Amiga Longplay [718] The Town With No Name (CDTV)

[PhantasyFight]

I'm still trying to figure out what the old man at 2:57 is saying.

[superjchamma]

There should be a 10 hour loop for 10:29 to 10:59. I want that wonderous music on my IPod.

[Dominus87]

to finish the game you must go (after killing the third guy) to the saloon and play cards, it will be your fourth villan, after him few more arsebandits just show normaly after leaving buildings and at the end when facing man with cigar you should just leave town and dont fight. He is the first guy's brother. After all he forgives you and allow to go free... THE END

[PENGUINLOLARMY]

i kinda liked that spider...

[foxmakeba]

I lasted 7 minutes. And then I had to take a shit.

[BandicootSugar45]

10:31 ultimate sex music

[Konanarian]

Only a few of the animated sequences require you to react. These will become apparent but when in doubt: try selecting things. It won't do any-

[wizofgaming99]

11:40 Meanwhile in 1885...

[ShadowFireMario999]

I COULD GO TO THE SALOON OR I COULD GO TO THE SALOON.

[edstone61n]

Right! Unusual comments with this video once again.

[123698lol]

UR GHEY

[ccricers]

11:38 BTTF3 reference?

[Dragoonknight717]

2:27 sounds like Kalamari Desert from Mario Kart 64

[SashaNein]

OK, I've finally decided on this game. It's fucking awesome.

[LazyMan9000]

"Hey, come take a look at this game we just made in Powerpoint!"

[AlllexL]

The developers of this game are trolls.

[NintendanGX]

that's one fucked up store... buy 1/425 baked beans or the fugly shop keeper will scare you into buying it with his ace bear impression

[mthatguy1111]

This game is a-

[jnbloss]

This game must have been a parody...

[jnbloss]

One of the ugliest games I've ever witnessed!

[incredicassio]

This tutorial makes no-

[TheMightyP00tis]

Dead to Rights

[italian504]

at 3 mins i just cut my ears off.

[SuperFlameRing]

What's with the 8-bit graphics?

[rich1051414]

@SuperFlameRing amiga was 8-bit maybe? xD

[sonicjonathansonic]

this game was ment to make childen misarible.

[SashaNein]

He fucked that chick for over a week nonstop? what?

[SashaNein]

21:28 and he shot a kid! What the fuck!

[Trogdorbad]

I sitll wonder what the super secret option is.

[cubex55]

@Trogdorbad

We have an updated longplay that shows this too :)

[evilirnoob]

@cubex55

link?

[Elastikid]

That ain't working, that's NOT the way you do it.

[TheH257]

14:17 POrtal Is everywhere!!!

[TheH257]

11:56 Hey!! Are those minecraft men? Guess herobrine's Work

[eggbandicoot6]

Uhlroight. Here's the quain. I'll sloide these coyrds arind, and when I stop, you select the card you think is the queen. Here goes.

Really?

[artman40]

You can replicate this "game" with Youtube annotations.

[Atompwr82]

XBLA and PSN please...

[littleNorwegians]

You see the bar... you do see how it has the exact same layout as the saloon in Red Dead Redemption (Armadillo)

10.30 I want that as a ringtone

[nexusprime000]

I need to go kill the people who made this... now.

[leileilol]

16:48 Uncle Jesse was here!

[IsItTheBagel]

Haha, this may the worst.

[TheSuperCommentGuy]

Retsupurae FTW

[zarawesome]

the creators of this game went on to make the zelda cd-i series

[glmathgrant]

@zarawesome And Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.

[Shouryuken88]

To make further progress in the game, you have to go play cards at the saloon after killing crafty clint. Then the next wanted poster villian will play with you instead of the bartender.

[TheSouthernPacific]

5:53 For retarded abraham lincoln

[Dygeron92]

The creators of this game, Delta 4 Interactive, also created Psycho Killer, of which the longplay is in the suggestions box. It's almost as stupid as this, with its weird lines, such as "Oh sugar! The killer!", "Taste my Reeboks, freakface!" and "MORGANN...."

[OMGalt]

@Dygeron92 Don't forget "Ouch. Thorns.".

[insertclichename]

No really, what the hell is the old guy saying at the beginning?!

[sleepykoinu]

@insertclichename "don't know where you are" or "don't know why you ask" maybe?

