Dane Cook You Don't Even Know!

[predator712336]

16 people dont even KNO!!

[cod4daworld]

press 6 for booty slap

[gthec9909]

dane is the best. fuck the haters :D

[snickerpuss91]

Haha! This is very funny! :-)

Dane <3

[xXStaySeventeenXx]

what's funny is that it's like 3 friggin seconds and i still laughed my ass off.

[HiVultage01]

Press keys 4, 5, or 6 for KNOWWWWWW!!!!

[5iv3z]

/watch?v=BcmVUmIArIY

[Dee3BoobTube]

YES! THANK YOU! I needed JUST that!

[guitarman104mjb]

i couldnt stop clicking at the middle of the video. if you walked into my house, all you would hear was "KNOW!! KNOW!! KNOW!! KN-KN-KN-KNOW!!" way too entertaining

[TheMarifreica]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA knOw

[LuffysLilSis321]

14 ppl don't know shit:)

my dad after watching this said: "i know a little" and i said "YOU KNOW NOTHING!!!"

[Jakob1029]

Well if you told me what you are talking about, if noe... :D

[Tata11207]

the 14 people who disliked this just don't even know!!!!!

[CBxLOVER96]

you dont even KNOOOWWW!

[aFuckingTroll]

You don't even KNOOUW! that's how I'm fucking feeling right now.

[Petra7887]

how does he do that?!

[sroboi]

@Petra7887 how does he do it? i think, you don't even KNOW!!!

[PJtheFighterPilot]

bro i replayed this like 10 times !!!!

[sroboi]

@PJtheFighterPilot Dude, i played this like 50+ time, man you don't even KNOW!!!!

[QLFILMS]

YES!

[smartanimegirl]

You don't even...*high-pitched* KNOOOW!! D<

I like how he hit that last note.

[Dracindo]

EPIC WIN!!!

[CourtneyxAmanda]

XDDD

OMG

[Hollycloud1]

haha sqeeky voice!

[MisterStolas]

keep repeating 0:03 xD

[TheSamarama24]

I tweeted: "Think you know everything?" then posted the link to this. People are confused.

[oJUDAYALo]

lmfao

dane's the best

you dont even KNOOW!!

[Destineelovesyou17]

**FAVORITED!!!!!

[Kuroineko16]

@Destineelovesyou17 ditto xD

[Rainfaceify]

omgee whtf was that! his voice was so high it was like he aws going through puberty aagain!!

[BlueEyedBabe03]

That was intense! xD

[MasterLucario2000]

2 words.

holy SH*T!

[theamericandream1989]

best part of the video is when he says "you don't even KNOW!!!!!!!!"

[rhm3235]

#LOL

[KanYe1337]

I liked the part where he said you dont even know

[IchigoGiRl1792]

LOL :D :D :D :D ^^ ^^

[buttayhahahaahahah]

lolz man

[Honeyfur11]

You don't even KNOW!!! XDDD

[kambo57]

I liked the part when he said "You don't even know!"

[Henboy1987]

I get laid on a semi-regular basis, e-disputes don't concern me. xD

[theunstoppablekatia]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS!

[AcTs92]

ahahhaa!!! What a scream! xD

[WarriorCatLover12]

hes right! i know not

[Szaam]

tit

[mydarkjuliet]

the man takes 3 seconds to say 4 words and get 135,373 views. that's fricking genius.

love you dane :]

[Ryeburnyard]

@mydarkjuliet Not genius.. shows how retarted we are.

[LyricalAssassin]

awesome sound quality..!

[sillyjontag321]

LOL :D

[ItsTheJuan]

So...This is why people consider Dane Cook funny.

...I'm not following.

[emosasukeCS2]

This is why people think you're a great person...

I'm not following.

[ItsTheJuan]

Because for You don't know me. That's the reason why your not following, your uneducated on what your talking about.

Next time think of a proper insult boy.

[emosasukeCS2]

I don't need any education to know a loser.

[ItsTheJuan]

Because obviously losers dislike Dane Cook.

People are open to their own opinions and are allowed to think for themselves instead of being influenced by media and being a tool.

[emosasukeCS2]

No, the fact that you have to just say something like that. It's just a waste of 30 or less seconds... It starts chains of hatred like these ones. Then a wave of pain comes and brings an era of peace and the chains rebuild themselves.

