House of the Dead

[briansuck]

OMG, Uwe Boll is genious, he really knew how to combine video games and movie into 1. Cut & Paste. LOL, I wonder if he will cut some games scene into movie as well when we make the upcoming world of warcraft

[4feelfear]

2:24 Dual guns suddenly turned into a shotgun for no reason.

[jonathubes]

they forgot one important thing

RELOAD!!!!

[mamonaz]

AAAAAAAWESOOOOOOME.

[aleecarp]

5:44 zombie rave ON

[markus619ful]

wow this sucks¡¡¡¡  wait a minute there is rachel from halloween 4... NOOOO¡¡¡

[plumaDshinigami]

@markus619ful Uwe Boll: worst director EVER, and now you've seen why

[PigSlaughter1988]

this clip makes me wanna do the same just in mekka!

[MrBuch169169]

Well it's a good thing they brought ALL THE BULLETS IN THE WORLD to the island rave.

[mymarleyisgone]

thank you for posting this so i wont have to waste time illegally download this piece of crap

[jonafie123]

love the asian girl with karate techniques

[dominickodimus]

wow, i didnt know pineapple grenades could give such a punch.

[DrSAM69]

What an unbelievable waste of money!!!!!

[biborgaj]

Hi!

What the name of this song???!!!!!!

I love this funny movie!

But this isn't scary! This is only bloody a little bit!

[xBarneyCalhounx]

Reload reload reload,Shoot outside tthe screen!

[michaelcc5]

whats song 5:44? por favor

[michaelcc5]

whats song 5:44? por favor

[Ghutuuhhhhhh]

02:23 lol

[michaelcc5]

hi please...what song 5:44???

[michaelcc5]

hi please...what song 5:44???

[M4R14NO94]

And I don't remember seeing in any of the games slo-mo sections and the camera rotating around the characters while they're standing around like a statue. Or kicking zombies (in a rotating camera slo-mo scene). Or pistol-whipping them (although you could do that on HotD: Overkill, right?). Or a gratuitous display of naked tits or sex scenes (and, in the case of the movie sequel, a NAKED ZOMBIE BLONDE AS THE VILLAIN). Showing footage from the games doesn't equal the movie being like the game

[M4R14NO94]

It looks kinda odd that on the footage from the first two House of the Dead games they still have green blood, while on the HotD3 footage and the movie itself the blood is red.

And I still can't believe that Sega let this and its sequel (with a naked blonde being the villain. Seriously) be made. And slapping their logo on the rave at the beginning of the movie. And letting Boll put footage from the three games at random intervals for no apparent reason.

[acer95100]

left 4 dead bill o.0

[Ekenssj]

lol , Bullet Time addiction

hi i m over9000 yo and what is this?

i dont even..

[0987matthew]

I Love Liberty (The Asian Kung-Fu Girl) Because She Still Fights Even If She Doesn't Have Any Ammo Left.!! She Also Reminds Me Of Me Fighting My Classmates With A Kung-Fu Style.!! Hahah.!! My Classmates Are The Zombie.!! @_@

[Balliard0178]

LOL toy guns

[TheDanman64]

'I Need more ammo!'

SHOOT OUTSIDE OF THE SCREEN!!

[zombiemoviefreak23]

omg worst movie ever

[tezkatepuka]

3:22

the only acceptable scene from this movie

[xerxesmv]

I want this movie so badly

[blackdead77]

If this piece of shit is the best part of the movie, i can figure out how it goes the rest of this shit. One thing is have the money to film a movie another thing is to know how to film a movie, we all know where is Uwe Boll in the last sentences. Just look up the girl on the right in 9:49 walking with no purpose!!! What piece of shit!!!

[aleehcarp]

this is the best scene right ? i can't imagine the worst scene of the movie...

[SuperHansburger93]

My eyes ! My eyes !

[tontoteles]

Uwe's camera work astonishes me, aint he a masterfully skilled director ?

