The Anti-News

[KeepWindowsOpen]

You look like Aaron Paul in this video.

[TheFrenchmenPlatoon]

Check out our videos. They're fucking hilarious. That is all.

(You don't have to obviously, but I recommend it)

[smileydude64s]

Youngest Mother was 5, Creepy

[Rldepencier]

HOLY SWEET JESUS. There is a Buffy poster in the background. Approval.

[PointsOfNew]

I bet you dream of being a BBC3 comic like Russel Howard.

[DanceEllaDance]

Your grounded! You and your girlfriend go up up to your room! Wait....No

Homg:3 to funny

[micfang151]

HE LOVES buffy!

[nutter229944]

The father turned out to be a 15 year old

[koolchick1056]

well he got an A* in sex ed :D

[BeautyFreakist]

Btw, you won't see this, but that kid wasn't the father.

[koolchick1056]

@BeautyFreakist jesus that girl wo 14 how many dads did that baby have???

[Aarushi38]

Buffy! <3 

[LovelybutDangerous]

"come on my darling, lets unroll this parchment, and chart a course to ecstasy."

[AugustineEmmeline]

"There's fifteen year olds all over the place, gov, but none of them are vulnerable!"

[BobolinaBookworm123]

you, you and your girlfriend go to your room! Wait, NO! :L

[highsierra701]

The top comments are about the same thing. How very original!

[GBailey102B]

i LOVE the Buffy poster behind you!!!!

[MsRandomZING]

Damn those invulnerable kids under 16!

[uggsbabe]

Wait no!

[magnifiquemonkey]

I wish this was an actual news program.

[ThatSweetLittleNerd]

<3

[LizaaaGrace]

I laughed so hard when he said "Get naked with your lover then bust out some latitude" XD

[NiamhElspeth]

Really Alex, the sun i'm not impressed :(

[souleater443]

Do more Anti-News, Alex!!!

[dfsa1]

@emotional4747 so smart that you just Spelt when as wen

[clockworkhearts]

@dfsa1 Almost as smart as randomly capitalizing words that don't need to be.

[dfsa1]

@clockworkhearts As your smart for replying to a comment that had no reason to be replyied to.

[clockworkhearts]

@dfsa1 It's my duty to correct the grammar of someone who feels the need to do it to others. ;D

[emotional4747]

wen i saw the 13 year old father iwas 10 or 11 and i was smarter than him

[tessaisterrific]

LMFAO! (:

[turtleprincess25]

@baybeehanhan I like how you put his hometown in an adjective to describe him;D

[turtleprincess25]

@supershortycharz OOOOOO!! you got jokes:)

[zidia7]

ROFL!

[IndianaTheSolo]

omg! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS EXITED BY HIM HAVING A BUFFY POSTER

[TheSmithSam]

800th COMMENT!

[lalalalyrics12]

I have noticed you hav said 'Alfie' calls his baby 'it' ALOT

[lollerbladezz]

"that's an insecurity purchase if there ever was one!"

[MomijiRocks]

Reminds me of a depressing book I read. It was about a girl who was married off, became a mother, and then divorced by the age of 13.

[AirallialeFay]

lol



[mercuryfrozen]

i loved the map out part i luld so fucking hard xD

[mrschameleoncircuit]

the mum of the baby is my best friends

[Talbot118]

I want that poster!!! Buffy makes me happy :)

[SuperShortyCharz]

Well I'm sure if your daughter is called 'Chantelle' you're kind of signing yourself up for that sort of thing.

[elvenlie]

The best thing about the 13 yo dad is that is isn't actually his kid ><

[sigridandbilly]

Haha I though you said that his girlfriend was named genitalia :P

[musiclilies]

At the end you sounded JUST like my cousin. It was strange...

[DeathnoteBB]

So this is like the English version of The Onion?

