Battlefield 3: Random Heart Attacks, The New Weapon of War!

[darkworld605]

in Russia heart attacks you

[stinkykyle96]

SEND THIS INTO AMAZINGFILMS247 :P

[frunlakiso2]

@stinkykyle96 i did =D

[StrikaShot]

@stinkykyle96 i think he sent it already so stop fkin say send it to amazingflim247

[frunlakiso2]

submitted to AF24/7 ;)

[DeRobertoraffe]

Death farts for the win



[THEPURPL3PH30N1X]

Ive never had any problems with the game. haha but everyone else does it is great.

[StrikaShot]

bug,mega bug

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@StrikaShot Indeed! :(

[4313rahman]

xbox?

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@4313rahman PC :p

[4313rahman]

@TheGrumpyBrit Then how come this happen to you if you gota pc it should happen mostly on console.

[OmniTouchCA]

Lols wen i got to this part i was like, no way hes not gunna have a heart attack now and then he dies wtf???!?! I played like 3 times and he just happened to have a heart attack at the exact time haha. i realised that u have to stab him wen the icon pops up :P

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@OmniTouchCA Yah, silly scripted campaign is silly!

[Nirraic]

what happened, did he fart?

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@Nirraic He had beans for lunch...

[TheSquigg0th]

Exact same thing happened to me last night on that part and I raged super hard.

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@TheSquigg0th IJIOSIDNJSDFINSDOFNISD < Something like that? Me too!

[TheOriginalFullMetal]

it killed you for not doing the action trigger

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@TheOriginalFullMetal Silly game! :P

[prtyalnit]

This also happened to me too. I also had to start the Single player over didn't save right.

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@prtyalnit Ouch.

[NerdyStarProductions]

he didn't get a heart attack. That's absolutely ridiculous; people don't just randomly get heart-attacks out of nowhere. Obviously the enemy sensed his presence with ESP and used telekinetic powers to create a vacuum around his head, preventing him from breathing.

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@NerdyStarProductions OH SNAP! THAT SON OF A B...

[sji1214]

this happened to me too....then i went to play bf3

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@sji1214 I hear it's got jets and shit.

[BallisticAero]

wait..... what???

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@BallisticAero I don't even...

[BallisticAero]

@TheGrumpyBrit Me either....

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@BallisticAero GOOD!

[CallofDutysHelghast]

No, you cant use proper physics. You HAVE to commando lunge him like in Call of Duty.

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@CallofDutysHelghast Sounds legit, son!

[zZiBlacKouTZz]

yeah first time I did this, that happened.

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@zZiBlacKouTZz :'(

[AkitoCOD]

that happend to me too^^

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@AkitoCOD :'(

[aEnemy90]

haha that happend to me first to xD

[antho3001]

@aEnemy90 first time i played this mission i ran like a bitch toward him

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@aEnemy90 Silly game!

[VickeLang]

or he got a random exploding diarrhea and passed out :)

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@VickeLang Ouch.

[VickeLang]

thats not a heart attack... that was the russians fart... :)

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@VickeLang That's some fart!

[nafaidni]

@VickeLang

That would explain why it only happens when you crouch! Your face goes right next to his ass!

[th3realbutterfly]

Stop eating so much cake

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@th3realbutterfly NO! U!

[xkups]

Lol i love the guy shouting at the end

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@xkups He's a cool kid!

[GhOsT102595]

battleglitch3



[TheGrumpyBrit]

@GhOsT102595 BattleF**k 3!

[HJordH]

I had trouble with this, you've got to me quick, not stealthy.

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@HJordH They could have told me! :P

[VickeLang]

i fucking lolled xD

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@VickeLang Damn you! xD

[TheFilipinoBeast]

I guess he shouldn't have eaten too much twinkies before the mission.....

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@TheFilipinoBeast Mmmm... twinkies...

[killer4u10]

happened to me in multiplayer

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@killer4u10 I got blowed up.

[coolgameonxbox360]

Too old for that shit!

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@coolgameonxbox360 His stomach isn't what it used to be!

[phoenixdamir96]

This happened to me too xD but next time he is DEAD :D

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@phoenixdamir96 Ownt.

[Huntedtree]

i had that too i was like wtf

[thangchocoi2]

he farted as he was just about to get knifed

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@thangchocoi2 The lucky bugger!

[yowatweed]

lmfao

[Melonzorz]

Lol i love the B.S in this game

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@Melonzorz So much bull...