[RarEndangeredCrabSpy]

what is the special, mystery option?

[CaptainCaballero]

i'm convinced CBoyardee went back in time to help make this game

[SpamNapkin]

@CaptainCaballero the telegrams would have all said "I,m going to kill you today #wow #whoa #stop"

[littleNorwegians]

retsupurae send you here, pardner?

And yes, I believe I can make a better game than this (I am making one), but never one so hilariously bad as this.

[familyguysuperaddict]

@littleNorwegians

...Do a Remake of this game!

- ExtremeZero

[GodTangrowth]

oh man the retsupurae for this was fucking hilarious

[DarkArtistKaiser]

15:19

To quote the guys who did the retsuprae on this game. Yes, this game is trolling us now.

[AirPhforce]

MMM HMMMM

[pcfaulkner]

6:46 for the worst irish impression in the world

[Rebel2Sociaty]

2:41 - 21:12

That poor spider

[electriceelsounds]

groooooan

[RocMegamanX]

I used to own a system called the Memorex VIS. This game reminds me of that.

Was this meant to be so bad it's good?

[SquadalaMaster]

Wow, they sure like to make everyday places look epic with those excessive camera angles...

[AmigaOmega]

The Amiga being an open platform was both its greatest strength and its curse !

[Lethandros]

Day one purchase.

[DarkToasty07]

Academy award winning voice acting here.

[Mariodoot]

9:28 is good

[trailersic]

As I said you need to wander around to places you've already been, like chat to the old man, and the smoking man and there might be some things different in the office as I remember him saying "I've searched the office and foooound, this." I played this game too much.

[Lemmy556]

CD-i Zelda games looks masterpieces compared to this..

[trailersic]

Oh and you didn't click on the pebbles below the sign on the menu that's also a bonus

[Ironclaw007]

@trailersic Only one place had screenshots of the other bad guys, that's where I got the clue from that the game has more to offer, but like I said, there's no info on how to get to these additional stuff anywhere I looked. The stuff I found was so straight forward and easy, weird the rest needs some special treatment to be found, as I've tried everything to get more out of the game.

[trailersic]

Also I think I remember it playing better sound-wise on DOS (which the cd also worked with)

[trailersic]

This is incomplete it doesn't have the REAL ENDING, where you face up again Evil Eb, there are also other things that the old guy and the station says and other things to say to the smoking guy and the vicar. that's why you didn't face up against the rest of them. you need to hang around longer by doing these things

[Ironclaw007]

@trailersic I know there's more to do but I couldn't figure out how to reach the other stuff. I searched the entire internet to no help. I watched the other recordings of this game here on YouTube and no one showed anything I didn't show already, I read an old post in an Amiga forum where someone also wondered how to get to these other bad guys, but he never received a reply, I checked screenshots of this game in various places and no one had any I didn't already record.

[cyborgtroy]

Why is the toilet paper on the outside of the outhouse?

And why does the narrator keep

[TriviaFreak]

How delightfully primitive graphics... is there a guy that sounds like THE DUKE in this thing?!?

[TriviaFreak]

How delightfully primitive graphics...

[BlueFlashProductions]

I think we need a remake of this.

[WVI]

DirectX can go fuck itself.

[NoBullet]

good lord

[ohnoitshoward]

12:43 oh I'm gonna fall over now so byee!

[TheAntiCritic]

This might just be the best thing... EVER.

[TheRealityJack]

wow this looks bad lol

[tubeMonger]

Lots of Deluxe Paint animations :)

[kev4695]

i cant belive i actually watched the whole thing!

[gilgamesh255]

Okay...I could possibly swallow someone having hours of "fun" without need of rest or food....but DAYS? That's just pushing the limits of suspending belief. Packing plenty of bullets? Forget that! I'm surprised the whole freaking gun didn't break apart from lack of maintenance, if you catch my drift!

[LadyofTheSummer]

...what is this? The graphics are grainy, the voice actors stink (main character = bad John Wayne impression), there is little gameplay and the animation is practically as bad as a Zelda CD-i game. Who thought this was a good idea?

[Metafron]

LoL @ 18:48

[AfroedNinja]

Damn, credits last forever!!

[RandomID222]

The dreaded - QUICK TIME EVENT....

[tyeriicaru]

its like someone MS-painted an entire game and used Microsoft SAM for the voice-work

[StormChamber00]

Man's got ammunition.

