Master Chief Theater 3000: Episode 301 (Halo Machinima)

[greatgallade]

Shit graphics

[jokerhalo1]

@greatgallade well it was made ten years ago

[Whatswrongwithyomom]

Halo 1: Best cutscenes, best campaign, best Halo!

[XRomanSoldierX]

"Jenkins! Last time I talked to you, your balls hadn't even dropped yet! So, fill me in on the last 4 weeks."

[jazzthriller]

do halo:reach now!! :D

[m03hawkman]

omg sesame street reference

"1 soldier, 2 soldier, 3 soldier, 4 soldier, 5 soldier, 6 soldier, ahahah!"

[SuperShot95]

"Jekinns! Last time I saw you your balls haven't even dropped yet.... so, fill me in on the past four weeks." lol XD

[TransformersFan34869]

dude, where's the cortana-off button?

[Zentrix97]

Ring world :D LOL

[darkhelmet951]

I PROMOTE THIS VIDEO

[Pwnage2211]

SPACEBALLS REFERENCE WOOOT

[robk1990]

He's Hot- Damn Right I am! cracks me up every time

[GamertagIsTURTLER9]

this made me want to play halo 1 again

[shakenmikeg14]

@GamertagIsTURTLER9

but the library level I-8

[GamertagIsTURTLER9]

@shakenmikeg14 wtf are you trying to say?

[shakenmikeg14]

@GamertagIsTURTLER9 the library level sucks

[Zentrix97]

@shakenmikeg14 hell yeah it does! i only played it like 1 time, and that was when i got the game! i'm not even kidding, i played it once in coop and thats it

[Zachariahmiester]

We're gonna have to go right to... LUDICROUS SPEED!!! LUDICROUS SPEED GO!!!!!

[mrsim123]

1:06 reach

[supersonic2013]

jenkins when i last saw you your balls havent even droped...so fill me in the past 4 weeks

[kickinyounow]

LOL they were camping like bitches! LAWL

[axe11154]

isent this halo combat evolved

[picklem576]

watch season1 and 2 dumass

[axe11154]

i did moron i was pointing out how they said that season 1-3 are halo 3-2 but this isent ether this is halo combat evolved and further more season 1-2 are the halo 3 and halo 2 not combat evolved

YOU GOT THAT YOU DUM PEACE OF SHIT

[JereBria17]

you're a douche bag. its a GAWD DAMN YOUTUBE VIDEO! SHUT UP AND WATCH IT YOU DUMB MAN BITCH!

[axe11154]

tell that to pickle all i was asking was is this halo and he called me a dumb ass i dont see how i am to blame here

[CuriousRookie]

learn how to spell it's "isn't"

[silverwolfpacora]

How is this a halo 2 halo 3 comedy

[RubberBandTrooper]

they should do odst.

[DMBAProductions]

" they where camping like bitches!"

[innernoob1]

1:11 great spaceballs quote

[LegoMinifigs1]

why are we running this direction when you are running that direction?! lol totally a rvb caboose line!

[Kaykayslayer1]

i totally agree

[DeadlyInsomnia]

So what comes after this season? Marathon?

[LOWERPOWER117]

ludicrus speed go

Spaceballs

[zapel1]

jenkins! the last time i talked to you your balls hasn't even dropped yet! so.... fill me in on the past 4 weeks! XD!!!

[RockOn765]

hes hot!

damn right i am!

XD lol, these guys are hularious

[DARTHMARC0720]

babies and grenade launchers.

oh yeah!

[DangerousMonkey247]

please im begging u ppl stop quoting lines from popular machinimas! my head might implode!

[dudewhosbored]

"my head might implode"

funniest part

[Vinx210]

haha.

4:00

Funniest part EVER! hahaha.

[INDIANAgaby]

pause at 3:31 >:( face!

[DareAxel]

>X (

[twilightdonut]

have you guys notisd that johnson says diffrent things every time, like for me he says the covenet skull thinge

[torpedotoad]

it depends on wut difficulty ur on

[stardust113ify]

Oops.. Hope no one smelled that.. waft it..waft it...waft it..... These guys are so imature and funny.:)

[irish77777man]

they were camping like bitches. i love these guys.....no homo

[xbox360ftw333]

ah this better be good i was having a dream that involed babies and grenade launches........yes exsacly what you are thinking LOL

[Phinoh]

Jenkins! dude hows it going? last time i saw you your balls havent dropped. so hows the past four been? LOL

[TheycallmehQuiet]

i wonder if theyll do this for Halo: ODST

[RattinsKreige95]

they should do halo wars because that game waz horrible thell find tons of shit 2 nok on

[lionsluck09]

wat halo is this

[TheYellowSpartan]

THIS IS HALO 1!!! COMBAT EVOLVED!!!!

