Penn & Teller: ESP

[Mezey5]

they have drugs that can fix her problem with hearing voices.

[cubanoking1217]

Fuckin white ppl

[cursetogod]

she is fucking stupid ugly fuck face.

fuck jesus and all gods

[t0rec7e7]

gay lamas 0_o

[telfeh]

penif

[renjie1989]

what a moron.

[darkkristian22]

the llama at 0:42 is like "bull shit"!

[WontonSandwich]

lover of the vag?

[MindstormRecs]

So basically she's saying the market for human psychics is too saturated so she's decided to hit the animal market lol...

[arkie74]

a gay lama?........just when i thought ive heard everything

[BrandonStover]

Oh I bet hes a "Lover". I wonder how often she uses some special techniques on her stallion. 0:53

[Kruezoraxe]

Here's a perfect test. Without seeing the animal which is behind a curtain, state the sex

[MechaTailsMK2]

I has some ESP abilities with the help my dreams. There was some times, I've seen all the correct answers to my tests while I was sleeping during the night.

[chriskilgore2245]

i think this bitch needs to quit smoking crack.

[yomamasapeach]

ESP, also known as being insane

[Circaman8]

telepathy could be possible maybe i mean we only use 10% of our brains if that so who know but this bitch is physco.

[limsniff]

some people need to be put in straight-jjackets in shady acres mental institute

[atlasshrugged2u]

Wow Iv'e never seen aything like this before?...Just when you thought the world couldn't get any crazier!!

[rycka1983]

That Monica... Mmm

[MetalxXxMayhem]

Its a fucking LLAMA!!!

[someguy827]

This video has to have ruined this bitches life lol.

[ShortFingeredShreder]

Hey Penn... ESP makes great guitars, no bullshit!

[Beulah502]

The reality of an animal is instinct, and the reality of man is rational mind. The animal does not have a "mind" and does not know language as humans do.

[ShadowReubenKee]

@Beulah502 ...Humans are animals. We are apes... all of us.

[David062098]

That woman's on crack

[missleah777]

in regards to animals not feeling pain. if you were to observe a dog with a broken foot or somthing in their pad, they will run and walk on three legs. also, if you pay attention to the animals when this woman is around them, you can see they re completely docile, and actually physically interact with her. i for one believe her.

[rmcdaniel423]

I have a hammer that spoke to me telepathically, saying that it feels under-appreciated. He saw how well I treat the other tools, drilled me with questions about metaphysics, and tried to screw with my mind. It was a soul wrenching discussion, but I just brushed him off.

[superhornet69]

A gay llama...that's fucking priceles, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[barfoo24]

Penn is a fucking genious!

[Kelol100]

Crappy ESP... Just a theory. Also animals don't feel, they don't even know they are alive. When was the last time your dog said you that he is in pain?

[cabot2jville2010]

@Kelol100 if you actually think animals don't realize they're alife or feel pain you're fucking retarded...all vertebrates have nerve endings that feel pain, if a dog breaks it's foot, or cuts its paw, it will limp, obvioulsy showing that it is painful for the dog to walk on that foot, or what if u pull a dogs hair on their back really hard? they will yelp very loudly and bite you, how hard depends on if its ur dog and how aggresive it is, so that you'll sttop hurting them

[pitolove71]

I'd rather be a televangelist. I'd make way more money than she does preaching to people that I know what they want & need or should want & need. Oh, and also telling my congregation that they will get blessed when they drop me some cold hard CA$H!!! Collection plates please!!!

[PocketBrain]

No commentary after the intro = this shit makes fun of itself.

[SjokkoladeBolleMusa]

That woman is a psychopath ... for sure...

[jrwilson98]

This woman is a fucking idiot

[wear4o7o]

the animal at 0:42 was like "What da hell ! You beleve her?!"

[AusMarkus]

@wear4o7o Holy crap! You can read her mind!

[ChoujiMan]

A guinea pig doesn't like dogs?

Shit, I could've figured that one out.

[FatherTime89]

Holy hell are Penn and Teller ghosts? How did the footage get so white (seriously they aren't nearly that pasty)

[abeedakbar]

While this idiot pretends to read minds with her eyes closed, they should remove the animal.

[h2ojr1]

0:40

llama: what the fuck is she talking about?

[chriskieninger]

lol ...animals that are gay? gimme a break

[hamtamnam]

@chriskieninger animals can be gay, just google gay animals.

[Arknetu01]

What

The

The Fuck

Are

These dumbass people

SMOKING!?!

[Elsoddo]

E xtremly

S tupid

P eople

[mademan912]

She is a VERY crafty scam artist...

[GrantPowerhead]

I know what that llama was saying at 0:43, she was saying that this lady is fucking nuts!

