31 Horror Movies in 31 Days 2.0: WITCHCRAFT 11 (2000)

[Goblintom]

Sorry Chuck, but i pass a video if it contains word "witchcraft"

[finbomartini]

I might buy these just because they're so hilarious.

[finbomartini]

Body...or piece of plastic?

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

Witchcraft 7 is the best of this unworthy series

[ontologica]

Lutz is ragging pretty hard this time around.

[ZaneTSPR]

HOORAY FOR AMATURE FILM MAKING

[MegamanOfArcadia]

well... the acting was a little better than 10... *shudder*

[MaverickXIII]

dude, how many of these fucking movies are there? cant believe you actually watched them

[vanderzarth]

hahaha! thats so awesome!

[ITTMoses]

The drama teatcher looks like the love child of Christian Bale and Freddie Mercury.

[impscal]

even movies on scifi are better than this

[Satanstein]

maybe they made the chick cop lutz cause it kinda sounds like slutz, which sounds stupid, but then this whole series hurts my mind

[lilsmexy11]

rolf jabber :) lmfao.

[glukkglukk]

those good old 2000 special effects

[jabberwockysnark]

Old looking college studenys and the great line "They found a dead body in the graveyard !".

[PrismaticRAYS]

That movie looks God-awful! Hideous.

[spider13909]

why does the girl cop open her legs everytime she meets somebody?

[WillyDIreland]

Ha ha good one

[DEP717]

Steph Beaton is gorgeous. I wish she'd get picked up for higher budget stuff like mainstream movies and TV.

[KralleCR]

5:27 its janitor from scrubs!

[whitestripebuzz]

Greatest film ending since Dead or Alive.

[DEP717]

Bad Taste is much better - Possibly the best zero budget gross horror film ever.

[UsukButIRok]

fucking A was always confusing, they say something as really offensive as fucking and they cesnsor ass, it is really confusing, but I say it all the time =P

[Rowan07001484]

@UsukButIRok

fucking A means fucking Affirmative. she is agreeing with him. it doesn't mean fucking ass.

[redbandfilms]

I think the most depressing aspect of this horror franchise is the fact that enough people rent/buy these to justify making shitty sequel after sequel. Actually I take that back, it is actually inspiring, if shit like this makes money I may actually have a shot at film making.

[Lowtiercomputer]

that ending!

(:

[cane63106]

i'm gonna grow one of those when i grow up. i'm 26, but still

[asdfghjkertyuixcvbn]

MUU-UU-USS-SSS-STT-TTT-TAA-AAA­-ASS-SSS-SHHHHEE, MUSTACHE! That song is awesome

[ConcreteMonkey55]

Ah. The plot line of this series is making me lose my faith in God.

GOD people!

[mowingthefrontlawn]

This was released in 2000? It looks like it's a college student film made in the mid 90s with a video camera from 1990.

And, Chuck, this one seems to have the most sex. Do the two cops actually get naked? Is that why it's unwatchable?

[everettvonscott]

I feel that you could have ended this video right after "...just icky' and it would have sufficed :]

[5dollarnate]

You know what is the most shocking about these movies? That the Witchcraft series has been around for over 20 years! 20 years of pointless, mindless dribble! Good god. Chuck, how can you watch these movies?

[domngel]

Also though, i have to say, the acting was, slightly ... dare i say ... ok .... (good ... ish) It actually made me forget that it was a crappy series for a second...

but the tash guy lazily shooting a pathetic looking bolt out of ONE eye was horrifyingly funny .. and of course .. th clipboad man!!! :-D haahhahah

[domngel]

1:34 - 1:40

hahahahahahahhaha!!! ...a particularly wonderful piece of silent and pointless acting ..adding nothing to the movie other than laughter.. sorry guy with clip-board ... we're laughing at you, not with.

[humongousaldo]

How, in m y extensive history of bad cinema viewing, I missed the WITCHCRAFT series. This looks amazingly bad. And thats usually good. But I feel, not here. Eh!

[mediageneration65]

Dead body graveyard? hmm...I'm sure thats where they're meant to be.

And they ran away from 3 three naked girls? Methinks they're gay.

[soad19152003]

How and why have these movies been going on for so long?? Who approves this!!!

BA! BAA! BAAAA!!!!!!!

[Budalanakub]

what was the budget for this shit, like 10 bucks

[smldfw]

Mustache saved the day.

[lolitsmanuel]

detective SLUTS??

[luckynumero13]

i just watched Paranormal Activity and was pretty freaked out. thank god i got my daily watercooler subscription to lighten the mood.

[Chickengirl005]

the acting was a tiny fraction better than the others ones...but was still pretty awful...and Lutz was such a bitch!

and what random sex scenes haha...

[Ninety9Soulz]

Theres a muuuustache on mah faceeee

[Wesredfield]

What the hell why is that officer Lutz so retarted i mean she fought vampires, wizerds and gods knows what yet she heres naked chicks dancing in a cemetery. AND! thats the one thing thats she can't belive wow

[Delta4845]

A dead body in a graveyard? No Way!

[Steoandnoodles]

I love the face on the detective when he says "drinkin'?"

[ProfeTa6]

Why do I always hear "Dectective Clutz"?

[Wesredfield]

I hear slutz

[ReesiePuffs64]

Lutz is a bitch.

[Sorrki]

"mustache!" What's that song? ^^

[RocMegamanX]

The mustache guy kinda looks like The Master from Manos.

Also that monster  was just an example of horrid special effects.

[unstableshark]

Three dancing naked chicks in a graveyard? How could you pass up the opportunity?

[Stonedorc]

Well looks like the movies just keep comeing... odd. Its odd how they just keep comeing if they are this damn bad, how did they keep comeing? And who the the world would even want to see the damn things? Its kind of like why waste the $4.24 to make this kind of movie. Kind of like save your self the $4 and go get something to eat, not make a crap movie...

[karnrage]

If anyone is actually interested in buying any of these I've seen a few of them on amazon

[StoneColdSergio]

Can those skirts of hers be any shorter?

wincest. no, fail.

[thecrusadingdebator]

I cried laughing at the moustache song.

[fluffyman85]

Well at least it's not shot on video this time. About the only compliment I can give.

[thelordakira]

The cemetary looks like the front of a house

[PillowDood]

lol sluts.  Fuckin A

[xxPHOENIX80xx]

Chuck, are all of these movies written by the same writer or did numerous craftspeople work over the years to weave the complex tapestry that is the Witchcraft Universe?

[watercooler]

So far only the executive producer has remained constant. They're all different artistic visions.

[StoneColdSergio]

using the word "artistic" loosely.

[GaPchGal]

This is horrible! Fuckin' A...

[weirdo1515halo]

i have to say, the special effects are really horrible, and nice song at the end

[johnnyhorror92182]

Why didn't she just get a lid for the damn cup!?!?

[mgt247]

Holy shit....look at that Reynolds stache!!!!

[mrR0ck4]

Wow.. you made it to 11