Bad Baby Names: What Were These Parents Thinking?

[Bargon720]

I guess i should cross "Cockblocker" off my list...

[theDudeAbides1100]

piper's another dumb ass name

[Crispysmith123]

Nice going Mcconaughey, but Al Bundy already did that

[ryand730]

Merry Christmas Mary Christmas!

[kapalups]

Yea man!!! Thats why our family have cultural or common names, i HATE parents who choose bad baby names!!!!!!!

[bagds5]

A test. 4:52

[funyun2]

There is no way that beer was the bud Matthew Mcconaughey was talking about. 

[zachrfields]

@funyun2 thats what i was thinking

[ethausia]

7 deadly sin names ==.. better join supernatural ,let sam and dean stake em'

[darkstorm207]

I once knew a kid named Justin Bieber. I lost contact with him a long time ago. I don't know what he could be up to right now.

[kknicky1]

Hahaha fave one ima hooker

[xXJerevandXx]

Mom, WHAT DID YOU NAME ME?

[josylachida]

I knw sum1 named Jason Boner Johnson!! XD hahhaha his name makes me laugh soo much

[123uiuiui]

Mike Hunt

[Stralis123]

Bort!

[2114418]

im gonna name my kid ima korean

[AWinterDemise]

If you think those names are bad, I know a woman who named her son 'Philip'. People like her make me sick.

[FlynnTube21]

they weren't thinking.

[ThePseudonimi]

I'm named after a day, Thursday. >:O

[EmmaAdams1]

Poof Ace

[david199619]

Robert Fagot.......like if you got to here from there

[Rowsol84]

@david199619 SHUT THE FUCK UP

[david199619]

@Rowsol84 haha fuck you



[Mrissecool]

In sweden theres a guy named Rikard Lars Viking AIK Terror ninja asasin xbokz zvante Krantzzz Bergström.

[aMpxFuiZioNs]

Hello my name is Saul Pablo Robles Jose Jaime Gutierrez

[mineCraf0]

My name is. Rick James, bitch. *BOOM*

[memzie16]

i know someone called suleymun suleymun

[KWestAnimations]

If you really want to hear some bad names, look up what Jamie Oliver called his poor children.

[HotHetroman2011]

once saw this one in Phonebook...Richard Tickle!

[bloodycartoongirl]

are they just labeling babies by name of brands and random crap?

no child should not be a walking label :(

or are they to damn lazy?

[AWinterDemise]

Thumbs up if you think 'Philip' is the worst name ever!!

[awsesomesheep]

my uncles old teacher was named oscar ploscar!

[Dontknow1ism]

nah the funniest and worse is...HARRY BLUE BALLS! AND THIS IS & WAS A TRUE & REAL NAME!

[xxchimakaraxx]

the celebs don't name them the biblical names because most of them aren't big fans of religion

[pillowsinmypants]

i wana name my son falcor or raiden. If its a girl i have no idea. I don't even want a girl.

[crazy4rc]

@pillowsinmypants my girlfriends horses name is falcor.

[pillowsinmypants]

@crazy4rc hahah thats awesome

[sizzo666]

Robert Fagot or Willie Stroker are worse

[5abido]

CURRY CURRY LOL

[MF033D]

Boner Bollocks

[lettuceo0]

HAHAHA SEMICOLON ROAT??? WOW

[HungryFatCats]

Worst name is Shithead (Pronounced Shi-teed)

[Arcidev1]

Wrath Gordon, what a beast name!

[SuzLa1]

It's like victoria beckham's ugly face appears when I'm least expecting it but as they mentioned them, they would have given their children stupid names anyway because they're pikey chavs.

[2BCBattlefield]

0:25

No, we are being rich

[zeldafreak701]

Envy Burger? Wtf

[sgtsnakeeyes11]

i think it's strange that any names are reused...it seems rediculous to me. everyone's names should be different

[SheSister]

@sgtsnakeeyes11 but still if you are to make up a name make it good like, catryl or Haser or something, don't name it Brunte or fagaradelysta? it doesn't have to be common but don't name your kid something thats hard to pronounce! i have a thinking rule "name your kid something that a teacher can read out loud and wont make the class laugh at" like "shithead" acually pronunces like "shadeede"

[dawngalloper12]

When she said he wanted to name his kid bud, I ddnt think she was going to say after his favourite beer.. lol

[TheSharkasmCrew]

also, pride saint is a freaking sick name.

