Jesus Action Figure

[Nagneto]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[albeanmagz19]

I want it!:D

[FightingSpirt]

lol

[GunnarReturns]

Nice.

[123Hirsebirne123]

wow how sick is that :O

[An1mekillah]

LMFAO XD his head blew up

[TwinDragons310]

Must collect them all!

[ownvizio]

ITS A TRAP



[jimmyboyG485]

Jesus was either a con-artist or he didn't exist.

[sbergman27]

@jimmyboyG485 There likely was a person upon which the legends are based. Lots of people think they're "special". Lot's of people run into trouble over it. And there were times that the Roman Empire's "Appian Way" was lined with more (occupied) crucifixes than central Kansas has anti-abortion billboards. (And that's a *lot*!) No surprise that one of them happened to be in the right place at the right time to grab some posterity.

[grymdylan]

@armory365

No, this video was not moking Jesus. It was mocking him.

[armory365]

ARE YOU FUCKING MOKING HIM. WTF.

[91lilfrozone23]

@armory365

I LIKE TO MOCK SANTA CLAUS TOO

=D

[danzig73079]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zakdell]

sugeti coiu va jucati cu rastignirea

[irodimparat]

@zakdell cum se joaca si ma-ta cu pula, asa se joaca si astia:))

[softairsnipero]

that's a joke.......



[deadcaliber]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOL

[fenriz218]

To all those butt-hurt christfags out there ... I cannot help it that you worship some bullshit out of a comic book! Go blame god or somebody else ... :)

[claudioateu]

Yes, if someone trust in "divine justice" ask r god to punish us. THAT WAY u gonna prove us that you really trust in him/she/it... or threar us and prove to your kids that you have no arguments to believe in this stuff.

[AlexiosAnis]

For those who claim this to be offensive to themselves or to someone else... Please get over it. It's meant to be humorous, and if you're offended, that's your right... But please, don't expect others to suck up to your problems.

I laughed :D

[euzebiogb]

LOL

[aguichris]

disrespectful

[cormaniaco]

0:21 LOL

[sotelonettt]

LMAO

[irisofyma]

wow....that was.....hmmmmm

[YoUrMoMsRiGhThErE]

i bet the maker of this commercial was struck by lightning or got cancer or something. lol

[lScottVelarde]

why always black people die?

that's racist.

[Pallepop909]

this is so epic :D im gonna order All of them :D Religion can kiss my Behind .. (all of them)

[Marcos20154]

sacanagem

[GLOCKCOPG23]

I wonder if this offends the Catholics to the point that the"ll burn some Bibles and decapitate some children in protest? That"s exactly what the F-ing Muslims would do. Oh, that's right, we Christians are not intolerant savages!

[HelenIWendy]

The Black dude always dies first 0:37

[tylerz77]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[steve2toes]

lol

[ethanfilms190]

Fuck all the people who made this, and were in it.

[LumoSarah]

This is so awful to laugh at,but the music made me laugh. :P

[TheItalodancers]

Is real or a legend ?

[Jonathanedward2010]

Too funny. Ha!

[linkuei83]

"walk-on-water action!!!" it made my day xD

[daltonbryceterhorst]

I prefer the resurrection edition.

[bellis1231]

@johnthelovedone that's what she said

[TheMorbidead]

0:20 TAKE THAT :)

[cuidacriptas]

cool! who wins jesus or he-man!?

[Singablesongsable]

GO JESUS!!!!!!!

[Darkrose40]

I'm a christian and I was affraid to laugh at this but did anyway lol... IM SORRY GOD *shot*

[sirisnin]

@Darkrose40

No problem. Go ahead and watch it again.

[Johnthelovedone]

Now this is horrible...

[chittibuddhamick]

i definately want the arc of the covenant!

[Inferno976]

ROFLMAO!!!! XD!!!! Awesome, just awesome!

[libertytooth]

and only 27 fundimentals saw this video

[markadams0012]

lol i think its pretty funny. If people feel insulted don't watch it then. I find people forcing their religious beliefs on me to be very insulting.

