Snatch Greatest Quotes

[DubIsForLife]

The best part is when tyrone is the Getaway driver and theey get trapped in the bank LOOL

[AH17293]

tyrone u silly fat bastard

[AH17293]

what about when they are in the pub?

[ValveBrain]

u forgot one part ...

Ur on thin fucking ice my friend , and i aint gonna under , when it breaks

[HetmanWielkiKoronny7]

as for me the whole movie is amazing



[cyrilauberger]

"if it doesn't work, you can still hit people with it"

[MrGodmilan]

4:05 the song is in GTA SA. From now on when i drive i'm gonna rape this song and smash some mothefucking ballas

[SorteSilenoz]

"he's about as jewish as he is a fucking monkey"

[M1tc4LL]

Its a fucking anti aircraft gun vincent

[relaxxson]

u take sugar NO THANKS IM SWEET ENOUGH

[metyuewb]

....AND A PIKEY REACTION IS QUITE A FUCKIN' THING.

[TheRSDDoSTool]

One of my favourite movies lol.

[TheFarmboy1600]

zee germans

[TheBrothersMaximum]

"You're a ruthless little cunt, Liam, I'll give you that." Brick Top.

[JaguarPawww]

Every line in this film is quality, 100% British patter, sit there with a grin the whole way through it, end up having teeth like bricktop

[phexus82]

"You been usin' dog shit for toothpaste?"

[Bladetrini10]

you like dags?

[MrBlueboycfc]

best film ever got most of my fav english acoters in it :)

[georgykicksass]

This one is average. Lock, Stock is by far better.

[djrandallp]

The opening music sucks, but the rest of the video kicks ass!

[babinecz]

"It was a funny angle" -Tyrone

"It's behind ya, Tyrone...whenever you reverse, fings come from behind ya" -Solomon

[babinecz]

@babinecz Vinny, not Sol! Apologies

[JamesDS95]

Ah, Tyrone, "You silly fat bastard".

[silvercivik]

Avi: Shut up and sit down you big-balled fuck.

[uncbbal4life11]

0:30 to bypass the bullshit at the beginning

[Munezfan30]

Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.

[GolfDaly]

"It was a funny angle."

[mrjoostietoostie]

210 people are hungry pigs who can eat a fuckin' body in 8 minutes ;D

[merchin0made0easy]

@mrjoostietoostie "Well... thank you for that. Now if you wouldn't mind telling me who the FUCK you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?"

[serge9259]

I love dAgs! Now i dont like dogs anymore!

[bvdek]

@TravestyInc - "It's fur meh maaah"..... You're what?...... It's for his maaaaah!"

[bvdek]

@TravestyInc "Sugar?..... No thanks Turkish... I'm sweet enough"

[armusaran]

Too bad you couldn't get a track from the movie and settled for 3 doors down... personally I think it ruins the vid (especially by starting it with it!) but these quotes could be played over a baby cryin' and I'd still enjoy them.

[Luke96Green]

"Now, we're fucked"

[sosdkny]

"You have all the characteristics of a dog Gary"

[pmsTriix]

HAHA, its a anti-air craft gun!

[silvia19817]

oh British accent- me gusta :P

[play3105]

It's tip-top :)

[TF141Afterburner]

"What do you kids think you're doin?, its a free country i'n it?, well it's not a free shop is it, so fuck off" i love that bit xD

[bylertrown]

..and the song at the end.

[bylertrown]

snatch is my favorite movie of all time.. but i almost gave this movie a thumbs down because of the song at the start!

[gblcarvalho94]

u missed the part about the replica guns

[sh00tmyself]

I like it when Boris goes into the diamond shop and he says ".. I have a job for you" when his eyes enlarge

[Plummie4]

Get your tongue out of my arse......that's what dogs do......you're not a fucking dog are you gary??!!

[ImDrTedNelson]

"We have sandy beaches." So who the fuck wants to see 'em?

