MassEffect 2 - Garrus and Tali joking

[haxxoromg]

actually 2.73 times a day, rounding down

[Blasted2Oblivion]

I dont need anyone in my squad to fight so I pick them for humor. Garrus has a slot for sure but I cant decide between Tali and Legion. Mordin is my choice until I get that far.

[xXmyxxmastaXx]

MOST OF THE TIME?

[Predetor1995]

He doesn't obey orders anyway. Too busy calibrating.

[darkfox1234]

but tali....the priiiiize



[facebunch]

lol legion is totally better he actually calculated it.

[SigmentKurosai]

@AbrudanDorin Whoops, sent the reply to the wrong person. Meant to send it to you, was trying to be more specific about the location, in case you couldn't find it.

[sp33dy52]

how do you customize garrus?

[BreakneckHeartache]

pretty Shepard

[Ultimaniacx4]

I like how Shepard says "most of the time."

[1977Yakko]

"Most" of the time she's not stupid about it! IT ONLY TAKES ONCE!!!!! But I do love those lines!  Such great writing and story. I can't wait for ME3!

[PureTatanuim1]

How'd you get Garrus to look like that? Is it a mod or something? He looks like a freakin' badass ;P

[TaePoDongIII]

Oooh what a pretty Shepard. =p

[needlespansensuppe]

Hello its me again i hope that i dont annyo you :) i just want to aks what the code makes^__^

[bluumberry]

@needlespansensuppe Sorry. I'll check it when I can.

[eastos73]

@bluumberry whats that outfit youv got on Garrus its ace looking :D ?

[bluumberry]

@eastos73 It's in one of the armor pack DLCs.

[eastos73]

@bluumberry yep recently just bought them thanks though

[bluumberry]

@needlespansensuppe Sorry that it's taken a while. I just checked the code and as I said before it's still correct. Can't help you if it doesn't work.

[needlespansensuppe]

@bluumberry Hm ok then i will check again thanks for looking :D

[SigmentKurosai]

@needlespansensuppe What, the Visor?, It's sold by the elcor (monotone talking guys) shopkeeper in the Omega Market, up the stair from the batarian shopkeeper. If memory serves, it increases headshot damage.

[jeramahia123]

Tali: That's about twice a day.

Shepard: Really? I counted at least 3 times today Tali. ;) "nudge nudge" "wink wink" "etc etc"

[jeramahia123]

Tali: That's about twice a day.

Shepard: 3 times a day if you count what we did this morning. ;) "nudge nudge" "wink wink"

[angrywhitebird22]

Garrus doesn't know because he was busy doing some calibrations

[Ammuze11]

Tali: That's about twice a day.

Shepard: No, Tali. That would be... *crushes Kuwashii Visor in hand* over 9000!

[AbrudanDorin]

thanks alot for the info guys :)

[AbrudanDorin]

where do you get that helm?

[bluumberry]

@AbrudanDorin Sorry but I don't remember. But it is one of the ones in the game you just buy from a shop somewhere.

[Armonis]

@bluumberry

It's the Kuwashii Visor. You buy it on Omega in Harrot's. :3

[Silencer2869]

@AbrudanDorin You but it from a vendor in Omega

[booniedude3]

@AbrudanDorin on omega its in one of the shops

[walker247ful]

@AbrudanDorin i beleve omega or the cintadel or dlc if helps but i think omega

[devilsluk]

@AbrudanDorin Pretty sure that's the Bonus To Headshots visor, and you get that off one of the stores in Omega.

[IamThePanther]

@AbrudanDorin you can buy it on the Omega in one of the 1st stores. It named Tactical vizor or something

[fg11309077]

@AbrudanDorin the elcor 'harrot" on omega

[LittleDinamit]

@AbrudanDorin Shop on Omega.

[Iskanderdunedain]

@AbrudanDorin Sorry if it's a bit late, but you can buy it at Omega Market from the Elcor in the. It improve your headshot damage.

[nizzepower]

@AbrudanDorin Somwhere in Omega

[gijoe19920509]

@AbrudanDorin It's from Omega, from the store with the large guy.

[LIONREV7]

@AbrudanDorin that visor she have? its in omega district,in one of the shops

[yojimarusilverfang]

@AbrudanDorin

I imagine you've already found it, but it's the Kuwashii Visor from Harrot's Emporium in Omega.

[ShinyTsubasa]

Does your Shep's appearance have a code by chance? <3

[Enlishgal]

What the shepard code you're using? It's like mine but with nicer eyes

[ComputermasterDMC]

"Most" of the time?

Oh boy.

[GeneralMcNeil]

@ComputermasterDMC I wonder when that other percent of the time is that Shepard actually IS being stupid about it XD

[190shepard]

giving you suicidal orders is heavy risk but the prizeeeeeeeeeeee

[devilthrig]

Team up against shepard?

Heavy risk,but the priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize

[portalmanHUN]

I'm Commander Sephard, and this is my favourite femshep on youtube.

[bluumberry]

@portalmanHUN :D I'm honored!

[Kannebas]

@bluumberry - That had to take a lot of patience. Typically, after twenty-five minutes, I just give up.

