Rudolph the Red Team Pyro

[realwaluigi]

hey, fuck off. Pyro is not useless. There are GOOD, EXPERIENCED Pyro players out there who know what they are doing.

[astradamuspl]

@realwaluigi Pyro is useless and you don't change this W+M1 more.

[GuyWithChainsaw666]

playing as Pyro isn't that simple. You have to know how to move to get close to enemy and when take a shotgun and shoot someone when he is burning and shit. also Pyro is great cure for spies. It's funny how everyone think Pyro is a class for morons when they just don't know how to play as a pyro

[eightball6219]

This ladies and gentlemen comes from a player who knows nothing of a Pyro's true potential (getting past the W+1), lol

In all seriousness this was great. Very catchy

[Meowabunga]

I CAN'T WINK.

[Dar3dmag3]

He isn't useless if you can Problast or Axetingush properly.

But yeah, this pretty much sums up yor average Pyro :c

[PoptoasterJr]

@Dar3dmag3 What? Did you delete your comment or something? I still saw it in my inbox, and to be honest, I really didn't get what you were trying to say there. Something about Medics being useless in TFC? If that was the case then I can only assume you've never played TFC.

[Dar3dmag3]

@PoptoasterJr

Yeah I deleted.

And I haven't played TFC - I played the original Quake mod thou.

I was more or less making a joke, then realized It came out wrong and deleted it :C

[PoptoasterJr]

@Dar3dmag3 Weird, wonder why it still shows up in my inbox? Oh well.

[Dar3dmag3]

@PoptoasterJr

Because it's still in YT'd Database, case they need to see what I had commented it.

"See All" to see my removed comment :3

[PoptoasterJr]

Play TFC, then we'll talk about a useless Pyro class.

[MrMapacheumr]

sorry but i didnt like how the pyro was totally humilliated *votes down*

[beastson]

LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS WELL DONE.

[GuyWithChainsaw666]

68 ppl who disliked, didn't reed the description

[pyromancingking]

how dare ye my youtube name was inspired by the pyro class in team fortress two.

[Greatdictator]

in the hand of a pretty skilled player no class is useless....and they pyro is no exception.

[zev007]

haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate.

[Rascus75]

Okay, I'm terrible at TF2 in general and I'm particularly bad as a Pyro... but it's still my favorite class. Haters gonna hate :]

(Oh, and I'm not F2P either)

[hianedae]

i burn your asses for this ¬¬

[Renzin]

Lol good vid and lol at the top comment by PhunnyNeon, just shows how many people don't read descriptions.

[diegoM027]

It's obviously a joke. Pro W+M2 Pyros are seriously overpowered; They can reflect any projectiles that come at them. It's very hard to reach that level of skill with the pyro, though, but it's like giving a pyro a rocket launcher, a grenade launcher, a huntsman, and a sentry rocket launcher.

BUT, there was a time I was a W+M1 pyro and I switched to medic and became MVP xD

[beanwithbacon]

To say TF2 is competitive at all is just laughable.

[stiven23]

@beanwithbacon probably because you are wasting your time in public games?

[beanwithbacon]

@stiven23 nah, more so because I come from years and years of playing QWTF and TFC. Both games are far more complex i terms of team strategy and both take much more raw skill than TF2 does. The first 2 games in the series were just better. Removing the movement from the game and the nade jumping and the not re adding the grapple back to make up for it just made it a much more predictable game.

[stiven23]

@beanwithbacon you say that TFC is more complex then TF2 in terms of team strategy and raw skill, allow me to retort.

TF2 has 6vs6 combat which consists of 2 scouts 2 soldiers 1 demo and 1 medic, scouts report enemy movement, take control points, and manage to kill key opponents. while medic is overhealing everybody.

compared to TFC which is 5vs5 everybody is soldier and demoman,which is already takes out the team play.

TFC has more skill then TF2? not entirely

[stiven23]

@beanwithbacon TF2 soldier has rocket launcher that need reloading after 4 rockets, so

he needs to think carefully about spending his rockets.

now comparing that to QWTF, thanks to bunny hopping and hyper speed engine, the QWTF soldier does need to reload, so he just spams rockets till he hits something.

and saying that saying that TFC having more "raw skill" then TF2 means you probably refer to the bunny hopping, which is as easy as surfing.

[buk1237]

I actually do very well as a pyro so this video leaves me thinking "the fuck?"

