Texas Filled With Insane Christian Republican Terrorists

[ohms54]

I say let them secede. Good riddance.

[blastsummit]

@ohms54 agreed!

[threeby8887]

I'm glad I don't live in Texas anymore.

[CSATexan]

@threeby8887

Not half as happy as we are.

[HeathenCub]

All they lack is white hoods and robes. Wow..sad little texans.

[johncashrocks221]

fuck reformist liberals too

[heartfire451]

I think we should kick Texas out of the union instead of waiting for them to secede. When they do, we use the military to close the texas/US border. When Mexico starts overtaking texas, we shoot texans who try to cross the border into the US just like Texans want to shoot Mexicans that cross the border into Texas now. With no welfare money from the feds, those lazy right wingers down there wouldn't live a month anyway. They'd be begging us to take them back. But why would we want them back?

[CSATexan]

@heartfire451

That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Texas produces about 1/4 of the fuel in the US. While at the same time Texas gets less from the FED in highway funds that just about any state in the UNION. Not to mention that Texas has the 15th largest economy in the world.

You got it the other way around. Why don't you go an army some more Mexican drug dealers

[leisulin]

HELP ME!  I am trapped here in Texas, surrounded by insane, ignorant mutants like the ones in this video! Why did I come here?????

[scouttroop291]

@leisulin run lol

[AntiSouthernMovement]

This is very disturbing...Nazi-like secessionists yelling about how they hate America. I grew up in a Christian Republican family but it is total nut job, ignorant, fascist, racist pricks like this that make me ashamed to say that and I amt pretty opposite of that now, fucking hicks. The sad thing is I am from Indiana but where I live is CRAWLING with hardcore secessionist bible thumping, confederate flag waving cunts who CLEARLY hate the states. Let's just save the country and nuke the south.

[HepburnFlicks]

I have no problem with Texas seceding. Nothing but a bunch of bat-shit crazy bible-thumping rednecks...

[wp4866]

let them leave. then the mexicans can have their land back.

[HidesInShapes]

@wp4866 what about california

[steelersguy74]

Whatever happened to 'this is America-love it or leave it?' or 'these colors don't run'??

[imanerd36]

And Perry wants to be president of the united States!?!? Give me a break!

[speerdali]

I say: Let Texas go! Do we really need a state that's this full of insane rednecks?

[IcedCoffee81]

Sure I'm not a hippy, tree hugging, new age, jungle loving, trailer trash, queer, wiccan leftist myself. But if republicans are such religious christians themselves, then why do they butt kiss the wealthy, deprive the poor, deny healthcare to some, want violence, want fascism, want to be against other countries, create class hierarchies, are racists, are sexists, want to start wars, establish privileges over rights, don't respect the environment (God's creation, you ultra right wingers!), etc.?

[lazer1million]

Well if you don't want Obamacare, just go work for McDonalds, or any of the other big corporations that got waivers. It's not like the 'universal' in universal health care actually means anything.

[ReMarkAbleMagic]

They won't be missed much by anyone with a lick of sense!

[CatFacedKillers]

sooooooo dumb

[Justen1980]

fringy mcfringerson haha

[beesleeper]

how do you create a SUPERCRITICALITY of stupid ?

TEXAS

CHRISTIAN

REPUBLICAN

Only the Okahoma Christian Republican, or Wyoming Christian Republican, comes as close in the perfection of synergistic stupidity.

[nordy2010]

Wow, I feel SO sorry for the intelligent people living in Texas amongst these whack jobs.

[kokofan50]

@nordy2010 It's not too bad. It's just we are out numbered and the people at the top do every thing the can to keep in power. Here's an ironic thing you might like is that austin our capital is the blue dot in a red state.

[nordy2010]

@kokofan50 I can believe it. Good luck to you!

[DastardlyDereK]

Hopefully if they secede they will take the south with them.

[AntiSouthernMovement]

@DastardlyDereK Well ya, then we can go to war with the south and nuke their asses, no more drug addicted demented hicks trying to ruin our country!!

