A Day Too Early (Halo Reach Machinima)

[GoldenEagle2556]

lol

[TheOneAndOnlyDogg]

Ever play someone with that voice? Lol to funny.

[UberGuyGamer]

Green Guy:You've broken The Rules!

White Guy:Why Because I Suck Cock? LOL

[Minecraftdude887]

I'm 4 months late.

[Minecraftdude887]

A day early and he still has Maximum armor.

[Shinoobi808]

The "Bungie" guy sounds like a voice Dex from Sanity Not Included did

[richboy65478]

that was creeper until the end



[zohuze]

Good video

[supergirlgamer12345]

today when i was in custom game i sent this mesage to this kid saying i work for 343i and he was banned he kept saying sorry i dident know

[compatflame9]

yeah right i got it a day early and i managed to get recon in a day

[MrJordanreed386]

The YouTube Decrees of Commenting

I. Thou shall not make retarded Bieber jokes

II. Thou shall not comment on the dislike bar

III. Thou shall not combine the first two decrees, EVER

IV. Thou shall stay on subject when commenting

V. Thou shall not beg like a bitch for thumbs-up

VI. Thou shall not insert soviet Russia jokes

VII. Thou shall spread the decrees, or face a lifetime of Justin Bieber spam comments and male enhancement ads.

But do not copy n paste my comment fags!!!!!

[TheAngelromo]

@SkyWard5 he actually said why because I SAID cock? fail

[mintmetal121]

this actually sounds like someone i know

[nintendork2000]

lulz kids will believe anything these days If he was actually Bungie Police, he'd have blue recon, 7th column emblem and blue bungie flames.

[willjar313]

@TripleX9473 Okay, this'll be tricky. Gimme a sec...

"Thumbs up if think dislike bar larger than Justin Beiber's Dick in Soviet Russia."

There we go...

[HalonCod1337]

@willjar313 not JUST in soviet Russia

[willjar313]

@HalonCod1337 I know.

I was just trying to break as many decrees as possible.

It's like trying to commit all seven deadly sins.

[omegagilgamesh]

@willjar313 Damn it, you beat me to it!

[JabbaTheFudge]

@willjar313 You didn't beg for thumbs up!!!

[theblackplauge1]

@willjar313 holy shit thats amazing

[mysticninja186]

@willjar313 Baggits be spammin'

.

[lol76172]

@TripleX9473 but it has..... LOL

[jaxxblack]

@TripleX9473 VII.thou shall not say they got an arrow in the knee.

[bailsterbailer]

@TripleX9473 you mean thou shall make justin gayber facts

[MrPhantom237]

@TripleX9473 in soviet russia thumbs up begs for you!

[MrClayCummings]

@MrPhantom237 you complemented him bitch

[cogtroper]

@TripleX9473 bieber is gay and the dislike bar is the size of "her" penis, my comment on the wether is that it's very nice, gimme thumbs up plz plox plz, in soviet russia jokes tell you, wtf is a decree?

oh, and a thousand thumbs up for you, or not; maybe just a few, for now...

[ufo171]

you just got bitched....

[legomaninfire101]

@TripleX9473

you forgot arrow to the knees jokes

[Deisy5086]

@legomaninfire101 He made that two months ago. Those didn't exist yet

[SuperMutantSpaceCat]

@TripleX9473 Justin bieber sucks dick The dislike bar is lightsaber Justin Biebers cock is the dislike bar I like carrots Thumbs up if you like carrots In soviet Russia, video game play you! Send me those ad's already *thumb'd up* Am i doing it right?

[2321211]

@TripleX9473 you forgot chuck norris

[keydocam123]

@TripleX9473 looks like somebody already did

[DRPSpectra]

Lol, this vid is fu*king hilarious

[Hosakata1]

lol

Police: T-BAG T-BAG T-BAG

[jacobespo117]

i like the colur of his armr

[schorchguy]

I love his accent!

[access14]

@schorchguy which one?

[schorchguy]

@access14 The "bungie employees" accent, it's just awesome

[access14]

@schorchguy Yeah it is the other sounds like a dick.

[darktomacu]

is dex from sanity not included seriosly

[TheMinecraftianlord]

i got reach the day before it came out my bro was so pissed he ordered it two months before me and i let his friend play it before him LOL

[conconboy101]

This Vid was posted on my Birthday! :D

[eclipsespartan157]

i did that once except it was becaxze this guy was haking lol im not that old to join bunjie yet

[ninjaheartt]

Why is he british.....