[TheGroup67]

true story

[EndlessDubstep]

It's funny because I manage to get top of the scoreboard 90% of the time as a pyro with equally amount of kills as assists with putting out teammates and helping out engis with spies. Shame on anyone to call Pyro a useless class.

[hawkeye611]

@EndlessDubstep Pyro in competitive play is by a fair margin, the least used class.

I wouldn't call him "useless" though, as he is a viable option in plenty of situations. It's just he's outdone by other classes.

[99shurikens]

otherwise pretty cool

[99shurikens]

this video would be cooler if you used the voices of the players to sing the song.and when they shouted out in glee,after they say that have the thing say "victory"

[Jerryle3]

"the most useless class of all?"

that's not a a sniper

[sunboy128]

I don't want to sound butt-hurt or anything.

But why the Pyro? the Pyro seems like anythibg but useless.

[sunboy128]

@sunboy128

Aw crap, i misspelled "anything"

[ecruz747]

Some people can't take a joke.

[MrBored4ever]

i'm pretty sure pyro's account for 60% of all my deaths

[DJdingoroo]

:( but i like being useless

[Arcademan09]

dont know about THIS guy, but when i go Pyro, i fucking destroy EVERYTHING

[99008761]

cevo rofl whatajoke.

[kdcomics]

oh! your a spy i get it now!

[SmashingVeteran]

Was going to retort this until you said "competitive."

[ramirezthesilvite]

That's bullsh*t! Pyros kill everything at all times through the end of time!

Funny video though :P

[sneakybadger]

agreed. the lack of an airblast. makes it useless in a "team" game in my opinion.

[TheFormidibleDan]

Since when is a faceroll easy class as useless as you say?

[DiamorsX]

This guy obviously does not know the power of a pyro.

[ChiefSlapaGit]

But....the new weapon is op.

[CobaltBW]

@ChiefSlapaGit It's not OP, it just has an incredibly straight skill curve.

Against people that aren't experienced, skilled, or don't pay attention, it's incredible. In competitive it's basically useless.

[ChiefSlapaGit]

@CobaltBW then how do u beat it?

[CobaltBW]

@ChiefSlapaGit You shoot at him, lol. Seriously, he has no airblast and limited range; if you catch him out in the open and his charge meter isn't full, then he's a goner.

[monomono7]

Think of it this way: Both teams love the Medic, he helps his team stay alive AND is ridiculously easy to kill for the other team WIN-WIN!

[Caldorix]

The fact the joke has gone over just about everyone's head is baffling, great video though. Definitely look forward to more creations like this.

[dorko4u]

So many dumb people in the comments. There are no flaws in this vi-

... "Solider"? pffft bahahahahaha

[MechanicalPie]

i thought useless pyro was gonna have the Phlogistinator and then he didn't become useless for the team during 0:54 . would've been better.

[Jstar300]

Well the comments here show that no one read the description before spewing out retardation.

[dragonmatt5]

the true most useless "class"? Any noob who thinks any class is "useless" Every one has perks to use, when played right, so trying to marginalize any class shows that you don't have a clue what the hell you are talking about and haven't played the game long enough or against skilled enough opponents to appreciate that. Saying all pyros m1 is like saying soldiers only rocket spam, just the sign that you play with pubs and your opinion is worthless here.

[daredork]

Jesus people, chill and take the hardly offensive joke as men.

[DISSIDIAcosmos]

hmm... i guess that my Face-Melting Backburner must not have over 1000 kills if pyro is a useless class... hmmm

[MetalMario1337]

@DISSIDIAcosmos

oh, because running around holding m1 is ridiculously difficult to do.

[MechaEmperor7000]

You the same Thomas who knows Sachiepon?

[ReptileGamer]

This has inspired me to go play backburner pyro.

[LadyAllegra55]

Pyro useless? Which is why I was a MVP with the most points of anyone on a server last night...for three map changes? Oh yeah I must be playing a "USELESS" class...

[machinimater]

and what happened After he switched to medic on red they say blues small team gained three spies that day!

[PhunnyNeon]

I'm guessing you're the kind of person who gets killed by a lot of pyros in TF2 and can't handle it. lol

[FamilyGuy998]

@PhunnyNeon I'm guessing you're the kind of person who doesn't understand jokes

[PhunnyNeon]

@FamilyGuy998 >I'm taking this seriously

[narckiller002]

@PhunnyNeon You should youtube comments are serious business.