[mafiamanj15]

"You've got Replica written down the side or your gun, and mine has Desert eagle .50 written down the side of mine...now...fuck off." lol

[phideauxiii]

my faves:

AVI: "look in the dog"

TONY: "you can call me susan if it makes you happy"

AVI "i'm getting heartburn. tony, do something terrible"

[smartboy13212124]

"I fuckin' hate pikes" you've missed this one

[Sunnbuzz]

Its fucking squeeking !!

[Psycho1nsane]

they give him the CHOP doug...

[Greenpaypa]

"in the quiet words of vigin mary, cum again" LOL!

[17sndlilboots]

Fish, chips, cup of tea, bad food, poor weather, mary fuckin' poppins, LONDON!!!!

[LazySurgeon]

Whats the song in the beginning

[houssas]

@LazySurgeon 3 doors downwhen im gone

[elrockerchido]

"You got a toothbrush, cuz we are going to london"

[robertmihoc]

or "Who whould mug 2 blaack men, armed sitting in a car that worth less than a shirt"

[Hussarer]

"Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck!" LMAO

[MrWardy369]

shut up, sit down you bald headed fuck!

[SteveDOTmpeg]

@MrWardy369 big bald fuck*

[MrWardy369]

@SteveDOTmpeg oh ye thx for correcting me

[Rapatz100]

I don't know who's hardest in this movie. Brick Top, Boris the Blade or Bullettooth. I think Boris takes it because of his nickname

[Recovrd1]

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

[siddhu318]

u forgot one of the besties

(Turkish : u take sugar, Brick Top : no thank u turkish,i'm sweet enough)

[CRAZYMILLWALL]

what about brick tops speak about nemesis

[Ghenghy]

Seen this movie probably 50 times, fuckeeeng hilarious!

[aloisiusj]

shut up and sit down you big bald fuck! legend

[anthonyc0152]

desert eagle .50

[bmw0208]

what about gorjous george?

[djbuckle91]

ze germans?

[mahavishnuxc]

I know that Brick Top was the villain, and a real fucking scum bag... but he was goddamn charming.

[quentin98765]

"Why would you stick the diamond in your pants?"

"In case of muggers"

"Who the fuck would mug two black men with guns, sitting in a car that's worth less than your shirt!?"

why isnt that in here!? one of my favorite quotes ever

[MrJayCudmore]

Anyone know where i can get 16 pigs?

[DONNIrish]

@MrJayCudmore type in do you know what nemesis means,the 16 pigs is on that dude.

[ejl1000]

I don't care if he's Mohammed "I'm hard" Bruce Lee!

[ejl1000]

"So what do I call ya? Bullet? Tooth? Er..."

"You can call me Susan if ya want."

[Amaratsuable]

why do they call him the bullet dodger?

because he dodges bullets avi

[dangerpower95]

I HAte FUCKING  Dogs!!!! come on Tony....

[TheAblivionMusic]

how about Boris swearing in Russian while getting out of the trunk? 'Ёб твою мать' is a solid Russian cuss

[Tommisatta91]

Where's the "-Anything to declare -Yea,don't go to england" part? one of the best quotes of the movie in my opinion :DD

[glenh31061]

brad pitt does the perfect irish traveller accent

[markgillmor]

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity" - Bullet Tooth

[TheBrothersMaximum]

@markgillmor That's my favorite quote of this movie. How could you possibly forget to mention that one?

[ThePlameni]

"London!?

Yes, London! You know, fish, chips, cup of tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins, London."

[VictorSnake718]

Fuck you and this fuckin' song.

That's the worth video of all time about Snatch. Fuck You.

[Antimanele104]

Fuck,204 of zee Germans are coming.

[2010mitsos]

I love it when Jason Statham says "Zee Germans".

[Kaaxe]

Yaaay. Was looking for the fucking anti-aircraft gun : D

[MrDarksidematter]

YOU CAN KEEP THAT SILLY FAT WANKER, THE LADS CANT LIFT HIM!