[TyphlosionIsMe]

my name's not shane, kid

[computercolinx]

@TyphlosionIsMe o

[polkunus]

@TyphlosionIsMe <3

[JonnE2k6]

why the hell am I watching this in hd?

[schoolfilmer]

Also:

05:41 - I guess he died as a living cardboard target...

[RamzesXIIIFPPMZ]

And we thought that CD-I games were terrible. Awful abuse of great hardware.

[pookieizzy7]

Why do I feel like I'm getting old 70s to 80s TV references here?

"Coming soon to Amiga TV, the Town With No Name"

"The Town with No Name: A Quinn-Martin production"

"We now return to the Town with No Name.."

[schoolfilmer]

This game looks, and feels terrible to play!

The graphics looks like if I tried to draw humans (And failing miserably), the acting is way too corny and awful, and... It looks rather goofy, to be honest...

[Karat45]

Cult!



[ShadowBreaker9001]

ARGH this game is so bad it hurts

[FinalGamerJames]

This is the....most hilariously terrible game ever <3 thank you for showing us this.

[Scopie33]

Why the CDTV failed to sell is a total mystery to me. [sarcasm]

[BackyardEpicMovies]

It's pretty bad but I love the random sense of humor.

[joeroyo]

"The Jester" did an awesome job with the music..... o_O

[gary72carol61]

wow sorry but I couldnt stand more than 6 mins of it... I wonder if Clint Eastwood got royalties for this?

[Baximus]

It's like the CD-I of the Amiga, complete with nonsense and silly animation.

[rikwatson200]

that irish barman accent is almost offensive

[RocMegamanX]

@rikwatson200 Tell me about it. It doesn't even sound Irish.

[ValisHD]

more like the game with no name :P

[dash1141]

My mind, is fucking blown.

[EricTheAcktor]

Money for nothin' and chicks for free.

[gary72carol61]

@EricTheAcktor

That aint working, thats the way to do it.

Dire Straits music video for Money for Nothing was done using the Commodore Amiga.

[sawrated18]

come back shane! *shoots kid*, My names not shane kid! *The End*

WTF?!?!?!

[Vysethedetermined2]

Lol, I love how the drink leaves a trail of particles and how accomplished the guy looked when he caught the drink the second time around; it's delightfully cheesy. This game is so bad that it's good, or maybe it's just so bad that it's bad.

[Funel321]

awsm

[Incognito1986]

This must be from the movie 'The Good, the Bad, and the Stupid'.

[fingrid]

14:47

That is one scary church.

[Taarnafeather]

This is one of those games that you are embarrassed to watch even if you are alone in the room...

[SpiritMoonrise]

how anyone could play this to the end is a wonder :)

[Linklic]

GOTY

[AST8128]

Red Dead Redemption, eat your heart out!

[Mathiasvandenberge]

We must thank the people who play and document this crap, because this is also part of game history.

[psyjax2]

awful.

[rinkuhero]

you missed all the easter eggs! oh well

[Ironclaw007]

@rinkuhero You know about stuff that wasn't recorded? Please say where the easter eggs are :) Also, do you know how to reveal more stuff, like more bad guys?

[Amiduffer]

Here we see the reason for the CDTV failing.

[jj655321]

Move over Ed Wood!

[marlboromike2100]

7:19 JESUS CHRIST... IT SOUNDS LIKE RINGO STARR... COVER YOUR EARS, HE MAY SING..

[Mysticpez]

Why has no one killed Charlie Watts?

[mhoov52]

Jesus! And i thought mad dog mccree was bad.

[Kyoshiro1902]

UMMMM, is this game supposed to be a joke?

[jacquelinelacan]

I feel bad for the smiling spider at 02:41 at least it died with a smile on. ^^

It must have been the only sensible character in this game.

[Borin81]

its like wild wild west, but on acid.

[georgemargaris]

from the dark abyss of pixel hell, comes this deluxe paint disaster

[andersdenkend]

Oh god, no... nooo.

[jasamdomo]

Mother of God...

[Highretrogamelord89]

The voice actors sound so...Beavies and Butthead-like. XD

[Highretrogamelord89]

@Highretrogamelord89

And WTF?! "Quain" instead "Queen"??? XD Hahahahaha.

[DasWolfen]

....... the hell am I watching!?

[jesserobles]

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