F*CK PANCAKES!

[quixotetranslations]

Too much make up, your face look just like plastic.

[grungeface87]

I miss these old credit songs at the start and the end. Still love the show today though.

Although... "I am taking the show in more of a News/Politics direction"... that didn't seem to last long ;)

[PulseingAssHole]

fuck you i didnt like you three fucking years ago and i most cirtanly still dont fuck you you suck cunt

[madsceinceproduction]

i definitely prefer crapes and yeah we got to eat all the pancakes we wanted at school in england

[Eye2EyeIIIV]

Hey, sxephil! I'll have to admit, you're one cool guy for being so famous on YouTube!

Why don't you come visit my channel sometime? :)

[xHEROINExWAFFLESx]

red heads,not warheads.

blondes,not bombs.

im tallkin about,brunetes not fighter jets.

hahahaha epic FOTC quote

[duckpk10]

@xHEROINExWAFFLESx its got to be sweet 16's not m16's

[EmilyTotten]

★ haha awesome :)

[mrrymes]

you are one of the FUNNIEST ppl i've ever seen, keep it up bro, if only u had ure on show on tv

[pureafricanqueen]

shhmoke and a pancake?? I miss the old end credit song. You still R-O-C-K rock!!

[balleand]

just alittle bit? WTF!

[CRegan56]

phil i told a bunch of my freind about you they all like u alot

[Jjpperry]

lol find a jew and BAM

[emofreak28]

you'd be delicious with butter phil!

^_^ yumm. :3

[baftekkelTV]

lol philly so random :P

[9499295]

i love pancakes. thts all i can really say about tht.

[DearAmandaXO]

hahahaha agreed with vellafred.

[naktacs]

SXE has a second mouth on his forehead.

[deigo33]

hahahahahahaha LOL

[blindedby2monkeys]

F*CK YOU

[AlbinoBlackshepard]

tri-force of oppression

[aBomb2011]

wait, I'm a bit confused. This probably has so much to do with me living in a Catholic community all of my life(yea, I know) but we always equated Fat Tuesday with paczki. I know nothing of pancakes. Obviously in my Catho-Commune we aren't exactly worldly so if someone anyone could steer me in the right direction. thanks.

[vellafred]

i like how when he says the jesus joke he just cuts off

[bcfcpker]

phill me in

[pastordisastor]

FUCK YOU!

[Dan41697]

Is there a way to prove if people smoke? like a mean... if youre saving that much money on health insurace just "say" you smoke a little? no one?

[beallhigh26]

eats babies

[ukelelestrings]

Wait. So if my parents are obese AND smokers, does that mean they just get a free pass?

I mean, they aren't going to be costing the hospital much in the long run.

I bet when they walk in, the doctors just say, "Well, shit, you're probably going to die tomorrow anyways, yeah, sure, we'll give you a free physical."

[chordsandcolour]

lmao triforce of oppression.

[smarteesniffer]

You have the perfect news guy voice :)

[danaemarie483]

i accidentally clicked one star...  :'(

[66punkprincess66]

crepes r better than pancakes cuz u can put fruit n shizz in em with sugar on top :3

[CinDuhPotaMuss]

wtf is wrong with you?

[66punkprincess66]

wth

[Enigmers]

We care.

[alfletch93]

yo fat people do it better!

[aapiebooter]

u said it!

defense! defense!

[remeli8]

shait i forgot what i was goin to write :s.....

[edref2]

pancakes came first

crepes are a thinner, healthier less awesome cheaper alternetive to pancakes

[AlisonLP96]

lol i love your vids cause its more serious than the WHATTHEBUCKSHOW.... when i watch that i feel like im reading one of those stupid gossip magazines.

[RamRam956]

One of your best shows, the first 30 seconds were hilarious.

[socalsurfer219]

Crepes deserve a fucking holiday!!!!!!! TEAM CREPE!!!

[VK1901]

LAMO!

[brainiac554]

do u like waffles yeah we like waffles do u like french toast yeah we like french toast do u like pancakes  NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[ilovelucy456]

do do dado can't wait to get a mouthful!

Oh my god that sounds dirty.

[dazal2005]

hillary alegedly has a vagina? bullshit

[hocuzkood]

i think his little editing style saved his career

[pooca326]

....i'd taste you.... don't need any butter..... lololololololol

[whatmeowkibble]

u have brown eyes i just noticed

it makes me sad

in the pants

[carfreak805]

Hilarious show, but you stole the intro song from top gear!

[HideAndGoGeek]

its a default.

[domonickhasek]

No... It is a Garageband demo song

[93theory]

throw a jew in there somewhere...HAHAHAHA

[TDking09]

i had pancakes today

[makalaka15]

a double cheeseburger is only a dollar so that should be 50 pence in the UK. but no its £1.19. this country is full of shit

[darklink1212]

the double cheeseburger is now like $1.20 b/c the price of cheese went up

[gillpill87]

double cheeseburger here is like $3.85 :(

[darklink1212]

1 thats fucked up 2 where r u from

[PhattyMo]

Phuck pancakes!!