[Neosaigo]

Ah crap my aunt live in Texas, I hope she was okay during that, I actually missed that insane rambling of these people.

Where did they even get the idea that somehow the health care don't apply to them? Oh wait FOX huh? I guessed.

[beesleeper]

Here is a PARTIAL list of things Christian Republicans are frightened of: Science Facts Evidence Logic Gays Women making their own medical decisions "Islamofascist Caliphates" Social Justice Unions , workers Trees Rivers Non-oily oceans Non-irradiated atmosphere WOLVES! Teachers and firefighters Not having a bible to suck on like a pacifier in a crisis SATAN etc. Also, Texans are obese clowns who wear cowboy costumes even when (1) they are never near horses or (2) it's not even Halloween

[sillykatz]

hey i'm a Christian Texan and i hate rick perry with my whole being. he is a stupid freak. i have Muslim friends and i have no problem with Islam or any other religions. their after me too by the way because i am for gay marriage, and women's rights. they hate everybody who does not agree with them.

[Winterwolf00]

If texas secedes I'm leaving this lousy state.

[zeppelinesque]

Funny how she doesn't discuss the Vermont secession effort. Guess it's harder to poke fun at North-Eastern people than Texans.

[217d3]

oh Texas trolololol

[dalecampbl7]

Giffords just shot dead by what is probably a the crazy end of a right wing conspiracy to kill liberals because of her support for higher taxes on billiionaires who cheat america through ponzi schemes...it's time we nomral citizens declare war on crazy red neck right wing and/or tea bagging fucken unpatriotic cowards who roam the streets with guns and their inapplicable second amendment ideology and kill these fucks like we kill Al Qaeda

[Dreamerx47]

@dalecampbl7

"it's time we nomral citizens declare war on crazy red neck right wing and/or tea bagging fucken unpatriotic cowards who roam the streets with guns and their inapplicable second amendment ideology and kill these fucks like we kill Al Qaeda"

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

[EliteKiller07]

This is my dream. One by one, I hope all of the southern states secede from the US so we can actually get shit done.

[niknak987]

fuck texas. go away.

[SirAvalord]

We could use a few less republicans

[ANashuu]

These sons of bitches are responsible for the killing of innocent people all over the world for the last 80 years! I'm not even talking about Iraq or Afghanistan! These idiots created idiots like George W BUSH and others! I piss on your cross, bible and beliefs, murderers!

[mrandrewandrewandrew]

Fuuck Texas

[mrandrewandrewandrew]

Fuck Texas

[mrandrewandrewandrew]

Fuck Texaas

[Yankhadenough]

Please secede Texas...please just go!

[tom6612]

Socialism is kicking americas butt. Google the "Legatum Prosperity Index". -- Rankings -- 1) Norway -- 2) Denmark -- 3) Finland -- 4) Australia -- 5) New Zealand -- 6) Sweden -- 7) Canada -- 8) Switzerland -- 9) Netherlands -- 10) U.S.

[SanguineBullet667]

i live in texas (not in austin either) and i'm a liberal democrat..... stereotypes

[gardener68]

OH MY GOD!!!! Save me! I'm trapped in this crazy state!!!

Seriously, though, what do these loons intend to do with those who are not like them? Liberal Christians, Muslims, Hispanics, atheists are threatened by these people. When is it their right to move from suggesting to declaring war? Which patriots will water that tree of liberty? Will they sleep better with the blood of innocents on their hands as well?

[Darthlisp]

Fuck those ignorant shitheads

[rufmarine]

Let them secede, those individuals have no place in civil society.

[rufmarine]

If states want to secede I say let them.

[baphxiii]

Don't Mess With Texas.

It isn't nice to make fun of retards.

[freakystyley4000]

I say let Texas secede - the fuckin' CUBANISE THEM. Shit kickers. Let them secede and then can you imagine... IMAGINE THIS FOLKS!... can you imagine their Head of State in a cowboy hat shaking hands with Russian Federation President V. Putin? Or bowing to Emperor Akihito of Japan? Just imagine this... and if you survive, feel free to tell me about your bellybusting experience.

