Anyone that gets their news from the television gets what they deserve. Don't you ever wonder why you're in a constant state of frustration? It's a hook to get your attention so you'll return for the solution. It's kind of like, they slap you then ask you if you're OK and seem concerned for you. Suck it down!
ok yeh I know people who moved here they love it here. They said they'd never go back. If they had to they wouldn't go back to Philladelphia USA. Even their parents love it here. Search Bret Gustafson on youtube their the people we imported who are working in our shop now. :)
I would like to go to Australia, but I hear their video games get delayed for no reason and cost abnormally high amounts, being a hardcore gamer I can't really deal with that, so I'll go live there when that gets sorted out.
yes they do get delayed a little but not by much and not all do. They cost a small amount more but considering the exchange rate they are basically the same price :)
It doesnt matter if they ban games you can still download them nobody really cares. Barely anybody gets bitten by a funnelweb anyways you'd only get bitten if you live in NSW are or you decided pick the spider up usually they are scared of you and theyll only attak u if u step on a nest but cause we weigh so much they can do anything and we have shoes
I like to call these two shows 'Is your marmalade killing you?" the best bit is when they do the count of how many 'annoying neighbour' or 'council ripping off pensioner' stories each of them have had for the year.
If anyone really thinks they are news or current affairs there is a serious problem
I go along with the food problem. A lot of people in the food industry don't bother to wash their hands after doing a shit and then they prepare food. Remember the Seinfeld episode with Poppy? It is more common then some people realize.
Yes, He's the Anti-Christ. ;) I'm surprised he doesn't own Youtube- his company owns Myspace, and all the textbooks in the US that the schools waste money on, obviously. lol
Probably because Channel Seven knows the demographic of their viewers and realizes that half of them don't care about anything outside their own backyard, and the other half probably couldn't tell you which continent Sudan is even on. A Current Affair is a show strictly for idiots who believe everything they hear.
today tonight...psh always trying to raise ratings by making some bullsh!t up. Sometimes i laugh at how outrages their claims are. Thank god this clip shows just my point.
It's sad isn't it. Today Tonight is so poor, and yet its so hard to so it sometimes. The stories they run are absolutely pathetic and their viewers are gullible air-heads. It makes me feel so sick. Really sick, not just saying that i feel sick, I actually feel sick.
I absolutely love Chas's screaming in this one.
WeirdAlYankoviced 3 months ago
I love the chaser. I miss them on tellie. I know they have repeats but they should be on all the time
77AWAKE77 4 months ago
@77AWAKE77 Yeah... The Hamster Wheel isn't as good as the Chaser :(
WeirdAlYankoviced 3 months ago
@WeirdAlYankoviced I agree. Must have been told to behave if they want another show. I miss those outrageous sketches they do in public.
77AWAKE77 3 months ago
@77AWAKE77
Well, that, and they're too famous. It'd be hard to do a good sketch without people running up and asking for autographs :(
WeirdAlYankoviced 3 months ago
have some money!
acidxbel 6 months ago
Nice one Chassie....
Australiophile 8 months ago
Lol the super termite !
CreepyNoid 9 months ago
01:34 - Muse shirt?
JullesKay 1 year ago
this is why the news is a bad influence to your kids
Jerraider84 1 year ago
Lol "I'm wearing clothes ARGHHH!"
What's up with Andrew's hair?
thefakeclare 1 year ago
@thefakeclare It's Andrew Hansen. That's what's with his hair.
raenBow27 11 months ago
My Favourite Show. So why the hell did it go??
RyzeXXable 1 year ago 6
@RyzeXXable its on tonight on ABC1 in 7mins
josh65780 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
TheOZ0OZ 1 year ago
Exactly the reason why I can't stand ACA and Today Tonight.
joeltopgun 1 year ago 4
HAVE SOME MONEY!
eightbraker 1 year ago 2
@eightbraker hahaha i luv dat part
Donmre88 1 year ago
how did he get naked so fast!
lukini101 1 year ago
Superspeed?
jdogno1 7 months ago
Hilarious.
jvtoons 1 year ago
"Have some money..."
