Assortative Mating - Howard The Humongous - Episode 4

[misha9137]

Howard bloom is well read and open minded, but he comes to conclusions on the most primitive basis-es. Not to mention that many of the things he talks about he knows a lot less about than he thinks. He's not interesting. He's not entertaining. He's just like any other person ... although he has potential to think. (Even though everybody does but whatever).

[misha9137]

I'm sorry, but I've seen every video with Howard Bloom and I just don't see why he is taken so seriously. He's an idiot! I'm not saying that TAA is a genius, but at least some of his videos are rational, well thought out, and his own perspective.

[HOAXStation]

1:02:00

[TraditionalOtto]

ted.com worthy

[Xigano1]

The first 22 minutes - one continuous 'AAAWWWWW !"

:)

[ImPotatoes]

God I love Howard Bloom's brain I just want to nest in his cranium.

[skrillex0395]

lol i love this guy, he is so interesting

[Triipticz]

"A girl from up in the mountains I've always wanted one of those." LMFAO

[1Sky1]

I don't get why so many people think it's an achievement to watch 1-2 hour videos like this. I do a lot of drawing, so i'll listen to this in the background while drawing. sometimes 2-3 videos in one setting.

[Mrinebriation]

@1Sky1 lol i listen to these videos whenever i have homework to do

[dalektaliban]

@1Sky1 im not alone it seems

[iasedu]

This man is talking so much shit it makes me vomit, he is not worthy of any attention. So, please..

[AegisMU]

@iasedu He's one of the most intelligent people you or I are ever likely to see.

[yushatak]

Lobotomize, not Lobectomize. :3

[balleand]

@yushatak yeah i noticed that too

[maxamojaxamo]

ok so Howards girlfreind was shoved into that car on the corner and then what? didnt he just start talking about something else and never really finish the story?

[dinamo4889]

This guy is right there is scientific proof of this.

[AegisMU]

@Zephyesa He's more peaceful than you....

[Zephyesa]

@AegisMU no hes not

[AegisMU]

@Zephyesa He doesn't go out of his way troll people on the internet, he discusses amazing topics with literary ease.

[Zephyesa]

@AegisMU no he doesnt, he is just a mad man that likes 2 rant hate of jesus, if it was up 2 me he wud be tortured 4 his sins

[AegisMU]

@Zephyesa fair enough, we all know that ranting about jesus is MUCH worse than torturing people for saying things :-)

[Zephyesa]

@AegisMU damn right.if it was up2 me his mouth wud be forced open, and a white hot coal dropped in there, see how much he likes 2 blaspheme our lord with a scalded tounge!

[FluffyFeralMarmot]

Poster child for Asperger's.

[pecker101010]

@buuski ur fucking chinese

[AnEnragedBear]

Oh my god this man is amazing, intelligent, and entertaining at the same time.

[pecker101010]

@skinnyman1423 it makes u a virgin u worthless fuck

[buuski]

@pecker101010

lol you're a fucking faggot.

[IKillBabyKittensLOL]

He's so cute.

[TheAndiePerson]

Thumbs up for the monster pig of all time.

[MrKillingGuy]

Peanuts don't have vaginas, who knew?

[faunflynn]

Stumbles iover tricky verbiage. Great line.

A shill and a phoney.

I'm sorry for that.

What evil boys.

Kudos.

[brendgerrits]

laat da geen uur duuren en drie minuten da is veel te lang zeg nou zelf wwie valt daar nou nie van in slaap?

[pecker101010]

this old fuck is stupid

[skinnyman1423]

Well he's smarter than you'll ever be and if he is stupid what does that say about your intelligence.

[ObsidianTeen]

Okay, what's the music at the beginning of the video?

[DannyJProductions]

"Breasts: They eventually do deflate"

Howard Bloom

[faunflynn]

This is great. The best man.

I love you for telling this story.

Kudos man.

RESPECT.

[dapopo100]

this go's really well whilst playing starcraft.

[comedystylings]

0:08:35

[Seanze329]

Greetings from Portland. :) Wonderful wonderful story teller.

[spencerific93]

What song do you use to lead off each question???

[funkyfreshguitar]

This video was fantastic, thank you!

[OneEyeShadow]

Just love the little Story you told in the beginning, it's like the biggest introduction to a topic of all of the videos TJ ever uploaded on this channel.