[cff121]

How did this become about Christians?

[spikutus]

Will Americans still be able to visit? I'd like to go to San Antonio someday. Do you have an Army? A Navy? Will you be able to defend yourself when China wants your oil? Just curious.

[subinct]

Texas is the Buckle of the Bible belt.

If Texas leaves, The United states is going to be caught with its pants down.

[freakystyley4000]

@subinct - let's think about that for a moment... if the US were caught with it's GAP pants down, would he be circumsized?

[Dreamerx47]

like bill maher said we would have to reconsider that border wall

[RadarKat73080]

I thought we were at war in the mid-east so we wouldn't have to fight them here!

[soothingecho17]

i live in austin. these people are fucking crazy

[kapacon]

Our country would be so much better off with the whack-job fundies gone.

[crypticwriteings]

@kapacon your write , get rid of those fools , shut down there homes , kill them all , burn thier churches , put them all in death camps , shoot them down , kill them all, thats the only way u will get rid of us u fool , were not the ones in charge of the schools , mental homes, prisons, medicine, telivisions , were do u get off sain we need to leave , its still we the people right

[kapacon]

@crypticwriteings: Easy now, my use of "gone" means go away, not death. You folks are being duped and used. Just ask Ted Haggard.

[crypticwriteings]

@kapacon gone what fuck u mean u fool how u dont care as long as we are gone , u dont want the prophets to warn u of ur evil day of judjement but we will never leave u leave if u dont like it weve been hear since the bigining of creation u cant kill us u cant get rid of us , this is what happoned in hitlers day with the jews,it will and is happoning now, we have the right to be here , u dont ur a tatior

[jjludemann]

For some reason I couldn't spot any hoods. Do they not wear those anymore?

[crypticwriteings]

@jjludemann fuck off , those people are part of the masionic cult , which is involved in luciferian rituals , fundimentalists , just wanna live this is goin to turn out violent ,, we will be killed and u will laugh , but thier are two deaths my friend were willl u be after god judges u

[realkingkado]

Looks like the Russian professor saying USA will split was right

[NotSoOldHippy]

Insane Christians.

[TheHigherVoltage]

so now Christians in Texas are OK with a war with the United States Government...

Anyone got a reason why they aren't being arrested for and tried for treason? for openly supporting terrorist agendas?

[NotSoOldHippy]

Let Mexico have Texas back after the insane Christian loons leave.

[TheHigherVoltage]

@NotSoOldHippy I don't think the bible thumpers are looking to leave...more like take over...

If the last 60 years is any indication, they're almost there. Atheism is already classified "a religion"...which means the scientific theory is now "religious dogma"...critical thinking is now officially "evil".

We're heading back towards the Dark Ages. And we're not crawling any more...we're almost running full speed.

[crypticwriteings]

@TheHigherVoltage u dumb ass take over , the dark ages , where u get this shit , u took over , ur takeing over , we were here first so fuck u

[TheHigherVoltage]

@crypticwriteings quit your cult and get a real education.

[crypticwriteings]

@TheHigherVoltage are u sain that our children that say i know jesus is in my heart are u sain thier plum damn stupid , i think its the most beutiful thing iv ever heard that name is beutiful and no education will change that in me

[TheHigherVoltage]

@crypticwriteings hey fair enough. if you want to believe in fairy tales, go for it. I've got no problem people believing in whatever they want to. But when anyone starts pushing absurdities onto everyone -- I have a big problem with it. Along with anyone else that isn't blinded by fear.

I read your comment to kapacon...calling him a traitor. How do you figure someone speaking thier mind, in a country that is for free speech, is a traitor?

[freakystyley4000]

@crypticwriteings - your children aren't stupid, just indoctrinated. Do you also think it cute when (browner) say equally as 'cute' things about Vishnu, Siva or Ganesh? These are the gods of the Hindu religion... and there are MORE Hindus than there are American citizens.

