Yellow card for dying!?

[Solomon43822]

"oh this one's not bad, its a dead kitten!"

That's it!!! I'm subscribing. XD

[MRdrummerkid12541]

ahahahahahahahahahahaha A used tissue with .....mayonaise on it.Why have they put mayonaise on it?

[suzePANDA]

Hey Myles, i honest to God laughed so many times at this video! freakin LOVE it.

QUESTION: have u ever played an instrument? :)

[sugartub]

i love ur "american"accent. but its not that american, it sounds kinda dutch or something.

[carlydetoxtoretox]

It's ok! I'm american and I have no clue what our football is aboutor what is going on. All I know when the people around you cheer you better cheer. It's not even fun to watch...

[AndreaLS16]

Its funny because the word soccer came from England but I don't get it ether American football is one of the most ungraceful games ever invented. You don't even have to be healthy to play it...just large or have a lot of brute strength. Cross Country running is the only true sport ;)

[01Lila10]

@AndreaLS16 rugby?? Dude you have to be strong like an ox to play that!!!

[Sneha16yr]

you have a crooked smile, its(the smile) hard to imagine cause i read twilight and edward has one so since the movie's im lame for having read twilight so ya.

[ANPSmoviemaker]

Sweet American accent.

[THESWEETLIFE101]

i think some one has been watching family guy!

[ihaveashirtforthat]

why?

[graceandheidiinlove]

LOL is all I have to say! :)

"Oh hey Jimmy!"

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa.

[o0mermaidgurl0o]

For a second I thought you were going to say ministry of silly walks.

As an American, your "American" accent sounded like you were trying to be a surfer dude or Australian. Just saying.

[AceNichols33]

lmao wow I love when you MY accent, Haha!!

and that's great .. the pic w/the crooked smile..

lol @ stress mints causing stress.

[DanishVlog]

Haha loved this video.. Don't know why I haven't found you sooner.. It's so great how you mix important stuff like the election and funny random stuff. And about the election, in Denmark there's never one clear winner and they always have to "team up" with eachother to get enough mandates (sp?) to form a government.. ARGH, my english is normally very good I just don't know politic words in english :)

[eldnaceeknay]

hahaha! i love the ending! james woods from family guy xDDD

[LiveAndLetDice]

kristian digby was the most surprising wanking accident! Kristian Digby!! unbelievable..

[caliowin]

don't suppose you have a brother studying at manchester uni? A guy on my course looks sooo like you but with lighter hair.

[chaosnobody]

Where is the candy taking you?

[wowalexisms]

XD! "oo! A piece of candy!" ahh your smile is great by the way, just like your vids(:

[coolreb]

Lol love the new video! What ever happened to the surprise toys in ceral? : (

[SofaKingW3ird]

football is stupid.....

[steelers36867]

I kind of love you

haha totally in a not creepy way I promise

[ELLtheBAG]

i want a fucking dakota ring in my cheerios

[VideoGosGos]

Not a fan of football at all!

I loved the creal box prices, straws and yo yo's.

Also, the stupid piece of candy segment at the end was lame and retarded!

[MissNewYorkLover]

How come there has been no more of that show you and charlie used to do?

[devau942]

ha ha...hung parliament is there where evr indians win elections..its interesting that India always has hung parliament..

[dragade101]

i was more thinking of that the player was thinking that he died playing his favorite game.

[TehCthulhu]

what-ev's

HAND-EGG IS THE BEST!!!!

[JoanIsNotTheMaid]

Ooh! James Woods Family Guy reference!

[JoanIsNotTheMaid]

Lmao at the way you said "soccer!"

[ks4isu]

The American accent was really good - the only weak points were the words "ball" and "score" - other than that, it was quite convincing! How would your accent be classified? (I know there are many types of British accents...)

[pastronaut]

love your american accent, it was pretty accurate too

[mhossell02]

So true about American Football, they hardly use their feet. The game is more or less like rugby

[xUncoveredTruthx]

Who knew you'd make such a pretty girl ;) haha. Good point about American Football, I always thought that! It's more like rugby with padding.

& Your face in the "OOH, piece o' candy!" bit was hilarious. xx

[jackmarkmcgill]

its not candy there sweets

[Zalsia]

I sure hope that was mayo...

[mattbridges110]

Sorry myles, i personally, am not a fan of this new direction your taking, and i shall be sticking with your other channel blade 376; i do hope you give each channel equal coverage and don't focus your entire efforts on this one, :) x

[xMissEileen]

the end was funny ! but i wanna know where it ends up :O

[lysmeanslily]

As an American football fan, i'm slightly offended by your reenactment of the creation of the sport. I'd be more offended but my teacher thought it was funny to say that Perez Hilton died of HIV during obituary writing exercises today. So sorry all my offenses have been spent on that homophobic joke.