[HollowHelmet]

how could u not know.

[StaticActs]

omg I had the wierdest dream last night it was a wierd easter egg on halo 3.the easter egg was the pillar of autumn.I looked in the frigate and omg wtf there was keyes' corpse. wierd huh?

[GuineaPro3]

creepy

[Carnage1235]

Well, things happened, people got angry, but the important thing is, we ALL learned something here today.

[Nelson1177]

Go Snare Drum!

[ArcHeavyGunner111097]

this had better be good. I was having a drea about babies and grenade lanchures. Yes exactly what yuor thinking.loooooooooll

[stikTV]

Lol Ludicrest speed (however you spell it) is from Space Balls.

[SUPERTHUNDERSTONER]

but space didnt go plaid, that means that they couldnt have gone it :)

[stormtroopera52]

Jenkins! well last time i talked to you, your balls hadnt even dropped, so fill me in on the last 4 weeks xD PERFECT

[GivesGives]

omg the end was soooooooooooooooooooooo funny

[ooogmorg]

lol they were camping like bitchs!

[BobShanky]

waft it, waft it...

[heas4300]

Hahaha i just realised a major flaw in Halo

a Sgt aint an Officer

SIR YES SIR,

just no xD

[haloscarb]

ted bring out the shapene uh......... ted how could you

[Endlessdonut97]

they should do halo wars next. Then halo 3 ODST

[fearme1012]

1 SOLDIER 2 SOLDIER 3 SOLDIER 4 SOLDIER 5 SOLDIER 6 SOLDIER OOOO classic

[veryawesomeantonio]

ok so i haave a fat ass

ok so i have a big nose too dont get your panies in such a bunch

[DaEltee]

camping bitches...

[UbinTimor]

oh man they stole what me and my cousin were doing...

[RedRiotProductions]

Wait a minute why didnt they show the art where chief was at the bridge? And why didnt they show the part where they leave in the escape pod? I hope at least thats in episode 302

[BaronNathanel]

they were camping like bitches...LOL great line, good job again.

[lucaskelly11]

I never found any of these funny what so ever.

[jsh020]

so why do you keep comeing back to the videos

[DJCW]

but you still watched em all yeh?

[IamUnforgiven221]

"i was having a dream that involved babies and grenade launchers.... yes, it's EXACTLY what your thinking."

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

XD

[FlyingFox144]

lol nice

[wonderbobbi]

THAT WAS GREAT

[JackofallNutz]

Machinima: Epic fail at Mystery Science Theater 3000. Just ruined it for me.

Epic Fail.

[MauiJ]

you suck

[RedRiotProductions]

So is your face.

[JackofallNutz]

fuck u

[RedRiotProductions]

ur mom

[JackofallNutz]

blow me u ass fuck

[RedRiotProductions]

lol

[torontomccabe]

this video is dumb

[spartan6483]

no really the next GOOD halo game is "HALO 3 recon"

[wolfspower]

halo 3 odst u mean

[Tarrjue]

lol i think your right. Bungie left a huge cliffhanger screaming halo 4 but they probably idnt think it through and are probably just trying to think of a finishing storyline but cant make a full nother halo

[oaklandp8ntbalr]

probably mite hav sum finishing story in Halo Wars

[BowArrow79]

Halo wars is set before the events of Halo: CE

[XxRaN96xX]

halo wars is set before the first halo

[tre12324]

NOOOO REALLY???

[fearme1012]

i was just gonna say the same thing

[XxRaN96xX]

Some jackass said it was set after halo wars so how bout you keep your fucking sarcasm to youself asshole

[tre12324]

How about you keep your cursing to yourself?

[Deuling1]

Sorry, I can't be bothered to search for that last comment. The order of the halo games in the halo universe:

Halo Wars, Halo: CE, Halo 2 and Halo 3.

[CalvinDWalker]

don't forget recon XP

[Halomainaic1234]

You mean ODST not Recon, they changed the name, sorry.

[CalvinDWalker]

Oh my god! silly me, ODST ad Recon are two TOTLLY different things XP

[glennis25jr]

seriously...thats some insane figuring u did there!

[XxkillezxX]

Maybe a new Marathon?

[ppp9922]

not there best it okay.

