Mistress M's guide to anal sex

[BigWig2Big]

daffodils

[rayjaymor85]

Landing Thunderbird 1!!!! LMAO!!!! :D :D

[sikh9741]

i use to do Anal then i took a arrow in the penis

[KEITH2781]

lol i love that girl rofl...

[AngryAussie]

@KEITH2781 She's funny

[DeathByMoshPit93]

AHAHAHAHA!!!! I can't fucking believe how hard a lol'd at the sweetish chick! X,D im saving this! x,) lololol

[AngryAussie]

@DeathByMoshPit93 Glad you enjoyed it

[Tritonium2k7]

@DeathByMoshPit93

you are absolutely right about the swedish chick. these nordic girls partly are completely nuts.

I saw a show were a 25 year old wasn't able to get the difference PC and Display. But cute they are.

this reminds me at the times girls were a currency to trade with in some countries ^^

[Hipporiot1]

Ewww!!! Teenagers and adults!!! I kept clicking random vids and got this!!! Ewww!!! I'm barely in the double-digit age group!!! Ewww!!!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

[AngryAussie]

@Hipporiot1 Well maybe your parents should be exercising more control over you.

[njcandoit]

lol thunderbird 1

[AngryAussie]

@njcandoit It's a memorable metaphor

[robbieerandom]

IceTeena is really NervousNeuron....

[AngryAussie]

@robbieerandom Is that so?

[saimsuguy]

I never knew Angry was Austrian...

[AngryAussie]

@saimsuguy Insightful

[MinimoviesInc]

@saimsuguy This comment made my day! XD

[RoyLikesKMFDM]

loved the russian chick haha! she srsly made my day since i`m sick as hell atm XD

[AngryAussie]

@RoyLikesKMFDM Glad top cheer you up :)

[RealSexylicous]

Mistress M, Have you read Arouse Her Anal Ecstasy, its a book on anal intro. It's getting great reviews online in comparison to the other books on anal. I ordered it should be here in a 4-5 days. Just want to know if you have reviewed it?

[pchobo]

LOL at the russian chick talking about shitting on each other, her accent had me in stiches.

[AngryAussie]

@pchobo She's pretty funny

[deepinurass420]

I like to fukk my girl in the ass! U have to lube,finger, and tongue kiss ur girl before then after bout 5 mins or so slip it in slow use ur tongue on her neck and earlobes! And if u bite her she will luv u forever

[AngryAussie]

@deepinurass420 Thanks for sharing

[AjaEmo]

personally i think it would be painful. so i wouldn't like it...

[AngryAussie]

@AjaEmo If your partner isn't careful it's very painful

[TheDillchipset]

Ehh fock it, i like big butts and i can not lie, those women i cant deny!

[AngryAussie]

@TheDillchipset Fair enough

[sugarplum133]

Anal sex is gross, I seriously don't understand why guys enjoy sticking their cock up someone's shitty rectum and getting thier cock covered in shit. As for enemas and all those other rectal cleaners, they are bad for your intestinesband probably induce bowel cancer. The rectum was made for storing shit, not cum.

[AngryAussie]

@sugarplum133 You are so fucking uptight

[ocelotxp]

@AngryAussie Nice pun :)

[emmalex49]

men this is awsome

[AngryAussie]

@emmalex49 Glad you enjoyed it

[S0MBERLAIN]

this vid is hilarious! the accent makes it so much funnier though!

[AngryAussie]

@S0MBERLAIN It definitely adds to the effect

[Rik1000able11]

I like putting my nob into my girlfriend's bum but she doesn't. Seeing as men have bumholes too is it ok for me to put my nob into a man's bum instead.

PS I'm not gay is it still alright if I pray after?

Last time I put my nob into my girlfriend's bum she was tied-up on her stomach and had a gag in her mouth but it still really hurt me when I pushed my nob in. Then when I finished I untied her and she kneed me in my nuts and that really hurt too. Does bottom fucking always hurt so much?

[AngryAussie]

@Rik1000able11 Hilarious

[ripkehl]

ok i have a question. i have had anal and i didnt like it. it was ok. now my man loves to do it. how would i do it the right way? also would being drunk with him help me relax more about it?

[AngryAussie]

@ripkehl Slow and gentle does it

[ripkehl]

@AngryAussie but wouldnt it stilll hurt like the first time?

[AngryAussie]

@ripkehl There are about a million variables - to sum up, he's not landing Thunderbird 1.

[loyalzerg]

Im pretty sure this girl is trolling

[AngryAussie]

@loyalzerg You're so clever

[loyalzerg]

@AngryAussie I like to believe that from time to time.

[ghettotaco2]

is this a joke? o.O

[AngryAussie]

@ghettotaco2 You figure it out

[CheapPS]

No, hepitis C.

