Monty Python- The Funniest Joke in the World

[Narania234]

The Funniest Joke in the World:

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

[Narania234]

5 Nazis dislike this video.

[Dansktegnefilm]

The joke translated into english = Justin Bieber

[CuttlefishPi]

I wonder how many Germans watch this.

[trainyjack]

Eric idle talking german is best

[DodgyMan12]

Best way to die in my personal opinion XD

[FireEyedMaidOfWar]

A very foolish attempt of the English to claim that they had invented a joke which was responsible for the impossibility of the German troops to fight on the Western front; the truth is quite different: It was the entrance of the Americans in the war. When they landed the Germans first thought that they were under attack by manatees in uniforms, but they recognized the fat American rogues sweating themselves to death by trying to walk up the dunes of Normandy and exploded in roaring laugther.

[aspasiz]

WAIT !! How could someone translate it? Whoever reads it dies right

[roansythen]

@aspasiz Did you not even watch the video, or are you just retarded? 3:04

[aspasiz]

@roansythen Ohhh I see now

[Temarioneesama]

A DIFFERENT GESTAPO OFFICER

[Rydn]

Anyone knows german? or was all just "german-alike random words"

[sundragonra412]

@Rydn It was "german-alike random words"

[flagmanthefirst]

John Cleese's German accent is the same as his French Knight from Holy Grail.

[lemanz23]

Dear haters, Look at the dislike bar, Look at the following: Your friends, your Penis, your brain capacity. See the difference? I don't.

[vigo894]

Chuck Norris read the joke, and survived. His hair however, turned white.

[lexycute16]

tell me the joke

[Italiankid1029]

There were five peanuts walking down the street and one was a salted...

peanut

[LunarSkyWolf7]

@Italiankid1029 A peanut that was an assaulted one? a salted=assaulted haha lolz

XD

[ACBROTHERHOOD376]

Lol joke warfare

[Raviel7901]

But what was the joke..

[NTech005]

ZAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!.........HAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jaapoproduction]

does anyone notic they went from the ardennes(1944-1945) to a broadcast in london in 1942.

[MsAckAck]

@mysterykcad-The joke was so funny it killed Google.

[mysterykcad]

Wikipedia's transcript of the joke:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Run through Google translate we get:

If the Nunstück git and Slotermeyer? Yes! Or the Beiherhund Flipperwaldt gersput!

(Google is unable to translate most of the words)

[mysterykcad]

@CoDpwner5 Think about things before you ask. A joke that kills anyone who hears it? How would something like that be possible?

[nightshadesk8r]

@CoDpwner5 It's just gibberish... or are you asking if Monty Python was a documentary? :-P

[waamoandy]

i think it says pfff hahahaha

[Leby980]

it means my dog has no nose. well how does it smell thain? awful. watch the "and now for something completely different film

[bestshowontheweb]

@Leby980 It's my favorite one.

[benxmasterchief]

transation? anyone?

[benxmasterchief]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MadeOfCATS]

xD

SUDDEN VIOLENT comedy has struck here today

[andrielisilien]

3 people had their corn trodden on

[ShakesperesSister]

three people died laughing.

[troubleincorporated]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats the funniest thing ive ever hedshgb yfugyagsgdyviu88uuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[zsushicomrade]

Hahahahaha Britain's great pre-war joke is the Munich Agreement

[musiclover624]

either their accent is so bad you don't understand what they're saying in german or they're just talking nonsense =)

[Posilepton]

The joke does have the words 'my dog' so it's probably that dog joke but in German.

[XSuperSpy3000X]

1:33 LOL!

[RooSanMartin]

Does someone know the name of the final song??

[MrCorando]

I speak german and It doesn't say anything but the sketch is still funny! =p

[HauptgefreiterB]

@njtristan

it doesn't mean anything.

It may sound like german to foreigners, but for native speakers it's just senseless jabbering, mixed with a few german words.

[uk4ever95]

its funny cause this was the premise of the "Tale of Scrotie McBoogerBalls" episode of south park (where everyone couldnt get through one sentence of it w/o throwing up)

[Unitronus]

You've got to love Cleese's laugh. Only a man like him can last twice as long from being exposed to the joke.

