MST3K- What About Juvenile Delinquency? Part 1/2

[VozDRazon]

I will never understand why these "teens" look so much like they are in their late 20s.

[tejojo]

"Sam Eagle presents"

[CocteauDalighari]

"A Fordilac!"

[ncisducky4ever]

@ 1:29 "THEY FLATTENED HIM!!!!" Was so damn funny nearly choked XD

[Dablkwid0w2008]

I had to turn this off because I laughed so hard i was scared my asthma would kick in. Omg I seen this ep like 4 times, I don't know why it was so funny this time!

[ExploreDestination]

They Dry cleaners!

[alliezgirl]

What kind of car did you say it was.....a Fordaddilac!

[Ravewithme19]

"We're alone, love me!" almost shat my pants at that part ha ha ha

[MST3K1506]

@3:44

It sounds like Mike was just about to start cracking up on the work "Jerk"

[IliyaMoroumetz]

@ 1:00

Clint Howard pops the clutch, signals, checks both ways, and proceeds gently into traffic, politely inviting people to eat his dust!

[lekocafe]

Love to see this gang in "The Warriors".

[szqsk8]

"Expecting a flood soon?". LOL!

[highway234]

@lackofattack i don't dislike this one but to be honest, i think the rifftrax version is funnier.

don't flame! don't flame me bro!

[teamedward784]

Well,at least my dress matches the wallpaper...

[ultimatedbz2]

Compared to what the normally watch, this one is almost good.

[tdickensheets]

This look like to movie "West Side Story."

[Casey5693]

Since when do juvenile delinquents wear matching jackets?

[crowtservo]

@Casey5693 The 1950's. Where were you? Not alive yet or something?

[Casey5693]

@crowtservo My Dad was born in '53 and my Mom was born in '59. Where do you think I was? Only God was thinking about me then. BaHaHa!

[ParanoidToaster]

I remember once I was with my best gal, Caroline, and a bunch of rough lookin' fellas tried edgin' in on me. I sure gave em what-for! But, gee, did I feel sour afterward. I was no better than them! I sure am glad for this swell video!

[Yapshire]

@ParanoidToaster Golly! I have to agree. It sure is neato that I'm not the only fellow who learned from this and junk.

[PyrozPlayground]

He's resting now... or he's dead it's hard to tell with him! LOL

You expecting a flood, son? XD

[DrThunder88]

I wrote a short paper on this film for a class in Juvenile Delinquency. How I managed to not steal any MST3K jokes is beyond me. This is one of my favorites!

"...and quit playing that ragtime!"

[Nicolletta13]

At least my dress matches the wallpaper......

[MrDuncanBelfast]

Anyone else feel a song coming on?

"We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes!

Most of our brain cells are gone!

We were born to be bad, you better not make us mad

or we just might toilet paper your lawn!

We got a reputation 'round these parts. We only leave a 10% tip.

Sometimes we don't return our shopping carts. Stay out of our way and don't ya give us no lip 'cause we're young! Dumb and uuugly."

[NewGuy2534]

Centron! In the 50's, our name will sound all futurific!

[jwhoff619]

what asshole desided to make the people in these movies look that way?

an asshole?

[suzycreamcheesez]

@jwhoff619 "decided"

[jwhoff619]

@suzycreamcheesez whatever...

[RoninAvenger]

"stop playing that ragtime!" I love ragtime :(

[cantopia]

Five years later they're all in Viet Nam.

Five years after that they're all homeless junkies.

God is good.

[PrettyFace4Radio]

come on guys lets go STUDY

[DerekBayRoberts1]

I just can't hear alot of it, the volume is too low. What is Mike saying at 5:00?

[rbmherbert]

@DerekBayRoberts1 "now at this point here the mood shifts to a lovely adagio it's fantastic"

[Crazyivan777]

*snerk* How did you know? He's always been my dad!

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

'Rebel Without a Cause' was about juvenile delinquency. This is about slightly irritating retards who wear matching jackets to find each other in a crowded room.

[CartoonAddict2]

That man is a wuss!

If those kids ganged up on my dad like that, he'd just take the shot gun out of his trunk and show 'em who's boss!

[themvyguy]

I call these guys the "Gang of Minor Inconveniences"

[KIsimpleS]

dear it's just lemon juice.

[oscarX]

NORM NORM NORM NORM NORM

[b1tbomb]

Expecting a flood, son?

[coolninjatvprod]

"im sorry im not the girl you wanted" EPIC LOLZ

[Videot01]

I'm sorry I'm not the daughter you wanted.

lol

[WalDemento999]

"We're alone love me!"

[madchef]

Should we call the police? Nahhhhh

[waveali]

It would be fun to watch these guys go up aganist some Crips or the Hells Angels.