[access14]

@ninjaheartt so so what if hes british do you have somthing agenst us

[ninjaheartt]

@access14 noob

[access14]

@ninjaheartt lol



[eclipsespartan157]

@access14 yeah im british except i dont have a british accent

[312spartan]

@lolzindeed ur clan probs sucks and is probs a bunch of little kids ur fuckin pathetic for posting on youtube that u need ppl

[lolzindeed]

@312spartan we changed the clan, go fuck yourself and lick yo mammas fany you son of a bich

[YourLocalStranger]

This was actually made a day early?

[MRmicrosoftPOINT]

@SJBT98 ur right justin bieber is gay

[mieowmieow2]

i miss the squeakers!

[Jay167Halo]

@mieowmieow2 Yep they all migrated to Cock of Doody

[snakeeyes5100]

so funny



[thingthing978]

hey its the its the judge from phoenix wright bullcrap evolved sweeeeeeeet

[WIRIWIRI100]

0:50 shadow

[DCBsLUCKY38]

what the fuck (no fucking wtf NO FUCK THAT) WHAT IS WITH THE FINISH HIM THING AND THE VID IS FUCKING GAY THUMBS UP FOR THIS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

[thejohn7821]

tbag tbag tbag tbag ROFL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOL

[Drinkgirl2]

the voices are made from dex from sanity not included and storymode

[MrCRUSHER78]

IM GOING TO BAN THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(kills him)

TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG!

[andyyudiche]

Braaaaain damage

[CrazymanBen1997]

tbag tab tbag lol

[DevilishChild144]

Ban the shit outta you! xD

[TheVideoGamer1001]

Russian GPS:Fork in road ahead.In Russia,road forks you!

[soldier660]

Worst video ever !!!

[PokeyCrazyChips]

I don't want to FINISH HIM!, I want to finish my video,thats what.

[sparkybigptalkshow]

@SJBT98 No. In Soviet Russia pie eats YOU. LOL i hate that joke

[R0cketRiderFilmz]

hey guys i'm making a machinima and it would be appreciated if u watch the awesome trailer for it, ty:)

[jxcoolkid2001]

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[AudiOwnedHalo]

Ohmy kxids will believe anything these days . Noobs .

[nintendo470]

you guys make may funny i think the guy is gay

[GMan19268]

170 people were BANNED

[96rollingthunder]

is tht dexterboy

[IForgotMyRifle]

@96rollingthunder Yeah its dexterboy124 from Sanity Not Included lol.

[willatron83]

lol i got reach a day early 2

[SpartanForgeWorld300]

how much coffee did you drink?

[shftin2gear]

I'M GONNA BAN THE SHIT OUTTA YOU!!!!

[SkyWard5]

Bad Ass: "You've broken the rules!"

Noob: "Why, because I suck cock?"

Epic

[mattstorm360]

@SkyWard5 YOUR BANNED!

[evildxdie]

@SkyWard5 he said why because i said cock

[ExplicitGamingMC]

@SkyWard5 Said, not suck

[RandomSBean]

@SkyWard5 Ugh! I hate how poeple copy the funniest line in the vid and once they type it it's not funny anymore.Noob!

[x7Degreesx]

@SkyWard5 itz actually say not suck butt ur variant is more real

[SWEATYHIPPO123]

@SkyWard5 said

[NINJA5589]

@SkyWard5 no just cock lol

[SkyWard5]

LMFAO. I fucking love Halo

[neonmaster101]

FYI the guy who banned the nerd was australian not SOVIET RUSSIAN

[EmothicVonHellsing]

In Soviet Russia, player no verses. player. Player verses player.

[BigTimeGamerz]

AHahah pmsl

[superscout63]

noob pownage ftw.

[DeathMachine1999]

that guy was bieber the dislike bar shouldnt be here for some vids bieber should have a dislike bar gears of war rocks THUMBS THIS UP in soviet russia balls hit you

[ShadoDeath]

Thumbs up if your Tired of people Saying "Thumbs up if-"

[noble3126b]

Thumb up if there really is a bungie police.

[toxicbadass]

thumbs up if you like halo more then cod

[varilla111]

RELIGION!!!!

[Maddie2Todd]

T-BAG T-BAG T-BAG

[Delta50Eagle]

POOOOOOOOOOOWWNEEEEEEED

[Rascythe]

That was great!