[JUKProductions]

From 5:27 until 7:24, you can see where Crabstickz got inspiration for his "Nazi Gold" video :D

[Bboychill210]

he wrote down only 3 words, wat were they? i think you know. u dont? well here they are: Justin Biebers Career. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHA­HABAHAAHAHHAABAFSJDGSLSD:LA:JA­DKSGHSASHAHAHAHAKLSDHFSLK:DHAH­AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA­HA

*dead*

[panty3pirate]

@Bboychill210 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A-*dead*

[spiderlily3]

@Bboychill210: you my friend are HILARIOUS *dies*

[ZakkiOrichalcum]

@Bboychill210 I don't see what so FUNNY!!..... hahaha hahaah His Career!! HAHHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHA *dead*

[andrielisilien]

Taahaa!! at 4:59

[Marshmally823]

He wrote down the lyrics to Friday

[blokey8]

@Marshmally823 That doesn't work. Friday's lyrics may be lethal but they're not funny

[Marshmally823]

@blokey8 They are hilariously bad, are they not?

[blokey8]

@Marshmally823 true, but the music cancels out the humour

[lemanz23]

@blokey8 No, what's funny is that people actually call that music, that's what'd kill them.

[NLOsiris]

Now I finally understand where ROFL comes from...

[YAHSPETSNAZ]

classic

[superpolesROBLOX]

the jokes says

"My dog has no nose..."

"Then how does he smell?"

"Quite terribly awful"

[gaarasnightmare666]

at the point when hes showing it to the germans, a car goes past in the background...just thought i would point it out xD



[MasterOfFlash92]

"There were zwei peanuts, walking down the straße, und one was a salted... peanut"

XD

[EmSonata]

"We interupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating."

Oh, gotta love Monty Python.

[akazombie]

"There were zwei(two) peanuts walking down der Strasse(street), and one was assaulted... peanut. aHo-ho-ho."

XD

[wow5heyy]

i wish we would fight wars with laughter

[MrPmj1979]

@wow5heyy With laughter that kills? That's no better than the current method.

[shaochiavang]

its funny, a southpark ep just came out on something like this

[HauptgefreiterB]

It's obvious that this killer-joke would never have worked against the german soldiers. As everybody know, we Germans have no sense of humour.

[Narania234]

@HauptgefreiterB You mean, that you Krauts are firmly too stupid in order to have a sense of humour? That much is true, you are only mindless bilogical automatons blindly carrying out a command, predictible, no imagination. That's why you just lost two world wars. Epic fail.

[TheSlinkyStudios]

"and one was assaulted... peanut. Ahohohoho"

[akazombie]

@TheSlinkyStudios I'm trying to figure out what the whole thing is...

"there were white(?) walking down the straffa(?) and one was assaulted... peanut"

"A salted peanut" lol!

[marksoutof10]

"Sudden... violent comedy". Best line of the sketch!

[zcarrell]

A different Gestapo officer

[noobsaibot25]

if ONLY Real War's could be won with This kind of "weapon" it doesn't blow up only kills by laughing

[fuzzygrid]

The joke translated into english, words in quotes are gibberish and not actually german, thus cannot be translated.

When is this "Nunstruck" "git" and "Slotermeyer"?

Yes!

Bavarian dog this or the pinball wood "gersput"!

[fuzzygrid]

I speak german, I don't understand a word of the joke "give us strattemeier"?

I suppose due to U.S. joke-warfare in WWII my anchestors at some point must have developed a natural resistance against humor and must have bequethed this unhumorous-gene to me.

[R2pyro]

He wrote down womejs writes on a peice of paper thats how the decoder died when he heard two words

[MHXDownfall]

6:54 Dats not funny! (bursts laughing to his death) XD

[Dracarot]

A good thing joke warfare is banned, if that joke ever hit the internet it would be the end of the human race. And with everything hitting the internet it would get there no if ands or buts about it...

[AlexPuricelli]

its impossible to decode cause it gibberish word put with real German words

[EbsNhexz]

Britain's pre war joke..then cuts to a scene of Chamberlain holding the appeasement policy. Its genius!