[ItsTheJuan]

So in other words, Your saying I wasted my time posting a "Comment". That's the point of the system, to state your opinion. Yes it does cause a chain of of hatred, but it's funny. I stated my opinion and I'm standing by it while some butt hurt hit is trying to point out typing a negative comment on a comment section is a waste of time. Tsk.Tsk.

[emosasukeCS2]

You wasted your time saying you didn't like it. No one likes those comments. It causes a chain of hatred. Then someone calms us down. We stop. And we start all over again. The chains may rust, but they will never break.

[ItsTheJuan]

So in other words, the point of typing up a comment to you is only to say good things? It's called a comment, not compliment. The whole point of this website is to watch and rate videos amongst other irrelevant things.

[emosasukeCS2]

Here's how it works. *sigh* You say that you don't like it, people don't like you. You watch other videos and decide you like him, MORE people get along with you. I dream of a world full of peace with no hatred. I WANT that dream to be fulfilled.

[SnazzyStuffChannel]

@ItsTheJuan U tell them. There are alot of ppl on youtube that get butt hurt over comments. Like u said, they are comments and not compliments.

[Section014]

@ItsTheJuan not trying to go against you but that was the gayest comment I have ever read.

"Because obviously losers dislike Dane Cook.

People are open to their own opinions." <- What the Fuck?

Hypocrite?. Not trying to point you out but still.

[ItsTheJuan]

Seriously? If you read my comments and the replies you'd know that the first quote is a sarcastic comment at what the guy I was talking to said...

Being sarcastic doesn't make me a hyporcrite.

But then again, this is all written.

[ryaninthehood]

omg thanks so much. i love this part. i was gonna do this myself

[oldhamj12]

u should show the whole thig its called

bad relationships

[xxRAWRiLOVEUxx]

hahaha, lmfaaooo<3 i crack up everytime i see thiss(: its so damn funnny i love dane cooook(:

[Kibalove333]

HAhahaha Dane's voice cracked, Lol. AWESOME!!

[AQuinton1994]

hahahaha what the hell?!?!?! hes hilarious!!! hey fuck you ShineonPinkSovereign. what part is that from

[lilwitchkerri]

anyone know wat part this is from?!

[dancingdiva1223]

It was in the bad relationship video

[oOKdLuvsOo]

you dont even KNOW!

[orkando17]

My sms-tone! xD

[TheGr8stZombieSlayer]

Those are my fucking noodles. My dad would buy me noodles whenever i wanted them, you know why? Cause he's a SMART FUCKING GUY!!!! Dane Cook is fucking amazing

[DNNear101]

Fuck yeah he is!

[trevor2349]

so funny...i was watching this at like 11 couple nights ago...you dont even KNOW!!! (my dad) what da hell....

[iron9man7]

@trevor2349 wow thats exactly what happened to me but i watched it at 11:30  :l

[kourtneylayne]

You don't even KNOW!!!!

lol i think he gets just a LITTLE enthusiastic, huh?

[Doveheart555]

wait wat video is that from?

[irockmoonman]

Vicious Circle

[PikaPrincess123]

You don't even (high squeaky voice) KNOW!!

[RippleEffectWave]

Watch my video "The Real Love Story" on uploaded this week it hilarious!!

[RawrAMPLol]

Rofl "U dont even KNOW!!!!!" XD

[LeRoiSoleilLuv]

KNAAAAAOW

[audrey666girl]

xXSkateBlankXx me too, shes like ur stupid like ur father. and he doesn't think much of it... then its like an explosion, u just gonna sit there and eat the noodles i fhuking bought u! there MY noodles, lmfao xD

[Mrgalaxy]

is this supposed to be funny?

[Leblond111]

Hell yeah

[Sailormoongrl412]

lofl

[iPaulTV]

wtf haha

[AkatsukiGirl11]

lol what part is this at

[xXSkateBlankXx]

uhmm the part where

the girls like

well your stupid like your father

[bosedog96]

omg i love that part

[iray89]

You don't even know!

[xXxDiruDezxXx]

LIKE um so LIKE who says LIKE all us of LIKE watch only LIKE Dane Cook?

[ShineOnPinkSovereign]

Sorry son, but the insult was terrible. Period.

[xXxDiruDezxXx]

I'm a girl ;)

And it's not like your insults are much better, amirite?

