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  • Crazy bitch

  • SICK AWSOME

  • this is sick as fuck

  • lol this story is about her craving for some dick

  • Shes hot

  • More like twisted mental

  • iii will never love you :) LOL fucked up

  • Is it bad that i like her und she turns me on?

  • i find this easy to masturbate to.

  • I bet she's great in bed.

  • Scary

  • This is fucked up Yo.shits crazi

  • BROS BEFORE HOES BITCH!

    GTFO! 

  • Callypso should have married that bitch lol. Crazy goes with crazy...

  • That was super creeping

  • This looks like Toy Story for the mentally FUCKED.

  • She doesn't look like the type for a one night stand to me. Might get clingy.

  • I'd fuck

  • Meh, i'd still do her.

  • whats the music playing at the beginning?

  • Spectra, Sweet tooth, Doll Face and Raven were my favorites of Twisted Metal Black.

  • @TheDemonMann Fuck that! I WAS MARRIED TO ONE LIKE HER!!!!!!!!!

  • Would i tap that ? O3o

  • Sheesh She Needs To Get Some Dick I Bet You She Wont Be So Upset All The Time LoL And Going Thru Each Man One At A Time I Dont Think She Can Do It Because There IS ALLLLLWWWWAAAAYS SOME CRAZIER THAN YOU ARE!!!!!!

  • I don't get this at all...

    >:3

  • As Chris Tucker would say.. : ''We could have been a good couple, we could have had something special........... but you one Crazzzyyy ass bitch!!''

  • Ill take one for the team!

  • She needs to get laid BIG TIME!

  • Footage of a real hand grabbing a knife! 2:46

  • It's kind of strange for her to compete in a contest with her dress like that.

    And It's probably be best not to piss her right off.

  • ooooooo??? what is isn't?

  • o god i went out of full screan at the end and she said "my price charming is out there and i'll *goes out of full screen* f him

  • guys if u c this bitch looking at u run !!!! run !!!!!

  • This girl would be the bell of the ball on PlentyofFish.

  • 2:35 lol fail laugh

  • chopper pilot: " you are in violation of city code 4432. step out of your vehicle and surrender peacefully."

    spectre: "MARRY ME!!"

  • Oh God please don't come near my house!

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  • By the way, it's one of the creepiest and at the same time coolest cutscenes in the game! Awesome! Just awesome!..

    P.S. And sorry for my English, please.

  • @R3dT3st Your English was fine. :p

  • sorry, posting from a phone, but yes, near as i can tell, her wish is to find a man that loves her truely, deeply and uncoditionaly. which, given that we're talking about a guy that can treat time-travel and raising the dead like a trip to the corner store, that he fails is even more depressing, non?

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  • @TheOblivionMan Yes, totally agree. And thanks a lot for reply.

  • Hello everyone! I'm from Russia and actually I'm a big fan of TM. And I think that TM: Black is the best series in all Twisted Metal franchise yet (IMHO). It's really, true amazing game!

    But I just want to know one thing, because I'm going to edit Russian Wiki article dedicated to TM:Black character's wishlist. So I need to know what exactly was her real wish anyway: just to get married or to find a true love? As I understand it, the marriage (wedding) itself was not her real goal, right?

  • I WANT TO F*CKING MARRY THAT WOMAN

    (I just wish she was real...)

  • This reminds me of my ex

  • thumbs up if u think bloody marys ugly

  • *dating

  • Hey Mary, ever heard of dsting websites? Sheesh!

  • um what exactly was she supposed to learn from calypso doing this seems like there should be a moral for her

  • ..Set up an E Harmony account or something..

  • o.o Desperate much?

  • I'd so tap that crazy ass. She reminds me of Carol, the girl who likes getting choked in that show, Archer.

  • @riceball23 You certainly are a trooper.

  • Hard to to believe in PAL reigons they remove the cutsenses

  • Moral of this story, never say i will never love you to a chick, she will fuck you up

  • Maybe if she stops being such an asshole, she maybe find her true love.

