Design a Weapon for Army of Two: The 40th Day! Angry Army Mission

[WackyFunkMunster]

A gun that shoots needels covered in magic johnsons blood.

[Shenty117]

An m16 with a chainsaw for bayonnet and integrated flamethrower... I don't care if I'm to late, it's still a badass idea.

[IggyHazard]

Wait, that's not far-fetched enough. Plus, it's too similar to things that already exist (but then, I was trying to think practically). You know what I've never seen in a video game? A shotgun/grenade launcher combo. Imagine a Saiga 12 in Spetsnaz configuration with a GP-34 grenade launcher (or other similar Russian style launcher that uses muzzle-loaded caseless VOG-25 grenades).

[IggyHazard]

If only I'd caught this a year and half ago. I could have given you so many ideas. Here's one: A tandem weapon system (as opposed to modular), aka "repeating combination gun" (realworld ex.: Saco Crossfire Mk.1). Primary component is a bullpup assault rifle of intermediate caliber like 5.56mm or 6.8mm (alternative could be anything up to .50 Beowulf which would be semi-auto only). Secondary component is a compact integral revolving shotgun with an 8-round cylinder.

[JoshuaTheAirsofter23]

is that a airsoft gun if so wich one?

[debakkertje12]

a chuck norris shooter

[ercllms]

some kind of rifle that shoots bullets, that makes body parts explode what ever body part you shoot at !

[emeb1910]

a cat launcher... yah u can use dogs if you cant find a cat .. rats will break the gun

[TheXboxUSAGC]

a fully automatic rocket launcher with a sniper scope

[jamesbound99]

angry joe machine gun???

[joshies500]

penisray with biggerclip and acog sight lol

[solidfreak123]

I can definitly see you leading a rebellion if something like terminator happend or terrorists are over running America

[elbuggy69]

love the fallout3 ancourage back ground lol and i love the aa12 on 40th day lol

[mikerussell]

minigun that fire nukes? stupid!

[lebanon4eva82]

askr1 ass kicker 1

[KingofAnime1993]

it would be nice to have a tasser as a bayenet, that way you can take down the person without using up your amunition, and you have someone left to interigate.

[coolfool182]

okay i realllllly want help

so i tried logging into the army of two website but by mistake i put in the wrong birth date and now it thinks im 14 and wont let me log in or even enter the web site

does anyone know if i could like delete my history or sumthing to re enter the birth date so i can make my damn mask

[Schmutpltzen]

@coolfool182 if ur on firefox just click "tools -> clearn recent history" then it shall work

[coolfool182]

ah thanks, but im on explorer and i already tried didnt work. but when i visited my grandmas i jsut used her laptop lol so i dont need to try it anymore anyway thxs thoguh

[KungFuDragen]

OMG JUNE 23rd IS MY BIRTH DAY!!!

[MassFragment]

mega gay.

[ScottishSen]

GAYYYYYYYYY

[MrFutzmaster]

A minigun with explosiv ammo XD or a.... mhmm.... a lazer gun XD

(sry for my bad englisch)

[SaintMarneusCalgar]

minigun can have explosiv ammo ..

[gusthepugisownt]

cum shot pistol, oh wait thats my dick!!!! hahahaha!!!!!! no but seriously.

[BLANK7812]

how about the nano-nad the smalliest granade ever that has a huge blast!!!!!

[andy2070]

ok so i got my AS KR1 and thn i joined my freinds game and now everytime i play the game the weapon is locked can anyone help me please?

[Mellowdev]

SCAR-H BA (Bad Ass) with 70 round mag and a m203 BA with force grip and the stock of an m16 with the muzzel of an ak 47

[SixthMACMASTER]

you suck ass you dick squisher

[MegaJarron]

how about a cum cannon

[benzacool1]

this vid suks :(

[cyberdramon3]

i know you need to play the first game to get the unlock for the askr1 but instead of playing the whole game can i just play literally 1 second of the game and then give it back to my friend please help me i really don't want to play the whole game but if I have to I will can somebody please tell me if i have to play the whole first game to get the askr1 in the second thanks

[Icon797]

Well you wont rlly understand the story that well but you prob already have it since ur comment was 2 months ago..