[bluumberry]

@Kannebas Sorry, what are you referring to :)? It's harder to see what comments are responding to with the new layout.

[Kannebas]

@bluumberry - portalmanHUN's comment of "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite femshep on YouTube".

So, yeah, I was just saying how it must've taken a lot of patience to make your Shepard look good. All my Shepards - Once I hit the twenty-thirty minute mark - I just quit and roll with what I came up with.

Reading whatever comments I get about how my Shepard looks jacked up when I post my first Insanity run should make for good entertainments.

[bluumberry]

@Kannebas Hehe. Personally I got frustrated with the pathetic amount of customization and the crappy female hairstyles. I know she's a soldier but I'd still like her to look nice!

So yeah I made this look in one of my early ME1 runs and it's stuck. Thanks for the compliment, still wish I could improve her.

[Fyrzon]

Holy shit... Your character is practically spot on to mine. My characters eyebrows are thinner, though, and she always looks scared.

[needlespansensuppe]

hey nice face :D but the code is maybe wrong in the description for that face.

can you maybe tell me the right code pls :D

[bluumberry]

@needlespansensuppe I copied the code painstalkingly carefully so there's very little chance that it is wrong.

I'll recheck at some point but it might take a while.

[needlespansensuppe]

@bluumberry thank you :D and a happy new year ;DDDD

[XxReaperZeroxX]

Precisely why I wish there were a renegade interrupt for every situation.

Tali: We can disobe--

Shepard: Shut up Tali.

Tali: ...

Would've been far more epic.

[CammyWho10]

i like how she says "Most of the time"

[Vicmaanster]

wheres the hole in Garrus armor?

[aravioa]

@Vicmaanster he's wearing another armor

[aravioa]

This is kinda sweet seeing the two of them get along, because I remember the two of them "arguing" while going up in one of the elevators in the c-sec academy in ME1 about the genophage.

[CammyWho10]

i like how he says "most of the time"

[daymyth]

Twice a day... does every charachter say that?

[RampantBanana71]

If you weren't always calibrating you would have received the memo.

[GDI109]

@RampantBanana71 ALLAHU AKBAR!!!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

[Plur307]

As long as shepard has some of the magic medi gel then nobody has anything to worry about. Or just kill all the nearby enemies and they will magically heal...

[lildickheads]

There should be a renegade option like, "OOO so I guess you two want the reapers and collectors to kill every life form in the galaxy then rite?" then one of them would be like "well no, but" then Shepard cuts them off and is all like "then shut the fuck up!"

[TheUSsoldierF]

Cool head thing from where u got? I got the thing over my eyes the bar. Buy ur thing looks better

[Markis2bi4]

So wait, Commander, does that mean some of the time you ARE being stupid?

[JDDragon2009]

according to Legion its actually 2.73 times a day, rounded up

[devilthrig]

garrus:we can disobey suicidal orders,why wasn't i told?

tali:when shepard talk about the orders,you still work at the forward batteries

garrus:the calibrations are suicide missions

tali:even talk in the elevator is a suicide mission

[darthnick427]

for team dextro, suicidal orders are just a tuesday with Shepard.

[mav1971kit1000]

"Most of the time I'm not being stupid about it, most of the time..."

*Thinks back to the Citadel*

[SpiralKnight90]

Note how Shepard says "most of the time"

[ameenzuru]

pretty femshep! :D <3 there is.. mod of her face, perhaps?

[bluumberry]

@ameenzuru Thank you! I'll put the code on the description the next time I play! (I always use the same face I made in ME1 ;))

[bluumberry]

@ameenzuru Sorry for the delay. The code is now in the video description :)

[IntronDepot1]

@bluumberry I can do better. My shepard looks like an Eastern European porn star.

[indigothecat]

Everyone you can have in your party at that point makes that joke about how Shepard always puts them in danger, though everyone says something different. Miranda says, "Let's remember that next time Shepard puts us in a dangerous situation."

[bluumberry]

@indigothecat Obviously. I made the video because it's nostalgic with these two, due to them being with you in ME1.

[Luigi021992]

@indigothecat I loved it with Legion more "That's aproximately 2.87 times a day" or something similar to that, lol

[Yazora]

MOST of the time?

[Jesse1996]

I think I did this with Thane and Kasumi. It's funniest with those two. Same dialogue I think, though.

[LetsPanicy]

Haha I had Garrus and I think... Jack say this... Garrus and someone idk lol

[Placebobabba]

wich armor pack is garrus wearing ??

[bluumberry]

@Placebobabba The one in armor pack #1

[7megaboy7]

@bluumberry where u find the armor pack? is a dlc?

[bluumberry]

@7megaboy7 It is an official dlc. You can find it on social.bioware.com

[sakabatoblood]

Shep: Garrus, giving you suicidal orders.

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[chiffmonkey]

@sakabatoblood Sorry Garrus I can't hear you, I'm in the middle of some...

TALIBRATIONS :D MUHAHAHA

[ChaoPrince]

Garrus isn't told things twice a day.

[Laudiele]

@ChaoPrince Of course he's not! He's in the middle of some calibrations.

[jocke706]

@ChaoPrince your right, you tell him things once and then its calibrations the rest of the day. literally