  • ....she should have found her way into the kitchen and made us a sandwich....

  • @crazykid901532 ahhahahahahahhaha

  • Calypso found a very lucky man.

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  • I feel bad for her. She's not even ugly,

  • I think just like her! =D

  • Lesson learned.

  • O.o wow that is creepy as shit......note to self background checks on ALL the women i meet >.>

  • LOL This vid makes ya think next time you're thinking about picking up some girl at the bar.

  • haha not even brain surgery can change a guys mind of her xD

  • y doesn't calipso just marry her they would be perfect for each other

  • @specterkev how come every game has the same scenes, every game of thisis the exact same thing except the girl

  • Bitch crazy xD

  • @TheDemonMann

    every b!tch can act!!

  • These TMB videos are really interesting. Thanks for posting them.

  • Is this a video games cuz I bet ppl won't buy it. It's stupid!

  • @TheJustinec27 These are the storys behind the characters, its the cut screens, its a pretty fun game though despite how fucked up it looks.

  • It's actually a rather old video game. It sold very well and got really good reviews. In fact it was in the running for Game of the Year.

  • @TheJustinec27 Twisted metal is n amazing game with a strong fanbase.

  • Wrong answer,fucker.

  • Bitch chill out

  • @Mscoolnerd123 im asking why was she upset that the bouquet was thrown to her??

  • @1mnmfan I'm guessing she thoguht she was teasing her with it.

  • Where can I find the music at the beginning?

  • why was she upset that Kristen threw the bouquet at her??

  • not looking in the mirror tonight

  • poor mary!

  • can you imagine if you would have that car with all that stuff

    :D

  • I have a x girlfreind like this and she is a curse i tried everything in the book to get rid of her but she has the mentality of this spectre character. She is the biggest mistake of my life. She has freinds and she stalks me everywhere i go daily. When i got a new girlfreind she flipped and snapped. I have to admit ive met crazy women and ive handled them very well but this x wont go away and ive met my match. Her freinds are like stalking soldiers to her to keep watch on me as well. Crazy!

  • @Jamie19805

    Two words man: Restraining Order

  • @Jamie19805

    if your girl friend is pretty then why not fucking her every day?

  • Thats what you get for offering someone on Craigslist a erotic massage (ME!)

  • that's a great idea, saying "I...will....never...love...yo­u" to your killer Girlfriend !!!!

  • did no one tell her about this thing called eHarmony?

  • @venomclown1134 she lives in a damn asylum....but i kno what you mean

  • She`s pretty, but completely crazy. I don`t scare easily, but she creeps me out.

  • thats one crazy bitch

    

  • The dude Spectre from TM2 was better.....

  • I freakin love this game... Back in the days I played and played non-stop. And Spectre was my favorite character.

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  • "i...will..never..love..you." rofl

  • Her 'Fat, ugly body' has the same dress size as Spectre.

  • @thewarriors124

    Funny, I was going to say the same thing!

  • @thewarriors124 You mean the same size as Mary. When you say Spectre it sound like you're saying she's as big as the car. XD

  • @MechaKameleon DO NOT DEFY MY EXCELLENCE!

  • @thewarriors124 Too bad, I just did. :D

  • @MechaKameleon I'm gonna touch your genitals whilst you sleep.

  • @thewarriors124 I see you there in my window. I suggest you stay out there 'cause I sleep with one eye open and a loaded shotgun next to my bed.

  • can i have your number? i lost mine

  • I was right. Most girls are evil!!

  • creepy

  • This is actually really fuckin scary

  • yeah ill hit it

  • This bitch is the reason I keep a weapon on me at all times!

  • @ChrisWensink yea and i never sleep because of her

  • Holy Shit!

    

  • why was she upset that kristen threw the bouquet at her??

  • i guess anyone who look at her will automatically reject her even if she beautiful XD

  • it should've had just married on her car scratched out

  • single woman.....they are scary

  • she should of married the guy in the helicopter lmao

  • the truth hurts

  • yooooooooooooo shes lost her mind

  • jeez.....the byotch is crazy

  • shes so hot though

  • but but im a man oh noooooooooooooo

  • this is some next level game.

