The Short Shorts Fixed Gear Biker

[consistentbass]

Back to the Future? Or Foward to the Past? This guy got stuck in the early 80's. LMAOL

XD !

By the way, I like the 80's...but that was so long ago. XD

[CoolJoeRed]

@consistentbass not just the early-80's, watch some late-80's/early-90's Saved By the Bell shows, and notice what AC wore in gym class! ;)

[yiishuian]

beautiful sexy hot, yum thighs

[japillahan]

the chain tension hurts more than the shorts

[aintnobones]

"hey jackass, why are you doing this to my eyes?"

bahaahaha

[CoolJoeRed]

@aintnobones WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH SKIN?? You young people would NEVER have survived the 80's!!

[aintnobones]

@CoolJoeRed

Be more serious about something that deserves little recognition. Bahahaha...

[SamxValle]

track slack very nice

[MrJoshua2267]

cute looking underpants, :D

[Clown17X]

Heeey Homo!

[GIMMYIIANOTHERIIONEE]

Ahahahah

[ravemastermario]

HA i like a good hipster burning video.!

[tieunu15]

what the fuck dude ? next time if yu do yur video PLZ COVER YUR BUTT CRACK !

[TheHikarinosenshi]

love your style dude!

[TheHikarinosenshi]

dude, you are my hero. superstyle!

[ramos150]

this is awesome

[Thedaringmove]

bra! I wore shorts like those to school yesterday (seriously) and rode my fixie after. And Im not gay!

[mechanoid2k]

i know a few people who maybe aren't AS nuts about the whole fixie scene as this character but they're pretty close.

The part about no brakes is hilarious to me because the people i know that are like this say the same thing.

[redstar5583]

you know a bike without breaks is illegal? at least in California

[Tubofluxar]

It was acceptabel in the 70's....

[CoolJoeRed]

@Tubofluxar and 80's. Even in the early-90's they were still somewhat common.

[xlheartlx]

The hat says mayonnaise in spanish xD

[subomar]

@xlheartlx it says milaneza no mayonesa... haha but still thats something i didnt see atfirst until i read your comment haha.

[TheFLOWOUT]

haha rofl u look so awesome :D

[homehila]

idiot

[nelson4568]

dave stoller over here hahaha funny vid

[sooperheep]

dude you are MEATY!

[TheNewStoryLine]

Well... at least his bike looks NJS...

[xantbeezy123x]

i dig the walmart shoes!

[subarukid89]

haha i couldnt be this serious doing the video...btw i feel sorry for your nuts sqeezed into those damn daisy dukes....

[MAC616]

if only those shorts were tight enough to castrate you, rainbow warrior. Sorry to point out the obvious, but your humor is what i always expect from a White person. Whale shit.

[Bogglenator1]

so true about people withbreaks on their fixies, so noob! lol

[Catastrophe420]

@Bogglenator1 Or their knees are fucked from working 5-20 years on a breakless fixie.

[dantejiron]

You BADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pepsukatidur]

koe homo,asu!

[jewellssweety]

I could possibly overlook the shorts if I were to check you out. You do have nice legs:0)

[pimpjuice8921573]

LOL

[alesydney]

you should wear long socks

[mccay18]

fag

[kiwiboy8492]

1 tip;get a bigger crank,48 fits perfectly

[yoursuchagoodguy]

I think what we finally have here is a hipster with the courage of spirit and profundity of insight to truly embrace the meaning and purpose of self parody.

The juxtaposition of blissful blue margarita against a humble statue of Buddha pretty much says it all.

In every sense of the word, this video commands the viewer to "chill"

[zuzulo56]

@yoursuchagoodguy NOW I realize why I laughed so. The "juxtaposition" did it for me, also. 

[LennartRast]

but the falcon is a wonderful bike (:

[kdrizzy2012]

LMFAO

[crunkss]

baahhah the rules at the end for "if you're going to get into the fixed gear bike scene..." are the best

[keatonew]

Hey jackass, why are you doing this to my eyes? -Glenn Tipton Enthusiasts

Just became my favorite quote on Facebook

[garci619]

that is a huge frame

[qbertzz]

this kid is so smoked out.

[din0core]

hahaha the Ratatat in the beginning was a real nice touch!

[TheCreepdawgg1]

‎"I hear a lot of like 'HEY HOMO!' and idk if that's a new slang that the kids are using but,i think thats like 'HEY COOL GUY!,YOUR RIDING YOUR BIKE AND YOU LOOK GOOD!' " hahahah

[live2sk84lyfe]

TALLL ASS FRAMMMEE

[Vecchionskee]

@koray You sir, are a fucking idiot.

+ The whole hipster shit is dumb. Everyone who rides should be able to without getting called a hipster or any other gay ass name. I ride. I wear cut offs. BIG DEAL.

[wooffer69]

WHERE DID U GET THOSE SHORTS

I mean, I want some, but they're always too wide

I personally think ''Jackass'' is the new '' Hey I wanna be like you but I'm too afraid''

stillestille.tumblr.com

Holla

[WhiteGravey]

i have been riding all my life and just heard about this fixie/hipster thing about a month ago ^^. this has to be the weirdest trend ever.