[fireboltflier]

Nice American accent :) I miss the cereal prizes. Where did the pieces of candy lead?

[childoftheking568]

About the Ministry thing... 1984 much? :)

[HPPirates]

Haha well that's a way to go out. Die then get carded for it.

[irocklove14]

Oh my god your American accent is hilarious, I can't stop laughing :)

[Lightscameraashlee]

HA! Family guy.

[omghitbycar]

America probably would have changed it, but we have another sport called football. it would be really confusing for us to change us.

[pOWeRbYeVIL]

ooh! piece of candy, ooh! piece of candy, ooh! piece of candy, ooh! piece of candy =D

[rachaelmc]

You always make me smile :)

[peesemould]

You're strangely attractive in that wig, you sexy bitch.

[CodedLockFilms]

James Woods? Odd...

To be honest, I don't get why my fellow Americans call it football either. i kind of wish we'd switch to the European designations instead , but maybe that's just me.

Great little Family Guy reference there.

[bmp011]

I've just noticed that you're incredibly attractive. Ahaha.

[StampsOnSnails]

@MylesDyerTV Whey!! MYLES DYER YOU BABE! YOU PUT MY PICTURE OF YOUR FACE ON YOUR WALL!!

I love your crooked smile :)

[chewings1984]

Could somebody be attempted to distract Myles with Candy to hijack his You Tube channel...

[StampsOnSnails]

Whey!! MYLES DYER YOU BABE! YOU PUT MY PICTURE OF YOUR FACE ON YOUR WALL!!

I love your crooked smile :)

[nikita1231000]

hahahahaha loved it!!!!!! xD

[Christofer2101]

Great!!!!

[Cyber128]

OOOOO CLIFFHANGER!!!!!

[TheChopstixofdoom]

in holland we get a fitness dvd -.-"

[MetalLover7]

I laughed at oh peice of candy. :3

[GerardWayRocksMySoks]

my question is, why don't you get more views?

it doesn't make sense to me..

[vickinoble]

I love how you say "soccer".

[pi21nc355]

Love the American accent, HAHAHAHA. I laughed so hard I think I almost cried.

[tasteslikechildren]

its not candy myles its a sweet or chocolate.. your not american now are you?

[ImYourSuperhero01]

probably a stupid question but what does the 376 stand for?

[aylabailey1d]

uuww a piece of candy! haha

[domaiii]

i like your crooked smile =p

nice vid and funny ending XD

x

[MrNinjaBecky]

Myles as girl = WIN! xD

[Mackened]

Haha, fucking brlliant Myles, this channel could take you far.

Question:

If the entire human race got killed off and you had sexual urges and the only options left were necrophilia and bestiality, which would you do?

[ChankMcGeees]

If anything you guys mumble and make up crazy words...?

[ChankMcGeees]

Why do you guys think we always stretch out our words? lol.

[THESWEETLIFE101]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CANDY! or should i say sweets? who cares its all good! great video by the way! cant wait for the next one! peace

[IamSeamus1]

American Football is based more on Australian Rules Football and Rugby. I think Rugby sounds more badass so we just took football and made it more awesome.

[jarred160788]

Isn't it interesting that we have so many really tough, mainly male-played sports like football and yet probably the biggest sporting sex scandal in recent memory involved a golfer?

[EdTalking]

LOL this is great!

[OEKAdams]

Haha! I love when you try to do an American accents!

[FloraJay]

Candy? How about "Ooooh, a sweet!"

You are British Myles, none of this Candy nonsense!

[Theicemonkeyjr]

Brilliant vid!, i might send you a drawing for your wall! maybye a district 9 prawn?

[gemstar2]

this is the best vid from you ever! or maybe i just missed u

[love4musicuk]

lol @ the girl character, haha

[aurouralamia]

I enjoy the crooked smile, but it's your eyes that make one enticed

[suchandidiot94]

LOL looooved the ending!! haha!

[jbdazen]

Haha great cartoon James Woods impression :P

[paulytheaussie]

lol that wasnt mayo on the tissue .....ok work it out ....every time some guy masterbates God kills a kittlen guss what happened and the cereal factory lmaoooooooo ohww a peace of candy

[bishoop47]

myles, i know you, you wouldn't follow a trail of SWEETS (not candy) . . . well, if it was gobstoppers maybe, but your out of them. :(

[AgentCobalt17]

Question: Boxers or Briefs?