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!"
D1ORIGINAL 2 years ago
have some money lol
aussie4life96 2 years ago
Oh come on!! It's common sense that coins and notes contain germs, given they change hands so frequently.
vinniechan 2 years ago
lol yea people tend to worry bit to much about this sort of stuff
Willage5565 2 years ago
Have some money.....
Best part.
WeirdJamFace 2 years ago 7
AARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
TheFartoholic 2 years ago
what are you doing?
nothing...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
MichaelJackson274 2 years ago 7
"What are you doing?"
"Nothing."
"AAARRRRRGH!!!!!!"
Zidrien 2 years ago 63
lol, doing nothin can kill you
oziirulez 2 years ago 4
lol, everythin can kill u
1AiRHeAd3 2 years ago
Have some moneh!! haha thats the best
mikhailr13 2 years ago 2
HAVE SOME MONEY! MUAHAHA
ahHAHAHhahHSAhshAHShsHSH!
BronteL93 2 years ago 3
LOL i love this vid
DooMGuy314 2 years ago 4
Anyone that gets their news from the television gets what they deserve. Don't you ever wonder why you're in a constant state of frustration? It's a hook to get your attention so you'll return for the solution. It's kind of like, they slap you then ask you if you're OK and seem concerned for you. Suck it down!
FindlaySucks 2 years ago 2
hahahha love that *HAVE SOME MONEY*
MooZILLA1400 2 years ago 11
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DooMGuy314 2 years ago
Chas is hirlarious :)
jochannel 2 years ago
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MrGears123 2 years ago
The almost girly screams are perfect.
5136zeon 2 years ago 4
Chas sure has a nice bum.
commentM0NSTER 3 years ago 4
ahahaha funny. ah i gotta say that chas is a top bloke =]
jamesMATE1234 3 years ago 4
1:45 Screams like a girl LOL!!!!
NickIzHere2Day 3 years ago
How?
jdogno1 7 months ago
This show is a breath of fresh and hilarious air, after being used to all the crap here in the USA.
VergetenPareltjes 3 years ago 2
why u over their???
press0011 3 years ago
I was born here. I'd like to move one of these days.
VergetenPareltjes 3 years ago
ok yeh I know people who moved here they love it here. They said they'd never go back. If they had to they wouldn't go back to Philladelphia USA. Even their parents love it here. Search Bret Gustafson on youtube their the people we imported who are working in our shop now. :)
press0011 3 years ago
Come on over. There's plenty of space! :)
CatharticWeek 3 years ago 2
I would like to go to Australia, but I hear their video games get delayed for no reason and cost abnormally high amounts, being a hardcore gamer I can't really deal with that, so I'll go live there when that gets sorted out.
ZakFrost 2 years ago
yes they do get delayed a little but not by much and not all do. They cost a small amount more but considering the exchange rate they are basically the same price :)
st3v0s 2 years ago
But they also randomly ban games.
Like "Manhunt".
I'm not blaming the country, just whoever is in charge of that bullshit.
Also I don't feel like dying from the male funnel web spider.
ZakFrost 2 years ago
It doesnt matter if they ban games you can still download them nobody really cares. Barely anybody gets bitten by a funnelweb anyways you'd only get bitten if you live in NSW are or you decided pick the spider up usually they are scared of you and theyll only attak u if u step on a nest but cause we weigh so much they can do anything and we have shoes
press0011 2 years ago
You think thats bad? Germany bans nearly every single good game.
nawazshiraj 2 years ago
i would love to go too... I'm sick of the U.S.
LXS47 2 years ago 3
lol the nightmare nd yeahh wat u doin? nothin aaaaaaahhhh
rofful01 3 years ago 2
hahahaha
what are you doing?
nothing...
GAAHHH!!!!
TeacherforLife 3 years ago
lol
lankanboy202 3 years ago
wat r u duing man?
nothin...
AHHHH!!! lmao
frankis94 3 years ago 3
ROFL!!!
8rodney8 3 years ago
butchers can't be trusted! hahahahha, I love them.
anathedirector 3 years ago
what number episode is this?
katrina4president 3 years ago
Best...show...ever. Why don't we have something like this in America?