[JosephW99]

I swear I am alone on this planet

[Harikus]

i like how it turns its head and looks at the woman and then back at the crazy woman starting at :43

[ShamRock1938]

she's totally biting off of Cesar Millan's accent!!

[ColonelChamberlain]

0:29 the ears moved...IT WORKED! mind fucking blown.

[countbleck35]

why do so many people dislike this? lol

[FantasticBob7000]

Funny thing about this is the people who believe her bs. Sad but kinda funny.

[jakep42zer0]

lol @ crazies

[theman2meet5]

she must be super stoned o-O

[MulekeDoido6669]

watch?v=r0cN_bpLrxk

[kakake12]

This is idiotic.

[AnosonTaryrm]

OH! OH! I CAN DO THIS! This lion told me "it wanted to fucking eat me" and it tried!

[sparkyyoung]

My question is......Is she crazy and believes that she can do this or is she just a con-artist?

[AtheistdotEDU]

This is very funny.

[SamonMarquis]

I would like for her to communicate with my ass.

My donkey, too.

[FTMCuteStud83]

She's a retarted cocksucker who should be at the insane asylum

[DJVirgoNeun]

Can anybody say Sylvia Brown?

[mrblackout2000]

scam alert scam alert..

[ggm888]

cool she have a third eye

[TlGBC]

@ggm888 everyone has one. its called the pineal gland. it stores and releases a hallucinogenic and entheogenic compound called dmt. it's extremely powerful.

[dsmooothh]

@TlGBC The fact that it controls the release of melatonin into the bloodstream, and therefore controlling/regulating circadian rhythms, is perhaps its most important feature...it is funny that you jump straight to mentioning dmt. aha, had some experiences with it I'm guessing?

-Also, to consider it the 'third eye' is fairly naive. It is merely another endocrine gland. The fact that it lacks dichotomy and rests in the center of the brain does not send chills down my spine.

[TlGBC]

@dsmooothh lol no but wow thanks for that update

[dsmooothh]

@TlGBC np ;p

[junoreactor05]

...someone call the men in white with the giant butterfly nets. this lady is whacked.

[pclose11]

When she says she sees little pictures and movies in her minds that she must translate into a story for people to understand - that is a very strong indictator of insanity.

[Captainbob25202000]

at 0:44 you can see the llama saying : "hey what is this bitch doing to me? ,"get this bitch out of me!"

[aleon1018]

Penn and Teller need to get probed big time.

[flower135791122]

hahahahahahah

"i have talked to many animals that were gay"

lmao

is she seriouse?!

[kokarorloli]

Animals have a brain but their function to think straight is non functional, so instead of thinking what they are, what will happen and what they can do their mind is based on reflexes.

In other words, you cant communicate to animals through ESP

[BohemianBlasphemy]

@kokarorloli

You cannot communicate with ANYTHING through ESP.

Unless ESP means ESPañol, which sometimes does. ¡Olé!

[ElectricShark]

Seriously, I would like to see this bitch talk to a crocodile that hasn't eaten and is hungry.

We'll see what he has to say to her.

Naw, scratch that. The crocodile's a magnificent beast that's been around for millions of years. This woman's a scam artist, money hungry cunt.

[ComradeCommissar1]

@ElectricShark He'd probably say "Im hungry."

[vihannes3]

1:15

Wow, she says "third eye" so soon? That must be a new record!

[sumvlac]

LOL. The gerbil trapped in my ass would like to leave now....

Richard Gere dumped her a few months back.

[KittenKiller]

ESP are great guitars.

[sullivanstephen]

and effects

[dumapies]

i was thinking that when i saw the title

[kornflayx]

I'm a PRS man

[KittenKiller]

I've never had the chance to try a PRS.

I hear they're great (and expensive) guitars.

[Elsoddo]

@KittenKiller I'm sorry, but is ESP a real brand or am i confusing it with PRS?

[KittenKiller]

Real brand.

[paintballer9110]

@KittenKiller So fun to play too...

[REDTEAM22003]

omg...she is the new jesus

[shtpid]

I'm not particularly convinced on this lady's Talent but there are telepaths out there who can commune with animals.

[Hiddeknight0]

@shtpid

No there isn't.

[brownholepink]

what did that bitch at circle k say to me useing her mind... for that mouthy fucking indain???

[lonewolfintj]

Mental telepathy with HAMSTERS??? THAT, my friends, is pure, 100%, unadulterated BULLSHIT. I'm not sure whether to praise Penn & Teller for debunking this shit... or curse them for making me sick to my stomach. Grade: B. Stars: 4.

[Kain5th]

@lonewolfintj Don't be sick, just laugh at them, they deserve it.

[Kan2209]

Wonder what a pack of wolves would tell her.

[grimwatcher]

reminds of an episode of Dexter's lab

geez, how delusional do you have to be to think you can talk to animals?