[baybeehanhan]

your accent is so essexy in your old videos!!! you sound like me.. LOL

[Lunatula]

"Come My Darling, lets unroll this parchment and chart a course for ecstasy"

You Sir, are funny :]

[tcaldwell91892]

@Lunatula That's definitely my favorite line :)

[Lunatula]

@tcaldwell91892 Me too XD That was really funny XD

[tcaldwell91892]

@Lunatula I know :) I wanted to quote that line, but you beat me to it lol :P

[Lunatula]

@tcaldwell91892 luls. :]

[bluepinky45]

Alex is a different kinda hot in this video.... but he's hot in every video so yeah!

[ninabina999]

dude. . . WHERE did you get your Educational Decree whiteboard?? :D

[VesperLynd07]

@ninabina999 Ahaha, they sell them at the Noble Collections website.

[rahardstone]

I have those bedsheets!

[harelquindemon]

anyone else notice the bed sheets?

[thetrysty]

"So you can get naked with your lover and then... just bust out some latitudes. Come on my darling, let's unroll this parchment and chart a course to ecstasy!"

[kelkel772]

omg i luv ur accent!!!!!!! <33333333333

[AshleyScotland]

Did anyone else find the fact the pregnant girl was called Chantelle funny? I mean where I like thats the typical, or stereotypical I suppose, name that neddy girls have lmao.

[YourPolishMartian]

the kid would be two years old today...hm

[theseanphenomenon]

that kid lives near me! turns out it wasnt him who the dad is infact the girls a slag and it was some other boy her age :P

[Diamondelight92]

Come on my darling, let's unroll this parchment and chart a course to ecstasy!

[tcaldwell91892]

@Diamondelight92 Definitely my favorite line

[tcaldwell91892]

@Diamondelight92 That's definitely my favorite line :)

[ZookanProductions]

@Diamondelight92 I'll always think of that when "come on darling" appears in Forever Yours.

[steviesmiler]

I wonder what the 13 year old kid thought when he later found out thy he wasn't the father?

(they later found out the father was a 15 year old)

[vampirechickita]

Let's chart a course to ecstasy!

[JessiRose2]

Omg Alex I love youuuu. -3

[catherineeeeexo]

bust out some latitude

[MCera2011]

You and your girlfriend go to your room

Wait noooo

[horsemadgirl91]

I studied the Alfie case for GCSE drama, the boy was discovered not to be the father, after creating a t-shirt which said "I'm the real father f*** off"

[CrazyBlackMidget]

i love how the boy says 'it' instead of him/her

[unsmurfettable]

chart a course to ecstasty".........thought bubble "OK!"

[monkeyaround92]

apparently, a male can not reproduce during their "first time"

[cherrylollipop567]

Yet they say nothing about the mom

[cakerface44]

I love you Alex day.

[cinderellaxily]

"That's an insecurity purchase if ever there was one." bhahahahaha.

[JEJERA1]

i knew Alfie!! (: my mum and his dad were friends for agess and i went to primary school with him (: he was a nice boy.... lool

[LysiLoo]

'come on my darling, lets roll this parchment and charter course to ecstasy!' <3

[lovenoteworthy]

I'm sure Alex would know what an ACTUAL sexy term would be... ;)

[XemokidpaintedblackX]

remindes me of friends..."seven, seven, seven...seven...seven!...SEVEN­."

[WildDiscoDance]

i love the sun xD it always makes me laugh xP

[ILoveMusic1610]

LOVED THE HOT MATHS JOKE!! ;)

[AngelxxAngel]

"That's an insecurity purchase if ever there was one"

xD

[cobainbride]

bahaha! :)

[carmacliche]

So... did you also hear that the father ended up being some other kid? She was a bit of a slut, yeah?

[BareGoodMate]

I Want Revenge! bit . ly/jerku

[shelaleebee]

I LOVED THIS SERIES!

[FibonaziProductions]

I laughed so loudly when you said "You and your girlfriend, go to your room ... wait, No!" that Mum shouted to see if anything was wrong :P

[kapplejacked]

"Alphie said it was the first time he'd had sex, and didn't know what he was doing. ... But, he did it well enough..."

[LoonyLoveOod]

Wow, imagine not only being a mom but also a cougar at 14!