[TaintedFaith88]

this beats action man x100000

[arabicninja]

Are they serious jesus action figure ? what is wrong with you people

i am a muslim and i see this is very insulting both to muslims and the chistians

your are insulting our prophet and your god

i can't believe this how could you

[fishtankbank]

@arabicninja i went to a concert yesterday were they had a whole box of dolls dressed as Jesus and we threw them into a wood chipper like we was playing basket ball.

[ThibautB1993]

@arabicninja Lmao

[TaintedFaith88]

@arabicninja maybe there are more things in peoples' minds other than their god... maybe light hearted humor is one :P

[MinimoviesInc]

@arabicninja Jesus isnt the muslim prophet, Mohammed is, and Jesus isn't really the Christian god.

Whatever, I couldn't give a fuck whose prophet or god I insult, what's gonna happen to me? I burn in hell? Yeah right.

[justplainninja]

i want one!

[drizzleDC]

i cant believe that the government is such an asshole!!!!

[Iktofed]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!­!

[ih8makinusernames]

i didn't know the spear of destiny was actually a sword.

[ThreeDaysOfDan]

thats f up

[H4mburgarE]

Why is the spear of destiny a sword?

[BlackWolf2011]

My bible teacher showed us this today! xD

[Boky505]

It might be a joke but it's still offending...

[DemetriusArt]

Le monde serait-il devenu fou?

[oliviarulzlps]

AHAHAHAHAHA That's funny :)

[gregnovak1981]

I'm so going to hell for laughing at this!

[virfactum]

lulz... his head exploded...

[interestingname1]

i love the ark of the covenant bit

[TheEdenEye]

I would totally buy that if it was real.

[jezus22]

@supersonic1057 maybe because they show spear with black kid, then holy grail with white kid, and ark with black kid, and because black kid pronounce is better, they made 2 scenes with him.

[MrJaysChannel]

l0l hahahahahahahahaahahahahah

[Pommesman44]

well thats HOLY SHIT :`D

[flowertrue]

"picks up my jaw from the floor!*

OH! it's a JOKE! HAahahahaha

[godchaser555]

not gonna lie i didnt find this very funny...

[wizhal]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[FWAWrestling]

WANT THIS

[retardinckorperated]

omg this is so wrong, but its sooo hilarious

[33The3Smart3One33]

THE SPEAR OF Destiny! *Kid holding spear* " Its a sword?"

[LotusDragon09]

My favorites are the blue-eyed European Jesus that looks strangely like Chuck Norris and the exploding Arc of the Covenant.

[PutoSCP]

spear of destiny is a sword ? lol

[OmegaWeaponFFXIII]

lol 0:15 - 0:18

[OmegaWeaponFFXIII]

@supersonic1057 lol. why does it always have to be the black people that something bad happens to in stuff like this?

[eata11ama]

ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!

[MrJohnnyrace]

The WWE has better more believible dolls like John Cena The Big Show and The Undertaker and also Batista.

[Avidcomp]

There should be a prophet "M" to, complete with small children dolls and a button that makes him hear voices in his head so we can re tell what actually happened in oldern tymes.

[TSPOWELL89]

for criying out loud

[Jacknava2001]

They actualy do sell Bible action figures at dollar general, i seen them the other day, lol they had Moses, Mary, Jesus and goliath

[Nikola0802]

collect all 3 hahahaha

[ZachKNY]

ooo you watched indiana jones? BFD

[DmakAttack]

HA HA HA HA ....!! this is the funniest thing I have EVER seen on You Tube!!>> But the fact that the cross is Not Included is Capitalism gone Horribly Wrong.. Shame. That is Clearly a Very Important part of any Jesus Play set.. I feel very confident that Sales would Double with this Very important accessory.

[LokianGOP]

Uh, that's not a spear, that's a sword.

[VODKAGOCRAZY1991]

fucking blasfimy, u sick bastards, hope satan teachs u a lession, then ull be sorry

[Tjorvz1]

Too bad Satan doesn't exist.