[moltenthoughts]

i enjoy these videos but they have don a really good job of making me realize that i have nobody to talk to

[JunkCCCP]

Women are cute! Women are cuddly! I laughed out loud, that was great.

[MarkArandjus]

96 people are pretentious cocksuckers.

[unorthodoxJ]

Shouldn't there be a Howard Bloom playlist?

[Fishy2shoe]

How old is Howard?

[cavalri]

Amazing video. He does an outstanding job combining science with fantastic storytelling.

[zenguin13]

Look at this guy mincing about, he thinks he's so cute. His college chums were correct...what a schnook.

[zerbloo987]

Close your eyes, and picture Jeff Goldblum.

[kaotik1981]

@SuperBlahmaster want proof?Take a look at the Rockefellers: they had knowledge of some "event" just b4 9/11

"And then we will go into Afghanistan, searching for a guy who will never be found, and we will build a gas line across the country"

-"OMG What is your ultimate agenda doing this?"

-"To get everybody chipped with the RFID chip on the planet (all the money will be on the chip) so if anybody turns against us or get off the line, we just turn off the chip"-it's in the documentary: Zeitgeist

[IamLiterallyRetarded]

@kaotik1981 Zeitgeist is pure bullshit, sorry. Do some research.

[kaotik1981]

@IamLiterallyRetarded Why do I have a feeling that says your answer is about Jesus? No, not the mexican gardener. I have done my research, both ways: to confirm the stuff and to challenge the stuff. 90% confirmed, 10% challenged...

I have seen human RFID ads years before dogs become commonly chipped.

History is full of these fucks, this is the bottom line. You may have learned about heroes and fairy tale things like patriots or what the hell. I have learned about powerplays behind the courtain.

[IamLiterallyRetarded]

@kaotik1981 I was an atheist when your dad was learning how to jack off. Zeitgeist is bullshit, Jesus is bullshit, and conspiracy theories are a symptom of mental illness.

[kaotik1981]

@IamLiterallyRetarded Mental illness...yeah. Those doctors say that wh did not have any reputation in the beginning of the 20th century. They invented the illnesses to fight against. For example: you are a little depressed. you go to the "doctor". You 2 start a 5 minute conversation. "The Doctor" says you have a chemical imbalance in your brain (no chemical tests conducted, but the white collar shaman knows you have chemical troubles)...yeah I believe them. All hail the modern shamans.

[IamLiterallyRetarded]

@kaotik1981 Paranoia is a symptom of schizophrenia which is a serious mental illness. Paranoia is also a symptom of bipolar disorder, dementia, and sever clinical depression, all of which are real.

[kaotik1981]

@IamLiterallyRetarded bipolar disorder is also an invented disease in the billion dollar drug industry. All of those prescription drugs are made against these illnesses have "side effects" like homicidal and suicidal attempts and so on.You tell me that I should do some research? Blow me...I have done my research. "I was an atheist when your dad was learning how to jack off"

I think you belong to a generation who never knew anything. Please return to your coffin. email me: yousuck at blow me. com

[IamLiterallyRetarded]

@kaotik1981 "The little boy who did not understand brain chemistry" by kaotik1981. Are you a Scientologist by any chance? You sound as dumb as one. Keep shitting on science and stockpiling food in your little underground bunker. The rest of us will be up in the real world.

[kaotik1981]

@IamLiterallyRetarded :The little boy who got his diploma at wikipedia LOL

Psychiatry is not a real science in its current state you moron.

Who are they really if they can tell you that you have chemical disorder in your brain from a conversation? I mean really. Who are you to tell me that I have a brain disease related to a chemical imbalance in my brain if you did not take any chemical sample to test?LOL you have the nick what should be your official name on your ID card.

Scientology my ass.

[IamLiterallyRetarded]

@kaotik1981 There are cameras in the closet you know what i mean. Do not Tadt difernt have to go hnow

[kaotik1981]

@IamLiterallyRetarded The little boy who cannot spell. Teh mis pel rulz.

I don't speak (I did not speak) about cameras in the closet. Camera is just one tool.

You said "zeitgeist is bullshit". Exactly, what part? "Do your research" what research did YOU do? My quess: you did not do anything to prove your point. Me? I checked all the references (you know, letters and names and books, the spooky TLDNR stuff in the end of the video) and checked them from other sources too. Sounds like research.