[baomar10]

how many hour gameplay is army of two 40th day

[xXLiveLaughSkateXx]

@baomar10

i beat it in 5 hours

[8brules]

i finished it in like 8 hours or something, its worth it to buy it

[bobdull123]

depends on how good you are but probly over 8 hours

[bun314]

can you play gta4 and modernwarfare2 and all sort of game like that on xbox live and xbox arcade??

plz answer

[gusthepugisownt]

that guy is such a fag i bet he doesnt know wat breasts look like.

[BBbracket]

@gusthepugisownt  you know he won right?

[PAINTBALLMERCANIRE]

minigun

[presidentdaterape]

a big black dildo with red dot

[xMorakox]

@presidentdaterape

I know a girl that has that.....

[stevesnow007]

a rocket launcher whit termal scope and an attatched sniper automatic :D

[MrVeteranchild23]

Pump action sniper with an attatched flamethrower and a thermal scope?

[Triple4545]

no shut the fuck up ur wrong

[xMorakox]

@MrVeteranchild23

You want to aim a flamethrower.....through a thermal scope?

[MrVeteranchild23]

@xMorakox :p

[NEBskillerz]

lol, all u wud C is red

[hotlloyd12]

the best one would be a Ak47/sniper

[Ghostlych0b]

Are those fake evebrows, and mustache??

[MrMomFker]

lol i have the same airsoft at home

[nysskate]

a badass lazzer cannon : )

JK, how about an springfield sniper duiscuised as a extendable arm or what ever you get when your arm gets cut off, you just move your arm vertical and shake it really fast up and down and the sniper pops out. Thats a badass gun ; )

[Spartan24000]

@nysskate dude the askr1 is the most bad ass weapon by the angry players

[thefroky]

Looki At Mine, It Would Be A Gun Like If It Was A Rapel Gun (The One You use To Go Up On to Places) But After You shoot It, It Releases This Bomb That Gets Inside The Wall And It Explodes With A Detonator And It Has Another Setting That Allows You To Stick it Through Your Cover And Come Out On the Other Side And You Can Shoot Automaticly It Would Be Called WB16 Exterminator

[aberdovey2]

A MELTED BATTERY WITH RED DOT SIGHT?

[TheUltimateLeo]

A Hamer.

lol

[MrGnome1358]

hampsta connons were awesome in the first game but there not really things we can build in the second.

[MrGnome1358]

mabey the weapon would require the player to flip of the enamy as he's shootin' ya know? hahahaha

[BuDa1337]

i would pet a taser on the end of the gun

[rtr161]

i think it would be mounted on the hand and would be just bigger then a watch and when you close the fist the bullet comes out and is ment for meduim to close range now thats badass

[batkidman]

ok a rpg with ak47

[omfgiown1]

i think it would be cool if they created a pistol with same fire power and secyness of a deagle...that would be sweet

[daxterfan01]

ok u guys have decent wepons and all but one of the greatest wepon debates is m16 or ak47 so i was thinking you just put the 2 together with like some or something as crazy as a knife gun that shoots knifes as the title implies

[Jplicit]

a suicide body suit

[DarkEyes1969]

A nad launcher with a RPG.

[MilitarySargent]

mimi-nuke launcher

[caw1995]

a golden AK47 with a heartbeat sensor + a snipersight with heatvision + nightvision

[MrTicntac]

magnetic pulse gun would be SOOOOOOOo good.

[DeadReckoning93]

a full auto 70. Cal M16/SA08 model with x2 scope =] or Xm8 model.... they look decent =]

[blakex9]

A gaigantic barreled revolver that if you get a close range headshot you flip em the bird as the fall :)

[UTdawn]

What about some sonar weapon, that plays super loud überHeavy metal music until the victim goes insane and shoots himself...

[Atreyu11385]

a gun that has something like a beacon coming out a grenade launcher thing and all the bullets move in that general direction? And you can blow up the beacon.

[bryanl2393]

an army of chuck noris's

[randomboostsuperguy]

a pistol with chainsaw

[0verdead]

UM (!#!@#! FUCKIN NUCLEAR BOMB 100BILL SHOTS IN 1 SEC gad amazing can destroy the whole world =D

[captinjames77]

a gun that shoots out a bunch of Chuck Noris

[9Calavera6]

A FUCKING NUCLEAR BOMB GUN

[Akatsukiguy123]

a gun that shoots poison darts. the guy gets hit, staggers around, then dies. perfect ass kicking!