[fartqueen9]

this should be Brittne secret weapon not busby's chair

[tritop]

The joke was:

"There will be a time when muslims will rule the British islands"

[thetitzzleishere]

The joke says something around "This joke is completely senseless..etc..". A German friend of mine was explaining it to me. You can't just type it into a translator. lol :p Dope sketch. haha

[Zilkotiktok]

7:09 

[HotTequilaBr0wn]

Scotland Yard crack inspector...

[MegaUraniumMan]

to counter it, there should be a man stepping on a puppy, that would be very, very sad

[YOUCANNOTDENY]

British Death Note to the MAX!

[dagoulas83]

Humor as a defence (and attack) mechanism!

[Digitbig]

I referenced this sketch in one of my English papers a couple of years ago. I got an A+.

[Robant100]

guess who was the last person to read the joke

[xxStealthHunterx]

"gestapo officer" and "another gestapo officer" were the funniest things in sketch.

well, the second funniest :)

[Chaoktarukto]

sheesh, guys, i know it's funny, but it's not nice to be making fun of justin bieber's talent at singing!

[Boogiepop01]

Was the joke.."Do you like fish sticks?"

[TheSpiritofZero]

@ZACKWELDERS how about calling it a joke?

[ZACKWELDERS]

@TheSpiritofZero its funny your comment didn't showed up in my in box

[Totallybrunette86]

I dont get it?? What was the joke?

[ZACKWELDERS]

@Totallybrunette86 uh there wasn't any joke,the German part was just gibberish .take it as a plot device(i don't know if that's a right word to say)

[ZACKWELDERS]

smartest skit ever.it has a very good story structure.

[TheRedThreadxxx]

Wow. Instead of being a prisoner of war then, you could be a joker of war.

[777Sir]

Rofl, the Gestapo clapping!

[FutureAbe]

i love how they make such a big deal out of a single sketch

[scarlettdl]

does anyone speak german? i wanna know what it really says

[Lordfairling]

@scarlettdl It doesn't mean anything. They couldn't say the real joke, otherwise German speakers would die from watching the sketch. =p

[scarlettdl]

@Lordfairling true dat XD

[kaizoebara]

@Lordfairling Yes, that was very considerate, otherwise I'd be dead now.

[RaceBandit]

@Lordfairling Probably a good thing too since I tried using Google Translate.

[kinkydinosaur93]

@scarlettdl yeh its just a load of jibberish xD

[warhawk9566]

@scarlettdl it probably says nothing i take german class and nothing sounds remotely familiar

[darthtac]

@scarlettdl

Your not the only one.

[spikedfreak86]

@scarlettdl some people have caught words. Something about peanuts i think. The german version.

[Genogenesis7]

@scarlettdl If the Nunstück is git and Slotermeyer? Yes! ... Beiherhund that Oder the Flipperwaldt gersput!

From TV tropes.

[lordxeras]

@scarlettdl "If the Nunstück git and Slotermeyer? Yes! Or the Beiherhund Flipperwaldt gersput!" Gibberish. Complete gibberish

[StJimmyRocksAnn]

@scarlettdl I am German :D What do you need? (sorry, I didn't finish watching the vid).

[TheTechnoToast]

@scarlettdl believe me if you want to live you don't wanna know. I was told a few lines in the joke and suffered serious brain damage

[meinerzweier]

@scarlettdl Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beierhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[TheChibiBuizel]

2 people's families were killed by the joke.

[evanescent25]

What's the joke?Actually if i think better I don't want to know the joke.

[Noneofyourbusiness0]

2 people need to be hit properly

[Segador128]

"Guess what, Chicken butt"

[snow0bruton0morrow]

a gestapo officer! with arrow ! Great

[freakyvampirecatgirl]

The german they said translates to this:

"When is the only piece, give us shivering and Mayerne? yes, the dog bayer barren spit the flipper forest!"

Hardly the funniest joke...

[WiccanHighPriest0]

@freakyvampirecatgirl oh ruin it for everyone why don't ya? Cretin

[freakyvampirecatgirl]

@WiccanHighPriest0

.....that was SO very uncalled for. Jeeze. Don't call people 'cretins.'