[solisvictor1991]

@PhunnyNeon 175hp and no movement speed penalty,hard counters 1 class and can counter/hard counter soldiers,demo and rarely huntsman.the highest dps in the game even beating a heavies considering his extreme mobility in comparison and stun effect.

An instant kill melee along with sniper capabilities,and with the introduction of the new Phlogistinator.He now becomes an uber charged,quickfix ubercharged,kritzkrieg ubercharged night mare in one package.So in short I hate your attitude and comment.

[TwiiKuu]

Sad but true ;~;.

[MrDopple]

I live for that one ambush that is done right... when I jump the entire enemy team, igniting them in a blaze, burning down two, three sometimes four of them before going down. But even as I die, laughing like the pyromaniac I am, I smile knowing that for that one brief moment, all those doubts they had about the Pyro go up. They go up in flame..

[ObadiahtheSlim]

Pyro is only really good for spy checking. Scout or spy are better and ambushing. Heavy and demoknight are better at close quarters skirmishing.

[Meckyrulez]

faved and subscribed

[monomono7]

Honestly I can never play as Pyro. It's far too easy to win when playing as it, takes the fun out of everything.

[TheUberRed]

@monomono7 You are one smart individuell

[Hadeseffect]

I use to think 'pyros are useless' just like you, but then i took a Flare-Gun to the knee.

[diazhungi]

"WAAAAH WAAAAH W+M1 NOOOB! GO PLAY AS OTHER USEFUL CLASS NEWB!" what the fuck guys? I'm a pyro, it means I set people on fire, not shooting people with a shotgun!

[Zarnon7]

lol sitting pyro

[MexicanAxeMurderer]

It would be good if it was a sniper.

[endingitallinc]

@MexicanAxeMurderer say that when im one-shotting your heavy XD

[filipus1000]

Sniper is way more useless than Pyro.

[Swedexplosion]

Unfortunately, Rudolph joined as the BATTLE MEDIC.

[ganjalf27]

I get your point. But still, for calling Pyro "uselless" you should get hudda-hmph-huh! And coal;)

[Jstar300]

you mis-spelled soldier in the beginning, just incase you can go back and fix it.

[TheLovemonster8]

hey fuck you man. pyros are a great class

[TheRyaib]

NO WAI MANG HAVE YOU SEEN A PRO PYRO AIRJUMP?

BEST CLASS GOTY 2011 SEE YOU IN DA AMMOMOD.

[MegamaXX500]

lol, ive never had a scout outrun me, thats what my detonator is for

[luvhair255]

100 spys like this video.

[kdcomics]

fuck you! i speak for all pyros when i say, we are not useless! if you disagree, then have fun with all of the spies. you dick!

[derpa3]

this video wouldn't be necessary if valve didn't keep messing around with the pyro, this is also disturbingly similar to my tf2 experience, apart for the useless part

[TOSSIELaSALAD]

lololololololololololollololoo­lololollooll I LOVE U!

[ddd8828]

it's funny because granary is one of most common maps for 6v6 teams to run pyro

[DatHarry]

It's funny because the pyro can be the most versatile class when played well.

[Querymonger]

@DatHarry Most versatile is always gonna be Soldier, but Pyro is indeed an extremely useful class when used properly.

[sbeaudry2]

Quit bitching, it's a good video.

[ZombieMonkey7]

So pyros are useless, but snipers are kredit to team? Sure whatever

[mooman1080]

I guess the person who made this song never saw a good pyro. Oh well.

[dorko4u]

@mooman1080 I played the game for 2 years and never saw a good pyro. hyuck hyuck

[mooman1080]

@dorko4u So? Good pyros are rare, but they're out there.

[AlfredX1990]

I saw what you did at 0:54

[IrregularToaster]

What makes me more pissed offis everyone citing the Axtinguisher in Pyro's tools that make him useful, when it's not actually all that useful against decent players.

[tentacrab]

enjoy your spies

[dudewithmorepants]

And on that day, the happiest spy was born...

[Ionilas]

I think it depends on the type of person who uses Pyro, whether they're useless or not.

Get someone will skill, you can take down a Heavy with a good ol' puff and sting.

W+M1er noobs do cause havoc and butthurt, however.

[CyclonedProductions]

It's so funny...cause it's not true :\

Pyro is one of the most op classes out there, mainly because everyone doesn't think so and doesn't bother playing him correctly, the fire range feels like a mile away in the most high connection games and the degreaser & axtinguisher can insta kill any class (excluding the solly and heavy requires 2-3 hits but can easily succumb to afterburn).