[IamLiterallyRetarded]

@kaotik1981 The shit about Jesus being a rip off of Horus etc is just not true. There are similarities, but there are similarities in nearly all mythology (and I include comic books as a form of mythology). The REAL "conspiracy" behind Christianity is the fact that it was essentially started by Paul, not Jesus. Modern Christianity is Paulism. As for the tacked on 9/11 shit, I don't buy it. Religious nut jobs did it, and the gov. used it as an excuse for yet another war.

[kaotik1981]

@IamLiterallyRetarded Yep, religious nutjobs: Illuminatis. The thing is too obvious: burn the Reichstag and blame it to commies. Blow up a few symbolic buildings and wipe brown people off the map

"Democratize or I shoot you"-nice political attitude.

The Horus thing is real, no matter who did the copycat version. Even the ten commandments are plagized. About the conspiracy: the whole religion is that:They put a hole inside your mind and fill it with their dicks for life. Sounds like conspiracy

[IamLiterallyRetarded]

@kaotik1981 Illuminatis? That is off the chart nuts. Dan Brown books are fiction FYI. In a conspiracy, there are people (with names) behind them. Who are the actual people behind this GIGANTIC conspiracy spanning thousands of years? What are their names?

[kaotik1981]

@IamLiterallyRetarded FYI I don't read Dan Brown. "people with names"? I have named some of them below. Okay, you need a few more names, let's get it done.

Uncle W, and his daddy, and his grand daddy Prescott Bush, The Rothchilds and the Wartburgs, and the list could go on and on.

By the way, they were behind all the totalitarian regimes from the XVIII th century, that's why they always have a head start in the rat race for money & power.

500 characters are simply not enough to prove my point.

[IamLiterallyRetarded]

@kaotik1981 Yeah, rich people have more power than non-rich people. But it's not a conspiracy, it's called Capitalism.

[kaotik1981]

@IamLiterallyRetarded You suck. Why? Would you just at least do google searches to prove yourself wrong? Nooo fucking way. Your whole little world would collapse if you would face some facts. Go ahead and do what you do...watch TV it's good 4 you.

You fail so hard...I don't even know where to start. Protect your almighty capitalism and you will realize that you wasted your time. Follow the leader and jump if he says jump (I think that's all you did in your whole life)

[IamLiterallyRetarded]

@kaotik1981 You missed my point. It's not a secret that rich people control the world. Therefore it's not a conspiracy. It's right out in the open, that's how capitalism works. I never said that was a good thing. My whole point here is that you are getting sucked into bullshit conspiracy theories. Use the logical part of your mind, do some math, and you will see that sometimes things happen without a puppet master pulling all the strings. You are trying to make order out of chaos.

[kaotik1981]

@IamLiterallyRetarded I am not missing the point. Just google this little phrase: Financial Terrorism. This is what has the nickname "capitalism"

You just don't want to admit that terrorists and conspirationists run the "No.1 Country in the universe"

You fail to admit that your masters have dirt under their nails because you are trained to shut up & to believe this "everything is allright" bullshit.

If there is no puppet master, how in the world could this globe go so fucked up? It wasn't me...

[minersmith]

@kaotik1981

What 'facts' are we looking for exactly?

What you appear to be trying to describe is a dictatorship.

Capitalism is not about everybody following a person(s) in power... it is about the private sector having control over the market.

Capitalism alone however is not perfect which is why we have mixed economies.

Now stop trolling others and try to make legitimate points instead of flaming them.

[kaotik1981]

@minersmith -ism means to follow someone or something blindly. In this case, money and wall street criminals.

"Not perfect"-it won't be even close to perfect. Ever.

What facts do you want? okay, you 'll get some facts.

Somebody was making a killing seconds after the first plane hit the WTC. "OMG, gold must be exploding"

This was the first thought of a gold investor who did not know about the plan.Whoever was aware of that opportunity, made billions that day. Take a look at the market charts.

[Brooxmeysta]

@IamLiterallyRetarded Your name says alot.

[IamLiterallyRetarded]

@Brooxmeysta Your name says nothing.

[kaotik1981]

@IamLiterallyRetarded Double thinking is the cleanest symptom of brainwashing.

Your self made doctor ass should have gone for a real diploma.