[EchoBoomer1987]

"Come on I'll take you both on." XD

[honeyshot905]

Haha, This gang would be lucky if they were only raped if they took on a present day gang. They'd thank their lucky stars!

[yaywhewclips242]

Yeah those guys look really tough!! THey'd B raped by our present gangs.

[VolcanoEmporer]

Where are you going

"Crack house"

[Sukram3rd]

so the gang stole the pencil and not the car?

[juanvega5]

Hes always been my dad...jejejejje

[sailorcuteness]

the crips and bloods better whatch out when this gang is around

[DGF2099]

Are these guys thugs? Why are they wearing San Diego Charger logos?

[R8erNation636]

THAT'S what a tough gangster kid looked like back in the 50's? What I'd give to see them meet the the Crips, or the Bloods. Or better yet, some Yakuza.

[emlodik]

I'm from Denver... *FACE PALM*

[westholmes2001]

Crow: "The Martin Milner Gang!"

Crow: "He's changing into The Incredible Hulk!

Mike: "One hour guys! Let's Martinize!"

Mike: "You're gonna miss the Soup of the Day jerk!"

Tom: "The No-Shoulder Gang!"

Mike: "We're alone! Love me!"

[ninjawraith17]

"We're alone love me!"

:D

[Trancemaster2052]

"What kind of car did you say it was?"

Servo - "A Fordallac!"

[nelsonr12]

Were are you going?

Crackhouse, why?

[paulonthepiano]

"You're gonna miss the soup of the day, jerk!" hahah

[HaileyVerge]

With my comment before I meant the guy on the right looks like a guy I've gne to school with.

[HaileyVerge]

2:58-3:07 the guy on the left kind of looks like a guy I've gone to school with since kindergarten, minus middle school, and the guy on the left looks like a older version of a 5 year old I know.

[chrisz71]

at 2:50- have they never seen a pencil before?

I'm guessing the "Expecting a flood, son?" thing was because of his boots at the end?

[lonelysith66]

Where did they hire the people for these shorts?!

O_O

[Gomess]

White middle-class conservative 50s America.

Well, you asked! ^3^

[lonelysith66]

Hmmm...

:/

[tomthefunky]

Yeah, Gomess, it was a time before the dregs of society like you came along.

[Gomess]

Haahahahahaha. Do you talk to people like that in real life?! Jeeeeezas. *headpat*

[Timewap]

I like the fun with shorts verson too.

[Z350Racer]

crack house why? lol

[DrThunder88]

"Expecting a flood, son?"

[fatjuicy]

Mike:  "We're alone.. Love Me!"

[PyrozPlayground]

He's resting now... or he's dead, it's hard to tell with him. LOL

[KarmikCykle]

@PyrozPlayground "He's kinda rubbery!"

[PyrozPlayground]

LOL This is the greatest show ever created.

[looneybun1]

i reeeeallly miss this show.

[Boss302fan]

I love these guys

[tarlcabot18]

Oh Willard Scott I'll gently polish you!

Vzzz!!!

[ilikethecoke]

They flattened him!

[vlcupper]

An average episode, but a classic short.

[WAAAAAAAAAAAY]

"you're gonna miss the soup of the day, jerk"

[flitterella]

NORM! NORM! NORM! NORM! NORM!

[chrisz71]

@flitterella I don't get that.

[skyemcleod1]

Martin Milner Gang ~lol

[rawoctopus]

what, does she live at shakeys?

[rawoctopus]

uh, a fordillac

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

Do you smell, onions?

[AmazingL4rry]

Who else wishes they could see this gang vs the gang from A Clockwork Orange?

I love a good one sided fight.

[awesomly47]

@AmazingL4rry

-starts humming singin in the rain-

[rayblack2004]

@AmazingL4rry lol

[MST3K1986]

@AmazingL4rry

I don't think that fight wouldn't even last 5 seconds.

[Skarebel69]

@AmazingL4rry OMG!!! you read my mind...

[crowtservo]

@AmazingL4rry It'd be a one sided fight against Biff Tannen's gang in BTTF.

[argletammoneybagsiii]

@AmazingL4rry just alex alone could kick all of their asses ahaha

[MelancholyRose]

"...Expecting a flood, son?"

[chachisig]

"He's always been your dad!"

"Massage me will you?"

[Iamafishproductions]

"Come on guys- LET'S GO STUDY!"

"All right, BRIDGE CLUB! Whoo!"

[biophys22]

Jamie, message me will you.

[634devil]

"At least my dress matches the wallpaper!"

[drushere]

what kind of a car was it?

uh uh uh a fordillac! lolol

[yagamijase]

The leader of the gang reminds me of Robert Patrick (Terminator 2, X-Files...)

[86thPatriot]

"NORM, NORM, NORM, NORM, NORM!"

[xbri0432x]

"We're alone, love me!"