Waffles RULE you!

[conscript125]

BLASPHEMER!

[iziawai]

i wasn't paying attention.

That ONE wrinkle on your forehead distracted me.

[ermac2222]

Oh god, that's gonna bug the shit oput of me now!

[ApostleOfScience]

great.. now I see it too...

[axelove15]

i <3 crapes

[kristelagarcia]

oooh don't know why but this one flowed much less than your other ones... STILL LOVE YOU!

[xoxogg77]

ok, i officially vote myself doochebag of the da, i've been watchin phil for quite a while now and just seconds ago i finally got the whole "phil'd in" thing. wow. i am a dip shit.

[claudiak90]

... oooomg..

it all makes sense to me as well now....! :x lol

[michelleekwon]

ahahaa (:

[eazybaby09]

hittin a football tennis net wit a baseball net..

lol

[xxJoeCrookxx]

its the mcdouble now =(

[ihatejoy]

The mcdouble is seperate from the double cheeseburger, it only has 1 piece of cheese.

[xxJoeCrookxx]

i know lol i used to work there

[bigjay10]

VAGINA ALLEGEDLY DIS GUYS A GENIUS

[MaryJaneAddiction]

lol tri-force of opression

[Slance1Himself]

Pancakes are badass, I love them! lol

[PunjabiGirl94]

slow news day?

[WearWolfeAssassin]

TRIFORCE!!!!!!1111oneoneoneone­twotweywo2

[SteU4IA]

LOL TRIFORCE OF OPPRESSION!!!!

Blacks + Females + Jews

oh man.

[bgammill]

This was before you started cutting the hell out of your videos. By this I mean, this was actually a video I could sit through.

[cenetor69]

but....what,no i just got philled in wtf?

[Placebo4baby03]

...I love Pancakes.

[unique2aT]

french toast deserves a holiday because it's AWESOME!!!!!!!!

[howaboutjenna]

hell yes!

[MikeandToneRP]

"Probably I would taste nasty with butter"

LMAO!

[korukyu]

Honestly, pancakes are cool and all. But I think waffles should have their own holiday if pancakes get that privilege.

[CNKWYDNC]

yea I am with you there

[dedede27]

Yeah, but real waffles made fresh in a waffle iron. Not that out of the box shit.

[mellow2333]

or you can come to canada and it's basically free!

[mat1873]

FUCK YOU PANCAKES ARE AWESOME

[TBAbassie2008]

lol i can wait a month ish and rewatch this stuff over and is still ood lol

[BewareIamTheDon]

Shut up

[ichs0]

join mccain isnt strong anymore

[MeestaWizzat]

"Join McCain? Really? The letter (I) is nowhere near (H) on the keyboard... wow..."

[eevee4espeon]

who do u REALLY vote for

[CassieSN1]

weee Triforce of Oppression :D

[emma101]

You say 'granted' a LOT in this video.

[tropical0sweetie]

r u kidding ?! he only said it twice

[emma101]

I counted more than that.

[Leetah91]

i heard like 3 times...that was it lol

[emma101]

4 times.

I stand by my statement.

I REGRET NOTHING!

Goodnight.

[willyman1122]

it felt good :P

[HitMyMusicalChaos]

LOL!!!

"Throw in a Jew and you got the whole trifector of oppression!!"

[DeadEndFrog]

ooorrr you can just get a black jewish chick, that would be a super duper president

[JakeSolitaire]

How about a black jewish lesbian?

[WTF1sWr0ngW1thU]

i was filled with sxephils... words! and i did like it :) lmao

[Bethish]

common im a star :)

[Dxox82]

does he wear makeup? ;s

[lovemypoker]

You have no idea! The power of unicorns!Unicorns are plotting to take over the earth! Ahhhh they're in my mind!

[Keldrath]

unicorns are real man, i'm not even kidding i saw one for real!!! you just need to open your mind with some LSD cause they are magical creatures and we cant normally see them with our closed minds. BUT SRSLY THEY ARE REAL!!!

[demonnachosXxxx]

yeah so is santa... unicorns are so fake you've been watching too many fairy tails

[Worldofwarcraftsbro]

u can watch fairy tales?!? lol

[OhaiKrissy]

lmfao, duh.

[JoeJonaslovr38]

I was at a Jonas Brothers concert during this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Worldofwarcraftsbro]

crap its 38 of u jonas lovas lol jk

[xhappyrainbow]

I did like it, I liked it a lot.

[amayhem83]

love the song at the end... lol fits the show perfect

myspace/ancientmayhem

[001hinata001]

aahhh back in the good ol' days when youtube didnt suck so bad and phil hadn't put a time limit for when he's gong to quit. :(

[AntonioPistola]

OLD THEME SONG

[hanyapoopscoop]

hah this one was on my birthday!!!

wtf are you on ??? pancakes are the best!!!!!

(im not fat)

love youuu!