[bouruku]

omg this looks soo shit i might just have to watch it to laugh at it

[Kydaser]

lol Uwe, lol

[ipimees]

Fuck man they went from screaming teenagers to an elite swat team fast.

Also they keep killing the same fucking zombie,seriously see the movie,its the same fucking zombie

[Wheeloffate]

@ipimees OMG o_o How terrible the kung-fu girl and the red shirt guy are...

This shit is not just a popcorn movie, it's not a "movie" from the start.

the acting was horrible, the lines were... too much for me, and yes THEY KEEP KILLING THE SAME FUCKING ZOMBIE.

[monkeyboymb]

not buying the whole matrix camera angles and actions..... this looks more budget than satans little helper

[monkeyboymb]

not buying the whole matrix camera angles and actions..... this looks more budget than satans little helper

[droctogonapus24]

What are the sundtracks?

[houseofthedeadfan]

MY EYES IT CAN'T BE UN-SEEN

[ANBU4all]

0:55 ....I can't stop laughing at this scene xD

[730762]

hahahhahahahhahahahahaha XD i almost fall of my chair

[SpudUK10]

...and the hilarity ensues!

Seriously though, it was about as good (critically) as contracting gonorrhea.

[Benylor]

This is amazing ^^

[Kall13]

At 3:20, she jumps, like, right into the axes path. If you were going to jump, why wouldn't you GET OUT OF THE WAY of the fucking flying axe?

Like, fuck.

[nolilino212423]

poor girl!

she is a great ass-kicker

the girl who is dressed like a flag

too bad she gets eaten by zombies

and casper's body was cut in half

men why do my favorite actors always die in horror movies

[bojan2503]

What is the name of that techno-industrial song that starts at 05:44 ???

[deathendz]

for fuck's sake, don't they need to reload?

[adam67]

Wow...such seamless integration of gameplay footage...Uwe Boll at his "finest". Rofl

[iv137]

i notest something more. isent it realy wird that they didnt just kick down the door or blowe the locke open.

[deathendz]

if they did that, as the old man said, they couldn't keep the zombies out cause the door would be worthless

[iv137]

i think this movie was kinda acvard. first of all. the song. it was not cool but boring. the actors was ok. but how the hell did the caracters themselves learn those moves. one dude was shoting whit that macine gun. he was holding it wrong, no way he could hit any zombie with the bullets. the chick that had that shotgun, i dont realy remember her to reaload. most zombie movies makes the caracters realoade often(too often) hope im not the only one seeing this

[sfdksfksdfsdfdfs]

incredible movie XD im just kidding this is the worst peace of crap ever made :)

[ricmilu]

Thanks.

[ulsig95]

GAY!

[willo19993]

lol that chinise woman gets raped

[vivialbo15]

how random was the bit when the guy had a flashback

[ricmilu]

I like rap but the words are always too fast, where can i find the lyrics to this?

Thanks.

[plumaDshinigami]

look for fury by the black tigers

[JudgeJudas]

The thing is, even though the movie sucked in so many ways, how could it do anything else? It's based on a series of arcade shooting games that aren't all that really, it's just braindead action. This movie is actually pretty darn good for what it is, mostly thinking about the editing etc.

[GODVer3]

Aha. I get it. Braindead action.

[JudgeJudas]

Yes, just like the games themselves (despite people feeling the need to downrate my comment about it). Poor plots and dialogues with killing zombies and various monsters as the only drive, it isn't Shakespeare. A film based on those games wouldn't end up as masterpiece, I doubt anybody got surprised by that fact.

[GODVer3]

I think people downvoted you because even if your points about it being based on a video game are true, the editing is still horrifically bad for a "blockbuster"

[JudgeJudas]

Oh, I thought it was butthurt fanboys:P For a "blockbuster" it's crap in it's editing too, but it beats newer big movies such as that rape of Star Trek for example. It's not great editing in that way, it's greatly bad. It's so bad it couldn't have been an accident, it has to be done on purpose, and that makes it funny and even good.