PrinceofIndigo 3 years ago 2
The chaser would be brilliant in america, you have all these targets like republicans, fox news, southerners etc lol
badluck1986 3 years ago
but no americans would understand cos they are retarded
sorby101 3 years ago
Not all Americans are stupid but there are a good number though.
jdogno1 7 months ago
Hey what about the UK The Chaser war On Liverpool id like 2 see that
Brianuk85 3 years ago
the southerners would be hilarious. haha
yoyoyoyo12134 3 years ago
Not all Southerners are bad.
jdogno1 7 months ago
lol does chas take drugs haha that was to funny. =D
Sprite69User 3 years ago
everything on Today Tonight is hyped up.
GO CHASERS!
lol
mirikam8 3 years ago 4
Westerners.ha!
madastonniesuh 3 years ago
LOL SOOOO FUNNY!
ITS A SUPER TERMITE!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH
hahahaha
warner003 3 years ago 2
the guy offers him money, so he runs away lol
Jaylor6054 3 years ago
what are you doing?
mhmm.. noting...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
l0lz classic...
xbigxevilx 3 years ago 6
Fuckin today tonights takin the yank approach and trying to scare us to death with BULLSHIT, Go Chasers
mozzmanau 3 years ago
ITS A SUPER TERMITE!! LOLLOLOLO
Splotex 3 years ago 2
LOL, what are u doing ... nothing, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
holy shit this was funny
halomyfrinds 3 years ago 4
LMFAO SUPER TERMITE
omgheartattack 3 years ago 4
oh.... that was so funny, and its so true we just need to look out for everything lol. everything we have can KILL us hehe so funny.
Animalgal300 3 years ago
Uggh couldnt there been blur for the last part...
jimbolimbozeldafan 3 years ago
I nearly wet myself!
frcfed 4 years ago 2
What are you doing? nothing. Ahhhh!
gardnerbm 4 years ago 3
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damod15 4 years ago
TERMITE.
jdogno1 7 months ago
ow my tummy hurts from laffing
jasonandrew45 4 years ago
andrews voice is so funny when he says "have some money"
bec50859 4 years ago 4
i no, buts its funny he gets offered money and he runs like hell
Animalgal300 3 years ago 6
I love Andrew. His hairstyles' are the roxors.
NutzBoltz 4 years ago 11
why do we always have to see chas arse lol
imamSnake280 4 years ago 44
Who's complaining? ;)
jaseyboy 4 years ago 3
@imamSnake280 Why are you complaining? ;)
TheGoddessofJudecca 8 months ago
lmao hahahahaha i love Chas.... hahaha he screams like a chick!!!!!!
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Dean10D 4 years ago
AHHHHHHHH MY CLOTHES! FUCK!
eatmytits16 4 years ago 4
ROFL with associated LMFAO
fag4eva 4 years ago
lol at chas screaming like an 8-yr-old girl
jolozinger 4 years ago
How do you know its an 8 year old?
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not funny
abushumshem 4 years ago
ROFLMAO XD XD XD
Cyphlix 4 years ago
GOD i LOVE andrew's hair!!! It could practically have a show of its own :0))
thedonn884 4 years ago 10
Goddam fearmongers. And many of us play right into their hands. The rabbit hole goes deep deep down.
seapoidog 4 years ago 9
what are you doing??
nothing...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CaReFrEe01 4 years ago 8
This routine news isn't it? "FEAR" Campaign "24/7"
greenepeas 4 years ago
What is it with Chaz and Nudeing up? Funny stuff though
brettshears 4 years ago 2
Notorioty. If you're going to do something. Do it in a way that people will remember you by.
jdogno1 7 months ago
FUCK LOL!
2NsAN3 4 years ago
I like to call these two shows 'Is your marmalade killing you?" the best bit is when they do the count of how many 'annoying neighbour' or 'council ripping off pensioner' stories each of them have had for the year.