[TheSharkasmCrew]

isaiah is a perfectly normal name. and a good one at that.

[lonogugeadult]

Damn it! Now I have to find lonogugeadult's comment...wait ...

[21centurynostradamus]

my daughters friend is called mitsuko .

[Em0L33]

They forgot about Gerard Way's daughter Bandit. And Pete Wentz' son Bronx! Not bad. I love 'odd' and 'unusual' names. I love 'Ember Rayne' and 'Emalily' and 'Jakoby'

~Emmi

[TheKimKyok]

I actually like the name Rumor. Kids can change their names when they get older, lord knows I want to.

My child is going to be named Rein and Snow. Sounds like some Final Fantasy shit.

[TheTumboos]

Gotta <3 Moon Unit! Haha

[KrispyNoodle88]

@ 2:04 did she say ni**er

[UnlimitedProdiction1]

By any chance is Matthew McCaunihey a fan of Married with Children?

[ExplorerDS6789]

Can I get a double bacon Envy burger?

[hottybody5206]

My friends name is jazz

[TiimOF]

Eminem ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !

[TheGirlzinblack]

loll my name is Paige Turner my parents were in love with books :D

[EpicZachdG2x]

Hugh Jass

[xdreamforeverrx]

Merry Christmas...lmaoo

[invader6246675]

Longfellow Deeds !!! ;D

[RaceDesert27]

Their parents were black!

[Wronzoff]

I'm naming my kid Megatron

[Killerthewolfdog]

@Wronzoff Dane Cook reference? XD

[Wronzoff]

@Killerthewolfdog not really, but cool :D

[xXiKiKpUpEzZ69xX]

ima hooker lol

[yic123]

CASH GUY.........HAHAHAHA

[FapMasterable]

You think your name is fucked... I was named after a URL

[RawrRawrAnAnDDe]

@FapMasterable i did that.. and my friend put all nickname (his name richard and..)

[visitnajr]

im a peacock lol

[Leviskardsen]

Who wouldn't want to be called Wrath Gordon?

[samm1809]

Alright, let me be clear. IF you give your kid a name that does not roll off the tongue well, is the name of a random object or especially if you chose it because no one else in their right mind WOULD, you are NOT and artist. You're a CUNT.

[sydisamonster]

Also my grandma was told a story how a girl was named

Ima June Bug

c:

[sydisamonster]

this guy at my school , has a weird name

its Sloan Leaf

c:

[hazza3]

So a lot of these names came from random objects and titles like:

Max Power

Tab

Spring Water

House for Sale

Unable to read Disc

Grass

CNN

[Q8379]

Wrath Gordon is a boss playa name

[Q8379]

So cruel

[kungfuharris]

ima peacock lmfao still laughing

[123GlobalFailures]

We are in age full of morons.

[MrJToots]

Tess Tickle

[PlayboiX122]

me think Brooklyn is a cute name *shrugs*

[Seadansr1]

and Dick Trickle

[Seadansr1]

also a great one was on a late night tv cable show. Reverend Peter Popoff

[Seadansr1]

you got the race care driver Dick Trickle too

[TheStevealmighty]

I'm sorry but Wrath Gordon sounds awesome...probably because it sounds like the comic/film..

[Evenstar631]

Once someones name was Lickva Gina! D:

[TheMarkNessMonster]

If I weren't going to already name my son Sabin Kerwin Henderson, I'd definitely have no problem naming him Wrath Gordon Henderson.(I don't have a son yet, but that's going to be his name.)

[megahalolord]

They played slim shady

<3

[PJLJ47]

Wrath Gordon is a pretty badass name.

[TheCoLlInGs07]

i know someone named Aura Lee <- say it fast, you might get it lol

[aeternusero]

brooklyn is a nice name, not sure why it's on this list.

[kinleycody]

0:14 Eminem ftw

[megahalolord]

@kinleycody Only reason I liked the video

[hrvoelker]

2:16 i like FMA :D

[joachoye]

MMmmmm Envy Burger...