[RKNELIAS]

0:56

...

[huh95]

lol at the random zombie popping its head up behind the log, and the chick that blew up the well for no reason

[baddytaha]

i think the director of dis movie was a 12 year old kid

[landioma]

Actually, he's a german who's over 45.

[RoyHavenstone2]

@baddytaha A 12 year old kid who likes to show off what he can do with IMovie, to compensate for not being able to get a date!

[VinnyMonster1]

@baddytaha A very retarded 12 year old kid

[BritishBlackOpps]

why on earth on all that is holly do they keep showing clips of the game it ruins it not that it needed much more ruining lol

[Chlapichlapo]

(Almost) nothing can actually ruin this movie.

[BritishBlackOpps]

uwe boll must be stopped lol

[dothekevolution]

I watched this clip with the radio on. Makes it more interesting being soundtracked by the following: -

ACDC - Runaway Train

Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away

Bruce Spingsteen - I'm On Fire

Try it yourself

[Ornivus]

uwe boll is the perfect example of anti-lulz

[RemovableJoints]

just a question, BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HOUSE in this movie!!, i mean its house of the dead right?!!!

[olsen35]

the house is on the graveyard at the last part can't you see it just where they are trying to get in where the door is locked

[vengafilipe]

@RemovableJoints It's the fucking cemetery -.-

[PortoAlta999]

Lol i wouldnt even call this a b movie....COD5's nazi zombies is better than this rubbish..must not have been hard to find the best scene in this movie, there arent any other half decent ones to choose from

[plumaDshinigami]

lame, the only good thing that this movie has is the music, the actors and the weapons, the story and lines are shame on those videogames i loved so much

[maverickzero88]

........actors.......==" Dude, seriously...

[plumaDshinigami]

no, really, they were good, but the story was so bad that it made impossible to see they had even a little talent, for example if johnny depp, angelina jolie or jackie chan appeared in this and acted exactly like the script said their careers would be ruined, and you know i'm right saying the story sucks

[JoeTyler85]

perhaps the worst movie ever done by a major studio

it sucks balls, everything here sucks: the action, the acting, the zombies makeup, the story, the characters, piece of shit...

this turkey of a movie almost makes you appreciate the equally awful Resident evil movies, which at least had better-looking zombies and the presence of Milla Jovovitch...

[bachelbel]

the director did an incredible making a horror into a comedy with nasty rap

[Serpenteeth]

We should appreciate this movie for making the other movies look like masterpieces.

[karalhao]

ahahahahahahahahaha

ahahahahahahahahaha

THIS IS FUNNY LIKE FUCK

[ladylilith06]

wow amazing (not), she changed guns! she is seen holding dual Desert Eagles, and a split second later has a Matrix Turntable shot where she's got a sawed-off shotgun that was NEVER in the weapons crate. A few moments later, she's carrying a full pump-action shotgun that belonged to someone else, then two pistols, and then the sawed-off again. 0.o

[francisco2007007]

looks like some type of powerangers with normal weapons xD

[PortoAlta999]

I'm curious as to where, on a deserted island, they got desert eagles, shotugns and other cool eps, especially when the policewoman only had a rifle & the captain had a pistol

[saladekruiden]

The captain is an arms dealer, this is actually the stock he's hidding in the woods.

The policewoman was after him, she didn't think about taking a lot of weapons.

The captain doesn't have only a pistol, he's got a damn big rifle at the beginning, but finishes with 2 desert eagles !

[valormeer]

This is so bad :/

[Metalxx69]

nice scene, dude!

