Bro - Take it Off

[WolfBlackNinja]

What show is HE from?!

[minimintychip]

@WolfBlackNinja homestuck

[WolfBlackNinja]

@minimintychip oh thnx!!

[gdlksim]

BRO too cool to look like shitty fan art

[SiblingRivalrykids]

turned me on thats for sure...

[shebug2]

XD Who else LAWL'd at 0:57?

[Neonlightify]

HOW DO I CHILD WITHOUT YOU

[looking4hannah]

is he dave's big brother or something? i'm still a n00b in homestuck

[SkullxXxFire]

@looking4hannah Yes, he is Dave's Brother but he never really was named so they just call him Bro.

[ferretsrule42x1]

@SkullxXxFire His name is dirk

[NikolinaMahira]

Watching this video with my dad right behind me. Every now and then, he will look up at what I'm looking at. Whenever naked Dirk, or shirtless Dirk comes up, I scroll down. When he leaves the room, I stare at this picture until he comes back.

Does anyone else not stare at his abs? :|

[melissathekitteh]

LADYBONER.

[DropThatBass5567]

Cullen's got nothing on Bro. ABSOLUTELY. NOTHING.

[KittenheadLPS]

@DropThatBass5567

this deserves an award.

[animeluver359]

Wtf?! Damn humans!!!!!!!

[Bemyairplane]

HNNNNG

[kimeko123]

i nead to take bro 2 time a day or i will die

[adiosToreador616]

*drool*

[YarunoDoragon]

0:15 I died. xD

[Bleachfox101234]

0:26? Eh...

[MrZEPYRO]

OH GOD WHAT DID I CLICK

[AntiRoxxas]

my body is ready....

[CookieEater297]

I'm ready to read more Homestuck now.

[EmoYaoiFangirl]

Could someone please get that hideous man out of here?

He's seriously distracting from the puppets.

[DeathByZombiez]

0:57

NO.

[DeathByZombiez]

I wish I could like the descriptions too

[CookieDamage13x]

*pause*stare*play**pause*stare­*play**pause*stare*play*

[RaintailxX0Eee]

BRO x KESHA 0:26

[rockleeofthesand]

that picture at 0:26....

[DeathlySyndrome]

I like that I already worked out he was gay before Hussie announced it! WOO! It just makes him THAT much hotter.

[Skunkoon98241]

HOW DO I CHILD?!

[FullMetalAwesome7]

Ok dont even deny it. The only reason you are watching this video is because you saw Bro smooshing a smuppet ass against the moniter. I know, I know....same here.

[pxnxd68]

Bro raising Dave is by far one of the funniest, cutest things in the entire series. Haters gonna hate.

[hitsubakatoushirou]

I SWEAR I saw Lady Bro......Must be irony playing tricks on my mind gain.....

[ThePaintedBox]

0:22 best piccccccccc

[TheRougeItaly]

SO FUCKEN HOT

[TheKlassykats]

I listen to this when I change my clothes.

[Hetaliafangirlforeve]

....This is something I realized:

If I woke up, and laying next to me in bed was a Naked Bro....

I would not mind.

I would not mind AT ALL.

<3

[DeathlySyndrome]

@Hetaliafangirlforeve Too bad he's gay. heheh

[WachiSanTV]

@DeathlySyndrome he is?! SCORED!

[eridanlover]

yaeh hes a great roll modle



[imnotsoawesome]

i've watched this at least eight times

[grab2diick2]

I only clicked for the smuppet ass. 

[sika515091]

oh god i lost my words... here's some TAKE THEM CLOTHES OFF...NOW!

[lolmasterofdoom12345]

You clicked because of smuppet ass

[zarara21]

1;01 lol Dave humpin' his bro

[PaopuFruit13]

Being this hot is illegal.

[Koga34]

So SUUUGOOOI

[WhyLimeTime]

If you do this again, credit the artists. They deserve recognition. Obviously too late for this, but just keep it in mind for next time.

And I do hope there is a next time.

[gunneryuna46]

OH GOD. The TAGS.

bro strider homestuck funny kesha take it off homosuck hamsteak have lost control of my life

XDD DYING.

[tripledoublestop]

If Hussie kills Dirk again I will have to die

[CheyWolfe]

I am extremely attracted to Bro Strider.

[xXmikichan1562Xx]

oh my god i dont even-

[PokemonPlatinum1201]

I have the weirdest lady boner right now...

[LoydeReed]

I have lost track of how many times i've watched this in the last week.... why can't i stop?

[SuperDomoBear]

OMG I SAW A BUTT!

[PaopuFruit13]

God I love him. God I love him so much why can't he be real why can't he be my best bro. God I can't watch this without having heart palpitations JESUS.

[RanatashiShikon]

1: I could've sworn I was wearing panties just a few seconds ago... 2: I KEEP THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING'S HAPENING!!!!