[MsMLeigh]

what a bunch of jock straps.

[sisyphusorianus9787]

I died at 0:32!

WTF is up w/the pseudo S/S icon?!?! Talk about instilling a negative image!

[westholmes2001]

Tom is saying "Oh, they're so klandinktu", which is a reference to Crash of the Moons, episode #417. The gang's logo is similar to the logo that Rocky Jones, Space Ranger and his sidekicks wore on their uniforms in the movie.

[sisyphusorianus9787]

I should've known! I love rocky's snoutless pig-face bassinet helm oh-so-dearly!

[chrisz71]

@sisyphusorianus9787 what's an S/S icon? I don't really get that.

[sisyphusorianus9787]

ss=schuftschtaffell

the nazi elite brigade is what I'm referencing towards.

[mememe2323]

Son, you've got angel hair pasta on you"

lmfao

[mememe2323]

FYI I know this is the old Crow.. the new one is better.

[mememe2323]

Mike and the new Crow > Joel and the old Crow

[typomanbros]

"They've flattened him!"

The first time I watched this, that was my exact reaction.

[TimeChristis]

Searched this out after hearing Mike's mention of it on the Carnival of Souls DVD commentary. :D

[mrdm1979]

"The next weekend comes and Dad's golf buddies come and beat up Jamie!"

I may just lose my job from laughing over that one...

[purpleshamrock17]

At 3:18 Jamie kinda sounds like Jimmy Stewart

[CrazyCheeseMagee]

Funny thing is that those "juvenile delinquents" will be considered wimps now compared to today's juvenile delinquents.

[PascalHoomiku]

I'm pretty sure those guys would have been considered wimps even in their own time. Roughing up a fat guy and being loud in a restaurant is barely even worth calling delinquent. More like juvenile minor annoyance.

[AuburnRed1]

@PascalHoomiku

Yeah but What About Juvenile Minor Annoyance doesn't exactly have a nice ring to it as a title. :D

[Frooglar]

RERIFFED ON RIFFTRAX

[purpleshamrock17]

"They've flattened him!"

"Oh, Wilard Scott, I'll gently polish you."

"Don't kill your father!"

"Darkness, darkness."

"Your gonna miss the soup the day...jerk."

"He's kindof rubbery."

"We're alone, love me!"

[RowBadMovies]

Expecting a flood son?

[skinnerburgers]

Oh man, I hope I never run into any hardcore pencil thieves.

[Adamgontierfan19]

"Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm!" LOL love this show

[mdumas43073]

"Oh, mom, dusting is so bourgeois."

[DANATANLOVER]

"We're alone, LOVE ME!"

[Skywiser01]

"Just where is it you're going?"

"Crack house, why?"

[guilmon182]

What about it?

[SCOURGEPRIME]

"He's changing into the incredible Hulk!"

"They flatten him!"

"We gotta get better patches" All this over stealing the guy's pencil??

[iBatzy]

"C'mon guys, let's go study!"

[smellincoffee]

Or he's dead...it's hard to tell with him!

[mattnhormann]

"Oh ma, I can see up your dress!"

[OonaCanute]

Are you expecting a flood, son?

[westholmes2001]

"Where's the Lil' Delinquents room?"

"GET TO THE HELICOPTER! THE HELICOPTER!"

"Cannonball Run: Well Within The Speed Limit."

"When good-natured ribbing goes too far!"

[tarlcabot18]

Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm! Norm!

[apvideogame]

"How did you know?"

"I heard it over the radio."

Of course, there was a special about a fat bald guy got his pen jacked. That makes perfect sense.

[Jcolinsol]

They stole a pencil?

Scandalous!

[LuckyBlackCatXIII]

"You're gonna miss the soup of the day, JERK." >:C

Lol XDDD

[textthing]

Damn. I want me one of them new pencils.

[PrinceofIndigo]

New Pencil...wow people in the 50's were simple!

[Ozker1313]

Heh heh... Shop n Save.

[KenBlake]

Gordon Jump!

[vlcupper]

I made better looking patches when I was 5.

[vlcupper]

Wait a minute. They mugged a guy for his pencil? What the fuck?

[dfirest1]

Didn't he have any money? A watch? A wedding ring? A car radio?

BTW "He drove a Buick, Why?" Both of those items are mass produced, and I have to belive that more than one person had both of them.

[Steeple333]

Maybe they thought they could get away with a pencil. I mean, who's gonna report a stolen pencil, right?

Not when the town has less than 200 people. 8Db

[pedropratt]

How did you know?

He's always been my dad.

[dfirest1]

Ok, are these guys gang punks, or San Diego Charger fans?

[xthemysterious]

C'mon guys lets go study!

They've flattened him!

Turn off that ragtime

All right bridge club, woo...

He, he Shop n Save..