[2pacRulez]

no offense but ur kinda over acting dude

[sonofman777]

fuckin bitch asshole nigga go fuck your self

[sonofman777]

u funkin bitch u fake asshole nigga

[yetisfeet]

how about a m16 with a chinsaw under which you can use to either scare enimes to hell so they come out of cover screaming or cut em in half

[DrPepperKid14]

gears didnt ever make anything like that...

[HonestLiars789]

i think he means with the chainsaw thing

[shanemccaul13]

Kinda copying gears though lol

[lokomootje]

A flame thrower with a automatic grenade launcher. YEAH!

[CR8GER5PRO]

a badass mother fucking m16 with a grenad lancher and a fucking chainsaw with a fucking voice box that says fuck, come on get some, pissoff, im one motha fucka you shoulndt mess with. thats a motha fucking bad ass angry joe special

[buttdong123]

rail gun or bazooka that shoots xploding bananas

[lokomootje]

bananas?....

you serious?

[Shapoopee24]

A FUCKING BAZOOKA BITCH!!!!!

[jukeboi371]

Like I'm going to put my ideas on here so you can steal it when I can just put it on EA's website. What a douche. Everyone else should take my advice and ANGRY Joe can come up with his own ANGRY weapons.

[Gaiden96]

I would love to have a cornershot in the game, coupled with a pistol mount underneath the barrel, a scope, laser sight and a GRENADE LAUNCHER!

[Blasserer]

when this game comes ?

[drpitbull100]

1/10/10

[MW2Home]

hey i hav that arisoft gun

[mikkel1120]

Nice gloves..

[HungAzn]

this guy is so ignorant..

[cargor444]

whatta retard

[ledZeppelin7680]

so you just draw it then submit the picture?

[rickthegunslinger]

hey you look like you were jacking off with an mp5 on 0:55

[MachuMacKerrson]

FATMAN nuke from fallout 3 lol nah um what about aautomatic dragov with a clip with 60 bullets

[vyctor75231362]

rofl cola flavored suppressor FTW

[hower115]

teaser mini gun :D whit a flamethrower

[Museman05]

The gun from the fifth element, just don't push the red button - (take zorgs advice) :D

[EastDeath223]

a granade laucher with a knife with a tiny bomb inside that explodes on inpact if thrown on the handle sidearm handgun it will be sorta like the form of a shotgun it has four slots for fire exploshin deadly gas and smoke or another explosin

[battleband]

A assault rifle and a smg the mp5 a m16 a ar15 a mp40. Or a gun assault rifle that has a smg on it.

[Thenewcone11]

he is weird but he had a good design for tha contest it's winning right now

[jtgdog12]

is that a real m4

[rickthegunslinger]

no, probably a prop or an airsoft gun since i dont think joe would plan spending twice as much on a paintball m4

[rickthegunslinger]

yeah its an airsoft gun. see you can see the hop up wheel in the shell ejection port.

[Robinmeland]

AWP - Sniper Rifle?

[Walshdog69]

A rifle that shoots 7.26 mil. round and also shoots the 5.6 mil rounds so that u can use m16 and ak47 ammo with the acuracy of a bolt action sniper rifle with the speed of a semi auto weapon with the option to put it in full auto. It has a pull out stock like the the mp5's and has a long fiber class grip around the barrel. and has the abiity to change the look of the weapon suck as stocks grips ect. to make it look like an ak, or maybe a m4, for undercover missions, how does that sound?

[scous05]

what about an assault rifle with a granade atached and it looks like a shotgun

[kfcghty]

ok a Assault Rifle it has laser sight and a scope And it can shoot thru wall and cover

[vorpalblade360]

this guy calls himself badass?

how abut i shove a gattling gun up his ass and pull the trigger, or i could load him into an rpg and blast his face off earth its a RPAJ (Rocket propeled angry joe)

[CrodmanDoom]

this guy is a freaken retard

[JayWalkaGMF]

His stash is nice though.

[beastieguy12]

what about a normal gun that can kinda transform into a shield??? that would be cool

[Crazedgamer16]

i would did something.

[TheYohan78]

Fantasy weaponary!!!!! BS

[3point14Films]

I would definitely design a weapon even though the contest ends tommorow, unfortunatley I'm not 18, fuck.

