Jerky Boys Car Salesman- Halo3

[SonicGem5]

See ya there later nitz

[FearPantera]

I grab someguy, he don't know if he wants to buy i push his face right in the fucking hood yo i tell you, you buy this fucking car or i'll break your fucking head.

[THEATREofPAIN270]

0:51 Bring in a tank I'll sell the fucking thing! Funny shit!

[MCWHAMMER]

This has always been my favorite JB call, just because of "I'll be there early every day". He was so quick witted with that.

[theoman555]

Alright, see ya later nips.

[daveywaikiki]

great vid, makes you feel bad the way the employer Paul says "Speaking!" so kindly then Rizzo starts up. Extra points for doing it with the same first name instead of Frank- Johnny B. must have been thinking about something else, the broads from Roofing or whatever.

[4404sjr]

i could tone it down a little maybe choke a few people

[TheTaskmaster]

Dat's uh something i don't wanna talk about.

[soulleskill]

i got some rocks to unload.

[homegrowndave]

this in england when unemployed, when they make you go for interviews for jobs you dont want how to handle them,..honest,a good reference point,im silly i tell you silly.

[jamespdjets]

i push his face right into the FUGIN hood epic

[Allenburn]

shadow problems hunh did u see your light cup phone call

[zecc78]

U bai dis fuacken caar o break yo fuken 'ead.

[Jtiv19]

i"ll drive it silly silly!

[perdado]

'' I dunno, I don't run that kinda operation"

[Bthakilla4rilla]

"Y'know he don't know if he wants to buy

I pushed his face right in the fuckin hood and I tell ya 'you buy this fuckin car or I'm gonna break your fuckin head'"

[7beers]

whaddaya need me to sell babe

[TheDogRomeo]

well the sit doesnt go with your video at all

[plasshopper]

sometimes ... these fuckers, they gotta BUY ... i need, you know, i need dough like anyone!

[1skunkus]

see ya little later nitz

[fanofnothingface]

I could sell whatever you need sold. Bring in a tank, I'll sell the fuckin' thing.

[TheJmanzilla]

I had pride over there Paul. Haha, that's hilarious.

[TheJmanzilla]

Haha, that's hilarious.

[sebaz1982]

"well it sounds as today (?) you have problems any way" WhuuaahhH

hahaha

the guy really sounds like a nice cool dude by the way! :)

[TheHAMMER77777]

u should have kept it going..why did u hang up?

[pakmanishere]

WHAT YOU NEED ME TO SELL, BABE.........

[6Ott7]

Lets talk about sellin cars Paul.

[victordls]

tone it down a little by choking a few people ...lmao...aaahhh

[dacheza]

You buy this fucking car or I break your fucking head!!!!!! Love Rizzo

[peerless77]

When I talk I move my head up and down.

[deadfordecades]

What you need me to sale babe.....

[marcothegodfather]

Bring it a tank i'll sell the fk thank ..LOL

[howelldrake]

Laughing my friggin ass off, and this was the first I've ever seen of Halo.

[marathon1974]

"Ah ya see here, we're off to a bad start."

[mrsvip2]

cya later ntiz!

[tyluscious]

i pushed his face right against the fuckin hood......you buy this fuckin car or ill break your fuckin head!!

[timisorul]

good stuff pigeon face

[5tonyvvvv]

fuckin brilliant,,silly silly!!!

[Melancholy1040]

I've spent a decent amount of time in Middletown and know some folks - we were always hoping we'd see this guy in action on some lot somewhere at somepoint, but from a distance.

[juliogolivo]

lol, yeah you know, sometimes, this fuckers they gotta buy!

[MLBExpert2007]

"Why you wanna drive 60 miles to go to work?"

"Hey that's my business."

[yummybacon]

I drive it silly, SILLY!

[dannyboy5678]

Bring in a tank and I'll fuckin sell it.....

LOL~!

[fsujci]

lol i'm silly

[rizon406]

You buy this f**king car, I break yer f**king head!

[PoopFartShitStain]

FUCKING

[EdwinShy]

Now that`s a classic line :)

[Obama08YaHeard]

i drive it silly, SILLY!

[wackorama]

Top shelf!

[matt4270]

This is a good primer of job interview skills for kids coming out of college. I always use this technique on interviews. I've been unemployed since 1983!

[LEHIGHDRIVE]

@matt4270  GREAT INTERVIEW...Choke a Couple Mthr Fkr`s

[LEHIGHDRIVE]

sales........a fk'n tank

[BigMalkTV]

Best prank out!

[senacnc]

I could tone it down a bit you know and maybe choke a few people here and there!

[headschlong]

Whadeyer need me te sell babe ?

[cujospawn]

Jerky Boys' auto mechanic call is good, too

[dajaSef]

he sounds like gov blagojevich of Illinois

[lendlracquet]

I gotta get the hell out of that area..  about 60 miles. don't worry about it. I need dough like anyone. We're off to a bad start. You think it's funny but it works. See later nitz...lol

[headschlong]

I drive it silly, SILLY !

[tOkEeAzY]

"You buy this fuckin car or i'll break you're fuckin head"

[sleekat71]

ya fuckin wacky ass!! you buy this fuckn car!!

[7beers]

Bring in a tank, I'll sell the fuckin' thing.

[musicboy1133]

Yeah, I'll hire him!!!

[mediina1]

"maybe choke a few people here and there"lol

[7beers]

I don't run that kind of operation.

[BrownPeopleGetUp]

I don wanna talk about that..

I had ta get outta that area-

[muclesmarinara]

Why did he change frak rizzo to paul rizzo

[whocaresNOBODYCARES]

thats like the sickest voice for that helmet spartan makes you look at it and think its sick and hes about to do some serious damage lol all right

[runescapeflimer5]

awesome capture card planko (this is coco)

[kensredemption]

OMFG I <3 U!!!

[blide1]

nice capture card planko niccccccccccccccccccce