And what about the 11 years old boy in orange robes who is a devout Buddhist monk-in-training? Still 'beautiful'?

What about that pre-pubescent 9 year old 'sand nigger' girl whose legs some US Marine blew off? CUTE?

[freakystyley4000]

@crypticwriteings Your children aren't stupid, just indoctrinated. Do you also think it cute when kids (usually browner) say equally as 'cute' things about Vishnu, Siva or Ganesh?  These are Hindu deities... and there are MORE Hindus than there are American citizens.

And what about the 11 years old boy in orange robes who is a devout Buddhist monk-in-training? Still 'beautiful'?

What about that pre-pubescent 9 year old 'sand nigger' girl whose legs some US Marine blew off? CUTE?

[MikeBatard]

I've never been to Texas, but I always assumed that people who claim that Texas is full of mindless and ignorant people were wrong. I stand corrected. It's hard for me to believe that people like this really exist, I thought it was all exaggeration, but I guess they really do exist. I'd never want my children to grow up there.

[NotSoOldHippy]

I have been to Texas back in 1982. It is every bit filled with fucking insane Christian domestic terrorists, every one of them Creationist loons with typical Republican IQs. Texas really is exactly what it appears to be, filled with exactly the typical uneducated, ignorant, cult buttfuck loon they all appear to be.

[timongarretson]

Debra Medina is a Ron Paul supporter, and I can't say that I disagree with everything she's ever said. That wasn't the best clip of her i've ever seen... but I'd choose a Ron Paul supporter over a Neocon anyday, granted they observe similar views on drug prohibition as Dr. Paul.

Secession is a little extreme I think when state nullification would be an acceptable first step. I mean there are states that have adopted Medicinal Marijuana laws when it's still Federally listed as a Schedule I drug .

[Strega222]

Would anyone whom does not have family in Texas, really be crying their eyes out if they seceded? Think for a second. Bush is in there! Imagine if our tax dollars did not have to support the government of Texas or it's citizens. Bye Texas! Smell ya later!

[NotSoOldHippy]

It is rather amusing, yeah, watching these fucking insane religious ultists "threatening" to leave the United States. It would be far better to *force* these insane cultists out.

[crypticwriteings]

@NotSoOldHippy do it then u fuckin fool , we have jesus on our side ull kill us on the land were our fathers died but we will not leave stand up stand up for jesus ye soldiers of the cross lift high his royal banner it must not suffer loss from victorie to victorie his royal army shal he lead till every foe is vanquished and christ is lord indeed

[pinkirishgoatz]

these bible thumping special eds make me hate being a Texan

[NotSoOldHippy]

Texas is a blight on the United States. We should throw the State out of the Union and let the Mexican Army come back in and clean it up and take it back.

[pinkirishgoatz]

as long as im out of here when that happens. im on the mexican border so i know the mexicans are just as religious crazy

[crypticwriteings]

@NotSoOldHippy look up lester roloff , he is no tarrist he just had a home for lil kids raised in the streets , hooked on drugs , and he devoted his life to keepeing the state from shuting down his homes, he went to jail a few times over it to , all he was doing was useing the bible as his rule book its no more extreem as useing the states rule book,dont spank them sidate they ,

[customcartoons]

It's called the UNITED States for a reason, Texas.

[EarthMuffinHugs]

I live in Texas with these home schooled redneck gun totin' bible quotin' freaks. If Texas succeeds from the US, I will be the first refugee. It will be interesting to watch the TX governor's race in 2010. Gov. Rick Perry is endorsed by Sarah Palin and Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison is endorsed by Dick Cheney. LOL! Need I say more? It should be a weird campaign to say the least.

[dpapaioannow]

uuuuuhhhh those redneck rightwinger downsyndromed dumbfucks...they're so cute when they get pissed off LOL

[Masonv96]

The far lefties are the real threat not Texas. They want to radically change our country without use of the ballot box.