[catfacecathead]

This woman has huge balls. Huge, planet-sized balls, to deliver that with a straight face. You know, I bet she could pass a lie detector ... I bet she has really talked herself into it. So I take it back. No balls.

[spiderpig85]

@catfacecathead Definitely nuts though...

[LordGosai]

Provide evidence.

[buuski]

Penn: SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.

[ShaxDr87]

Fag = YOU!

[buuski]

Sorry, I think you must have me confused with your mother.

[ShaxDr87]

Nope.

[weavels]

My parrot just tells me what he thinks

[Omnignosis]

I know what animals are thinking also!

"Food...food...food...food."

[Tigerwyld]

I stopped reading my cats mind when he started rick-rolling me telepathically..

[nametag3]

@Tigerwyld epic payback for getting them neutered

[shadow6543]

@Tigerwyld

pro tip: cats are trolls

[VirtualInsanity91]

@Tigerwyld I love you for this.

[AncientAtlantis]

We are animals so basically can't she comunicate with humans aswell?

NO because she is scamming people and lying to them saying she can "read" their minds.

Am sorry to the people that believe in this but this is FAKE!!!!

[knoxarama]

incredable how the most amazing abilities like this always happens to the dumbest people. Crack + stereotype + dillusion - a brain = that lady

[ylekaweca]

The way that lama looks at its owner as if to say "What f**king pain?" 0:43

[tohidefromourways]

I've noticed that PENN and TELLER lack so much creativity that they have to be PAID to talk about extremely debatable topics, and defame them and create hate and arguments. That aniaml psychic is obviously an actor.. No ones that stupid. her responses are not informative.

[SmexyAsianGirls]

We need to throw her in a pit of Lions and see if she can talk her way out of that. XD

[magicalorangutan]

I'd like to stab Penn's fatass with a bayonet and then eat Teller's tiny dick off.

Bastards.

[Q9R42]

That sounded a little.. Well.. You know..

There's no evidence that this works, and they are rather extraordinary claims.. Which would evidently mean that they would require extraordinary evidence.

Just saying that you can talk to the animal isn't enough.

[magicalorangutan]

Its not about esp, Q9R42.

Its about Penn and Teller being two annoying cowards that have a terrible show and are charlatans about "magic".

Idiots.

[tohidefromourways]

I agree with you.

[esnakk]

This is a completely insane waste of time. I cannot believe these people really belive this. Even though, of course it is more likely to be true than most of the worlds dominating religions.

[Q9R42]

Yea, i can't really argue with that. At least this is less of the extraordinary then all the religious claims.

Hej hej föresten (:

[slicingwater]

Why does she have to close her eyes. Can she read my mind or does that just go for pets and bests of burden.

[mrblackout2000]

THIS is what you call a scam..

and where is here 3rd eye?

is it down low? really low?

do you know where i'm getting with this?

[Holret]

OMG only in America, Folks. Only in America.

[jedelman07]

Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like poking her "third eye" out?

[holyuser666]

ESP aka insane. Also DID SHE SAY GAY ANIMAlS

[Cass0emoheart]

Some animals DO perform homosexual acts. So gay animals isn't as crazy as ESP.

[6PrinceofDarkness6]

Homosexuality is actually a function of nature designed to curb overpopulation.

[Cass0emoheart]

Where did you get that fact from? Could you give me a reference?

[oratadin]

Science shows us that many, alot, tons of animals perform homosexual acts, but why?

well, to strenghten the society, make stronger bonds with the group and also have as a service. Or what's so called 'you scratch my back and I scratch yours' but with homo/lesbian acts.

[tohidefromourways]

Animals show their dominance out of homosexuality, not for pleasure.

[Cass0emoheart]

Nope. Dolphins do it for pleasure.

[tohidefromourways]

then again. Dolphins think 16 times faster than the average human. And rival for human intelligence.

[Cass0emoheart]

Could you give me some references for animals showing dominance through homosexuality and dolphin's intelligence rivalling that of a human's? Because I've never heard either of those before. Just wondering about your sources for this info.

[tohidefromourways]

just google it. Reliable sources come up right at the top. google it as the topics main statment should be.

reasons for homosexuality in dolphins, and dolphins intelligence.

[anarchy3E]

dolphins fuck for pleasure?

where did you read that? how did they test it?

[Cass0emoheart]

Jesus, I don't remember exactly what it's from. I watched a documentary about it afew years ago.

[anarchy3E]

a) if you "dont remember" and cant give the source, you should stop "wondering about other peoples"(tohide..s) sources

b) i think you are talking out of your ass/ trying to back up your biased opinions with non existent sources.

[Cass0emoheart]

O_o I really don't remember (gee so fucking sorry for not remembering the name of a show on tv that aired years ago). But I'm sure google would work just fine. :) I was only asking for their sources 'cause I've never heard that before and was curious about it. (So fucking sorry that I want to learn) Twat.

