Dinosaur Rocket Syndrome

[ThePadfootPatronus]

That was a seriously impressive farmer's tan.

[jaymeeboh]

Oh my goodness, farmer's tan!

[wickeddramachildren]

Your uncomfortable faces made me laugh REALLY hard.

[TookItHomeToJenny]

The Wink-Guy would beat Chuck Norris at beer pong!!!! Actually thats impossible, but he would be a close second...

Old school? Yeah I know.... :)

[TheCovertConverser]

That wink was awesome!

[misawa4000]

SWEET FARMER'S TAN!!!

[TheNewsboysRule]

CUPONK x)

[origamic1]

...and it's farmer tan for the WIN!

[kadpadnenoc]

You sound like Dr.Zoiberg .

[42ndPaperclip]

don't gotta? DON'T GOTTA? do not have to? :D

[wickeddramachildren]

That face at 3:16.... X'D

[DesignMads]

badass farmer tan

[Rithene]

I keep watching the ping-pong ball trick and trying to figure out how he did it...there must have been a mirror involved, but still, I can't fathom how all the angles worked out...

[meadsy101]

T-Shirt tan!

[xXsaikanoXx]

2:46 Exploding head syndrome? Why not Zoidberg syndrome?

[PlasticInk]

Mom: "Craig, we go through this every *dinging* year."

[mikeysrose]

That ping pong ball trick was sweet.

[shortstuff9296]

I'm just a regular explosion

[regularguy5mb]

Michelle Bachmann constantly looks frightened, surprised, and crazy.

Which, of course, is accurate in every way.

[anything0everything]

i miss free bagel fridays...... :'(

[MsExplodia]

I lost it at sbulf. XD

[mynameissarahred]

LOLOLOL @3:13 hahahahahahaaaa :L

[Aaztha]

is tht a tan line? xDDDDDDD

[MrPopify]

Where is the bedroom in that new apartment?

[ImmaSquidlng]

@MrPopify to the left

[Nintenrock]

1:07 it's weird, he's not wearing only the same clothes last year, but he's wearing the same glasses when he haven't got them before. LOL

[atypop]

What does the ping pong wink have to do with the rest of the video?

[Cassirolled]

@atypop They're both awesome?

[ShyMiyako110]

tan line lol ;D

[wwerey96]

Im complete watchin wheezy from my phone

[BeckyMayx]

maaaaaajour tan lines!

[olithegreat]

AWESOME WINK!!!!

[LMAOthataintfunny]

I wonder how many takes the that wink took

[SantiLady10]

i like your new couch

[whosaiducaneatmario]

3:17 needs to be the thumbnail

[KSaebinMusic]

3:09 "How do i get that job?"

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[MJLongman]

I love Wheezy's videos, he's brilliant at editing :D Also the exploding head syndrome sounds hilariously misleading.

And the German words thing - LOL :D I agree, it should be a t-shirt.

[WeeklyGosling]

Nice tan Wheezy...dunno if you bothered using suncream because if you didn't you COULD DIE! of possible skin cancer...so use it ill be watching 0.0

[DrOwenJRooney]

at 2:52 he sounds like zoidberg

[NonaSoumy]

hahaha I watch you high and it's so awesome dude

[stupidisameanword1]

Wheezy is my dad....exactly like my dad .... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh i love him!!! wheezy that is

[icsomethingshiny124]

More shirtless Wheezy plz.

[just1uniqueword]

FARMERS TAN!!! (: love u wheezy

[momotruck]

Seriously, that explosive quote still startled me.

[FlamboyantSisters]

German words just sound like explosions.

That should be a tsrhit.

[MCRideout]

GARAGEBAND LOOPS FTW!

[blogprincess]

I couldn't pay attention to anything in the video after that epic tan!

[dsmatos0130]

o_0 So much chest hair. =O

[moibourgeois]

BEST WINK EVER

[theFemeGeek]

you have such a round head o.o

[rockxnxlove]

coolest wink video EVERRR!!

[NerdyBroc]

Epic farmer tan!!!

[Kingro619]

3:16 there's your constipated advert

[smithler7]

3:31 - 3:35

Wtf?

[stefanpwinc]

THE BURGER KING KING IS NO MORE!!! :D

[camelCaseFTW]

moobs

[angelisland22]

Craig, you're my favourite.

[pierosanchez2010]

It's Michael from vsauce!! Haha

[ssbrwl]

What about our children? ha!

[Roont3]

Pete in A box doing the ping pong ball thing FTW!!!!

[DeathandDoomed]

my video stopped to buffer at 2... so it didn't blow up!

[JumbieWinston]

****thats awsome hey were making a fast food fishing video and taking a poll to see what food we shall use for bait check my page for the video and post ur answer!!!!!!!!******

[FredFreek678]

3:17 LOL, just made my morning!!!

[karenhamway1970]

Check out the video called: DANCER TAKES A DUMP in the video responses. It's frickin' hilarious!!! :D

[maddirox100]

i had a hypnic jerk during ur video... coincidence i think not!!!!!!!!!

[mark2bit]

Chest beard!

[thewirelessdrool]

i still can't figure out if it's the same guy

[Guythemanly]

When are you playing in Chicago?

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[AuntEon]

Cool WINK!

[SuperOminia]

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[Monster3518]

I claim explosion wednesday, so now you can't make it your thing. Like I can't make breathing my thing.

[AnomyUndone]

first i was all like, NEW VSAUCE CHANNEL?

but then i was all like, NOOOO

and now im all like, this is isnt bad.