[pokestep]

Could I get all of them in a zip? That'd be so awesome haha and the video in combo with that music... yes Dirk please, Take it off! lolol

[cookiixluv]

this is a jizz fest = 3=

[imnotsoawesome]

some of these pictures are not parent safe.

[hidanfangirl42]

One cannot begin to count how many times ive watched this video

[AsnRandomness]

[S] Time to attempt SIS STRIDER

[TheRougeItaly]

RIP Bro strider WE WILL MISS U

[DeathByZombiez]

Oh Dirk, such the manly homosexual~

[MrXlisam]

I lost it when I saw bro in his underwear infront of Dad... OH GAWD

[JangoGamer]

ok. Can someone PLZ sen me a link to the pic at :23 ? Its amazing!

[dragongirl1501]

Quit flinging all these pictures at me, MY EYES CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH SEXY AT ONE TIME!!!!

[ThePyroDownTheStreet]

8UCKET8UCKET8UCK- never mind.

Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!

[hidanfangirl42]

I NEED SOME BUCKETS OVER HERE

[MaekoLovesPandas]

yes... Take EVERYTHING off.

[flyfloyd33]

A LIFE WELL SPENT.

[TwinDragons310]

That's awwwwesome!

[InsaneUndertaker]

I watch this video all the time... All the fucking time.

[KIWIMAN47]

A true role model for all homosexual men.

[RibbonBBY]

Jake's gonna need a bucket after watching this.

Amazing.

[AsnRandomness]

There's no time to explain

Just get on the hoverboard and grab Lil Cal

[Sadnessinmymirror]

Best Homosexual ever!

My gay friend Venen: HEY!

Me: Sorry...

[michere11]

i clicked the video because of the icon on it :V

[RabbitsandCrows]

why are all the hot ones gay :| ...... and fictional

[CupcakeStarFriends]

HOLY CRAP I CLICKED IT AGAIN

[MrBakersdozen2020]

@O2Eater ...i could explain the differences to you but iy eould take a bit of time

[IkkiTousen101]

@LordGreenshake It's our own opinion dude, Im sure we all see characters differently. So just stick to what makes you comfortable and happy!

[happyGilbird]

woah woah woah, what does his belt say at 0:02

[demaneyes101]

wow ...... he is so ...... SEXY <3

[munchlaxdaughter10]

...download link. What is breath. How do I air.

[CannibalisticOreos]

this pleases me

[NeverthelessJess]

Lol. HOW DO I CHILD.

[deerpaw11]

epic nosebleed

[VampireGirl67]

EYEGASM! I SERIOUSLY JUST HAD AN EYEGASM!!!! IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE???? PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

[xXxWhitexRussianxXx]

why is bro so hot

[zoezoewriter]

Oh. my. god.

DAMMIT, WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD GUYS GAY OR FICTIONAL CHARACTERS?!!!

...

OR BOTH!!?

[SolinariXi]

He is not gay, we are all Bro-Curious. ('specially me =D)

[DarkAngelKisses13th]

I clicked on this because there was a huge pink plush rump.

[MrsOmnomnomers]

HOW DO I CHILD

Favorite pic. Even if it isn't the sexiest, it made me laugh.

[MrsOmnomnomers]

The sexiness made me claw at my skin.

[mew2233]

My life

=

Seeing baby Dave clinging to sexy Bro. MY LAWDY

[AminamiNaminom]

@fabulousgeneticist YES PLEASE! (And I think it be cool if you used like not ke$ha.(: Oh em gee dubstep would be the best 0.0 But anything just make the video pretty please.)

[munchlaxdaughter10]

O_e Can't stop watching sexy bro~

[GothCat77]

This needs to be looped.

[O2Eater]

You peeps do realize that Dirk Strider is just a recycled version of Kamina from TTGL right?

[AmunRa1]

@O2Eater

The guy who makes homestuck said he based the character off of Kamina, but hasn't actually seen TTGL.

[MikaruChankun]

Dirk/Bro.

Possibly my new favourite human.

[Shithra]

... I came here 'cause I saw a smuppet ass pushed up against the screen. I then proceeded to go into a deep trance whilst staring at the glory that is Bro.

[Txesare]

@Shithra -the same dude...

I wanth tha pic of tha smuppet ass

[Shithra]

@Txesare Inorite? This is where 'DAT ASS' is totally appropriate. LOL~

[Txesare]

@Shithra LOL Yes

[XxMaNgAgIrL667xX]

0:58

PIMPIN'

[munchlaxdaughter10]

Also, Bro Strider is my fave human character in HS. Screw Dirk, Bro is awesome!

[munchlaxdaughter10]

This. Is. Epic. I will hafta tell my friend aboit this, she likes this song.

[iamtheuberlorax]

No matter how sexy this is, I will always burst out laughing at "HOW DO I CHILD". Oh man. So great.

[CannibalisticOreos]

i clicked on this video out of curiosity and the next thing i knew my pants had vanished

[ResidentPyro]

It froze at 0:26.

...I have no complaints.