[anarchy3E]

google works? niiice.

use it and give me the source.

if you dont you are a liar and a cheat and a promoter of false assumptions.

[Cass0emoheart]

Yeah, I totally am.

[KJS72]

anarchy: I have a good idea. Why don't you research it for yourself.

[anarchy3E]

i have a better one.

why don you go fuck yourself? :)

[KJS72]

Thats not as good as my idea.

[KJS72]

Thats true..Dolphins have casual sex and have also shown to be homosexual/bi sexual.

Most mammals act the same.

[duobane001]

......... Is this lady high? -_-"

[InternationalOnline]

haha Penn and Teller kicks ass:D!

[hoppipopidi]

wow... First she says the animal is a she then a he. Fucking idiot.

[smallwatermelonz]

funny, but i hope people don't believe this crap.

[hunterto99]

Just another fucking crazy human.. "im animal communicater".. Oh wait no. Your just fucking crazy old bitch

[ThePuffsGuy]

Here's a question. Whos more stupid, the people who spew this shit, or the people who believe this shit? This goes for many things.

[ViktorValentine]

Do people who say they use ESP know their insane? Or do they just wake up one morning rubbing themselves with peanut butter and say 'Wow...something is wrong'

[shivajesus]

Her business could be Dr Thinkslittle's pet communication!

Maybe we should ask her to explain what all the politician's in DC are really thinking?

[TheLeBMSProductions]

if she is can comunicate with animals then she can comunicate thorough us because we are animals

[anarchy3E]

espiece of shit

[HighFlyingZombie]

The way i see it is that phsycic people make up a story (bullshit) in there mind and they may or may not even beleive it themselves.

[MyCrownOfWorms]

From what she's saying; she's imagining a bunch of shit and pretending it's real. XD and people believe it.

[kilroy1963]

This third eye where is it located ? At the intersection of legs and torso I suspect .

[gts101]

I should hire her....she might prove my suspicion that my dog shits in my yard instead of my toilet because its mad at me.

[brumos513]

Mine too!!! XD

[Shas221]

Everything should be consider possible as long as the contrary has not been proved, we should think of all unexplained things as possible. By that i do not mean we have to believe everything but we should not declare something impossible or stupid before it has been proved to actually be impossible and/or stupid.

We should see the world with an open mind without discriminating things and ideas because they do not fit your view of the world.

[StupidLittleNobody]

Yes but there are limits!

I suppose it's possible to believe your computer is really an alien robot disguised as a computer, but it's more reasonable to believe it's just a computer, without requiring extensive proof of "non-alien-robotedness".

In the same way, it's easier to believe this woman is probably just imagining what she'd like to be the truth, rather than keeping an open mind until presented with absolute proof that pet mind-melds are not possible.

[Lewa500]

Yes but what if, a yelling, seemingly demented person tells you that a bunch of aliens from a planet called Kebert Xela are going to invade Earth. A normal human would think that he's a total nutjob, but what if, tomorrow these imaginary aliens do come to invade Earth? People should not be close-minded, but they should also be a bit skeptic, after all there are actual insane personas out there.

[grotop]

Like that flying spaghetti monster?

[InsertNameHere803]

Maybe we shouldn't declare them impossible but we should definitely declare them stupid if they are. For example, this video. This person has no way of proving they can talk to animals and even the idea itself is completely barmy. If I said to you 'I'm superman and I can fly" You'd call me an idiot.

[Lewa500]

Why so much thumbs down, this person is 100% right!

[jesusthechick]

I suppose this would be better than a regular psychic because animals can't tell you how full of crap you are :D

[halamuura94]

how does this make it to television?

[Ironmaiden1836]

Its showtime a channel you have to pay a subscription fee every month

[ZeeZarian]

Lady, get some psychiatric help. If you honestly believe you can communicate with animals on any sort of serious level, you're a nutcase, plain and simple.

[tohidefromourways]

Dogs have the capacity of a 2 year old human

[pwuk]

Llama whisperer? Sounds like the next hit tv programme, get the llama or tortoise to grass up murderers

[NVanWendy]

That is hilarious! Normally people who get hallucinations are treated by medical professionals, but explain that you're a psychic and it's suddenly a gift!

[SoyMontalvino]

How do they get those persons to sign the affidavit allowing to be protrayed as the complete dumbasses they are on cable tv?

[azrial4421]

Hey if you believe it then its real...to you.

I believed my girl was faithful, and it was ONLY real to me.

[erk13z]

Ha! That was funny.

[LuisFrio]

Man everybody around here just loves this show!!! I guess I should respect the disrespecters...! I aint goin to call you names or anything, then I would be the same thing I´m dissin... I rather send you all hugs and best wishes. I am a grown man, can´t let my own beliefs down because some 15 Y/O´s insults me. Rather I invite you to be my friends. I am a good person if you get to know me, at least I try.