  • Damn she's crazy and I like her character 8)

  • These stories are incredibley cinematic, considering this game is 10 years old it still looks great.

  • Ur family

  • to be honest because of this it makes me be careful on who i date

  • crazy ass bitch, look at another girl the wrong way and your ass is grass

  • If they consider adding new characters in the upcoming TM game, I would hope that Bloody Mary is a black widow who thinks men are total pigs.

  • @silvergir89 that's actually a cool twist...

  • This is what made Black such an awesome game. Every character had psychological issues, and combined with the hella-dark atmosphere, it's one fucked up game.

  • I Will Never Love You ! xD 

  • is it wrong that when she axed the man it turned me on

  • @Binerycode its very wrong.

  • Schoolyard bullies and their victims.

  • Wow she sounds like my ex.. a little too much like her.

  • Quick..somebody fuck her before she kills us all

  • Someone owes me a steak and a beer

  • I think she's a fucking crazy psycho

  • @lola29569 you can say that agoed

  • whoever could handle her pms would deserve a steak and a beer

  • i would be happy to be wit her. i would love her and cuddle with her every night

  • She's soooo cool!!!

  • @SuperDynamiteGirl No she isn't. I know someone like this who is on meds.... She is NOT cool.

  • I use her and she's fucking cool!

  • This bitch is crazy lol

  • that was so funny shit when the boy pushed her and how she killed the girl :)

  • if you marry she will take "death do us part to a whole" a whole new level and its best not break her heart either if you know what I mean.

  • Bitches be crazy

  • lol Anyone notice how epic the characters and their story are but it has barely any connection with cars destroying each others?

  • well if she wants someone to fuck im always here......

  • She is beautiful.

  • Makes me wanna buy a PS2 again just to play twisted metal black once more. >:D

  • crazy bitch

  • @shizydarkvamp damn, you have the advantage of knowledge

  • Bloody Mary=PMS at it's best! I wonder how she got her name -.-

  • @shizydarkvamp oh shit dont call bloody mary, shel puke blood all over your room

  • "Even if I have to go through each and every man. One at a time!"

    *Covers Crotch*

  • fuck

  • Talk about desprate

  • every player kill calypso jajajaja xD!

  • wow what a bitch

  • Too late!

  • i think i heard nelson in the background

  • oh wow she is gone to kill me to nite ahhhhh not scared

  • I can relate. I'm in college, trying to make a better life for my future family (knock on wood). My friends are settling down and marrying into mediocre lives, while I keep my nose to the grindstone. And not too many girls want to date a broke college student, so all I can do is watch in jealousy. Honestly. Mary doesn't look THAT bad. I'd date her, minus the whole "insane" part.

  • Bloody Mary is a cool character and all, but there's something about her that doesn't fit Spectre... then again, Spectre's drivers except for 1 and Small Brawl never fit the car.

  • ok honestly...i have to say....this makes guys a little afraid of girls when they see this.....NEVER break a girls heart......im serious.....they can be like this....

  • Lol The Voice Remindsss me of The Bride Of Chucky N Also How She Got Blood all on her dress lol

  • haha maybe she should've just gone on craig's list or eHarmony.

  • There's a Midtown city code against engaging in a high octane demolition derby armed with rocket launchers and miniguns with the hope of winning one wish that is not burdened by the constrains of reality? Wow! Those cops are efficient.

  • i wuz gonna do my own continuation of it, but i lost it now

  • that last line was kinda sexy

  • .. she coulda just asked adam the clown from dead rising or randy from dead rising 2..... :\

  • Fuck..Im a man. =/

  • Crazy bitch.

    That about covers it,.

  • Wow

  • I hope your happy I have to fuck her every night.

  • Wow. Mary is really taking the cake in the wedding. LOL

  • dayum...... anyone know her cel? :P

  • That was the worst rhyme ever. It should have been:

    "Mary Mary quite contrary

    You're one crazy ass bitch!!"