[HalOGameRGabyuchI]

transformer plaforms in the sky

[dirkhowl]

danggggggggggggggg it's asome

[Nogrounds]

music at end?

[cheezoncrack]

jehkens! last time i talk to u ur balls havent drop

[Arname63]

best part "last time i talked to you your balls hadn't even dropped yet, so tell me about the 4 weeks i was asleep" XD

[biggsmafia]

lol

[ReconproductionsJDL]

0:20

Ok I Have A Fat Ass,Jeez

[Techwrath]

"Yeah those yellow stains were totally there when we- when- we- shut up!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[XDarkF3arX]

he's hot!

Your damn right i am.

LOL!

[frootofaloom]

"i was having a dream wit babies and gernade launchers" lol

[DMBAProductions]

they were camping like bitches

[sonicfan666]

they we're camping like bitches

[airsoftoverkills]

yey lutacris speed!

[gibsondoubleneck]

XDXD

o i hope no one smelt that.....just waft it just waft it ....just waft it

[monkeypwner360]

lol they were camping like bitches

[chick5581]

I really like this video! I'm sure you really put a lot of effort into making it and it really does show. Nice work! Upload some more if you can!

[PsyogiBottoms]

Awesome!

[Crazymaster666666]

they were camping like bitches lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololololol

[sarahk890]

why can't people spell anymore?

[sanitarium15]

wat du u maen? just kidding lol

[ima5150]

there are people on the internet?

I just thought it was only kids...

[Sam13lfc]

I think that's a rumour, nothing official has been anounced

[Eragon55555]

First level I ever played on Halo......

[brup123]

No kidding...lol

[headshot213]

they were camping like bitches! =)

[icosis89]

It was my first Xbox game too, and my first 3D game, before that it was just Final Fantasy, Zelda, Mario and Mega Man.

[shakensparco]

Ahhhh my first Xbox game ever... good times.

[f123456789knvm]

ended exactly how it started...oh the irony

[mrsmi1ey]

:D a true fan here.

[LeisurelyVinny]

babies with grenade launchers

[LemonLimeMan]

"so... fill me in on the past 4 weeks" lol!

[RepeatingProduction]

Sweet bloopers.

[Hebephrene]

"We are running at double the speed of which we would have normally run"

[ChidoriXhacker]

i loved the camping joke

pyrosmile u rock XD

halo 1 winner! XD

[jollo203]

ive always wondered whos driving the hog at 3:27

[Phinoh]

obviously a ghost! XD

[KeoghsGuides]

haha, yeah

[itachinaruto69]

it's remote controlled!

or a camo elite got it

[JakeTheForsaken]

*they were camping like BITCHES!*

LULD

[hussi434]

lol

[Zazaza47]

after this, halo wars?

[DDSpartan073]

no this is after halo wars

[MrBojengles824]

retard, he ment that after halo one cut scenes they do halo wars cut scenes

[roundedhalo]

Maybe..... YOU KNOWS! :D

[mrsmi1ey]

not really sure at the moment. :)

[PbPePPer72]

Haha, i love this series. Glad to see it back up =)

Keep up the good work!

[AngryC4t]

and Cortana, i need you to become disturbingly attractive to obsessive Halo fanboys everywhere.

[noobkiller1567]

nice new ep.

[DRAGONIOUS7]

Damn jenkins last time i talked to u ur balls havent even dropped.. fill me in on the past 4 weeks?

[Wiicubemaster]

haha! this is so funny! LOL

[bwilcrow]

About damn time they did the original halo.

[ozzehz]

That was good :)

[DoubleGlock45]

LMAO

[programaster]

lolz, SPACEBALLS REFERENCE!!!

[glyphion]

Blee>bloop>bleep>bloop>bleep>b­loop>bleep>bloop>bleep>bloop>b­leep>bloop>bleep>bloop>bleep>b­loop>bleep>bloop>bleep>bloop>b­leep>bloop>bleep>bloop>bleep>b­loop

"I have so many achievables!"

[teotronrs]

they were camping like bitches lol

[paul123tomkings]

Boop bee boop boop

[koliob]

damn is there seriously 301 episodes??

[OwnedDaPope]

no it means Season 3 episode 1

[Steam56]

Damn does someone have to say that every time a new episode comes out?

[gunit487]

when it says 301 it realy mean season:3 episode:01 implying that the episodes will at least go to 310

[white8ass8kika]

whats that tune at the end when it says Master Chief Theater 3000 on the ring cause i swear its in perfect dark

[mr0scary]

master queef

[Dafuzzzzzz]

what does he say at 0:46?