[DemiJoMorcom]

protection? from who? zee germanz?

HAHAHHA, i love jason statham :|

[rub3nski]

john the gun shot himself and mad willy went mad HAHAHA i love ritchies movies

[TakeOnNE1]

London explained in 6 seconds lol.

[sakowihe75]

Greatest. Movie. Ever.

[Mrkjalar]

I think you need to watch the movie so you can under stand the last scene .

[MCFCRuss]

right im of to watch snatch now

[driftinthroughtime]

uh dude you missed alot..

[smajdovamanka]

Its tiptop ahahahahah :DDDD

[TheRegimelife]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE!

[tillzzyy]

/watch?v=-7l01w5hDrA - Snatch parody of Team Fortress' "meet the.." series! Must watch!

[LynchMobster47]

3:17 Bullet Tooth Tony's face is priceless.

[Xerock]

@LynchMobster47

This character was so awesome. I felt bad when he died.

[orionphotoscape]

Guy Ritchie at 5:10

[alli13941]

"What's in the car?"

"Seats and a steering wheel."

[demonoid85]

do you know what nemesis means?.. a righteous inflection of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent..personified in this case by a horrible cunt..me....

[Deinower]

3:25

[CHINKICHOU]

give me the fucking shoota

[deathjudge2006]

"Why the fuck would I want a caravan thats got no fuckin wheels?"

[Ladusence]

What are excerpts?

[goblingouger]

i dont care if hes, mohammed, im ard, bruce lee.

[nikanj]

In case we get mugged.

Who's going to mug two black guys, holding pistols, sitting is a car that's worth less than your shirt?

[brendude95]

1:27

...LOL

[MoneyIsSilver]

Fuck 3 Doors Down - they suck balls

[wombagoonda]

"Why the f*ck do i want a caravan thats got no f*ckin' wheels?!" hahahaha one of the best brad pitt movie roles ever!!

[Sijuki]

Where is, "What'd you do that for Tyrone?" "It was a funny angle?" "It was behind you Tyrone, when you go in reverse things come from behind."

[melkimbristol]

This is my fav film great clips but its hard to put them all in as the film is full of them . Brick Top quotes "You're on thin f******* ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, F***k off.

"It'll get you in a lot of trouble thinking, Errol. If I were you, I wouldn't do too much of it"

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c**t... me

[anuprai1087]

awesome!one of the best comedies ever made!!

[vinman121]

hahahah i creat the bodys not erase the bodys

[XterminaT91]

Anything to declare?

Avi: Yeah, don't go to England.. xD

[Knasterreal1]

"It's a fuckin anti aircraft gun Vincent" LOL

[TheDarkKnightPenny]

crappy intro and ending, but nice vid

[JaySharp604]

It was a funny angle. ?? It's right behind you Tyron. When you reverse, things come from behind you.

[NarcoGames]

should of had golden brown as the music.

[UniteForgetLeftRight]

i dont think you could have put a shittier song to go with this

[amiroalix]

Bonjour :D hilarious

[arsebiscuits118]

Good vid, but the best quote (which you missed out is) You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and i'm gunna be under i when it breaks. Now Fuck off!

But the whole film is fucking quotable :L

[chriscontrare]

You know fish chips, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins..LONDON..ha,ha

[amiroalix]

sit down you big ball fuck :D

[mrronron4949]

Tony, do something horrible

[jeremybdman]

Turkish: "Do you take sugar in your tea?"

Bricktop: "No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough"



[TheIssuesBand]

What about "Tyrone, you silly fat bastard."

[ojideagu]

@TheIssuesBand That's one of my favourites.