OOOOH SNAP!

[VODKAGOCRAZY1991]

oh he dont ha, youll see, then see fi u keep laughting

[TheFitnessShinobi]

@Tjorvz1 just becasue you can't see something that dose not mean you can not see it.

[MaximusRelaximus]

@TheFitnessShinobi Just because you just typed the most utterly nonsensical comment possible doesn't mean you just typed the most utterly nonsensical comment possible.

[TheFitnessShinobi]

@MaximusRelaximus haha I see how that might look misleading but what I was trying to say was if something can not be seen to the naked eye, that dose not mean it dose not exist and it could be seen if you really try and look within.

[schnitzelferk]

Hopefully education teaches you how to spell things properly, and while you're being educated go learn some facts

[mikemccloudzzz]

@VODKAGOCRAZY1991 It's called the twenty first century. Since when is blasphemy a factor in anything anymore.

[virfactum]

@VODKAGOCRAZY1991 Your spelling is a blasphemy!

[Dougca1985]

:D its fun to make fun of primitive beliefs

[ioratiskrishserhetai]

i hope u die director of this commercial

[Laneclin]

Was that a light sabre with foil in the end of it when he stabs Jesus , LOL

[MRKILLERKOALA1996]

WTF?

[AvEryBadApPLe]

throw in the ten commandment bookends and it's a deal!

[epicfail117]

why is everyone being so serious about this? Its a joke, I'm christian and i lol'ed.

[Pacorocks411]

@epicfail117 lol

[stupidmonkey121]

@epicfail117 then your a bad Christian

[MrMattCombs]

@epicfail117 i know me too i mean its not saying anything bad about god either

[FRANCIS51680]

@epicfail117 me too

[liquidthex]

@epicfail117 LOL'd that people on the internet are "christian" still

[BossHossGT500]

@epicfail117 if you found this funny then you shouldn't be a christian, lol

[anthonyct]

hahaha.... Awesome!

[SaintxOfxSuburbia]

its sad this was put up in 2005 and it only has this many views.... so sad D=

[chrisofnottingham]

LOL :D Came across this at Atheist Nation but had to follow it here as it was conforming nicely to Poe's Law. For once it turns out that something I think must be a spoof actually is one.

[jkdwarrior3]

this is HELLA FUNNY were do i buy this

[ChrisTripp]

go ahead, throw the first stone

[pr0pr0ductions]

church sucks

[VODKAGOCRAZY1991]

casue u dont know what church is

[flirty21230]

LOL too funny

[firejx]

Entertaining. Why are people arguing about this?

[Theshadow99]

alright i joked before but here it is, FUCK ALL YOU CHRISTIANS, jesus fucking christ(hehe) get a sense of humour, especially Tropical, jeez, what the hell, were you raped by a priest or something, fuck, chill out. Why is this offensive? one its a joke, and do you think that we have to tiptoe around ridiculing christians cause a few people are gonna get insulted, well fuck you guys, as i see it this is brilliant and hilarious, so take you head out your ass and find a logical religion, jackass.

[daviedynamite]

well said

[VODKAGOCRAZY1991]

my reglgion is diffrent, not the presit prosetant stuff u all think, but still thats spitting in the face of your creator, its all fun and games now, one day youll find signs and opean your eyes- till then ill be slaying demons, join or join them and get eternal pain

[Theshadow99]

all you pro christians people arguing against this, and all your guys bullshit is just ridiculous, know why. EVERYONE know that true happiness is only found in complete submission to Godzilla, now bow down to the King Of MOnsters!

[VJDTropical]

Foolish and mockage

[daviedynamite]

VJDTropical why are you patrolling this whating for someone to say something bad about jesus? see this is why people hate Christians so i think you should go an pray for all our souls god bless

[VJDTropical]

I don't know what patrolling even means ...

