10 Horrible Life Events

[Raphaelus13]

Shit happens.

Last week in the states some teens where throwing rocks at cars when one of the cars returned an arrow to one of the kids abdomen. AN ARROW.

[BaubleRob]

@Raphaelus13 Holy lordingtons

[conawillvlog]

Where is this place?! I think its stunning mate haha! love the straight face during "I ALMOST KILLED A MAN" (im commenting as the video goes on, seeming like an idiot) and "its not aids but its annoying" is my favourite thing ever!

[BaubleRob]

@conawillvlog West coast of Scotland. It's OK on days like these, but they are few and far between.

[conawillvlog]

@BaubleRob ohh right then haha, understandable!

[conawillvlog]

Where is this place?! I think its stunning mate haha! love the straight face during "I ALMOST KILLED A MAN"

[odetothepillow]

Actually: Not true; it's my 403rd favorited video. I don't understand YouTube.

[odetothepillow]

Also: this is my 100th favorited video.

[odetothepillow]

You're kind of good-looking.

[snjoflake]

this deserves a slow-clap.

[closedmouth]

kinda wish i could lip-read

[schatze78]

You were covered in crap in the woods for however long it took for andy to run 6 miles? I can only imagine if someone happened upon you what they would have thought. Hahaha.

This video is awesome!

[Byronimo1]

Totallo forgot you pooed your pants in my road. Am now chuckling at the sight of you emerging from the woods at the top of my road like a confused Japanese soldier who thought the war was still on covered in his own filth. A. May. Zing.

[BaubleRob]

@Byronimo1 How do you forget a thing like that? If I ever see you covered in shit it'll be seared on the back of my retina for all eternity. Or I'll have a camera with me to make a permanent record.

[schatze78]

@Byronimo1 You forgot that? How does anyone forget something like that?? Classic.

[PegCityTanya]

I think we all have at least 10 such nausea-inducing memories. Mine feel unique and terrible too, but I'm starting to think they're probably not.

If it counts for anything, none of this makes me think any less of you. If anything, I just admire your honesty and humility.

Also, sorry to hear about your shitty day.

[courtnakovia]

Sorry about your terrible day, but this vid is the best!

[CorianderCivar]

Can anyone read lips/???? I think the first bit he says "I went back to the house..."Am I evil?

[BaubleRob]

@CorianderCivar Well done. I actually say hotel.

[Trichomes503]

Rob's in the ferns. Very cool.

[BaubleRob]

@Trichomes503 Not cool. I just found a flipping tick that latched onto me while I was there. Fucking life...

[BadAlbert]

From here - here being me, as opposed to you, they aren't THAT bad. But then if I was you - thankfully I'm not, they would probably be pretty bad. Damned if I'm doing a response to this video though. But here's a freebie, went for a jam session at work mate's flat, went to toilet for pee, unfortunate fart/follow through resulted in rest of session minus pants, rictus grin on face prentending to enjoy self, while praying for death.

[BadAlbert]

@BadAlbert At least that one is an example of one of the misfortunes of owning a human body. The misfortunes of owning a human mind are far worse.

[BaubleRob]

@BadAlbert I'm convinced everyone has shat themselves. We just need to get everyone else to admit it.

[spaceman300]

I've had a few bad days.

Which I might air out in public, if the mental scars fade away :D

[BaubleRob]

@spaceman300 They never fade. We'll still be cringing on our deathbeds.

[odetothepillow]

@BaubleRob I certainly have.

[wolfgirleatsbaby]

i was tempted to make a reply to this video, but i was

thinking about it and saying such embarrassing or horrible

life experiences would be quite a challenging task.

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anyway though, i enjoyed hearing them from you.

[BaubleRob]

@wolfgirleatsbaby Yes, I think you need to let about 10 years pass before you can say some of them out loud.

[Capgungoesbang]

I was visiting a friend in the downtown area of the city I live in and I was driving home, not under the influence of anything. I somehow ended up going down the wrong way of a four lane street and cars were coming at me beeping and I had to veer off and ended up on the sidewalk. I know my city quite well so I don't know how I ended up there. This isn't the worst thing ever but every time I think about it I get so mad at myself and just want to forget it, but I never will for as long as I live.

[BaubleRob]

@Capgungoesbang That's the hallmark of these memories. Sometimes they're not even that bad, there's no rule. Some of them just make your skin crawl. I have since remembered about 10 more...

[missduni]

i love all this. btw, i've shit myself in a river before.

[BaubleRob]

@missduni I almost shit myself reading this. I've had to shit in the woods like a million times, and all British woods are tiny so I have no excuse.

[missduni]

@BaubleRob i had just gotten over the flu and katie and i were walking across a river, she stepped on a fish, screamed, scared me, and toot. that was that.

[KateReadsBooks]

My first DUI was on television, and my ex-girlfriend was the first person to tell me about seeing it.

[BaubleRob]

@KateReadsBooks Someone's got to put that on a big screen at the wedding.

[KateReadsBooks]

Shanno and Tonya and I love you.

[nightie82]

oh life..

[thenamesbanana]

I'm glad you admitted these, because I have horribly embarrassing life events that I always think back to, and it makes me want to punch myself in the face.

[BaubleRob]

@thenamesbanana After I did this video I felt better and thought that they wouldn't make me feel bad again. That lasted about 30 minutes.

[PuppyZwolle]

2:28 You are aware some of us read lips?... >;^)

You have a pretty amazing life. Just imagine how boring it would have been if you had not experienced them. But I mean throwing away porn? Really? She knew you wouldn't so asking was like... extremely mean.

As to #1.... Shit happens. But friends like that sure prove their worth.. I mean you probably have some 'friends' that would have made a vid an posted it in this spot...

[nathstreeter]

how can the one you won't even put on the internet only be at number 7

[BaubleRob]

@nathstreeter They're not really in order. #7 is about someone else, really, so I felt bad including it.