[AH17293]

wheres the desert eagle .50 quote

[Neall07]

quotes start at 0:28 skip the bloody song for fucks sake

[tomcom93]

you really are a 'orrible cant how can you put this funeral music along with these epic clips? shouldve had fuckin in the bushes i reckon

[xyxstradus]

Boris the bullet dodger?? lol love his expression

[elrockerchido]

"you have a tooth brush were going to London" hahaha awful joke hahahahaha

[juneboogie140]

Bricktop was the man..

[MelodicDeathWhale]

They need to make more movies like Snatch and Lock stock and two smoking barrels :)

[MrRan6er]

why do they call him the bullet dodger?

[Waszma]

@MrRan6er because ee dodges bullets Avi....

[JLF74uk05]

A grease-down and a shiatsu?



[mrdenkthetank]

therse a song that starts whit the qoute "it's not a tickling competition, these lads are out to hurt eachother" anyone that knows what its called??

[jonkash21]

@who8allmyhohos totally agree with the number 1..epic

[variemaiaperiorista]

one of my favourite is: "so what should i call u? should i call u bullet? tooth" -"you can call me susan if that makes u happy"

[krsjaw]

well.... he likes the song.... & he likes the movie! DONE.

[LdRfilmz]

yeah i like dags

[SPUD99000]

OMG wrong song m8 shouod of been golden brown

[F4stFow4rd25]

It should start @ 0:29 and end @ 5:39

[stlcaesar]

201 wankers were sold shitty caravans by pikeys.

[jamalkeys]

2:17 - 2:23 is officially one of my fuckin favorite movie quotes of all time XD

[sevendst19]

@jamalkeys I have to agree, I actually started searching for that quote and came across this video.

[Skenzed]

Lets face it. Unless you include just about every line of script from this movie. You're going to leave out some great quotes.

Never get tired of watching this brilliant movie. Ritchie's best IMHO.

[demondelasoul]

"Bonjour?"  Brilliant.

[casxadw]

Dude are you serious? The best one is missing.

the one right at the beginning when turkish speaks and he says somthing like:

this is Tomy, is my partner, it doesnt mean we hold hands.. its fucking epic

[GBSxCLAN]

0:14 his planking in the air!!! XD

[xpiecemealx]

What about the quote when avi asks bullet tooth tony to "open the dog"? WTH?



[xpiecemealx]

Other than that gay song at the beginning that made me want to turn it off... god damn this made my fucking day, so fucking funny.

[marklaing2k7]

@who8allmyhohos yeha but the way she says it so cool with a shotgun in her face is just sheer quality

[marklaing2k7]

@who8allmyhohos yeah i know so many quotes i just couldnt be bothered to write them

[2349DF]

"Whats in the car?"

"Seats and a steering wheel."

Well played Turkish!

[dageezerboi]

199 pissheads didnt get their curry

[ascradels1]

Great dubstep drops !

[BoyBangla]

Do you know what nemesis mean??????

[marklaing2k7]

you missed out allot to be honest.

the desert eagle .50 scene

the parking space too tight scene

Bi-noc-ulars

lost gorgeous george

when brick top says he is already sweat enough

in the bookies "im not buying it" "well good because im not selling it, its a fact"

i could go on and list basicly the full movie but i will stop there

[TheMaryTere]

@marklaing2k7 the "replica" isn't there? I'm not watching it then!

[tcbrand]

@marklaing2k7 hehe, "sweet enough"-quote's a great pickup line at the coffee shop ;)

[repawaw]

@marklaing2k7 -.- eum go watch all the movie instead

[marklaing2k7]

@repawaw its awesome enough and has that many mint quotes i will :D

[EffingBriansComing]

You missed one

Sol: I thought you said he was a getaway driver?

What the F**K can he get away from?

[456thiago]

Have you ever crossed the road, and looked the wrong way? A car's nearly on you? So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn't flash before you, 'cause you're too fuckin' scared to think - you just freeze and pull a stupid face. But the pikey didn't. Why? Because he had plans of running the car over.

[hotelmario510]

"This...is a shotgun."

"It's a fuckin' anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!"

[BongMast3r]

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me.