkids 6 months ago
y doesn't calipso just marry her they would be perfect for each other
MultiGamers4life 6 months ago
@specterkev how come every game has the same scenes, every game of thisis the exact same thing except the girl
TheJustinec27 7 months ago
Bitch crazy xD
Boredmgoprao 7 months ago
@TheDemonMann
every b!tch can act!!
JayXbunny 7 months ago
These TMB videos are really interesting. Thanks for posting them.
unicron8 7 months ago
Is this a video games cuz I bet ppl won't buy it. It's stupid!
TheJustinec27 7 months ago
@TheJustinec27 These are the storys behind the characters, its the cut screens, its a pretty fun game though despite how fucked up it looks.
tsadrummer 7 months ago
It's actually a rather old video game. It sold very well and got really good reviews. In fact it was in the running for Game of the Year.
McLovinYourMother 7 months ago
@TheJustinec27 Twisted metal is n amazing game with a strong fanbase.
specterkev 7 months ago
Wrong answer,fucker.
AloneDBY 7 months ago
Bitch chill out
littlegino10 7 months ago
@Mscoolnerd123 im asking why was she upset that the bouquet was thrown to her??
1mnmfan 7 months ago
@1mnmfan I'm guessing she thoguht she was teasing her with it.
specterkev 7 months ago
Where can I find the music at the beginning?
UniversalLimbo 7 months ago
why was she upset that Kristen threw the bouquet at her??
1mnmfan 7 months ago
not looking in the mirror tonight
grimevilmanson 7 months ago
poor mary!
malihardi 7 months ago
can you imagine if you would have that car with all that stuff
:D
Tranquilize06 8 months ago
I have a x girlfreind like this and she is a curse i tried everything in the book to get rid of her but she has the mentality of this spectre character. She is the biggest mistake of my life. She has freinds and she stalks me everywhere i go daily. When i got a new girlfreind she flipped and snapped. I have to admit ive met crazy women and ive handled them very well but this x wont go away and ive met my match. Her freinds are like stalking soldiers to her to keep watch on me as well. Crazy!
Jamie19805 8 months ago in playlist twisted metal black
@Jamie19805
Two words man: Restraining Order
KatsuyaKaibaChan 8 months ago
@Jamie19805
if your girl friend is pretty then why not fucking her every day?
q8altair12 7 months ago
Thats what you get for offering someone on Craigslist a erotic massage (ME!)
WeaponizedMilkshake 8 months ago
that's a great idea, saying "I...will....never...love...you" to your killer Girlfriend !!!!
Donnyl1994 8 months ago
did no one tell her about this thing called eHarmony?
venomclown1134 8 months ago
@venomclown1134 she lives in a damn asylum....but i kno what you mean
Fenixfire081 8 months ago
She`s pretty, but completely crazy. I don`t scare easily, but she creeps me out.
Dragonoid256 8 months ago
thats one crazy bitch
TheColtrevolver 9 months ago
The dude Spectre from TM2 was better.....
MastahChief101 9 months ago
I freakin love this game... Back in the days I played and played non-stop. And Spectre was my favorite character.
4evertheanimelover 9 months ago
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mugenrider754 9 months ago
"i...will..never..love..you." rofl
deion20011 9 months ago
Her 'Fat, ugly body' has the same dress size as Spectre.
thewarriors124 9 months ago 70
@thewarriors124
Funny, I was going to say the same thing!
legodude9078 7 months ago
@thewarriors124 You mean the same size as Mary. When you say Spectre it sound like you're saying she's as big as the car. XD
MechaKameleon 6 months ago
@MechaKameleon DO NOT DEFY MY EXCELLENCE!
thewarriors124 6 months ago
@thewarriors124 Too bad, I just did. :D
MechaKameleon 6 months ago
@MechaKameleon I'm gonna touch your genitals whilst you sleep.
thewarriors124 6 months ago
@thewarriors124 I see you there in my window. I suggest you stay out there 'cause I sleep with one eye open and a loaded shotgun next to my bed.
MechaKameleon 6 months ago
can i have your number? i lost mine
ninjaturtle205 9 months ago
I was right. Most girls are evil!!
CarnEvilCrazy 9 months ago 4
creepy
xXGhostChuyXx 9 months ago
This is actually really fuckin scary
mablabin14 9 months ago
yeah ill hit it
Rodrigo00 9 months ago
This bitch is the reason I keep a weapon on me at all times!
ChrisWensink 9 months ago 64
@ChrisWensink yea and i never sleep because of her
jakfang5 6 months ago
Holy Shit!
ShyDeathKitten666 9 months ago
why was she upset that kristen threw the bouquet at her??
1mnmfan 9 months ago
i guess anyone who look at her will automatically reject her even if she beautiful XD
Gameviewer100 9 months ago
it should've had just married on her car scratched out
FALLOUT3514 9 months ago
single woman.....they are scary
zolevokpk 10 months ago
she should of married the guy in the helicopter lmao
ftanknewandimproved2 10 months ago 2
the truth hurts
lemejiapablo 10 months ago
yooooooooooooo shes lost her mind
jjkillerx 10 months ago
jeez.....the byotch is crazy
CKatlyn 10 months ago
shes so hot though
zrectnat 10 months ago
but but im a man oh noooooooooooooo
IceBrawler6 10 months ago
this is some next level game.
