Oops, I Did It Again

[Meiklelodians]

This is one of the funniest film reviews I have seen....and I havent seen the movie and will probably never.....

[TheLifthrasir]

I was hoping this would be you singing :P

[RyuDarragh]

Werewolves come in several flavors. The change is from man to beast, which usually means man to wolf. There are the mangy anthro types (what it is with the KY jelly, I do not want to speculate), fully furred, but with no tail, anthro types (VanHellsing style) all the way to the four legged wolf types. They either are the amnesiac killer types all the way to the fully aware types. Pick your plot device and wing it. Vampires and Werewolves are sublimated sexual metaphors, mostly.

[AtheistArchives]

I am so glad/sad you went through that pain to save me the same fate 8)

[Atrocitas6]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, now I need to reinstall bloodlines.

I really hope some author or script writer comes along and re-badassizes vampires. Though I doubt any self-respecting artist will cover vampires for quite some time, considering the shit storm of terrible writing this mormon fucktard has stirred up. Maybe in a few years vampires will be restored to their former glory.

[AxezCore]

You must now go on a 24 hour purification journey of bingedrinking, or turn in your balls and man card at your local watering hole.

[Leadman1989]

i too saw this movie

i didn't hate it as much as i wanted to

but i made up for it by seeing ninja assassin AWESOME

[naughtypagan72]

Vampire movies have pissed me off since 'Queen of the Damned' - they seriously fucked that movie up >:( I guess the last good Vampire flick that I liked was 'Interview'... and then I get pissed about Rice becoming a Jesus Phreak :( Guess I'll have to go back to Lagosi :p

[SeventhCycle]

So you're saying that the first Twilight movie was the equivalent of Star Wars episode 1, and the second one was like Star Wars episode 2?

[M0US3P0T4TO]

From what I understand, the author of the books that the movies are based on is Mormon. This may well explain why the films are a bit ... um ... Well, I think I'll just let you fill in the blank yourself.

[Archaic77]

Ill probably end up watching it, doubtlessly against my better judgment lol... Also that music in the background is from "Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines" ..love it :)

[ObscureNemesis]

Makes me want to replay Bloodlines again :)

[xxxThePeachxxx]

Oh Rob, you are such a closet case.

You love it, and you know it.

[TheAtomicSkull]

you're a closet twilight lover

[BitRobot]

Sweet bloodlines!

[Geodge]

Oh puhleeze please please do more film reviews!

[Timey2Wimey]

Michael Sheen chews the scenery of every film he's ever been in - fact! Even if the film is utter shit (and there have been a few), Sheen has always stood out in it.

[TheOddFinn]

Your survival through both movies might be the most convincing evidence for the existance of a god I have ever thought of.

[Paxmax]

I feel sorry for you, glad you made it through intact and only minor mental scarring

[dannypantsgm]

I think you're slowly getting sucked into this storyline Rob. It's obvious to everyone you now own an Edward Cullen lunchbox.

[kelliko70]

Thank you for doing what I cannot bring myself to do.

[spaceman300]

It sounds shit.

I like vamp movies but I will not watch New Moon,

[theatheistgal]

love your honesty as always OV.. you rock!

[dualranger]

masochist!!!

[DarkMatter2525]

Because my wife is a huge Twilight fan, I was obligated to see the opening midnight showing. I couldn't complain about the hordes of scantily clad young ladies filling every theater. Seeing as how I am a particularly delicious piece of man meat, I had to be shuffled out of the emergency exit at the end of the movie, lest my clothes be torn from my body by squealing teenagers looking to alleviate the horniness that had built up throughout the movie. You believe me, right? RIGHT!?

[danischlos]

Admit it. You loved it. You want to cover yourself in sparkles and dance nude in the sun . . .

When/if you do this, wait until I'm over there so I can film it :D.

[AbdultheImpailler]

How could you do that to yourself? not once, but twice, does it feel like your IQ is dropping or did you watch some porn after to cleanse your mind?

[mysadending]

u just couldn't resist... I know how you feel. I swear I going to end up seeing it within the next few weeks =O I have a feeling. Its going to happen... I know it. On a brighter note.. you are a the cutest damn thing.. I want to huge you =D

[MorbidWispers]

i have no desirer whatever to watch new moon

[RotarFlow]

should of had the werewolf that was in Masquerade: Bloodlines...

*fuck that was 1 huge bitch.... only two options when he showed up...A - Run B - Run Faster*

[OminousVoice]

Or decapitate it with an observatory.

(... that's a weird fucking sentence)

[cheeekamoomoo]

That Bella Swan: LIVIN' ON THE EDGE!!

[nekedemus]

Sooo,,,, your secret hobby is to watch crappy movies and then tell all the whole world about it.

I do it the other way around . I watch good films and then tells nobody.

[GriffinPilgrim]

Oh yeah, and isn't it odd that Micheal Sheen has been in a two werewolf/vampire fights? Although he was on the other side last time.

[GriffinPilgrim]

Werewolves should be freakin' bipedial, damn it!

[macnutz]

Thanks for saving me the wasted time. I'm glad you didn't pay for this one in the same way I'm glad I didn't actually pay money to see Inglorious Basterds

[DRMProd]

You always remind me of Ricky Gervais... I wonder why...

Great video anyway!

[GriffinPilgrim]

Like Ricky Gervais, except that he's funny.

[rozeboosje]

lolwut?

[rockerwere]

I saw it for free too! LoL

Taylor Lautnor is a fucking terrible actor. Michael Sheen was great... the only redeeming quality of the film.

[Gosu117]

You should do more movie reviews, try 2012 (its always easier to review a piece of shit)

Good video as usual (Y)

[Sithius159]

"I'm going to show my sparkles to the world"

Well played OminousVoice well played.

[terrarising]

Rob, you did it again...

You played with my heart, you mess with my brain.

Oh fuck it, better you than me.