[CorruptBeliefsDivine]

lol she's not a toilet, she's silly, she doesn't understand it's a fetish.......I do not like. I like piss better. XD

[AngryAussie]

@CorruptBeliefsDivine Thanks for sharing

[CorruptBeliefsDivine]

@AngryAussie Yeah I know it's a rather random statement but I mean....if you had to choose. Which is worse? Some liquid you can wash off or some shit *literally* you have to scrub off and it smells horrid!

[AngryAussie]

@CorruptBeliefsDivine I'd be happy to piss on you. As you say, far easier to clean off than shit.

[CorruptBeliefsDivine]

@AngryAussie *blinks* I don't want just anyone doing that, that's only my lover's job...>_>

[AngryAussie]

@CorruptBeliefsDivine So long as you have standards :)

[CorruptBeliefsDivine]

@AngryAussie Exactly, I won't even think about messing around with someone unless I've had a relationship with them for some time beforehand...

[Preset1]

HAHA that nine volt battery joke.

[AngryAussie]

@Preset1 That's one of my favourite jokes

[SumFungi]

GIRLFRIEND = TOILET!

LOL

[AngryAussie]

@SumFungi A disturbing thing

[linkinparkpl0x]

Lawllll funny Swede =p

[AngryAussie]

@linkinparkpl0x She's pretty funny

[minerofblood]

This is the funniest thing i've seen hahahahahahahah

typical German LMAO

expect waste is rank

[whoo689]

I imagine it must take a lot of practice to get used to urolagnia (if that's how you spell it) coprophilia as fetishes. After all, on top of being excited by the actions of golden showers and whatnot, you've gotta deal with the awful smell. But I guess where there's a will...

As for anal sex, 4 thumbs up here! Don't forget the lube, though.

[AngryAussie]

@whoo689 Waste fluids are not sexy

[CorruptBeliefsDivine]

@AngryAussie Being pissed on turns me on, it's sexy to me and a sexual fetish. =D

[CorruptBeliefsDivine]

@whoo689 golden showers....I'm used to the smell of piss...ahah...so many crazy little pets I have at my house it's always having to be cleaned up real well here...anyhow...I don't mind the golden showers...just take a REAL shower after that and have a lot of towels lol..

[kekakukakeku]

aaaahaha! hilarious!

[kaddy01980]

ahhahhhahahahahhah.

[janari2010]

cool, anal sex's the best

[AngryAussie]

@janari2010 Glad you enjoy it

[tysontomaszewicz]

this is so perverse yet so funny...

[AngryAussie]

That's the idea

[qqqCYBERLEADERppp]

iceteenas accent sounds really fake...otherwise its good to see a new face on the angryaussie channel :)

[AngryAussie]

It's fun to have variety

[HSSDamian]

the volume for the vid is so low xD

[AngryAussie]

That would be a problem with your computer.

[D43ver]

Is that blond girl talking about her boyfriend and girlfriend and toilet real? Or was that a complete joke lmao...?

[AngryAussie]

Who knows?

[ace200913]

this is for mistress m is it ok for a teenager around 14-15 to masturbate

[AngryAussie]

I'll answer - it's not only OK it's practically mandatory.

[whitecrystal14]

Damn right its mandatory!

[qqqCYBERLEADERppp]

are you for real??

[pickles565]

@ace200913 No you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms.

[Tehpwnzmean1]

@pickles565 Nah, you'll just get real lonely and a blistered dick..

[Richy0326]

the old "whoops, wrong hole" excuse doesnt sound the same when your using your tongue.

[AngryAussie]

Not quite as serious

[alphacow2]

"landing thunderbird one" GOLD!!

[AngryAussie]

I thought so

[sunsurface]

@alphacow2 lol

[FunnyDude902]

lol take a shit on my girlfriend. haha. this is halerious. i know i cant spell "Halerious"

[RayOxide]

@FunnyDude902

Hilarious mate

[AngryAussie]

I use a browser with a built in spell checker :)

[CanaanSGl]

Very Informative!

[AngryAussie]

That's the aim!

[tanfouk]

Taking note of the "Addicted to Love" makeup; clearly this is an effective guise to assume when discussing serious sexual matters. Half the guy's brain will be focused on your red lipstick.

[AngryAussie]

It isn't a coincidence

[blueman4444444]

9 Volt battery and thuderbirds i'l never look at them the same way again :)

[AngryAussie]

That's the idea

[Yakovich]

FAB Virgil!

[AngryAussie]

The Traceys were into it

[formless777]

I think her boyfriend is just German.

[AngryAussie]

You may be right

[CELTICS17PF]

good but is she realated to u or somthing my comp crashed so im only catching up now

[AngryAussie]

She's a friend

[Aeonhem]

funniest shit i've seen all night!

