Dramatic Reading Theatre: Serious Fucking Business

[Xelger]

Heh, after seeing another cookie-cutter troll video about you, it reminded me about this old video. Man, after looking at the comments I made, I realize that the arguments I was involved in are rather on the childish side, where neither side was interested in making peace. It looks like barely anyone cared about this video though. Well, whatever.

[Xelger]

Well, it's been a month. Let's see where we stand.

Hmm, other than getting a small reaction out of me, this video didn't really do anything. Nobody trolled me on your behalf. Nothing really happened. So, um, I hope the little bit of reaction you got out of me was enough, but as far as common troll standards that I see go, it looks like this turned out to be a classic case of "fail-troll". After all, I don't think any troll's standards could be low enough to accept results this low.

[Timewarp1]

Thx for the essay dude XD

[Xelger]

I just figured that I would be the best person to report the results, so I thought I would do you that favor.

[Timewarp1]

Lulz "best person"

Keep telling yourself that dude XD

[Xelger]

Well, who else is better to report the status on my channel? I don't suppose you have somebody else loading up my page and videos several times a day to check for you, do you?

[Timewarp1]

Pls defy troll standards XD

I really need to listen to your OPINION on this subject XD

[Xelger]

Yeah, I get it. You're basically saying, "Keep talking so I can make another video on you." That's the only reason you could be goading me with these comments. I really can't wait for you to grow out of this phase. I never wanted to be at odds with you, but since you won't take serious communication seriously, it's really hopeless for me to try to be on friendly terms with you, isn't it?

[Timewarp1]

OMG you got me XD

[tsukasa2k6]

this voice is familiar hmmmmm Mskull01?

[jode3465]

u are a fag

[BalooDumptruck]

the guy is a failure, must kill him off

[Xelger]

"Serious Fucking Business"

It's weird. You want me dead, thereby taking the Internet seriously. So you agree and disagree at the same time. Nice double standards you got there. :)

[BalooDumptruck]

nice job at twisting my words around, what took you so long?

[Xelger]

Agreed, perhaps I went too far there. As for what took me so long, I was away from Internet access for several days. Anyways, apologies for that, dude.

[BalooDumptruck]

apology accepted

[TODhaseo]

Cool story bro

[NLMir]

Damn, this guy is a n00b. He and Chris Chan belong together.

[TeeheeMonsterKills]

Erm... xD

[WabbyTwax]

Wouldn't a link to the thread be easier than reading the whole thing to background music? Oh right its theatrereree with the olde tyme spelling. Ever have an original idea?

[Timewarp1]

nope XD

[Timewarp1]

sue me XD

[froggycompany]

some very grumpy bunnies

[Synsteak]

What the f*ck?

[TG5455]

2:56-3:12

LOL...He should be friends with that creppy bastard CWC.

[Xelger]

Hahaha! This was pretty funny. Though you made a few mistakes, it's awesome to know that someone actually cared enough to finally make the first troll video against me. I was seriously wondering how long it would take for someone to do something like this. Thanks dude.

[TimewarpXD1]

Glad you enjoyed it and you won't let me respond because?

[Xelger]

It's not a reply to my video. That's why. It has nothing to do with the TimeSplitters game at all.

[TimewarpXD1]

epic fail

[Xelger]

Darkscream217: And my opinion is that your video was really stupid too, and shot all of your credibility into nothingness, so we're even.

[Xelger]

Did I say I shot it into nothingness? I just stated my own opinion of you. That is all. Just as you stated your opinion of me.