[BlackStitch93]

1- a assult rifle and a shotgun in one :D

2- a minigun or a gatling :O

[dergo4411]

The best idea. A psg1 with a foldable stock a bullpup design barrel with a famas grip 50.cal mini bullets and fullauto option its called PSG-1 CQB MOD

[uramadevries]

you might like my design take a look and tell me what you think

[333sandor]

a pumpshotgun that shoots small bals with spikes that explode 3 seconds after impact it can reach up too 100m its named as THS-BA-DAS

[LumberJackAllan]

opps forgot something for the middle is a grnad lancher

[LumberJackAllan]

ok heres a good idea get a ak take of the front take the back thing of a shotgun and a famas up part and for the middle is a sniper that poweful 1 and on top is a scope and for a special is a tazer ill call it ak carbine cool huh

[zukodude487987]

sniper rifle with a grenade or flame thrower mount.

[coldgears]

an assault grenade launcher. Named the AJG 820 it shoots grenades at one per second. But, the drawback is the grenades are about one inch tall and one inch wide so while it shoots multiple grenades quickly they don't shoot a lot at once since they are small they do less damage and because the bullets are so big they take a lot of force to shoot so your aiming reticule would move around farther after every shot more so than the other guns. This weapon is completely plausible in today's warfare.

[M1kesSerenad3]

in the unblind - kse good choice

[sirbamrocks]

Some type of and auto shotgun that shoots needles that are tipped with poison, or explosives that on impact destroy anything in its path. On the the shotgun should be like an attachment for a taser.

[nemisis666eldiablo]

the AA12 is an auto shotgun that can fire mini grenades

[Drownedinblood]

A rifle that fires nano drones into people which once inside deploy blades that slowly sever them to bits and then taking the freshly cut hamburger meat and makes hamburger patties out of them so you can eat them and give you health.Ridiculous? maybe the second part.

Another Idea would be a smart gun like in Aliens that gives you the ability to lock on to several targets and just blast away without a care in the world whilst knowing all of those bullets will hit your targets.

[swalex100]

suicide bombs!!

[xxxRaidenMgs4xxx]

july 20th? ha my b-day im entering

[FredThaSlayer]

a gatling gun that shoots napalm bullets

[MrNapalm2]

that would be beastly

[pearlwood567]

i like something like the future weapons assault rifle that's turns corners or the Joe cannon will do lol.... Kelly Klarkson.

[RaMsMaN94]

50 cal. Graple hook sniper rifle

that shoots a graple hook and a 50 cal bullet

[DarkMavis6721]

napalm shotgun :D

[lupivdaman]

Oh come on, no Middle East, I know its not IN Europe but its still counted as a European Region

[Apophis150]

since when

[lupivdaman]

I meant Region 2 (If you still dont understand let me break it down, Region 2 is Europe, Middle East, Few Countrys in North Africa) Get it now

[Apophis150]

I knew that, I just didnt know they did that with a contest like this and who in the Middle East would submit a weopon

[lupivdaman]

uuuuh....ummm........me

[UNITMachinima]

shotgun shaped gatling gun that can be flown and can stun people and can drop boom or some something

[UNITMachinima]

small cowboy handgun that has a lense that can see though walls. or a sniper that can see though walls. and can be shot at a angle

[spartan1O7]

Corner shot!!!

[wilderbeast1301]

mine thrower with a scope

[xMLGxSPENCE1996]

umm ok it will be like the 45 cal in the first army of deucebut it has and upgrade to an 8 round cylinder and it can get a laser sight on it when pimped it is all platinum final barrel upgrade is like the original just with two barrels

[DaJokersGAZ1323]

how about a power desert eagle type gun dat shoots 50 cal. bullets with automatic fire available. clip is originaly small with 11 rds. but u can buy an extended clip which allows u 2 hold 35 rds! firing rate of 5 rds per second (50 cal. bullets will mean ALOT of recoil so high fire rate is not recomended) also a grip dat flips out from under da barrel. also a scope available, though will not be as accurate

[yt51795]

pimp

[sk8rcamboy1]

i was like YES when the ea dude said italian ppl were guna b able 2 play cuz ive wanted 2 meet someone from my ancestrial home

[Cheatman5]

this is gonna suck but heres mine....

Ok so M4 with explosive rounds sniper attachments on the sides and top and a round rotating drum grenade launcher on the bottom so you wouldnt have to reload after every shot. and an ammo count near the shoulder so you can see how much ammo you have. thermal and infrared night vision and normal mode for the top sniper scope. and if you needed close range you could turn the scope sideways for a red dot scope.