[EmptyNutShells]

you're doing really well with this new channel myles.. i certaintly like the new style of video you've got goin! :D

[lukeb3000]

Tissue ..... Mayonaise ..... I lol-ed :)

The ending "oh piece of candy" lolololololol

[chadwic456]

oh yeah.. they dont pull cards lol.. they throw flags. i know i'm killing this for you. good video none the less. had a good laugh

[chadwic456]

love the vid! very funny.. but its not football season so please let me know what your talking about

[chadwic456]

@chadwic456 its not american football season yet.. so im confused

[themennisspk]

American football needs to be re named, 'hand egg'. still love your heavy use of our humor myles :D

'oh this one's not bad; it's a dead kitten.'

[Tubiso]

@themennisspk

or just american rugby

[llmcox]

I love how you said "soccer"

That's one thing that I didn't and won't loose from living in London last fall, is that there is football, and then there is American football.

[SarahVidas]

But where does the candy lead?

[Padfoot74]

"A wanking accident" *dies laughing* I don't know why I found that so fun probably cause I'm american and just the way you said that was hilarious. And at the ending I WANT A GOBSTOPPER!!!!!

[lonelyqueen86]

hilarious, love the american accent and the family guy reference, you have a great sense of humor yet you can be very insightful and deep at times....you're a really beautiful guy with an old and beautiful soul ^_^

[0c1c2c3c]

BAHAHA love the american accent!

[lemonlvr07]

.. why ..why'd they'd put mayonnaise in cereal?

XD "oh! piece of candy!"

[ourhousetx]

You are welcome for the mints Myles. Hopefully they will work better in the future! lol

[Spiritedaway182]

Family guy <33

[napster4241]

love the US accent!! its good to know that ppl from the UK make fun of our accent just like we do theirs. hahaha

[kaseyfromouterspacey]

i american and i dont know why it is called football....it boggles my mind!! haha

also great american accent ;)

[DancersAreCool]

ahaha nice american accent.

[elleelleare]

hahahaha your American accent is hilARious

[pmsbbulover]

hahaha!!

you're american accent is boss and you make a really attractive girl!

<3

[clichegirl15]

I hate football (american football). I really wish we called soccer FOOTBALL, not football...football. It just...No. ._. xD

[swallowmysleep]

i actually found a dead cat in a box while i was on a leisurely walk several years ago. it was in the middle of the sidewalk. no blood. no explanation. just like that.

[HeBreaksLate]

"Wanking accident" LMAO

[MrDrunkhellokitty]

@DancersAreCool i saw a donkey once. it was quite well hung. i was standing next to my dad. it was really awkward

[ThePaneityCollectiv]

@DancersAreCool it means big dick

[LowCaloriePie]

It goes without saying, but you make a truly convincing woman.

[NoName21234]

haha ! you make a great looking girl lol ;)

[VoDKaVicious]

brilliant... aside from the name, what else don't you like about american football?

"ooh! a piece of candy" -Loki

[IOpenAtTheClosee]

Lol your American accent is hilarious.

I don't understand football...

[candylustface]

did you end up eating those gobstoppers that were on the floor? lol

[SladeSixtyNine]

its man made mayo... lol

[lizkitty17]

lmao the end was awsome

[BanColPan]

mayo

[Kennichu]

Family Guy that is awesome James Woods:D

[oohgoaway]

your american accent is impeccable.

[veryboredpug]

@oohgoaway

LOL.

[amiamalteaser]

Whats that "ohh piece of candy" thing from? I saw it on something recently but cannot remember where! =D

[sammi244]

lol the ending def made me laugh out LOUD!!!

i missed my chance to vote thou.. but then again i never really paid attention to it..

[fuzzyslipper7012]

your vision of how american football came to be....LOL! I don't know why we call it "soccer" though...football makes a ton more sense

[SaraMUSt]

I think that crooked smile was what got me to click on your face, first time I saw it pop up on YouTube. "YES! I'm not the only one with a crooked smile." Please DO grow long hair, and bleach it ~ that wig looks sOoO good on you. ;P (X I'm sad that I missed out on your session, AgAiN. I'd actually planned to get on it, when I received the mail 'bout you adding may 9th. Cr@p !

[wowplayer666999]

LOL @ MAYONNAISE and DEAD KITTEH!

[coldfire1337]

ooh piece a candy

[Ovechkin31]

Love the ending man your the best!!!

[sara4aah]

if ony the government was completely balanced!