[olsen35]

alright that's it maybe you guys thinks it's not action or funny or what it's but I like it very much the best movie when I saw it and if you guys want to come with bad comments on his movie then don't watch this

[karatasuka]

why? can't take a lil' criticism on your choice of movies? :P

as much as you enjoy it, you have to admit that it's corny as hell :P it has a lot of action, sure, but it's made to look like it has so much style, it just looks like some circus attraction. you've got your token black girl, a sea captain, a police woman, a tough looking dude... sigh. too many cliches for my book :P

plus, it's pretty much nonsense when it comes to story. it saddens me THIS was the movie made with the license :S

[olsen35]

fucking awesome is just like Call of duty 5 world at war Nazi zombies post more

[LMcCloskey0]

I cant believe this is a serious attempt at making a house of the dead movie, this is by far one of the worst use of film ever, and i want my 5 F*&^in dollars back!

[6thmonkey]

I want my 10 minutes back :'(

[tcyk7777]

Just be glad you didn't suffer through watching the second movie like I did. :(

[Chlapichlapo]

When something annoys you, just use the "flashback technique" as shown here at 7:20. It works fine for this movie. ;)

[topprogamer]

girl with the nade has nice tits

[fukinheavymetal]

I R FURIOUS

[pureP0W3R]

i liked this movie...when i was 12.

[CoHen0109]

Black Tiger-Fury

[mattlong15]

who sings this song mann

[xNikaXteeNx]

5:51 is where I had to call it quits.

The only thing worse than this movie is the soundtrack.

As for the actors in this movie, what do you think they thought after seeing the final product? There's no way they said to themselves "awesome! we made a quality flick here."

I'd be embarassed to be casted in this shit.

[YoHiArr]

@xNikaXteeNx i'm just trying to figure out, have you seen the Asian character? they tried to make her be the kick ass kong foo type cast, problem is she looks like she has down syndrome with psoriasis and a broken spinal cord, not to mention the thing she wears... an Asian woman with an all american flag tight body suit.. i'm sure she was REALLY proud of her job... wouldn't be surprised if she was found in her apartment after committing suicide.

[freakinsweet95]

zombies doin backflips wow...they fucked this up

[rigstula]

I've seen Z-rate 80's zombie movies filmed on no budget with a handheld camera that were better than this.

[Radicalrich34]

this movie would have been better if they made it in like a house full of dead zombie mutant people now an island

[Sl3dge117]

reminds me of a porno

[iGod999]

wtf kind of porno's do you watch?!

[walkingdoggy]

uwe boll is da man

[wiiisthebest]

there is actually a best scene?

[suraiga]

Wow... Everyone is just standing around aimlessly and not even sure where the heck to stand or walk to at the start there.

I'm pretty sure Uwe Boll made this movie with what he thinks nerds would like in mind (Insulting isn't it).

[BrandonLanza]

jesus christ this movie must suck horse cock

[SouthBendKE]

Actually... the cock this movies sucks is a lot bigger then a horses.

[KenFan4life]

lmao at random shitty rap music during the gun battle.

[looker999997]

judging by this, the director's favorite movie is The Matrix and his favorite game Max Payne

[hunterkiller232134]

Frak, now I'm stupid.

[SpudUK10]

Some funnily horrible stuff right there.

[LiberalDemocrat83]

One of the worst films I've ever seen. You would have to have the IQ of 50 to actually think this crap is watchable.

[ilovepolysics]

good film. an okay way to kill off some hours

[sja11]

just when you think that your mom is an idiot for saying video games warp your mind, some guy has to go and make this movie to prove me wrong.

seriously? shots of the game in the movie? I mean really.

[Errickfoxy]

And here I thought people were pulling my leg about them actually cutting in bits of the video game, but.. well, damn.

[alfon1995]

the worst movie of the history? maybe

[kd1313]

not worst check out part 2. utter shit

[annoyingryan1220419]

=shows clips from the tgame too kool. movie sucked games awesome.

[deathtouch1809]

Girl: Rudy! Rudy, help!

Rudy: *just stands there*

[Batou3]

he cant save her. wuts he suppose to do?