[DieyoungLATE]

"Come, my darling, lets unroll this parchment and chart our course to ecstasy."

[kieronj96]

your voice sounds a lot diffrent now :)

[shelaleebee]

I like this series and the lyrics series the most out of all your series.

[muggle394]

When is the Anti-News series going to come back? I liked it.

[PleasanceLiddle]

Hahaha, he did it good enough! I love you Alex!

And I keep forgetting to give you bonus points for you Buffy poster!!! So, take some. :)

[Benjaminacus]

The only joke you could make about maps?

How about 'You spread your latitude and I'll navigate your longitude'

Kenneth Williams is rolling in the silk lined remnants of his grave!

[airbear365]

wow in america we didn't hear about it in america

[tragicXdownpour]

@airbear365 Yes, we did. I did, anyway. Note: This was over a year ago.

[coleythecooliest]

and he isn't the real dad, it was tyler barker :) but nice cover anyway, i found it quite amusing :) lol

[coleythecooliest]

i live in eastbourne! And its not as bad as you may think....

[Urbansister7]

it was the first time he had sex and he didn't know what he was doing... *pause* well, he did it well enough XD

[Loissluvsyooh]

Woah, this news is stalking me I saw it on fb today... :0

[maxiemouse1]

haha that 13 year old was all over our news in australia....coz for some reason this was as shocking as the victorian fires and cyclones news papers these days need some concistancy i reckon.

[foxlover33]

Why can't we have papers like this?! We never get anything like this ever..

[supercrazypurplegirl]

"Let's unroll this parchment and chart a course to ectasy"

nioce

[TrickstersBrain]

he called it ,it.

'it' is now born and ..i would assume has a gender...

[GoneWithTheSinners]

I have those bed sheets!

.. sorry had to put that out there :)

[JWLvideos]

a boy in my year (who is 12)

just lost his virginity....tut tut tut.......

[sheridanamber]

this video was uploaded a year ago today :D

[lkl0010]

That girl went to my school HAHAHAHA

[oxWRATHox]

Aaah essex boy and not hiding your accent, makes a change :P

[RainbowCupcakeable]

God, I love your accent! :D

[MeCanRoar]

Buffy! :D

[Cruton2025]

Charting a course to ecstasy. Awesome. More anti-news is in order.

[ChatterBox1324]

They found out that he wasnt even the father

he didnt even do a good job lol :P

[misscharliable]

'there are 15 year old all over the place guv, but none of them are vunerable'

joker! i love you 2 much <3 xx

[Rxybuster]

"You and your girlfriend go to your room...WAIT NO!!" Roflol XD

[ReskellLaifGreyl]

@Rxybuster that was so funni

[Gothcupcake947]

Love the glasses :) x x x

[saiirz1993]

haha i remember when that happend! shocking or what. loved the vid =) <3

[cdup10470]

i love your sheets...they say bed haha

[haderissocoollike]

I love you and this video and most importantly your Buffy the Vampire Slayer poster in the backgrond! <3

[JJEO1F]

im really bad at trying not to laugh so i ended up spraying my screen with SPIT :S

You're so funny, me and my friend ar ein LOVE with youuu xx :P

[TheRandomDirector]

Alex do you live in like the north of england round newcastle?

[becki177]

hes clearly from essex lmao

[Awesomeuser1]

Luv yuh Alex!

Your funny.....

thanks, keep making videos!!!

[myztikalboy]

maybe u shouldve showed us page 3

[XDaddiesLittleGirlX]

0:51 - 0:55 haahahahahahaha - took me a while to click on

[ihearttheplanet]

more anti news please ! :)

[omfgitsshayable]

you! you and your girlfriend go to your room! wait! No!! ;) lol

[kiralouisereece]

lolzx goooo !

[AlliBallie]

it turned out it wasnt his kid the girl was a slag and having sex wi all the lil boys

[hannahrichards0904]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii love you alex day. you rock.

[RisingDampChamp]

Yes i suppose i do really

[omgitskatlynn]

"thats the only joke i can make about maps."

LOL

[BennyBisMe]

Brilliant!