[AngryAussie]

Glad you liked it!

[myemeraldmind]

LMAO too funny

[AngryAussie]

Cheers

[redbarronpictures]

I love how casual she is when she talks about this kinda stuff she makes it hilarious.

[AngryAussie]

She knows what she's talking about

[redbarronpictures]

I never respond to your comments but i just had to say FUCK YES SHE DOES!

[chattyw87]

she sounds so professional... is this for real or just for kicks

[AngryAussie]

Can't it be both?

[AngryAussie]

Chafing

[aznpride3214]

roll it in? >>

[AngryAussie]

It's good advice

[aznpride3214]

okay WTF

[jamesarongray]

man i was so turned on until they started talking about the toilet lol

[AngryAussie]

Thanks for sharing

[xWithBrokenWingsx]

just weird

[AngryAussie]

Life is weird

[what317]

Your Stupid.

[phoenixtaku]

@what317 You're Stupid.

[Choo69]

numb in the GROIN

[elrusedelmar]

@Choo69 PERHAPS YOUR UNDERPANTS ARE TOO TIGHT!

[Speedwa007]

Ha ha ha ha. How funny. Mistress M, hubba hubba.

[AngryAussie]

Cheers

[jawidplayer]

can I take a shit on your girlfriend? haha

[AngryAussie]

Some people have unusual ideas

[formless777]

I have a long list of ex girlfriends you're welcome to...

[XLycorisX]

Yeah, I think I'll just leave this one alone...

[AngryAussie]

Fair enough

[jakedude6]

lmao i actually read the anal sex comment i fell off my chair laughing

[AngryAussie]

Glad you liked it

[Wonderkid44]

Lol

[FlashFizz]

Maybe IceTeena's boyfriend wants a chili dog.

[AngryAussie]

Maybe so

[Velonese1]

There is something about going down the ol' dirt road......

[AngryAussie]

The hershey highway

[supercrevolution]

Sorry I wasn't paying attention to the question, I was too busy drooling.

[AngryAussie]

Fair enough

[DemonWithAHumanHeart]

I love the fact that some commenters are complaining about this video when it says "ANAL SEX" in the title. If that topic offends you, why did you click the video?

[AngryAussie]

Some people are suckers for punishment

[lXlFatTonylXl]

0:33 Go on get in there Mr.Angry!

[lXlFatTonylXl]

@lXlFatTonylXl (Myself) i think this video response of hers is a hint of what she wants to do to you. LOL

[AngryAussie]

Cheeky

[Unexpect3D]

hahahaha

last part was awsome...

remind him his not landing airforce 1 lool hahahha!! good one! keep it up

[AngryAussie]

It's important information!

[facemanwheatus]

Hilarious!

Keep it up

[AngryAussie]

Thanks!

[hikerzb]

The joke falls flat because there really are sex therapists who can't stop talking about shit and bumholes.

[AngryAussie]

That;s what makes it a joke

[jemcvicker]

Is this a video a joke?

[AngryAussie]

Is life a joke?

[ecbfilms001]

Very awesome vid. Keep em cumming lol. Also, when I went to click comment, I accidentally hit "flag" so if this gets flagged, I'm very sorry.

[monkeyspunk88]

fuck off it was an accident there like miles apart you coul;dnt obviously get them mixed up

[ecbfilms001]

@monkeyspunk88 on ipod touch they are about a cm away.

[AngryAussie]

Accidents happen

[Zebonka]

Guide to anal sex?

It's an outty, not an inny!

[AngryAussie]

Narrow minded

[Zebonka]

I think the expression is "tight-arsed".

[N4M3L3SS3NT1TY]

lol!

[KingDega1]

"Remind him he's not landing thunder bird one" lol

[AngryAussie]

Important words

[IceTeena]

Scatalogical urges is what they call this things? He not think my girlfriend toilet after all? What relief! Maybe can even make the fine art from smearings?

Thank you Mistress M for improvement of sexual life. Much appreciate.

[AngryAussie]

Now it is all much clearer

[jaysonbarnden]

dear mistress m you are teh awesomeness =D, greetings from across the ditch =D.

~Jayson

[AngryAussie]

Glad you enjoy her work

[AudibleOpinion]

@Deadlyglitch and others that worry about qualifications, well Mistress M appears to be woman, she is attractive, apparently she lives in Melbourne, and has the voice mannerisms of someone who has been to Uni or at least knows some Uni students. If those are not bangup qualifications for an Sexologist I dont know what is.

[AngryAussie]

Sounds spot on to me

[N4M3L3SS3NT1TY]

Dear Mistress M, why do a lot of women associate anal sex with whores? Because, as you noted, men like giving anal sex.

[AngryAussie]

It's naughty

[deadlyglitch]

I'm a little hesitant to take any advice, what are your qualifications?