[branflakes4547]

i love pancakes and phillydefranco's show

[Megaladong]

You sound like a news reporter. "And you've just been filled in"

[luzimis100]

tri-force rocks

[bluexmoonxmusic]

I like your "...hitting a football over a tennis net with a baseball bat" analogy.

[DmastaPlaya]

yes.....but obama won

[nickybabesz]

hey fuck you pancakes are awsome.....i'd give them there own holiday

[myndwave]

Pancakes DO deserve they're holiday. When's Pancake day? Great video.

[amritnijjar1]

i also think you should be on t.v but his vids are only like 4 mins long :S

[garutsu1992]

He could always mix 5 of his clips up, which is 20 minutes to 26 minutes. Good enough to make 200million views!

[jptkelley]

I don't hate him

[Antniye]

that was shit

[boneyardfox]

what r your feelongs about OMG? your stance on LOL and your veiw about TXTing in general? if anybody says lol around me i just know we'll never be friends. also i wish we selebrated fat ass pancake day more because ive never been to a pancake house of pancakes

[MadBear12]

lol

[superkodac]

i love this guy!! he tells it how it is. not how people want it to be told. jeez. go Phillip Defranco!

[rachelstegasaurus]

i am the triforce of oppression!!!

black/white jewish girl :)

heck yes how do you think i got into college?

grades? outside activities? psssssh.

i am an affirmative action goldmine :D

LOL JUST KIDDING.

[ashtonSTAYFRESHH]

DUDE. I'M A HALF BLACK JEW TOO. AND I HAVE A VAGINA! no joke. no like, seriously.

[Darverses]

I hope you have breasts and a feminine body, too.

And I hope you were born with 'em.

Because if not....

...awkward... o_o

[ashtonSTAYFRESHH]

yepp. i have allll of that.

lmao.

[xnikr4xm3s0x]

The next president of the United States!

[redhairdemon]

You're like a Triforce of Oppression...on legs o.o

[DABEERS5811]

Does this guy get paid?

[Bladescope]

Yes.

[GamerFan88]

You should be a news reporter

[yolo5151]

make a video on the 18 of october its my birthday that day.- nick clarke

[FootClanLeader]

Fat tuesday is a polish holiday where everyone eats punchkies wich are deep fried jelly or cream filled doughnuts. At least thats what fat tuesday is in Michigan.

[mysteryboard74]

granted seems to be your word of the day.

[boogie504]

Anything that has to do with food, I will take this guys word, go watch his fat pancake eating ass in the worst video ever "hooking up"

[LimeInTheCoconut21]

Oh heck yeah. Im feeling the Zelda analogy.

[jstennis96]

lol throw in a jew somoewhere

[QLFILMS]

He looks a little like Ryan reynolds

[SoILoveCheese2011]

tri force of oppression wow

[hiyya456]

haha.."idk it cld be like a baked potatoe its kinda salt.." bahahaha

[usernamepoophand]

you posted this vid on my birthday! :)

[CalluMFK]

Me to!!!

[Krukkie]

Yeah well chances are big you post video's on someone's birthday... *facepalm*

Anyway, why do smokers and obese people have to pay LESS money?! That's a reward, idiots!

Douchebag of the day for anyone who took part in this idiocy.

They should pay MORE money, damnnit.

[michael21695]

Mardi Gras is a few days before my B-Day, and its not about... pancakes...

[FrozenFox87]

fuck... fat tuesday is a few days after my birthday. im not fat or anything but sux

[demirocksmylife]

I love panckakes, but i think ur right, i have pancakes almost everyday. John McCain! I would vote for him, but im only 13

[deggy89]

who shaved this poor speed addicted monkey

[irkyloohoo]

indeed. ROLF!! luv u phil

[yayitstaps]

rotfl you rock :DDD <3

[XxDargosxX]

there should be a holiday for belgian waffles!

[Forest1272]

Triforce of Opression FTW

[pingmybra]

bahahaha

i have no sound

watch it without sound

its hilarious :P

peace x

[trickyfeet]

 Mac

[emoharry2007]

i dnt mean to be a dick but i dnt think you should have a tv show because i dnt think i could watch this for half an hour to be honest, it would be great if you had like youre own section of a tv show tho, and in like 20-30 minutes a bunch of youre fans are probly gonna come skullfu*k me..........

[jessebragg1]

Yeah we will probly come skullfuck you...but since your an emo you'll enjoy it...thats a given..but for you to promote the whole gay stereotype thing for the rest of us is...hmm do you have a number i could reach you at or...is it just like a walk-in clinic...?

[emoharry2007]

clinic

[poogle48130]

I was in the hospital for a week and it cost $200,000. My three OTHER operations cost about as much. So I guess I'll have to be obese until I die early to make up for it.

[Flywave77]

DUDe your awesome!!!! I want to be you:)you need your own tv show!!! Your simply great!!!

[Cobrawillcomeback]

i like it.....

I dont like wars...but they attacked us first!!!

[frankmartinisadouche]

When did Iraq attack us?

[Cobrawillcomeback]

I did not type iraq =P