[kxhtc]

Brilliant video, as always ^_^

[EdenTheoryRocks]

very funny video. for what its worth, i never received any sex education whatsoever through school in america, circa 1990s. its funny, this is the first time in my life ive heard of this kind of thing happening...i guess im surprised i havent heard of it sooner. check out my songs and rants, im very good, show me some love

[Crayolalola]

LMAO!

[jessstarr09]

"but he did it well enough" HAHAHA

[hellobabymario]

"you, you and your girlfriend. go to your room........ wait no!"

lol

[greenlife7]

DUDE

BUFFY POSTER!

High five!

[llamafication]

God, if he had waited a year, he probably would have had to take a sex ed class at the age of 14, where he would have learned about condoms, and this wouldn't have happened! Kids these days. Sheesh.

[arachnophilia]

they dont have sex ed until age 14 in Britain? in America i remember having a field trip to some science place and we had a film strip about sex ed at around age 8 or 9. and my parents always explained things that i was exposed to from television, etc. i'm sure those kids knew what they were doing was ultimately where babies come from. he just didnt know yet that he should have pulled out.

[llamafication]

Actually I'm from California. Here, our first sex ed class is in middle school, so I guess 13 or 14.

Sorry for the confusion! I simply selected age for the sake of making a point; point being that the kid was so young it might have accounted for the fact that they were obviously not safe about their sex.

[arachnophilia]

oh well i'm from Illinois and i definitely remember it happening in more like 3rd or 4th grade, not 8th/early highschool which is the grade i was in when i was 13/14.... different in california? Arnold needs to get on top of educating em younger then. youd think that would have changed by now anyway, what with all the like 12 yr old girls who go on the Maury show that dont know who their baby daddy is.

[llamafication]

Hmm that's interesting. So it obviously varies by state. But I think we can all agree that this dumbass kid was and is too young, and that Alex's videos are genius! :D

[duchessofquirk]

"Come on my darling! Let's unroll this parchment and chart a course to ecstasy!" LOL Classic. Love it. :)

[1ockedand1oaded]

ahh god geography

[mazzwillrocu]

thats so sad

[MisfitBecca94]

This acctually made me LOL please do this more often XD so funny!

[childoftheking568]

That's really sad that a fourteen year old girl has had multiple partners...

[Zyraa786]

'You, you and yor gf go to ur room.. Wait NO!'

[VikipediaxD]

Go to your room... - WAIT NO!!

[belidama]

i love the anti move!

[tsinoisullieht]

hahaaaaa.

[j0ames]

It's even funnier that they have now found out that the 13 year old father was not the father because his girlfriend cheated on him...

[randommadhatter]

Apparently there were about 5 different potentail fathers because she slept with so many people......

[cerealrulz]

I know, I didn't know sluts could get so ugly

[JoshJustJoshing]

Very funny! "You! You and your girlfriend! Go to your room! Wait, no!"

[indieGIRL96]

CHART A COURSE TO ECSTATSY. O.O

[Co0kieNo0dle]

It's good that he wasn't the father. Not to that slutty teenager no.

[entish01]

I saw a clip where a news presenter said 'what are you going to do financially?' and he said 'urrrrm... whats financially?' broke mah heart.

[j12196]

haha my dad sometimes gives me a tenner :P

[junivive]

omg you have a buffy the vampire poster on the wall behind you!!! OMG I LOVE IT :P

[VanessaTBH]

'right, you two, go to youur room.....no wait!'

lolololol

[HandyLotion]

good job uk faggots teaching your kids...

[yupmonk3yzrul3]

hahahaha "come on my darling lets unroll this parchment and chart a course to ecstacy"

xD

[doctorwhomadgal]

So much better than the actual news xD

[katharinethequene]

It turns out he's not acyually the Dad. But, Maisie's father is still a teen. He's 15.

[OnlyInMyWorld24]

yeah but then apparently its NOT his, but some older 13 yr old or something!

haha x

[xxDaemonGirlxx]

That was pretty funny. I like how they only are going after the "vulnerable" ones.