[ItsUBowDown]

He ate at Mc Donalds to much

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@ItsUBowDown Can you blame him!?! ;D

[SergTheKing]

hahahhahhahahah lol :D

[mt2oo8secondary]

Lol this happened to me too

[OReese2008]

They got Blackburn!

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@OReese2008 NOOOOO! THE BASTARDS!

[Randombin1]

its happened to me before i was so confused.........

[iDennis95]

i dont have/like bf3, may i dislike?

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@iDennis95 Never! ;D

[AnDPineapple]

ssohpkc got it

[MROKAY6]

this glitch like only happens once in a storymode, it happend on bad company 2 also, but as long it doesnt happen on multiplayer then im okay!!

[ShakeBangBang]

amazingfilms247 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GamerProEngine]

you should send this to amazingfilms247

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@GamerProEngine Please, son! I AM AMAZINGFILMS247! Please don't tell 2Bucks I said that... :( HE'LL FIRE ME!

[TheNewbity]

2Buckz... :3

[Ifyoukn3wIt]

Lolwaaaaaaaaat ?! xD

[SteelM97]

@yTzSuperEugene41 U suck.

[kewyyy]

Bugfield 3

[Mcicat]

I don't have BF but i still like

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@Mcicat <3

[iTzSuperEugene41]

this game sucks, sorry EA.

[at9670]

@iTzSuperEugene41 cry cry

its better game that i have played

[iTzSuperEugene41]

@at9670 it's awful!

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@iTzSuperEugene41 The singleplayer does :p

[iTzSuperEugene41]

@TheGrumpyBrit yeh i guess MP is bareable :)

[JoshTehVideoMaker]

nah, he didn't have a heartache the enemy just farted

[renovarum]

@JoshTehVideoMaker i guess he ate my three-day old sandwich...

[God1yy]

Same thing happened to me, but i turned him around and asked if we could have a talk, i made some coffee, we settled our differences, and he let me pass without alerting the guards.

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@God1yy What a nice fellow!

[God1yy]

@TheGrumpyBrit yes, he really was! turned out he enjoyed the game just as much as me!

[2sonfon]

I think it's because you were crouched. Also nice 10 fps

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@2sonfon 60FPS. Lawl.

[sillyrabbitman8]

this kept happening to me as well but then i said fuck it ran at him and knifed if asshole

[Cash32165]

that happened to me u just gotta stand up and knife him

[thatgamingfreak]

Lol

[mrDemonSHOW]

29 :D

[soupawacha]

onlyonlyonly

[pax4life4]

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[TheGrumpyBrit]

@pax4life4 I agree.

[TheJollyRoger99]

@TheGrumpyBrit I also concur.

[LetsMakeFans]

I guess he got a heart-attack

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@LetsMakeFans Yay obesity!

[TheSweenyToad]

You can't crouch and you're actually supposed to be noticed :P

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@TheSweenyToad Silly game is silly.

[TheSweenyToad]

@TheGrumpyBrit Haha I know it's a bit weird. I died like 15 times before actually figuring you crouching is bad in the part.

[Othercargo]

TO slow

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@Othercargo Apparently so... lol

[nobodymwr]

trolololololololololololxinfin­ity

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@nobodymwr :(

[nobodymwr]

@TheGrumpyBrit it was funny D:

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@nobodymwr How dare you laugh and my misfortune! :3

[nobodymwr]

@TheGrumpyBrit how dare you criticize me for laughing at other peoples misadventures!

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@nobodymwr NEVAR!

[nobodymwr]

@TheGrumpyBrit D:

[stinkykyle96]

I got knifed by that guy :P

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@stinkykyle96 :(

[AG31594IsBack]

@TheGrumpyBrit YOU MOVED UP TO CLOSE YOU NEWB!!!!Heiuhaslocihuasdpsha..­..derp :)

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@AG31594IsBack I thought I was playing BF3... not MW3 ;D

[LetsMakeFans]

wtf :D

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@LetsMakeFans I don't even...

[BigMacClan11]

fuck i wanted to say first

[zEclipzeeee2011]

@BigMacClan11 u can be the first one to say "first!!! :D"

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@zEclipzeeee2011 No me ;D

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@BigMacClan11 FURST!

[BigMacClan11]

@TheGrumpyBrit but your 3rd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@BigMacClan11 2nd.

[BigMacClan11]

@BigMacClan11 i was actually 2nd but kk

[TbanditPS3]

lol

[TheGrumpyBrit]

@TbanditPS3 :(