WORLD'S DIRTIEST JOKE EVER !!!!!

[simonejordysgaming]

that is insulting to the whole family

[IrEnEsceneShuffler]

Omfg that was dirtier that dubstep :$ 0_o

[jrod218]

OMG

[maxinator63]

puke puke puke

[MrLangely]

eeewwwwww!!!!!

[flowerss335]

oh shit i think i bit on sprite came out my nose it burnssss

[bobwatters]

o danny boy! o danny boy i thought y were joking lol!

[LLew821]

LOL!!!... xD, that was great!

[nelipetromel]

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww iouououououououo......

[Dirtygirlz1997]

ew

[soopermintyfresh]

whats the name of the song he was whistling?

[ShellieB12559]

wow... i totally wasn't expecting that xD

[cheezyweezyful]

awkward moment when watching this with your sister and dad....

[epidemic2006]

ahahahaha



[twicon]

I said this to a friend and he said it to his father and sister.. *facepalm*

[Parkour1138]

26 peoples dads taste like period

[waer35]

WOW

[sagezach1]

does this guy live in the south?

[johnlaxatives]

very dirty but understandable :)

[MsVanillaSmile]

@PAPER9001 Ohhh! I'm not racist but I loooooove black jokes. What did God say when he made the second black person? Oh shit I burnt another one.

[MrKoolaidman2011]

@MsVanillaSmile i was gonna lke this but that would make me racist so i clicked in between like and dislike, did it do anything?? (joke)

[MsVanillaSmile]

@MrKoolaidman2011 That's smart thinking ;)

[DavidB5501]

With slightly different wording this joke is told in Martin Amis's novel 'London Fields', publiahed in 1989, so it is at least 22 years old.

[PopsDizzy]

Carlin told this one like 30 years ago bro!

[Merdam9]

Why did Japenese kid dropped his ice cream?

He got hit by a skyscrapper.

[batoulandsydnishow]

@PAPER9001 just sayin that aintt funny no offrense though

[StaTiicShoCkzZ]

Should not have phone near water

[ceilingcatlover1331]

uh huh

i got a joke for you

guess what?

chicken butt

[Mrlolmanlolz]

i got a good joke ..... womens rights

[IstalkBananas]

lol!! speaking of dirty that pool looks gross!!

[sonicedhoedown1]

wanna hear a REAL MANS JOKE RAWR!!!!!!!!!

womans rights :D

[Zirus101]

heres a joke, pussy, loljk

[cule219]

I heard similar joke before.... Brother and sister are having intercourse and she tells him: "you are better than father". He responds "i know mother told me" O.o

[mambekk]

@cule219 the other darkest one i heard, is about sterotypes...

sis and brother having sex.. suddenly dad opened a door... -whatta fak are you doin? ahh okkey... no matter what, dont smoke.

[minigem55]

Ewwwwiieee :P

[zhilenius]

what is bravery? when u shit in front of Micke Tyson's front dor!!! What is mor of a bravery? When u ask him for a toilet paper!!!! What is disaster? when he give's u a sand paper!!! What is engenuity? when u turn the smooth side up :DDDDDD

[zhilenius]

Father is slashing his son in front of the house...and the mother cames and asks him...care for a cup of coffy? :DDD

[TheLindsmay818]

that pool is dirty.

[crazyperson1093]

damnnnnnnnnnnn i was not expecting that. so many levels to that. ima spread that one around hahaha

[koreytd]

not that dirty...

[M33GR0V]

@koreytd Tell me a joke dirtier than that...

[markodj85]

To je srpska fora!

[squaids100]

omfg.....

[heidiguz15]

ewwwwww!!! thts soo nasty!!!! :0 haha

[T0pcatFilms]

my ass fell off with laughter

[xRaveyy]

18 people disliked this because their dads dick actually did change its taste! Hahahaha xD

[A7xafterlifeA7x]

another joke... womens rights..

[CokeLizard]

@A7xafterlifeA7x oh snap!

[Sevilou]

i lmao'd

[11anonomys]

bla bla bla tastes different... oohh..ahh..i think i died a little inside

[GTASACheater101]

*says the last line of the joke* ..........O_O.....xDDDDDDD thats so bad!! lol

[MW2LilRamsicHD]

Hey I got a joke for you. Lil Wayne.

[XLilMissHollieX]

@MW2LilRamsicHD I Dont Get It?

[johnybazukata]

Oh, I've heard it, but in a different version:

How do you know when your sister is in her period? -Her dirty underwear smells differently.