[josue62]

So are people just EXTREMELY stupid or what?!

This video is SUPPOSED to be a joke dammit! Lol

Anyways, love the video bro!

"HEY! HOMO!" Lmao

[Gnoorf]

i wanna see the bloopers xD

[efixeated]

DONT HAVE BRAKES ON YOUR BIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ehilado06]

hey are you making love with your bike when you skid. "yeah you like that ...ohhhh yeahh...ahhh yeahhhhhh ahh ahh ahh ahhh .....aaaaaaaahhhhhhh." cigarette break

[ehilado06]

wow DAISY DUKES for dudes

[Gnoorf]

hey cool guy

[Gnoorf]

xD. awesome :D

[xsjadodude64]

this is like the new lax bro.... im thinking fixed bro ?

[TheJaviV]

hahahahahhah 

[Koray3o]

what a hipster! he's so lame! i think he was never on a track. Noob....

[ZiggyOsiris]

Lmao this video deserves more recognition.

[meccabeast]

it seems like no one on these comments get that this is a JOKE

[jough619]

those shoes are fresh! i rock them all the time! best pair of kicks for 12 bucks

[dysr1r]

nice Emerica G-Codes

[DudeFlu57]

he just feeling the breeze lol

[boozenfags]

I used to be a messenger in London, I'd be minding my own business sitting somewhere quietly eating my sandwich and sometimes some "spandex warrior" on a fixie out for lunch time spin would come over for a boring chat, then the same numbingly annoying question would always come "Have you ever tried a fixie?"- They're like the Jehovah Witnesses' of the bike world... I'd don't care what other people ride, go validate your fetish to someone who cares- I like gears and I like regular clothes!

[MmacMirraco]

What A Douche.

[stopglobalswarming]

WTF looks like he's wearing a skirt.

[laughingtiger123]

Brilliant! LMAO It's so well done some guys don't get it. "Ge, I think I have an older uncle... maybe he has some late '70's short pants lying around like, in the garage or something". The "fixies" are not "hipsters".. there's nothing "hip" about them. They are the guys who, historically, people pranked on or pounded down in High School. Guys who are really hip don't shape their freakin' eyebrows and wear cute little beards. I would call them gay, but that would be an insult to raging queens.

[FixedMeca69]

dude i am that guy :]]]]]]]]]]]]]

[MetallicMushroom]

Love the bike !

& obviously the shorts too

[thelongone24]

hey jackass, why are you doing this to my eyes?

best video ever.

[TheSimonpac]

KEEP ON RIDE!!!!!

AND FUCK THEM ALL, LET THEM TALK....

[say12thebear]

the sad part is

unless your with actual cylclists

the last part is completly true

[bicycleguy111]

this is kinda dumb........really dumb, why would u encourage no brake for begginners? not cool, not safe? (until u get used to direct drive)

[eteokles3]

slacking chain disqualifies...

[411big]

this is my fav fixie vid!!!

[jacobdillingham]

funny until i realized this is an acurate representation of the fixie hipsters. so lame

[Jumpstartmyh3art]

@jacobdillingham really? It's a representation of a fictional character that's a little out of his mind. I don't know if there's anyone like this guy out there, if there is they should be slapped...

[motobecaneguy2]

@Jumpstartmyh3art sadly there are people like this and they need slaped by a car

[piotrek858]

nice ass lol

[xObviousTrollx]

hey homo! ahahaha

[artle219]

hah! hella funny man

[clomomerz]

dreamy....

[mentalperception1]

shorts so short, chain so loose...

[schumacherenator]

I thought this was kinda funny until I noticed that it's actually pretty annoying.

[Snorlaxish]

That bike is the sex. This video was good for a laugh. thanks. :)

[shinjaclan]

is this a joke?

[Jumpstartmyh3art]

@shinjaclan obviously

[FlashDusk]

i applaud you :)

[MrCreemoz]

best video on fucking youtube

[jesuswasdef]

i want your bike D:

[sardo97]

is this a joke?

[MrCreemoz]

the best video ever.......epic!

[uberTRAV]

lmao

[sandman503]

LOLED, fixie dudes are pretty gay and you just hit it on the head.

[joelpina]

RATATAT!!! THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELIN'

[voltronpub666]

heyy homo. hahahhahahaha fucken died laughing

[blacksweater334]

hey homo......translates to hey cool guy XD LOL!!

[gordo213caca]

stop wearing your sisters clothes!!! hahahahahahahh

[pianoispeace]

sooooooo.............

make sure we dont look like you?

got it!

thanks for the the advice! xD

[MisterFoofoo]

Lovely legs.

[cas74real]

you need to take care of that falcon and get some shorter shorts. RIDE THE FALCON!

[ElbowsAreForWeiners]

nice bike and nice ass :P

[1832d]

glenn tipton xD haha priest fan?

[Jumpstartmyh3art]

@ MutsFire: yea its comedy... That is a limited edition 1983 Falcon track frame with reynolds tubing and campy drops and headset... obviously I take it seriously, just not for this school project. I was more making fun of myself...