[KingGrimDeath]

alright alright listen to this here!!!

its gunna be like this okay

M-16 with a flamthrower undneath the barrel and the option of pulling out a bad ass look tazer!and when in the rage mode the person cusses like non stop now THAT my ppl is a angry player weapon!!!!!

[satansephiroth666]

hellz ya thats wat im talking about

[satansephiroth666]

my weapon sucks compared to that

[satansephiroth666]

an m4 with a grenade launcher attachment (gotta put a little Scarface in it) with either a taser bayonet or tazer grenade clip so wen u reload u just throw it and use enough volts to kill them or stun them

[000Shepherd000]

It was a M16 not M4 in Scarface

[tiggermad]

what about a kind of multi purpose weapon. ther will be the main weapon that shoots maybe 50 calibur bullets (they're badass) but the an attachment on top that has a taser gun for capturing any enemies also maybe a rocket net launcher at the bottom if your really in a bind. also it was a thing i seen years ago on one of my favourite tv shows reboot but it could have a laser sight that puts a target on every enemy in range at the same time so you never miss your target.

[zast27]

a grenade launcher that shoots water baloons

[zast27]

another one is a chainsaw

[zast27]

a m4 looking gun that shoots shotgun shells

[Scottjuhman]

already exist:P

[zast27]

oh k

[1explode1]

A magma gun that switches between lava spray and Melting Rocks. Should be $120,000 with a button that switches the modes. Percent ammo for Spray. It's upgrades are extra cooling (it overheats from the hot ammo), going from 3 seconds long to 2 seconds to 1 second then to 0.5 seconds. The barrel can be upgraded to shoot a wider spray. Is good, right? Called the ML-15. Stands for Magma-Launcher V15. Rate of fire is 8 RPS for the melting rocks. Can be attached to special pole for unlimited ammo!

[Headshotthegame]

Tree Word

BFG

:P

[henkdeveroveraar]

AK47 WITH UNDERBAREL FLAMETHROWER!!!!!! >:D

M16 WITH GLOWING HOT BAYONET!! >:(

TWO ONE HANDED GATLING GUNS!!! xD

NAPALM STRIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GRANDMA STRIKES XDDDDDDDD

[airsoftassasins]

the best new weapon- $240,000 ump custom, that cha min soo made by himself just for salem and rios. crane stock and a standard m4a1 s-system look. it can be upgraded with the many things other ones can be upgraded, but minus the barrel, which you can't upgrade. its rate of fire will push 17 rps, making it amazingly powerful. it will have already max damage, and everything else can be upgraded to near max (except ammo, which its max upgraded ammo will be 50, going from 30 to 40 to 50). awesome?

[TheCraneOfTruth]

THE TAMPON RIFLE!!!!!!! They use tampons to help heal themselves and fill up bullet wounds, so how about we design a rifle that launches high speed tampons that smash through the skulls of the enemy? You may not think it sounds bad ass, but think about it. You are killing these guys with a female hygenic product!!!! Well, if not, we should have an assault rifle that turns in the middle so you can look around corners. The Israeli army is designing a rifle like that for urban combat.

[heavy383]

standard smg look, fires 45 caliber handgun rounds, with bayonet (when you stab with it you keep shooting)

[burnout616]

a sniper rifle that fires grenade sized rpg shells, or a triple barreled grenade launcher XD

[LumberJackAllan]

ak 47 with a carbine top thing and a laser with a gernade launcher and a taser that would bE COOL

[nath2k10]

scrap the sniper it comes later on in the game and rios has been makeing desing and customizeing for 10-15 years like a auto shot gun like the AA 12 but bigger and grity like wen u get a gun on Ao2 pimped u go WTF!!! thats awsome so u see rios get his and then u get that feeling with a 40 box mag full of 00 buck or slug rounds full black wen pimped full chrome

[nath2k10]

hmmmm a 70 cal sniper hollow tiped flammable/explosive armour percing rounds did i metion automatic sniper and a 25 round box magazine

[drmigit1]

ok then, the rifle will have 3 capabilities, the basic mode is a semi automatic machine gun, after that there is a sniper attachment and an RPG attachment that fires cluster bombs to unleash hell on the enemy. it will be called the ASR 400

the gun will also have a scope on it for the sniper and machine gun area. finally the machine gun bullets can be fit around the user like in shoot em up movies. If used all i want is a little accreditation on the bottom right of the picture saying drmigit2.

[blackcarmafia]

dual barrler kalashnikov with no granade louncher :D