[johnybazukata]

Oh, I've heard it, but in a different version:

How do you know when your sister is in her period? -Her dirty underwear smell differently.

[urdoomed3]

HAHAHAHAHA not funny jk lol

[101HR101]

He conveniently forgot to mention that this is not a joke in Serbia but custom.

[YTinjustice]

@101HR101 croatian lowlife is not welcome in life.. so pleas go and kill yourself ;)

[101HR101]

@YTinjustice Oohh, look, another bright serb who is also calling his daughter, dear sister.

- Man upstairs said it not me, high life serbo :-) And we do not have to kill ourselves, more than a million non-serbs sERBIAnCCCC lowlifes like you have killed in neighboring 9 countries since 1918.

[YTinjustice]

@101HR101 croatians are really phunny xD what else u can expect from blood thirsty ustasha

[101HR101]

@YTinjustice What are you talking about? maybe about Sajmishte and other concentration camps in Serbia where you killed in 1941 around 30.000 Jewish people and now are talking that Croats did that?

[YTinjustice]

@101HR101 yeah croats are famous for lying... sajmishte vas nazi run camp and u know that wery well... not to mention 1.8m serbs and who knows how many jews killed in croatia.... so shut up ustasha

[SpecialAirService141]

@101HR101 jebi ih sve!!

[hiblinist916]

O_O utter shock.... I underestimated it....

[niall29]

Soooo Old. Heard that over 15 years ago. this guys a loser.

[De4sher]

nice

[gueswhathappened]

Sister asks her bro where is he going?

-Chasing chicks - he answers

-What do you need them when you can have sex with me?- she says.So they do it,

Sister says - Jesus bro you are better than our pap!

-Mom said so too. - he answered

There :)

[Comix888]

yea ... It does... :D

[RBear20]

If only it were possible to unhear things..

[lolowting45]

LOL

[XEMOBUNNYxXx]

I'am a very visual thinker ugh!!! Its awful!!!!

yet weirdly funny...

[Wookman17]

Preveo je sa srpskog 300% :)

[ChoxX88]

ovu si preveo sa srpskog , priznaj!!! heheheheheh

[DaGrox94]

I LAWLED

[MrPark50]

blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Fronoz]

HOLY FCK that's baaaddddd :P

[bloodypepper]

you call it dirty.. we call it life.

HAHA NO.

[deadlykiiss]

I bet you just made that up cuz you went down on ur fishy smelling dads cock. LOL jp :P

[jst31n]

Gahhh shit, thats fucking gross, Good thing you are still funny Danny!

[XFireBoyXx]

Grooooody 

[MrDarec15]

BTW LOVE THE SONG!!!

[MrDarec15]

u r some big motherfuckers,AND I MEAN REAL DEAL INCEST MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

[SereniTJCab00s]

Men and women are like milkshakes and ice cream, I prefer one to the other but my dad says they both taste the same.

[alaskanhuskeee92]

(.Y.) TITTIES (.Y.)

[hammerrocks2]

lol wtf?

[thatdudeatthepark]

How do you get a nun pregnant??

.... You fuck her.

[stickynotezz]

Life changing

[davis16dave]

the joke of the aristocrats its better (y)

[td644]

i've heard it but when i heard it was how can you tell if your sisters on her period? her boyfriends dick tastes funny

[extremists123]

i dont get it...

[slipknot123456781000]

@extremists123 what? seriously?

[nataku7]

o thats y.

i thought it was herpes.

[dameatdog]

hahahahahaahahaha...



[Deady4u]

That is sick shit the father is a pedo and the son is a gay

[MyCatsDeadInACanal]

Wasnt that bad, heard worse. like his reactions.

[AcademyArtVenture]

ouch. that couldn't get any dirtier... I LOVE IT!

[MsWastedPotential]

Oh yes!

[bighugejake]

should've been grampa

[vkgiotis]

That's not a joke

[9101286542]

THAT WAS FUCKIN' GROSS !! XDD

[0891aria]

Look up the aristocrat.... Now thats dirty

[Cslacko]

I like it! Going to tell to my friends who have sisters and see how uncomfortable they look trying to fake laugh.

[jdizzle1982]

wow that was to much lol

[tankatraue]

OMFG!! that was so wrong!!!!

[sophienatalia]

O.o

[greenmonkeylicker]

the funniest part of the joke is after you talked about the guy sucking his dad's dick you wiped your mouth...............funny funny danny

[andresme2]

Damn!!!!!! I don't know about that one. That was kinda sick bro.

[ghost2694]

guess what?

chicken butt?