[MutsFire]

This is a comedy huh? Too make fun of fixie?

[TheNathanTheory]

Your chain is dangerously loose....

[bim5555]

i noticed that too

[Maztrix]

awesome

[ramidogg]

you are the man hunter, see you soon at the store my brotha. enjoy

[hollywoodproducer100]

awesome documentary...

[boobscool]

aww man, why did you do this to my eyes!!

[bla2303]

@boobscool epic line :)

[brokendreamsblvd]

it's all about feelin the breeze!

[NbaRapLover]

Ratatat! fuck yea.

[Tehcarp]

Watch your chain tension.

[Xattheend]

The shorter your shorts are the easier it is to skid

[Jumpstartmyh3art]

@Xattheend so true

[ongne1234]

@Xattheend then no short..only wear underwear ..lol

[jboiiGOGO]

@Xattheend how is it easyer

[johngorgis]

ahhgaga good shit.

[angelsxe317]

haha dude when you skid your junk doesn't even touch the frame it pretty much touches the handlebars haha

[Williamdicki]

I think that guy is so cool! I totally wanna be like him! He just rides his bike wearing his short shorts and is looking damn good by doing so!

I love his short shorts but i think to really understand their advantage I have to start riding my bike with short shorts myself! Gonna cut my jeans and start tomorrow!

[Manuelhousu]

me 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skatepunkoi]

"a little bit flashy, a little bit trashy but also classy"

haha diggin it

[0SneakerFreaker0]

omg... Ur shorts are... ______!

[hawaiianeze]

how do you lock your pedals when you try to skid???

[wilson2810]

leg muscles

[thrgimmie]

you can only do it in shorts, you'll get your pants stuck in the chain, just sit upright with your short shorts and lock your pedals.

[adikos27]

first you get really drunk and then you take your feet out of the pedal clips and lean the bike over enough so that you fall over

[tgilles69]

you put all of your weight on the front wheel, and lift up the back wheel, and stop pedaling

[iridecustom]

Just try to force the pedals back-wards.

[RoryZ23]

"Hey jackass, why are you doing this to my eyes" LMFAO, money.

[sixtime]

people who hate on this video dont have a sense of humor man. what sexy legs, i totally have a brake im a fag

[nikoconcarne]

me too.. i was like thinking fuck i need to take that bike off now..

[ItsThisAsianDude]

aaaaahahahaha amazing

[420witchdoctor]

Dude, my fixie owns, hard. And I dress in jeans and flannel with some tan boots, normally. I'm from a mountain, so yeah...

[ekomyname]

haha

[hawaiianeze]

whered u get your fixie?

[akritz]

to catflash18. your the reason you get called hipster fag homos. dont speak for the rest of the community. and your obviously to dim to comprehend the sarcasm. which is to bad for you. you probably miss out on a lot. dont bother responding im not coming back to see what you have to say back. g'day

[timone1002]

its obviously a joke lol hella funny

[catflash18]

this is why the rest of us get called hipster fags homos cuz of guys like you

just put the bike away

thanks

[smerfguy]

What's wrong with this guy!!!!!

[insuranceplan]

Fuck, you're so suburban. I like this.

[DuttyRaasGyal]

"Don't build a stupid bike" lol ... "Don't have brakes on your bike, if you have brakes on your bike you'll get made fun of" ..lol "Make sure your Bike looks good, Make sure you don't look like a total idiot" .... lmao... & who the F is You to embrace me ... go shave fruit boot

[ABUNAI888]

i like fixed gear bikes i want one !

[laklikah8erz]

HEY HOMO!!!

[DudeFlu57]

damn skinny jeans

[mtb416]

rotfl, good stuff

[FINGERSFORTEETH]

He shaves lol >:)

[cashmike92]

or maybe you need to lose yours. old trends vs new trends. the discussion could go on forever...

[EMANDOT]

haha How about a front break?

[TheSanderz]

i like how Ratatat was in the BG for the beginning of the video.

[aogilmor]

funny!

[shadox9]

To all the fixie riders telling him to tighten his chain and keep riding:

You guys DO realize this is one big joke about you, right?

[dddruggie]

hahahah this is a joke righhht?

[florescentt]

faggot. discrace to all fixed gears. tighten your chain bitch.

[SeeRibs]

Douche bag.

[technoheadphones]

Your chain is so loose it bugs me hahaha

[kungfujedis]

your chain is loose

[kimsterjizznugget]

oh 24...haha

[kimsterjizznugget]

"I'm 44 and throw parites for a living." haha i love this video.

[joeshred3000]

i love you and your short shorts...

makes me want to eat my shit.

with you bro.

yeah "cool guy"

[payesryde]

yeah FIXIE!!!!!!

[Jettskeeskeeskee]

Fag.

[Snorlaxish]

"hey, jackass, why are you doing this to my eyes?"

lol.

but sweet jesus mayne,

get some risers and grips,

and some pants.

lol.

other than than that,

tighten your chain

and keep riding.