If anyone really thinks they are news or current affairs there is a serious problem
shelsta78 4 years ago 2
I go along with the food problem. A lot of people in the food industry don't bother to wash their hands after doing a shit and then they prepare food. Remember the Seinfeld episode with Poppy? It is more common then some people realize.
dodgetheeruff 4 years ago
Haha. Chas is my favourite Chaser. And he's pretty good looking too.
darknessangel1993 4 years ago 2
that cheeky grin of his :)
but haha yeah i love all those little one liners he makes
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7lightbulbs 4 years ago
lol, I cant' decide if American news is like Aussie news, or Aussie news like American news-- either way fear sells I guess all around the world.
SterlingRio 4 years ago
Rupert Murdoch, maybe?
CodiferL 4 years ago
Yes, He's the Anti-Christ. ;) I'm surprised he doesn't own Youtube- his company owns Myspace, and all the textbooks in the US that the schools waste money on, obviously. lol
SterlingRio 4 years ago
HAHAHAH FUKING LOL!!
nothing.....ARGHHHH!!!!!!! LOL
TheHamster88 4 years ago
ROFL Super Termite and Butchers can't be trusted
DAVEDONGA1989 4 years ago
Naked Chas :D
whisperedenvy 4 years ago
HAVE SOME MONEY!
gehennax66 4 years ago
<<<< LMFAO >>>>
Nickstar20 4 years ago
Chas' scream.... LMAO
stabbyness 4 years ago
Who is that reporter on "Doing Nothing" at 00:55 to 01:02 ?
yamfun 4 years ago
haha this video proves my point
and chas is so cute
jolozinger 4 years ago
LMFAO @ the super-termite
ArmoredGoliath 4 years ago
indeed, super termite = funny. too bad they didnt pick on the "OMG THIS JUST IN SUGAR CERIALS ARE BAD FOR KIDS AND CONTAIN TEH SUGARS."
alphamone 4 years ago
CEREALS. THE.
jdogno1 7 months ago
Today Tonight is a fucking joke. It's just as bad in Perth.
"Could your ______ be _______ your ______"
or the timeless
"We put _______ to the test to find out which is the ______"
How about a report on Sudan on your 'Current Affair' program you souless arseholes!
steevowe 4 years ago 3
Probably because Channel Seven knows the demographic of their viewers and realizes that half of them don't care about anything outside their own backyard, and the other half probably couldn't tell you which continent Sudan is even on. A Current Affair is a show strictly for idiots who believe everything they hear.
SummerTeethEtc 4 years ago 3
it can also be a show that people can watch and think "maybe the chasers will do something on that, its pretty bullshit..."
haha yay. "have some money!"
Jodiebirdinabocks 4 years ago
hahaha
mvfclad 4 years ago
today tonight...psh always trying to raise ratings by making some bullsh!t up. Sometimes i laugh at how outrages their claims are. Thank god this clip shows just my point.
omfg6969 4 years ago
brilliant.. fucking brilliant!!.
jeffbeck147087 4 years ago
these guys are genius.
TheShambles 4 years ago
Nice, Nice.
Love those boys.
monyclarky 4 years ago
hahaha hahaha hahaha
niggely 4 years ago
lol he was neked
mrcookie 4 years ago
NAKED.
jdogno1 7 months ago
aha! chas AND andrew are so funny in this! muahaha i love andrews evil impersonation
ChasersRok 5 years ago 2
i love when chas is like what r u doin and andrews like nothing then theres a pause and he starts screaming lol!
karlie2222 5 years ago
It's sad isn't it. Today Tonight is so poor, and yet its so hard to so it sometimes. The stories they run are absolutely pathetic and their viewers are gullible air-heads. It makes me feel so sick. Really sick, not just saying that i feel sick, I actually feel sick.
Spocko000 5 years ago
aw man i love Chas soooooooooooooo much. this is funny as.can't wait for vol. 2 DVD im counting down the days on my calendar already.
blinkythinky 5 years ago
lol chas is da best chaser
bonichetti 5 years ago
LMFAO...Chas screams like a girl! Haha.
That was fucking funny XD
Karma1989 5 years ago
That might have been a deliberate part of the joke.
jdogno1 7 months ago