[rreewwad]

@IamLiterallyRetarded You are literally retarded

[DevonWhorton]

@IamLiterallyRetarded Zeitgeist is probably %50 bullshit, to be fair.

[kaotik1981]

@IamLiterallyRetarded Why do I think that your reply has something to do with jesus?

[heroesandcons09]

INTRODUCING THE HUMONGOUS HOWARD HUMONGOUS RULER OF THE WASTE LAND LEADER OF ROCK N ROLLA!!!

[NovemDecem]

That was really great. I ended up unintentionally watching the whole video and listen to Howard. I'll make up for the other videos with him soon.

[WKaliberr]

@godzilla5500 what

its true

[WKaliberr]

My Moms ia a MILF

[BobThePatriot]

00:00-23:00 Wow what a great story, I can really relate to young howard. Kind of makes me feel proud to be socially awkward sometimes :)

[MyEggIsBoiled]

"About all the pussy they got I imagine". We guys.. we have a connection. We know what the fuck happens. We don't even know what color these guys' hair was.. and we all knew the answer to this. Males are impressive.

[jimchippington]

thumbs up if you watched the whole thing :D

[JeffroTheMan1]

@jimchippington No.

[lusteraliaszero]

@jimchippington that's usually how videos work. you watch them.

[ApplesFallFromTrees]

I hope Jimsey sees this video.

[EnthalpyH]

Not only is Howard an intelligent, but his voice is teh sex.

[Monobob74]

Howard-" can u explain your views towards religion again, I saw it in one of the last videos but didn't manage to see your perspective"

[KiydeSan]

Howard - "This will be quadruple X rated at the least"

TJ - "DO ET!"

[GMODCREATOR]

wow I just watched the whole thing but didn't take any of it in....

[SADCRYINGDOLFIN]

whats the song in the begining? o,o

[gmoney101392]

can someone reply to me with a synopsis on how he lost his virginity

[midnightsunrising]

@gmoney101392 With his penis.

[Dubickimus]

i had to stop at 33:00 to finish it later

[Wiiownz16]

@Tommy7009 You are a dumbass. You used the wrong form of "too".

[Blair63B]

that doctor sounded like he lived the dream...

btw machiavelli was a badass

[Melroph]

Hey guys, please check out my Obama video response to this. Thumbs up if you like it :D

[BoozyBeggar]

Didn't get laid till 19? Definitely a Jew.

[celidee]

YESSSSSSSS!!!! I love this guy!!!! I'm reading his book now.

[Clawdragoons]

Interesting, but I've heard or figured out most of what he said prior to this video anyway, so not too much new information.

The whole assortative mating thing was still interesting though, mostly because it applies so little to me. I mean, seriously, my ideal mate shares very few characteristics with me. Species being one of the characteristics not shared.

How much different can you get at that point?

[171rider]

i was watching this thinking im only going to watch the first 20 mins...then i got put in this trance im sure i could go another 2 hours listening to this guy talk.

[Monobob74]

am I the only 15 year old that watches these shows cuz I find them interesting? not a rhectorical thing just wanna know

[21betox]

@Monobob74 you are not:)

[iKiLLEDreaganTWICE]

@Monobob74 hahah i'm fifteen too!

[MITCHsaysHI]

@Monobob74

Does 16 count?

[TheZipperMuffin]

@Monobob74 i watch em too. they are good. he's the reason im atheist too

im 15

[Hopleet]

@Monobob74 Nope.

[XSidRapedMyCatX]

Isn't that the intro music for the YouShoot series?

[reemshereen]

see this video >>>>> Truth Of Prophet Mohammed - حقيقة محمد رسول الله

[chinezyxx]

Awesome story !! I like the way he tells the story !!

[smallchrst]

lol 4:00 starts to sound like the Navarro sergeant from Fallout 2

[sasuke000naruto]

Perfect

[SagTactlessness]

So why do women like when many men fight over them to the point when she is stepping over their bodies, if men are all the same among themselves and they are all same type as a woman?

Or, if not so, does the small guy stands the chance (if this kind of fight is what's actually going on: fight among different types of people!) against the big guy who compensates knowledge or whatever with his height?

[TheOglibogli]

@SagTactlessness Think they "like" that since it's both on a genetical plane to get more of an eye for king-of-the-hill people, aswell it's ideologic to pick what seems the strongest one, everyone along with people in high social status cliques tells ye to pick the strongest one. And as a more icing on the cake: All people love to be in the center of good attention, it makes ye feel important and closely cared for.