[Shentuu]

@1furiousramos ill do it

[pkLipe]

In Soviet Russia "Thou shall not" means "Thou must".

[XxTheApocalypsexX]

@pkLipe wow

[SkullLineStudios]

@pkLipe /watch?v=57R5T77VcIA youshould watch my funny halo reach machinima ep 2 just came out

[BrutalLegend5]

Spartans don't die...they'll respawn in 10 seconds

[subaru225]

In soviet russia dick sucks you

[AndySamVids]

/watch?v=1rNMVPiicNc

My friend found this map, and it is REALLY cool! He told me about it, and his friend told him about it. If you have read the book Hunger Games, you will know it. I know about it because it is a really popular book in our school. You should look at it!

[TheDEMProductions]

Hold 9 down and thumbs up if you think he likes weed alot.

[TheDEMProductions]

Hold 6 down and let go for a second then hold 6 again and let go for a second, and keep doing this.

[zacho6661]

thumbs up if you got this game a day early :)

[MICHAEL3403]

Wtf

[ps3man20]

Bungie police FTW!!!

[SergeSniper]

TEA-BAG TEA-BAG TEA-BAG!!!

[MORTALCHAINSAW100]

cool check out the halo videos i make

[Frostwolf263]

OMG DEX!!!

[Zach6700]

@MrKICKASS4 well i just broke all of those decrees in one comment and i already gave my brother's computer a bunch of gay russian justin beiber jokes spam forever thumbs up if you agree also my dad got shot and the blood got all over me lol thumbs up

[clonetrooper730]

@MrKICKASS4 you got 9 thumbs up is that bad? i was going to thumb up but i read end,but il do it anyway

[TheDqishere]

@MrKICKASS4

You Forgot Comments About Chuck Norris And Quotes From The Video

[gotchabar4]

@MrKICKASS4 WHY CANT WE INSERT SOVIET RUSSIA JOKES?

[Landmineish]

@MrKICKASS4 i definitaly agree with decree VI thou shall not insert soviet russia jokes because i am from russia ps washington dc will be nuked in 2020 july 4th 12 p.m

[lucashawkeye]

@Landmineish shit everybody run were all going to DIE AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[SkullLineStudios]

@lucashawkeye /watch?v=57R5T77VcIA youshould watch my funny halo reach machinima ep 2 just came out

[bloodysundae101]

@MrKICKASS4 You forgot those annoying Chuck norris jokes.

[Cromiteus]

@MrKICKASS4

By the way NO ONE follows IV and most don't even know about V

[SkullLineStudios]

@Cromiteus /watch?v=57R5T77VcIA youshould watch my funny halo reach machinima ep 2 just came out

[MrKICKASS4]

@Cromiteus thats true

[Cromiteus]

@MrKICKASS4

exactly

[DarkArcharon]

@MrKICKASS4 I

why bieber jokes

it could easy be

any other singer or whatever

[bakufan988]

@MrKICKASS4 it's opposite day, in soviet Russia grenade throws us

[Riseagainsthemacine]

@MrKICKASS4

in soviet russia peace sells you

[Phantokaman7]

@MrKICKASS4 Reverse phsycology...I like it.

[blobman1024]

@MrKICKASS4 in soviet russia jokes insert you

[Khaenz]

@MrKICKASS4

Wise words, sir.

[maddog8915]

im gonna ban the SHIT OUT OF YOU!

[MORTALCHAINSAW100]

MORTALCHAINSAW100 is my youtube username, i have a few funny and good videos.

[sniperX01825X]

@MORTALCHAINSAW100 u know it sort of tells us ur user name when u post stuff so u don't have to write it in ur comment box

[MORTALCHAINSAW100]

@sniperX01825X oh okay cool

[CoapXBL]

@sniperX01825X LMFAO mhmm

[metalsonic71]

*snort*

THAT NOOB IS A SPY!

TEABAGTEABAGTEABAG!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL0L0L0L0L

[commandobilly113]

lololololololol

[brotherhood297]

holy sh!t i couldnt stop laughing for 30 minutes straight

[OmerCordero]

GET;`;HALO::;REACH```GAME,.;:F­REE`~;

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[mrlonerme]

155 people got band by Bungie police

The funny thing is that they believe they are Bungie police harharharhar

T Bags noobs