[AkaiVash]

why is only is right arm tanned ?

[TheGamerFiles101]

this guy made me lafgh so i choked on a coco puff...

[carmenimperial]

hes starting to make sense

[04ray25number2]

What happen with the intro? "hey! vsauce".

[DoggieGotHops]

thumbs up for tittays?

[SrtaUckermann1021]

I want to be like YOU when I grow up. :)

[shortstuff9296]

@SrtaUckermann1021 Not wheezy? Just you? You're selfish.

[RTrevorCollins]

I always film myself sleeping... What? Whaaaat?

[MsPickyPrincess]

Youtube Search: La Parkour =USrFjIXiSbQ

[singingbirds98]

nice tan line wheezy ;) 

[zDoMiiNaToR]

IM DONE

[electricpiti]

i hate when people says thumbs up.

[Stickrazyinsane]

2:10 it's also called a "hypnogogic startle".

[Shane73ish]

@0.00

[NerdsteR5]

omg vsauce look alike

[LilahFred]

farmer's tan.

[mylescot24]

he sounds like zoidberg 2:51

[PoolShark403]

retiaWyzeehW is also a funny word. :3

[oreocookie46]

is that vsause?

[martentenra]

Craig's farmer tan at 2:52 is huge lol

[MrCarterawesome1]

@martentenra thats not Craig its farmer tan clone

[Kelleriah]

Burger King got rid of their Burger Pimp!

[wiffiw]

omg! even your chest has a beard! awesome

[thehumancritic1]

How much unrelated stupidity can a moron blabble in 4:21 ? I do not know I only lasted 40 seconds.

[harrish100011]

i clicked on this because of vsauce guy

[TheDirekChew]

HANDSTAND!!!!!!!

[martn2420]

Insert "Scanners" reference here.

[DietmarSchwarz]

Frederick Lau ist eine coole Sau!!

[carmenimperial]

the look i see is---help me

[Pslm91v14n15]

"What about out children?!"

wheezy, we don't have children.

[verincredible]

i'm loving the farmer's tan..

[BloodAngelSWE]

2:55 He didn't cry himself to sleep! :O

[skater4life1506009]

Nice farmers tan

[rickaistechtalk1]

I had no clue there was a meet the parents, I guess I'm too young to know :(

[SmallMediumLarge41]

0:15 i thought he was gonna kiss the cam...

[qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7]

Dr. Zoidberg? 

[NHBdualcomm]

/watch?v=t3FzMVfJY3Y

[ummitsapapaya]

lul farmers tan

[SharpShotSeth]

I haven't got on watched your videos in months and Explosion Wednesday isn't a thing yet.

I haven't decided either.

[TheJFKWahoo]

did eny1 notice the GAINT BLUE BEARD on weezys shelf biffor this vedio?

seriusly you shold do a tour of ur place sometime..... but not inside the aligator pit please

[CrayonInMyMouth]

"German words just sound like explosions...that's just the way it is."

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

epic tshirt tan, wheezy

[LiveLovePanic]

Look at those tan lines XD

[markedlymadison]

Lol your T-Shirt tan... ;)

[EmoYaoiFangirl]

I was born on Elvis' birthday, and my parents' anniversary is on his deathday.

I can't escape the king! *O*

[MrTobbzzz]

Thumbs up if you think he looks like Vsauce

[dragonflymagee]

boomtown was awesome weezy

[daniellos333]

whats with this dude and explosions

[thisfunnygirliknow]

Dude when I saw the ad. before this video had Taylor Lautner in it I fell compelled to watch the whole thing...

[KunichiMinamino]

has anyone ever compiled a list of all Craig's quotes? If so, please send it too me.

[RobProductions183]

this guy kind of looks like kevin on vsauce

[mezzomatics]

did anyone else almost cry when he found out his mom was alive? cause i feel really silly right now. emotional music makes me emotional

[emmareex3]

I have a BANANAS shirt now :)

[prathijamusic]

Nice tan lol

[lunathewarrior]

I sent Wheezy the eagle crossing sign! :D

[246947]

german words just sound like explosions ahahhah

[Depositron]

thumbs up if you subscribed for Weezy's glorius rack... also that time he killed people with a tounge

[hammad9980]

Vsauce look alike!

[mscrazyjno3]

@hammad9980 lol ikr!! I thought he was Vsauce!!

[hammad9980]

@mscrazyjno3 haha yea same!

[ubernoobly]

@hammad9980 omg i was thinking that

[BellaSolveig]

I don't want to raise my child in a world where Miracle Whip is a condiment of choice.

[CTFxCinema]

Are you that Wheezy band guy?

[BaklToDricon1955]

ha! your man boob jiggles when you jump.... lol ;)

[TheSlayerZach]

Are you the gay version of the VSauce guy?

[Maphack1337]

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PM When done.

[ServeTheBeaver]

Don't worry, Wheezy. Burger King's dead now :D

[Otakulicious]

Elvis's birthday is January 8th. I know that because that day is also my birthday. :D

[wbobbywx]

Is it me or does this guy kinda look like Vsauce?

[maharshi1893]

wheezy enough with the couch .... |:^"

[carmenimperial]

he looks like he just lost his girl

[Nexus2Eden]

You are Beary Sexy...Grrrr..

You are furrier in the dark - nice. :)

[GargantuanHunter]

3:31 ...........

THAT WAS SO COOL!!!!! \m/