Also, cool name! XD

[WiccanHighPriest0]

@freakyvampirecatgirl no it wasn't, you shouldn't spoil shows for people. How would you like if someone in a country where they get a particular show earlier than you do watched every episode and told you exactly how every episode went?

And my name is only there cus I couldn't be bothered changing my account after no longer being a Wiccan

[freakyvampirecatgirl]

@WiccanHighPriest0 Don't insult people.

Simple.

Flag me for spam.

[WiccanHighPriest0]

@freakyvampirecatgirl that wouldn't make you aware that you're spoiling videos

[freakyvampirecatgirl]

@WiccanHighPriest0 ...?

[maxable40]

anyone know what the joke is?

[CrimsonToast]

@maxable40

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed together enjoying a post-coital cigarette.

The chicken turns to the egg and says:

"I suppose that solves that old question."

[rockingKitten]

@CrimsonToast I'll admit I snorted at that.

[Turbotrips]

When is the only piece, give us shivering and Mayerne? yes, the dog bayer barren spit the flipper forest!

[Turbotrips]

Wenn ist das nur stück, gib uns schlot und mayern? ja, bayer hund das öder die flipperwald gespuckt!

[Turbotrips]

Or : If it is just stuck give us Slotter mayer? Yes! Bayer dog or pinball forest spit!

[Turbotrips]

This is what google translate say: When is it now stuck give us Slotter mayer? Yes! Bayer dog or pinball forest spit!

[eaglesfan226]

I gotta know what that joke was that Skribbler (Palin) wrote!

[internetexplorer92]

Why the fuck did you cut out certain parts -.-

[ximaninjagirlfriendx]

lol

[fighterder]

Versteht jemand die deutschen Jokes?

Der Akzent is zu krass,ich versteh kein Wort xD

[Silverfly1985]

@fighterder: Wenn ist das Nunstruck gib uns Slotermeyer? Ja! Bayerhund das oder die Flipperwald gespuckt! - Lustigerweise scheinen für den Sketch tatsächlich deutsche Synkronsprecher benutzt worden zu sein. Bei 4:16 beginnen die deutschen Soldaten zu murmeln: "Was hat er eben gesagt?", "Was heißt denn Bayerhund bitte?"

[fighterder]

@Silverfly1985

Mh..Ich lebe noch :D

Danke^^

Bayernhund kenn ich sogar,den Begriff^^

[dsparentsr]

4:28 - HA HA HA! Pre-war joke, XD! That's Neville Chamberlain's Munich Agreement to ease nazi Germany's aggression by giving them half of Checkoslovakia. What a lot of good that did! HA HA HA!

[blackapple89er]

@dsparentsr Poor Chamberlain

[RockPaperScissors95]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

:D (that was meant to be the official funniest joke in the world xD)

[KotoRyu]

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

[xvonjohnx]

click 7:11 a hundred times! "AHAHUH! AHUHUH! DAHASA!" just keep clcicking!

[TashkentFox]

Does anyone know the name of the march used as background music in this sketch? i can't seem to find it anywhere.

[brianabxy]

One of them saw two words of the joke, and spent several weeks in the hospital.

[Darkbreath1]

HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!![dEAD]

[ShinkaHentai]

Best part of Skit

7:09

[Hegebabe]

Now tell me ze joke or I shall hit you properly!! :-D

I love Monty Python! <3

[Bayeux66]

How does he smell:+ Brilliant!

[RWD130]

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lololololololollololololololol­olololololololol

ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!­ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!

[JanetJudy]

If is the now-piece (git) and (Slotermeyer)? Yes! (Beiher)dog that or the pinball wood (gersput)!

[JanetJudy]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

[JanetJudy]

Lol WTF

[stutitz]

lol

[TobyLoveIt]

Hahahahahahaha brilliant!

[EedDeryi]

aw, just found out that its jibberish:P how embarrassing! XD

[EedDeryi]

what does that mean in english?:P

[phillyfan4554]

we will let you know hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[wickedsongbird94]

hahah i love this one!

[bigmac364]

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