WIN

[carroll7122]

O  MM GGGGGG dirrrty bird

[marcopolo359]

thats not even the right joke.. the joke is , how can a southerner tell if her mom is on her period? her brothers dick tastes funny

[DaRkLeOnN01]

your face is Priceless xD

[Ddiary09]

AWWWEWWWAOOW THINK TWICE>>>> IT"S JUST AnOTHER DAY IN PARADICE....

[tbhpower]

@Ddiary09 Danny save me a spot in the corner somewhere I'm coming to visit!

[grafdelafergrafdelaf]

HAHAHAH That was the best man!

[MgoBlueNo01]

That is the worst joke i've ever heard

[dinkoman]

I just laughed at your reaction lol.

[TheRenster500]

hahahha

[TheColombianOne]

Dude that's fucking disgusting.  God bless you

[hojoe5]

@TheColombianOne lol

[XDreaminX]

I love how random your settings are! :) <3

[pskptbrk1]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDD

[vateoivanov]

nice pool although i think it's too short and definately too narrow

[krepalina1]

@vateoivanov

it is supposed to be that way, for swimming -.-

[vateoivanov]

@krepalina1 well i like the fact that you're alone since it's so narrow but i think it's shorter than 25 meters - the standard and a pool shorter than that is a pain to do long training sessions in

[Killerbunny1214]

What's that melody that danny whispers at the start of the video?

[tylercall358]

first real laugh out of all of these jokes

[alenchek]

nasty :))))

[Terrababyy]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AdvisorSuggest]

OMG

[Jjtrules]

LOL

[chiyerano]

Ew..why Danny, why?? On a lighter note, nice view of the pool.

[chiyerano]

@chiyerano You really shouldn't go swimming alone. Something could happen to you.

[thunder1205]

click the soccer ball next to the quality button

[dragonchief777]

@thunder1205 found that the other day,its so pointless...its a damn evil buton is wat it is,listen to it enuf wil give nightmares,lol

[rylancedg]

nom nom nom

[urfictionfallacy]

i just threw up... LMAO

[juventusoccer]

vote up if your the 365th viewer

[allawenchen]

SOOOOO WROONNG LOLERSK8Z

[PetrovichStefan]

You should wash your mouth! With soap, and sandpaper.

[LtShock]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HAHAHAHAHAHA! This was on a next level!

[nikolabp]

what a sick joke :(((

[jjkkll99mm]

Aww Naw That Wis Funny As Fuck

[TheMcRaeBrothers]

*jaw drops* bwahaha

[KlemenPongi]

good idea to be next to a swimming pool after such a filthy joke

and ou yea it is derrrty

[Okhaj]

hahaha

[oma0812]

My eyes suddenly start to spasticly close and open again repetatively... :|

[pbimmortal]

Woooooooooooooooowwww, that aint right lol

[cld118]

O.M.G. I KNOW A FAMILY WHO CHECKS THAT WAY.

[boomer987987]

i never knew a joke could infilict physical pain...

[pearl343]

HAHAHAHAHA he TOTALY went there!

[RyanXHavok]

*_*

[Egil8D]

heard it b4 :P

[AnthonyAtlanta404]

did you get the one i sent you

[hetasuzume]

OOOHHH BURRRNN!!

[crouts0]

ooooooooooooooooh

[sikrob]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN, that is so dirty lol ugh

[Deaththrea10]

best job ever

[finktube]

ew.. EW.

[CabalaCicero]

lold hard.

[MekSerbia]

Why are you so lonely? There is nobody else in there and its swimming pool..

[boomerxxx]

Heard another version of it. Still not funny, though. D:

[pericajebac]

brother fucks his sister and tells her "You fuck better then mom" and replies "Yes, I know. Dad told me..."

[TheColombianOne]

@pericajebac you deserve an internet chocolate chip cookie

[Kurbisa]

@pericajebac Sine tvoj je vic jebeniji. Pozdrav iz Istre!

[pericajebac]

@Kurbisa slicni su, "moj" je malo jaci... :)

[RoboZaz]

@pericajebac ,lolz

[llamajuice]

new email address? Or did Danny mess up?

[p4perm4n]

Lol you had to wipe your mouth after

[MarkoSrbija01]

dont bother danny come on man...shit joke do better.

[ssuperfly]

HAHAHAAH :D Dirty inded :D

[harrythefatman]

Lol that was so funny

[xkennyPLx]

psh... thats not so dirty... -_-"

[sevamartin]

That's beyond dirty, BEYOND DIRTY!

[alojz300]

that wasnt so dirty.. :D

[nemakur]

what was that song that you were whistling at the beggining