Shut Up Little Muppet!

[instantjubilation1]

fucking brilliant!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!! five stars

[ilackedtheheart]

You want to fuck with me? Just remember one thing, one day I will kill you.

This is some pretty funny shit. I can't believe I found it only a couple of months ago.

[zaigernets]

This is very well put together.

[empv2]

omfg why are these vids so frikkin funny loooooooolz

[mightyhighrocks]

Incredible!

[catnomo]

WHAT TRACK IS IT CALLED FROM Shut Up Little Man" cd

[TheAwesomeDerek]

Time to go to bed Ray.......You've drunk the wine, you've drunk the vodker....and you were drunk by the time Tony came home....YOU AIN'T DECENT!

[ripsnorter419]

haha nice... straight from the pepto bismal palace

[tagomago72]

"Faabye you cocksucker!"

[deetroytboi]

lol dude this is great, nice timing ha ha

[JamesOkinawa]

Love it! Ray and Pete are funny as hell, but I would not want to be their neighbors!  STOP STEALING MY VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ray you are just fucking up!

[FuhQTube]

I will not -- ebbebbeh -- do... as you say!

[martialmonk]

Tears remain wet on my cheeks from uncontrolled laughter. I love Ray and Pete and Ernie and Bert. If I had the free time I had years ago, creating such video edits is how I'd spend my time. Lovely, lovely.

[AngryDeli]

"Get away from me, you fat motherfucker!"

"I'M NOT A FAT MOTHERFUCKER, ASSHOLE!"

[HuckleberrySlim]

if i have to tell u one more time not to steal my shit! cocksucker...

[sideshowcarny]

I would have like to have eaten tonight also, but I can't because of you talking about TOENAILS!

[fabbrunette]

i'm coming out there...with a bowl of soup

[avasaturnine]

Oh my god! Could that be anymore perfect? Amazing!

[falco6789]

ha you naver did anying in your fucking livef.

[IKErock]

I don't wanna watch queer shit - I wanna watch something decent!

[gnarlog]

Janet Steinman has friends!

[Slig77]

"YOU COCKSUCKER, IS THAT YOUR TELEVISION!?"

"No, it is Tony's. IT IS TONY'S!! So you stay away from it!"

[chalkdork]

I haven't laughed this hard in ages. I "loaned" a friend my Ray and Pate CD some years ago and miss it sorely. That is damn near perfect. Thank you!

[andophiroxia]

@chalkdork They remind me of Rik and Vyvyan from the 'Young Ones'.

[WormyT]

Classic.

Makes me wonder if I should finish my flash animation of Shutuplittle man I never finished 5 years ago.

Good job!

[lockbot2101]

Remember one thing...Bert WILL kill Ernie...AND he will do it from the sitting position...

[NaseemKO]

Sally---June---Abigail---Mae..­....this is just TOO much!

[FuhQTube]

Remember the classic episode where Mr. O'Looney died and Ernie started drinking to honor his memory? Bert finds him soused and says: "You has drunk the... Wine. You have drunk... Thee vodka. And you were drunk by the time that Big Bird came home! Now goddammit, I'm not gonna take this, Ernie! Ernie, you are JUST FUCKING UP!"

[pnice000]

"I had a decent dinner ready and you CRUCIFIED IT!"

[McP485]

You're watchin' a bunch of fuckin' queer motherfuckers! I don't wanna watch queer motherfuckers! I wanna watch somethin' decent. Like Jeopardy.

[gunji666]

Bert ain't a decent human being!

[mightyhighrocks]

We need a lot more of this.

[BowelCorpse]

Cops! I need you!!!

[MMA3013]

"Ha ha...you f--king piece of sh-t!"

LMAO

[ashland75]

"You thought you was so f---in' smart stolen my s--- the last time. This time you c---sucker I will put your ass in f---in' prison!"

Pricesless!

[GP1138]

Sorry darling! Sorry Mabel! Nancy!

[MMA3013]

"c--k sucker, you wanna f--k with me? Remember one thing....someday I will kill u, I mean that...I will kill you!"

LMAO!

[Bifftar]

I AM THE MUPPET RACE!

[eastweymouthchris]

Ernie MEWLS at the cops.

[Docthewrench]

good old ray and pete, been listening to them guys since the middle 90s on Drew and Mike on WRIF.

[zmgriffith]

You have to put yer shoes on to call the Police????

[TharriktheWookiee]

I may have to kick you in the F---ing Sh!t!

[StaircarLover]

You wanna stick me with that fork? Go back in there...

[dementiafeedbag]

whoever did this is a GENIUS - golden!

[cap65]

Oh my fucking God. Absolute genius. Somebody should do ALL of them.

I am drooling over the thought of seeing Bert say, "I fixed us a nice dinner - but you CRUUUCIFIED IT!!!!"

[latinchicken]

I'll set yer fuckin' har on fire

[viperhigh]

I think that skull and cross bones is the symbol for the Nova Express Times.

[viperhigh]

Okay Alice. Okay Julie.

[zxc1974]

get away from me, you fat motherfucker!

[tristianfabrini]

"If you wanna talk to me, shut your fuckin mouth!!"

[viperhigh]

Bert is being a nuisance. I want him declared a nuisance. I want him taken away for the night.

[bobsabin]

You think your mother and father we're a couple of fucking boys?!?

[McP485]

I did not stay drunk anywhere. I didn't stay drunk at the hospital. I did not stay drunk at the police station. And I call you responsible for both of 'em.

[YouDummy]

Don Silver has friends!

[videonutMI]

Search Ray Haskell and Pete on Wikopedia, it will give you the background story

[banchie1586]

do any of you even know who Ray and Pete are?

[jwhiteout]

Yeah you fuckin' piece of shit. Go live south of market. You're on welfare.

[hisoj]

noooo Ive been sleeping in the jail house

[MrAnus]

Great synching

[paulsbuck5]

That is so funny!