[vengefall]

Awesome story, I love a good speaker.

[LedZeppelinx88]

shoulda just told this rambling jew to get the point and turn an hour long story into 20 mins

[onehandraisinbransam]

TAA you're so smart why do you have so little conversation ability?

[IPlayInBeastMode]

@onehandraisinbransam He's telling a story. When someone tells a story, dumbass, you let them tell it and interject as little as possible as to avoid interrupting them.

[MultiPineapple100]

fvck you you fvcking fvck

[mrt110883]

So his roommates basically kidnapped his gf, and that was cool back then? Am I missing something?

[idoporges]

i wish he had a better camera

[Habegger23]

Where is e5?, i wish for more howard!

[Zggi1]

Portland, OR-A-GON??

Tsktsk.

[skyridge6192]

I like the second part of the video better; the first part sounded like the meanderings or a sarcastic and pretentious megalomaniac. But Howard is still Amazing.

[skyridge6192]

hey he has the same air conditioner as me!

[BeastHeldByChains]

Truly an astonishing story TJ. Thanks for the post!

[Abyss2002]

Was a good listen...guys wonder how women end up with some goofy guys, now you know.........

More, I agree

[buggfire]

but i always give you shit but for this post i sub so there

[pigfarts992]

I sat here and watched the whole entire video

[buggfire]

@pigfarts992 i did too.

[buggfire]

lame ending.

[MasterTaiki]

What do mexicans see as attractive and beauty? What about their genetic pros and cons? Just curious.

[Jonstern1983]

Latka Gravis played by Andy Kaufman came from Caspiar.

[Akus75038]

he sounds like Jeff Goldblum

[darkbyte101]

MORE

[jokeistman]

basically he screwed some chick in a apartment that smelled like gas but it was awkward and he didn't cum his first time. now go do your dailies...

[TheToxicVoid]

@jokeistman

HAHAHA LOL

Brewfest daily!

[AnimeTalk]

ugh thumbs down on this one, tedious torture to sit through this guy, blahhhh!

[LanceFehr]

The first thing I thought was....HOLY SHIT THIS IS LONG!!! I quickly got interested and thought.....ITS OVER ALREADY?!?

Strangely intriguing.....Totally worth the hour and 3 minutes.

[ehteht43]

@LanceFehr I know right?

[ZimzRevenge]

@LanceFehr

That's what she said.

[TheFatboy1800]

who is this guy?

[dustinjr1993]

@TheFatboy1800 howard bloom! what he does im not exactly sure

[gingergirl63]

"I mean, this is going to be quintuple X-rated!"

"DO IT! 8D"

[MyVansPink]

Anyone know the music in the intro?

[ShadowKaiserin]

Thank you for explaining why all my friends are guys. Now I get it, I'm more bearable than their own kind! :p

[silver6kraid]

Awesome interview, I can't wait for the next interview.

[DuskY1991]

Every minute of this video is awesome! Thanks for this.

[mohaa2007]

watch?v=BTjXeE3loRQ

this video about this jack ass ..check it out

[MarkArandjus]

"I preferred to hang around with women. Women are cute! Women are adorable! Women are cuddly! Women are fun!"

Sonofabitch mis'er Bloom, I thought I was alone :D

[MaxBGuitar]

That was an hour? lol

Didn't realized.

[jjaysober]

Thank you TJ for uploading a great mind I didn't know of.

[keeler1160]

Amazing athiest Talk about Scientology What do you think about Scientology?!?

[jefam99]

@itsthewoo you are alone, I thought that it was very interesting, and whileyou are entitled to your opinion; I question whether you did not like it because it was offensive to you or because you were unable to comprehend him

[moondreamer68]

great story :)

[grimmy24]

time well wasted, thanks for the story.

[ItsTheWooo]

This guy is a fucking asshole.

Misogynistic, frustrated ugly short loser. Racist as well.

I literally feel slightly nauseated after watching him.

[Alhaco92]

interesting...

[MRpseudoDUDE]

COOL STORY NAZI ATHEIST

[rabadooda]

THIS VIDEO SUCKS COCKS. NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO A NERD TALKING ABOUT HIS HOMOSEXUALITY FOR OVER AN HOUR. TJ, WTF IS THIS SHIT?