[ShineOnPinkSovereign]

No one really cares about youtube comments, tommorrow, you will forget just like I forgot I even posted any of these comments. ; )

[xXxDiruDezxXx]

What are you talking about "tomorrow"? Those comments were posted a week ago.

Talking about someone not forgetting =\

[boomshiekia]

nice......

[misfitsg17]

haha!

[ryanmulcahey]

click at 2:00 a bunch of times

[mozartlover123]

my favorite part i love it

[adyzel95]

i dont get it, what happens?

[carzycolombian]

dimitri martins better...

[BIG33NIG]

soooo funny ... in tears replaying over n over lmao

[MsAnimeFreak16]

That one high-pitch word almost made me pee myself! XDDD ROTFLMFAO!!!

[loveEPITAPH]

HAHA!

[thegoldenwolf09]

that know he sounds like a girl

XD

[spacegirl1998]

Replay thiv Vid 40 times. It's annoying, but funny

[thegoldenwolf09]

u r right

if i hear that 1 more time i will die

"you dont ever KNOW" i'm deid XD

[iAmRandom32]

lol

[Paegodude]

lol, someone should do a "you don't even KNOW!" sparta remix, that would be awesome.

his voice cracked. DANE COOK RULES!!!!

[ksalto267]

hahahaha i cant stop watchin this!! hahahaha he is the absolute man! i love u dane! <3

[boomstickkid]

keep clicking over and over at 2 secs

[ELIEISMYHERO]

I can't stop watching this

[EvanK1995]

voice cracked

[gogators2232]

Hahaha! I haven't seen this one before, I'll have to look it up.

[0260638]

Haha watch it over and over and it'll feel like it gets louder each time.

[iloveyouchocolate101]

lmfao i knew it was from vicious circle but not the part you should slow it down then speed it up and like edit it alot

[Kyle0rtiz]

na bro that would ruin it, it just has to be this one clip, that should be another video.

[penguinfreak1994]

hilariouis

[smccormick21]

its from his bit Bad Relationships and Brain Ninjas :)

[hapaboy1313]

she will take three to five steps... three to FIVE

[TheGIRLwhoPOONEDyou]

What act is this from?

[blackflame100]

the "u dont even know" part is from Vicious Circle :)

[hellogoodbyekisskiss]

I want this as a ringtone! Anyone know where I can get it?!?

[nikesoccer241]

yeah , from your phone... :P lol im just kidding, i have no idea man

[euronio]

download vDownloader and download it directly from youtube into an mp3 format just google for VDownloader and youl find it

[Mbp10921]

haha that would be pretty annoyin if it just does that over and over agen lol

[hellogoodbyekisskiss]

I ended up doing it and it actually is really annoying haha. But it's still funny to be able to hear it on command :)

[lauraz77]

all dane's stuff is hilarious, but when i heard him do this high pitch sound i was on the floor laughing!

[SpuddehNinjaa]

LOL!! XDD WHY AM I LAUGHING XDD

that is hilarious, and i have no idea why XD

[ISAACLANGE89870]

wtf?

[jbeach05]

you don't even knOw!

[Naruto5tails]

loool!

[Jose44410]

I think he was immatating my sister whenever she drinks, she acts like some bitch and i try to calm her down- NO!!! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!!! God i luv my sister but damn... i do know :/

[xoxAngelFirexox]

LOL I love this guy

I watched him for the first time on Saturday night (or was it Friday..? I think it was Saturday) and laughed my butt off.

[rheenaguerin]

wow that was only 3 seconds and it was still hilariouse!!!

[gamers15]

i dont?

[bear3396]

Hahaha!!

[bruinsrule33]

little lol

[BittenxApple]

I laughed so much, I started coughing and almost coughed up a lung.

[Greeensworth]

I watch it at least ten times a day :D

[gaarasgir1]

I feel sorry for people who've never seen this. They don't even know.

[PlayaplayaAP]

this is so the best part xD

[MightyKingJohan]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha =D

[heether]

Bahaha!! Oh my god thats fucking hilarious.

[ProGuitarist1951]

i thought i was the only one who thought that was funny lol

[glenjamindle]

I have to comment on this even tho it's my video, but whenever I'm in a crappy mood I watch this and instantly fall on the floor laughing. I think one time I came close to peeing myself :\

[fullmetal22000]

hahahhaah i love it!! :DDD

[Havoc737903]

I love this video. You don't even know.