KingNasrify 10 months ago
Damn she's crazy and I like her character 8)
d3vilcat2004 11 months ago
These stories are incredibley cinematic, considering this game is 10 years old it still looks great.
bladerunner7100 11 months ago 3
Ur family
theQtipzz 11 months ago
to be honest because of this it makes me be careful on who i date
sageninja123 11 months ago
crazy ass bitch, look at another girl the wrong way and your ass is grass
sageninja123 11 months ago
If they consider adding new characters in the upcoming TM game, I would hope that Bloody Mary is a black widow who thinks men are total pigs.
silvergir89 11 months ago
@silvergir89 that's actually a cool twist...
TheToxicRadio 11 months ago
This is what made Black such an awesome game. Every character had psychological issues, and combined with the hella-dark atmosphere, it's one fucked up game.
Naroon201 11 months ago 4
I Will Never Love You ! xD
jojozlolz 11 months ago
is it wrong that when she axed the man it turned me on
Binerycode 11 months ago
@Binerycode its very wrong.
ShabooMaster 11 months ago
Schoolyard bullies and their victims.
TheCornCobbers 11 months ago
Wow she sounds like my ex.. a little too much like her.
GhostinBlue330 1 year ago
Quick..somebody fuck her before she kills us all
eftultima 1 year ago 7
Someone owes me a steak and a beer
Aurocheli 1 year ago
I think she's a fucking crazy psycho
lola29569 1 year ago
@lola29569 you can say that agoed
zsewq55912 11 months ago
whoever could handle her pms would deserve a steak and a beer
fiveguypeanuts 1 year ago
i would be happy to be wit her. i would love her and cuddle with her every night
DeeznutsFYC 1 year ago
She's soooo cool!!!
SuperDynamiteGirl 1 year ago
@SuperDynamiteGirl No she isn't. I know someone like this who is on meds.... She is NOT cool.
thespecter2 1 year ago
I use her and she's fucking cool!
scarlethangel 1 year ago
This bitch is crazy lol
Cali2VA 1 year ago
that was so funny shit when the boy pushed her and how she killed the girl :)
TheVictoria123ful 1 year ago
if you marry she will take "death do us part to a whole" a whole new level and its best not break her heart either if you know what I mean.
LilSoul88 1 year ago
Bitches be crazy
5minlatecomebacks 1 year ago
lol Anyone notice how epic the characters and their story are but it has barely any connection with cars destroying each others?
JunDageki 1 year ago 4
well if she wants someone to fuck im always here......
dukeyxxyz 1 year ago 2
She is beautiful.
alsip84 1 year ago
Makes me wanna buy a PS2 again just to play twisted metal black once more. >:D
tarman20 1 year ago
crazy bitch
biggybeast1 1 year ago
@shizydarkvamp damn, you have the advantage of knowledge
loki1mister2 1 year ago
Bloody Mary=PMS at it's best! I wonder how she got her name -.-
kittykittymeowmeow19 1 year ago
@shizydarkvamp oh shit dont call bloody mary, shel puke blood all over your room
loki1mister2 1 year ago
"Even if I have to go through each and every man. One at a time!"
*Covers Crotch*
dogzilla0578 1 year ago 6
fuck
atwax 1 year ago
Talk about desprate
ilovegarfeld47 1 year ago
every player kill calypso jajajaja xD!
metanig 1 year ago 3
wow what a bitch
UnitedFan821 1 year ago
Too late!
mattman154 1 year ago
i think i heard nelson in the background
Hypastpist 1 year ago
oh wow she is gone to kill me to nite ahhhhh not scared
putyourhandsup01 1 year ago
I can relate. I'm in college, trying to make a better life for my future family (knock on wood). My friends are settling down and marrying into mediocre lives, while I keep my nose to the grindstone. And not too many girls want to date a broke college student, so all I can do is watch in jealousy. Honestly. Mary doesn't look THAT bad. I'd date her, minus the whole "insane" part.
BlackFox0911 1 year ago
Bloody Mary is a cool character and all, but there's something about her that doesn't fit Spectre... then again, Spectre's drivers except for 1 and Small Brawl never fit the car.
RoseRedWrath 1 year ago
ok honestly...i have to say....this makes guys a little afraid of girls when they see this.....NEVER break a girls heart......im serious.....they can be like this....
123NickelBoy 1 year ago
Lol The Voice Remindsss me of The Bride Of Chucky N Also How She Got Blood all on her dress lol
MzAphrodite16 1 year ago
haha maybe she should've just gone on craig's list or eHarmony.
XxSystemofaEricxX 1 year ago
There's a Midtown city code against engaging in a high octane demolition derby armed with rocket launchers and miniguns with the hope of winning one wish that is not burdened by the constrains of reality? Wow! Those cops are efficient.
MrExilo 1 year ago
i wuz gonna do my own continuation of it, but i lost it now
a7xenigma 1 year ago
that last line was kinda sexy
boogyfunker12 1 year ago
.. she coulda just asked adam the clown from dead rising or randy from dead rising 2..... :\
boondockschop30 1 year ago
Fuck..Im a man. =/
760ArcAngel 1 year ago
Crazy bitch.
That about covers it,.
ChicoEdge 1 year ago 5
Wow
lola29569 1 year ago
I hope your happy I have to fuck her every night.
EcstasyDavid 1 year ago 62
Wow. Mary is really taking the cake in the wedding. LOL
FordEbest777 1 year ago
dayum...... anyone know her cel? :P
DengrayKai211 1 year ago
That was the worst rhyme ever. It should have been:
"Mary Mary quite contrary
You're one crazy ass bitch!!"
DeadlyNoobSaibot 1 year ago