Also many hate true Christians ( most love false Christians ) for another reason ... we are not like the world and it's as simple as that

[mintimindi]

VJDTropical, it's people like you who drive non-believers away from your own religion. If I were a Christian, I would tell you "If they want to go to hell, that's thier decision. Pray for them, they have free will." I didn't see anywhere in the Bible where it said to try and force your faith on people, just to tell them the truth, and maybe pray that they accept it. There's nothing that you are supposed to do beyond that according to your own Bible.

[VJDTropical]

You know nothing

[potheli]

How ironic. Do you think that being completely disrespectful to someone, then demanding they show respect towards Christianity is going to work? Do you think it will win them to Christ? Spread the Word of God with love, not anger.

[VJDTropical]

This is not about spreading the Gospel

God will touch their hearts ... not me

I am only stating that many have lost fear and respect for God ... for Yahweh ... it's saddening

[VJDTropical]

It's a good thing that this reppels you ... shows your mentality of the modern " Have it my selfish way " religion without regards to God and holiness ... you are truly sick

Respect is essential in any religion and it's time for you to know this instead of indiscipline and spoiled little brats

[davies545]

what the fuck are you going on about crazy bastard way and fuck jesus right in his ass

[VJDTropical]

Go take a hike

[shinakuma626]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!

[corey5604]

u suck ure makeing fun of christ

[hmisdalaw]

OMFG THAT WAS HILARIOUS

[DoOdLEpOcKY1313]

TEE HEE.

OMG JESUS PWNS LOL

[dkrr24]

A ticket to hell for sure. Funny though.

[Jellyfeet]

Hilarious. Oh and to the whiners, go take the money you'd spend on a Jesus Action Figure and go buy yourselves a sense of humor.

[ghujii1]

LMFAO The spear of destiny is ...a SWORD? bwahahahaha LOL wtf. Excellent

[FeralBeast666]

Sacrilicious! :D

[murinx2]

wow dat is funny

[VJDTropical]

I have just flagged this video ... and other Christians should do the same

[HunterCreed]

i will to this is soo wrong there are no words that come to my mind to describe this.

[FeralBeast666]

Aw, good little boy. You get a cookie and a theocracy point.

[VJDTropical]

I'm actually a girl but thanks anyways

[FeralBeast666]

You're welcome. Now go run to your shepherd and be a good little sheep.

[VJDTropical]

If you were not speaking in a mocking tone I would have actually agreed ... I agree with the statement but not with you

[hmisdalaw]

you know, I think the most of you Christians haven't got a sense of self-irony, and that's too bad. I mean, the annoying thing is that you are very often the same people who laugh at a joke on Muslims, Jews or whatever else. And I believe in freedom of expression, not censorship. Moreover, if God actually exists, He's going to punish (or forgive?) all of us sinners, so why bother.

No hard feelings, just my personal opinion. Peace.

[VJDTropical]

We haven't got a sense of self irony due to reverence and respect and quite frankly you have none of these in your bones..we make "jokes"about other religious people?No,we don't..stop stereotyping you fool..last but not least forgiveness is not cheap and don't mock God's grace and holiness.."your personal opinion"?Relativism is utterly bankrupt..quite ironic that you state"peace"at the end..I don't need nor care about your"peace"..you can have it..I have God's peace..start having some respect

[hmisdalaw]

Unfortunately, I firmly believe in relativism. About reverence, you're right, I have none. Still, I actually -have- some kind of respect, as I'll never insult or mock -you- for your Christian faith, like somebody else did here, since I think everyone can believe in what he/she prefers.

[hmisdalaw]

But as a side effect of being a relativist, I think nothing is untouchable, and as I already said, I believe in freedom of expression. If you think relativism is bankrupt, I take it, your opinion weighs just as mine. But I'm a kinda "live and let live" guy, so as I don't judge you nor tell you what to do in your life, I expect you to do the same for me. Still no hard feelings. I hope you will answer, I like to confront opinions.

[VJDTropical]

"Live and let live" is not a good philosophy

[hmisdalaw]

Thanks for your answer.

I guess that's the main point in which I disagree with you, as I don't believe in crusades.