[Z3CaptainKosto]

Sorry Ladies, he's gay. [Not kidding]

[fabulousgeneticist]

Funfact, when I made this video, this was every Bro picture I could find. It was before Dirk was even a thing that existed. I could probably remake this now with an overabundance of Bro pictures, now.

[TheDrunkPrussian]

@fabulousgeneticist do it >:3

[hungryforspiders]

@fabulousgeneticist <3<3<3 DO IT~~~~ :D :D :D

[emootaku7363]

Bro's bro-ness is so high hes everyone's bro

[ItsMegzfosho]

Why am I just SO ATTRACTED TO HIM??

[Kayriel]

ANIKI! T-T In my headcanon, Bro's dream-self joins the other dead members of the Gurren-dan. He and Kamina bump fists and the afterlife quakes in fear.

[Silveristhebest123]

Why did you post this? If was to make me a fangirl of YET ANOTHER Homestuck character, then mission accomplished.

[digibritt0]

I never really thought much of Bro. I was just like "yeah, hes cool bro." then I watched this.. and now.. a new perspective ಠ__ಠ <3

[ReinaTheBulbasaur321]

...

dammit...

[TatiLucario]

Gotta go change my pants now. . .

[BunnyxNightcore]

I got attracted by the thumbnail.

the thumbnail was strider holding up a blue/green butt puppet

[RevverseTrollin]

F-F-Fuuuckkk... My Stridercest craze is.. growing..

[plasmaViceroy]

I want to be Bro when I grow up. Only with less puppet pornography in my house.

[JCBCaw]

wtf is happening at 0:44

[LoydeReed]

why do i keep watching this?

[Ukiby3000]

...

I need ALL THAT FANART. ALL OF IT.

[Piriathy]

:26 OH CHILD

Best.

Thing.

EVER

[xharinezumi]

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT

0:04

SHIT SHIT SHIT IS MY PICTURE IN THERE

AAAAAAAAAH

FUCK

DIRK AND MAPLEHOOF FOREVER

[ResidentPyro]

...Damn. This might have actually caused me to like this song.

Now back to staring at Bro.

[mayamayagirl]

It is forever sad that he is gay, forever forever sad. at least alot of these outfits suit him now.

[TakeV]

Crap. I think I just turned gay.

[Kawaiigirl06]

Dirk: One sexy mofo.

[jonnavdpas]

LADYBONER ACHIEVED!

[TheKiara111]

I was smiling the whole time, EACH PICTURE.

[WetardsReloaded]

Sex is happenin on the screne

*scrun

*screem

*fuck it

lmoa

[Skunkoon98241]

I swear I was wearing pants when this video started. o_o

[MissMyNameIsEpic]

@Skunkoon98241 HOW DO I CHILD?!

[TragicRewrite]

@destructiondragon360 But bro is XD

[kiraXkira69]

HNGHHHH. Oh my gog. where did my pants go..

[InkyFoxes]

BOOM

well, would you look at that, I do believe my ovaries have just exploded. Carry on.

[paigetaelor]

that awkward moment when you want these pictures so badly that you constantly pause the videos to take screenshots.

and regret nothing afterwords.

[Fatmukkaa]

I NEED ALL THESE PICTURES.

Obviously.

[TheDarkhollowteme]

Dirk mean dagger or knife or whatever you wanna call it but its kind of ironic because he likes to use swords and shit :l

[2Dswife459]

.....I now stridercest.

[IkkiTousen101]

My favorite homosexual,hands down

[LordGreenshake]

@IkkiTousen101 Bro is not gay. I refuse to believe it.

[aidylecir]

@LordGreenshake Bro is gay, it's cannon

[firefox12121]

... I will love you even more than forever if that is possible..

[moshicnay]

Bro...

Give me back my ovaries!

[Lirille]

Why are some people so annoyed over his name? Dirk sounds different and I kinda like it...

[ItsMikaMichaelis]

hgggnnnnnn~!

[silverheart61]

Id tap dat.

[Ca15Sa12]

And then to think that his real name is.. ugh.. Dirk. Why not Dean? Or Duke?

No wonder he sticks with Bro.

[stupidguyx]

@Ca15Sa12 But a dirk is a knife.

[Fatmukkaa]

Full screen timeee~ >:]]

[CandyStarzz69]

Bro and Dave...unf...>.>

[HaileeHorrorPro]

I am now in Like

[mrdogscratch]

dirk his name is dirk............

[lilbonsly]

@mrdogscratch And it is badass, In an Ironic way, of course.

[darkraichu55]

Bro is the best yaoi okay

[TheGiantLadyBug]

HELLO DIRK HNNNNNG

[MrBakersdozen2020]

This has been a proved, and this is borderline yoai

[MoonBabyhowl]

@MrBakersdozen2020 "what do you mean borderline?"

[pup333]

what did i see.

1. lil cal

2. dat ass

[airbornee9110]

Ravage my body. Please.

[TheGiantLadyBug]

BROS THEME SONG

[mashroxmysox]

Bro approves of this, for the irony.