Do you know how impossible it is to get out of an airblast spam situation?

[ForgottenMemoryLost]

Mpphhh mphh mphhhh mphhh mhh!

[NBbowler]

You misspelled soldier in the very first line of the song. That pissed me off more than calling the Pyro "useless".

[BigMexico993]

Say what you will, I do all right as pyro.

[onethirdlbofbeef]

brilliant!

[Doopliss2008]

credit to them for using the "sitting pyro" meme.

[Shadowtusk121]

No class is truly useless. It all depends on the player.

[Snookems64]

Well, I wouldn't say the Pyro is useless, but he does need some work.

[GuitarBoyHero]

LOOOOOOL

[dark0ssx]

So true

[vixxito]

That was funny and daw, but GOD DAMN I HATE WHEN THEY CALL PYRO USELESS. It extinguish, it spycheck, it blows enemies, it lights arrows, can Kill you in a single hit with degreaser and axetinguisher and and and and.... FUCK.

[SirSnufflePuss]

@vixxito yeah, hes not useless when used correctly.

[IAmToCold]

@vixxito The only class more useless then pyro is spy.

[KarinMikazuki]

@IAmToCold

Spy is useless? oh ho ho ho, that slaps me on the knee!

[IAmToCold]

@KarinMikazuki Spy only works against people who are fucking retarded. Pyro is only good if you have a severe uber disadvantage and you need to delay.

[KarinMikazuki]

@IAmToCold

I completely disagree, you can use the spy in such a way that makes it impossible for the best of comp players to notice you

[IAmToCold]

@KarinMikazuki No you cant and sniper does the job better and faster.

[keggie09]

@vixxito

Snipers, scouts, and medics can extinguish.

The engineers can spy check alot better with the new Pomson, and the new spy icicle makes pyros unable to spy check.

Ubers can ALSO be blocked by the engis new laser shotgun the Pomson.

And lighting arrows is not needed.

[BroodingDreamers]

@keggie09 But can you get that all in one class? Can that class also Flare Jump into perfect ambush positions? Can any class take out a heavy medic team faster (Without stickybombs)?

[Querymonger]

@BroodingDreamers I can bring down a Heavy/Medic pretty quickly as Snipe

[BroodingDreamers]

@Querymonger Still takes time to charge between shots to take down the heavy. Flame + two swipes can knock down both pretty fast.

[ganjalf27]

@keggie09

Yeah, so? That still don't make him useless.

[UncensoredRhett]

@vixxito ..you mean two hits right? :P

[ixekun]

@vixxito

Don't forget that they are engie best friend :C

I love being an engie friend and removing sappies and blowing away any hurtful spies who wana hurt Betty the turret >:C

[Meckyrulez]

@vixxito yes, more advanced players do know these special and helpful abilities , but 99% of the people who play the pyro, are those who suck at any other class so they choose the pyro

[Abeacot123]

@Meckyrulez Huh, so that must mean I'm the 1%

[go123450]

@vixxito Hyperbole. Look it up

[BanjoGate]

Amazing.

[EpslionBear]

This is both true and sad

[TwoToneSoldier]

I love the hate towards pyro being a useless class when I see people rage all the time as half a team is lit on fire from behind with a backburner...

[TheLordExplodeon]

I resent the moral of this story.

[Dusk209]

Pyro is pretty much only useful on certain maps. He can't really do anything on dustbowl or viaduct.

[Gigaspine7]

Excellent singing, and art.

Also Medics don't guard.

[Whateverz77]

I main Pyro...

Yet I still approve of this.

[RyanParkours]

Pyro is the best class when used correctly

[Spitfirebird]

@RyanParkours How to use Pyro correctly: Left mouse + W

[WolfShi3ld]

@Spitfirebird Get out.

Now.

[Spitfirebird]

@WolfShi3ld YOU MAD BRAH?

[L1nkn1vy]

@RyanParkours Oh yeah, Pyro can totally compete with Soldiers, Demos and Scouts.

[jihoo134]

@RyanParkours worst*

[MasterKaios]

@RyanParkours ...Aren't all of them? =S

[pikminpicker]

I demand this gets more views!

[Paradox042]

I love being pyro, but I still approve this awesome video.

[hankyje117]

Lol

[mnyfrsh]

Fantastic.

[Horrenheim]

Dat voice. Nice vocals mate. I hope this is the start of a long career in making awesome tf2 videos.