[VJDTropical]

No..you believe in living an immoral life without any costs

[hmisdalaw]

I understand it may sound thoroughly wrong from a Christian perspective, but honestly, I believe individual conscience should be the only true source of morality, because the concept of "morality" itself is (according to my beliefs, of course) far from being an absolute.

[VJDTropical]

Morality itself is absolute ... not relative

[hmisdalaw]

according to -your- beliefs, it is indeed. I respect your standpoint, but I can't agree with it.

[VJDTropical]

Relativism is not good for your health ... it's bankrupt and only ends in disaster ... you'll be hurt sooner or later

[hmisdalaw]

I personally think a blind faith can do a lot more damage than a relativistic approach to life, and once again I'm thinking about crusades and jihad, just to mention some. Anyway, thanks for your advice, and thank you for your time, I enjoyed this discussion.

[VJDTropical]

How common

[VJDTropical]

Blind faith can mean anything and oh yes the " Crusades " were an aberration after the Turks in Jihad conquered lands agressivly for 400 years ( beginning in 620 or so ) murdering Hindus , Buddhists , Pagans , Jews and Christians ... I actually believe that the Crusades were bloody but that some of it was justified due to this Turkish agression ... if there were no Crusades then we would all be living under radical Islam and " Western civilization " would cease to exist

[VJDTropical]

For a cute and light reminder see " Dracula " with Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder ... though the wars are not very progressed they do mention it somewhere ( and personally so you Judaism and Christianity does NOT accept nor believe in the existence of reincarnation , vampires or ghosts ... it is simply a light reminder )

[VJDTropical]

I meant so you know

[davies545]

Christians have done more damage then the rest of the religions and not one bit of the bible has any truth

[VJDTropical]

Thank you for your blind rabid " Christianity is the mother of all evil " rant ... appreciate it

[hmisdalaw]

I read your posts and I'd like to further clarify my thoughts. First of all, I totally disagree with davies545. I think -fundamentalism- doesn't bring any good to anyone, and it doesn't matter if it is Christian, Islamic or else. Furthermore, when I say "blind faith", I mean total adherence to -any- externally given set of values without any individual interpretation, adaptation and/or criticism, which I think too often may lead to intolerance AND fundamentalism.

[hmisdalaw]

About the Crusades and Jihad, I personally think bloodshed isn't justified in ANY case. Also, I find it difficult to think of the Crusades as an appropriate Christian response to Turkish conquerors. I may be wrong, but I'm thinking about the Sermon on the Mount... "But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven".

I think you know very well what I'm talking about.

[VJDTropical]

" Also, I find it difficult to think of the Crusades as an appropriate Christian response to Turkish conquerors "

I never said anything about being appropriate ... simply somewhat justified ... it was a partial act of self defense ( the other part became delusioned and lost in the madness of the wars and became what it was trying to defeat ) ... ultra pacifism to me is as useless as ultra attack ... I prefer balance overall

[VJDTropical]

" Individual interpretation " can also lead to fundamentalism and " intolerance "

[hmisdalaw]

I agree that individual interpretation may -also- lead to fundamentalism and intolerance, I was explaining my concept of "blind faith" and its flaws. I like your views on pacifism vs aggression, and I may say I agree too. But if I may quote you,

"ultra pacifism to me is as useless as ultra attack... I prefer balance overall"

sounds a bit different than "Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you". So it seems to me you have your -own- values after all, and I give you credit for that.

[VJDTropical]

You can't seem to understand that you take everything out of context and do not interrelate the teachings in the Bible ... balance and "Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you" are interlinked

[hmisdalaw]

Since my knowledge of the Bible is limited to my own reading, I can only say I found it difficult to reconcile all the teachings, which in some instances seem to me very contradictory if taken as they are. Maybe I just can't understand the interlinks.

[VJDTropical]

I don't understand it much either ... God helps me most of the time

[EdmondSwitch]

GOD HATES US ALL. quit pushing your beliefs on everyone else go fuck yourself.OH yeah thats a sin so i guess your fucked piece of shit.

[VJDTropical]

How childish and idiotic