[XxHooksxX]

I live in Texas...Soooo much ignorance and stubbornness. Far too many idiots living in Texas, they let their anger out on everything they don't understand...So much hate...

Luckily there are people in TX that are sane, like others have said.

[Anon11674]

Let those loonies go, get rid of Texas. Draw the smart ones back to America with job offers and other enticements, and encourage fundies to immigrate to the new Jesusland. In two or three generations, we'll have a third-world neighbor.

Throw in a couple other deep-south states, too. I don't think Texas is big enough to hold all the loonies we need to get rid of. Once the worst of them are gone, we can finally join the rest of the world in the modern era.

[Meli24R]

fucking lunatics

[papafox]

Oh good, just what we need -- MORE right-wing traitors.

[sheppaul]

get rid of the ass holes

[andawawego]

Well, then I guess Mexico won't border the US any longer. I can live with that.

[MilletGtr]

If Texas becomes a sovereign nation, New Mexico, Arizona and California will still border with Mexico..

How come I know more about US geography than you do, yet you live in the US?

[RadarKat73080]

Don't the screen door hit you on the ass.....

[irendelle]

wonder what Jesus has to say on this ...

[BaxtersBuddy]

On the up side, if Texas does secede, the average IQ of the United States will go up a few points.

[championswin184]

haha failures. Go ahead and secede. Take George Dubya with you.

[vincevince801]

haha this is like the retarded brother threatning to leave home.

[Bockatadi]

thats cool. let them go. lets fuck them up like terrorists. GET A JAWB!!!

[NotSoOldHippy]

Fucking insane Christian domestic terrorist loons.

[sage0857]

Imy ... I love the Tex-ASS

[imyyz4u]

Tex-ass would be like a Christian version of Saudi Arabia in a couple of years. Religious police and all...

[82abhilash]

I will support the secession of Texas, if they include within its new constitution, a clause that will allow any city, county, municipality or any other governing body within State of Texas to secede from it if they choose to.

[fringefries]

The entire history of the United States has been about compensating for the incredible STUPIDITY of the south. Let Texas go and fuck themselves, but they won't get ONE DIME from the federal government. We will bomb their bridges, take their nukes and their ships and planes away from them. Oh, and MIT watch how fast they turn into shitsville in Belize. Sorry, boys the bank is CLOSED and this is JUST the beginning.

[82abhilash]

Agenda genocide. Very nice.

[methinxaweezil]

Jefferson would be turning in his grave if he could see these loonies screeching about the bloody tree of liberty over some health care bill.

I say let 'em try, but the penalty for failure should be that Texas is returned to Mexico.

[Desertphile]

There are many sane people in Texas, and they are embarrassed by their lunatic neighbors.

[jinitron]

Desertphile: "There are many sane people in Texas, and they are embarrassed by their lunatic neighbors."

This is true. Poor guys. I feel for them. Living in Texas, some days especially when stuff like this comes out, sounds like hell.

[RadarKat73080]

So? Tell us something we don't know! Telling us Texas is full of redneck, gun-toting, Bible-thumpers is kinda like saying: "By the way: water's wet, ice is cold and the sky is blue." No shit Sherlock!

[ccheng21]

four countries in north america, Canada, the United States, the Republic of Texas and Quebec.....scary

[RadarKat73080]

Nope, just two: "The United States of Canada and Dumbfuckastan!"

[Aiden057]

Republicans are upset that Obama wasn't born in the country they want to secede from.

[nadiaTeeze]

lol. The south rises again and has no chance against the US army.

[Desertphile]

Many Southerners believe the South won the American Civil War. :-)

[fringefries]

The entire history of the U.S. has been about compensating for the incredible stupidity of the south.

[geffel]

Please please secede! You won't be missed.

[RadarKat73080]

And take the Oklahoma panhandle back, with you! The weather sucks there anyway! "Freedom!" Freedom to be stupid! Freedom to be hateful bigots! Freedom to take science outta schools and replace it with fairytales! A small part of me wants them to at least try!