[deathtouch1809]

Maybe use his guns... Or maybe don't just stand there having weird flashbacks of the entire movie. ;p

[Jimmyfree450]

just brutal lol

[maestro4202]

Hahahah, those guys look so unconvincingly pissed off. Seriously this movie is depressingly bad.

[Mortbise]

If that's the best, I totally freak out at the thought of what the worst could be.

[Lohiau1]

Hey the black chick gets eaten by zombies I should just stand here and fake death.^^ -thats one hell of a logic!

[steadsticazzi]

ahahahahahahahahahhahahah

this is good cinema fuck to holliwod

[YouMovie2]

slowmotion is like one of the worst effects there is

[imlance]

any full movie of this one??? please reply.

[dope098]

dont even bother..

this movie suxs!!

[elmolovescookies]

wen that black chick jumped in slow mo dodged the ax and pumped that zombie in the air, that was pretty trippy...its amazing how she doesnt have 2 reload though..especially an 8 or 12 gauge shotgun... im pretty sure she went over..

[powwow23]

um dude the white chick did that.not the black chick.

[pjdr]

did he seriously steal clips from the game and put them in a movie?

[elmolovescookies]

no it was actually in the movie itself..

[pjdr]

ew...well that's much worse...

[DaKiddD]

uwe boll is the worst director of all time.

[powwow23]

yes he is the fckng worst.

[kuribayashi84]

Can someone tell me the type of handgun first seen at 00:14 ?

[Duesvinet]

Surely it must be cutom made for the movie. I've never seen it before...

[TitotheCheeto]

Its not a handgun. its an SMG

[thecoffeeman22]

this movie is soooooo bad but it is fun to watch

[MrDeverill]

I like how he slaps the door near the end and then uses nothing to barricade it.

[MrDeverill]

Fantastically crap.

[ChouMemoir]

My God, that was worse then I thought it would be! I think I need to gouge my eyes out to recover from this...

[j05h902]

that was crap espiecally the slow-mo bits :(

[Nicochara]

the movie fucking sucked, this was bascially the only scene that was good. and i used the term "good" very very lightly

[poggyproductions]

this movie stunk unfortunatley =\

but there was one good thing about the movie: all the boobies! yay boobies! haha

[marianna91692]

i loved this scene too!!! i love the old man he reminds me alot of bill from Left 4 Dead.

[themanjdb]

wow, heavily overused 360 cam pans.....

[MixesCrystalz]

I agree, it's a terrible movie but I love this scene.. so cheesy but so much fun.

[hyrule96]

hahahaha that girl with the red white and blue thot she was all bad and was gonn survive and sh dies hahaha so classic

[powwow23]

i always gussed sinch she realy didnt have any where to put wepons,she had to use the hand gun and fight,and probly got exhausted.form all the fighting.

[dkellyukatu]

if an axe is thrown at you, you jump...makes sense..

[powwow23]

yeah a super jump.lol

[dkellyukatu]

0:59 POWER RANGERS

[Kl4pp5tuhl]

I am so glad I never saw this movie. Thanks for confirming my worst fears.

[LTadas]

If that was best I hate to see worst ;D

[lexfury]

it was made bad on pupose so it would sell well in germany -.- ..... no i'm being serious.

[ajc06]

lexfury, you're half-right, I think. It's not that it would sell well in Germany (Germans aren't TOTAL gluttons for punishment ;-) ), but rather that, due to a now-closed loophole in German tax laws, you could get a tax write-off for a failed film that would end up being more than the original investment.

Literally the fewer tickets that were sold, the happier Boll and his investors were.

[1soap]

OH MY GOSH!!, seriously this is the best scene in the effing movie!! D: D: D: D: I love this song but I have no clue where to buy the soundtrack, tried looking before but could not find it Lola<3

[zirka343]

This is the coolest zombie scene ever. Also, this movie is not supposed to be serious ppl who think it's so unrealistic.