[dirrtychick123]

one of my friends dads best friend (sory its kinda complicated) name is gay but he is straight in real life but it was very funny when he first met my friends grandma because he said to her "hi im gay" and her responce was "well thats nice to know"

[Mud69Pie]

I'm going to name my kid herp cuz my last name is derp

[RazorsEdge9K]

@Mud69Pie Whats your first name?

[ShynobieX]

i'm gonna name my kid boy and my daughter girl

[hellomynameismercy]

my names Mercedes.. i HATEEE it..but everyone calls me Mercy so i guess it all cool

[mroldschoolhiphop1]

im going to name my kid the sameway..

[Ladylyla]

i think brooklyn is cute name

[theretardedclown]

My son will be Dick Mcqueer .....

[uncelmonkey]

what are these ppl thinking?

[lonogugeadult]

Robert Fagot toWilly Stroker to here

[svvmichael1]

@lonogugeadult exact tree that brought me here

[lonogugeadult]

@svvmichael1 Really? I took a pretty big risk assuming you guys watched the same videos in the same order but I'm impressed lol

[SlothicVenom]

@lonogugeadult omg those exact videos in order for me

[lonogugeadult]

@SlothicVenom :)

[CURRENTLY2HIGH]

@lonogugeadult EXACTLY HAAH

[theretardedclown]

@lonogugeadult Same...

[8isanumber]

@lonogugeadult ME TOO!

[dunstin690]

@lonogugeadult HAHAHA exactly

[animerulezx]

@lonogugeadult Me too!!

[r3aLwEEdSm0k3r]

Respond to this video...LMAO! we really dont have shit do...

[videoreff]

@lonogugeadult Get out of my heeeeaaaad!

[LongLiveRock105]

@lonogugeadult DuDe! Me too! Crazy, man...

[kimng2]

@lonogugeadult Same thing, man!!

[david199619]

@lonogugeadult EXACTLY1

[finnieminnie]

@lonogugeadult hah found your comment! and it's so true!! LOL :D

[eldoctoruno]

Greed Sister..and if that wasn't enough Mancini, wow

[woopsadaisy10]

... My inner FMA fan went NUTS when they talked about the sins.

[ForeverCellist]

@woopsadaisy10

Hahahaha, me too!!! xD

[vincanthofred]

@woopsadaisy10 yeah, each time I think about the sins I get a bit of memories from the manga, but in no way am I a "fan"

[Thepersonisback]

@woopsadaisy10 YEAH!

[Thepersonisback]

@Thepersonisback and by that, I meant same here ._.

[TheRekcabOfTheD]

I heard of a woman named Crystal Shanda Lear.

[Pookatube]

Rumer Glenn, Scout Larue..

Couldn't Demi Moore and Bruce Willis give their daughters NORMAL NAMES?

[pvzlr]

Lust, Envy, and Gluttony from Fullmetal Alchemist.

[PickachuPlanet]

Jack Hoffman is a worse name too.

[cannoir]

Just like Laurent Houtan.I actually know a bloke with the name.

[Rainb0wSeven]

None of this is any dumber than the fake "African" names that stupid black people give their kids. - I wonder how many "Jamal"s there are on death row.

[cannoir]

Jamal is a muslim name.Take it up to the arabs. The westerners have adopted Myriam , Linda etc.. those aren't english names. Essentially there is absolutely nothing wrong with actual african names despite the fact that I hear my colleagues comment on an african colleague's "funny" name to death.Your own bigotry transpires in this comment.

[Rainb0wSeven]

@cannoir

You are an idiot. - "Jamal is a Muslim name"...Exactly! It's not an "African" name, is it? There is indeed nothing wrong with genuine African names, but Blacks have been fooled into thinking that Muslim, ARAB names are "African".

Your own ignorance transpires in your comment.

[cannoir]

I broke it down to you huh ? you've got a problem with the name not me.and there is nothing wrong with african americans using the name.Aisha is also common and so is Leila,you don't need to be muslim or arab to carry the name well.BTW Barack Obama carries his african name with class.Idris Elba does also. You are just a potty mouthed bigot with zero argument of your own.

[Rainb0wSeven]

@cannoir

BAHAHAHA! "Obama" and "class" don't belong in the same sentence. BTW, the reason he has an African name is simple: he IS an African! BTW, if he is sooooo proud of his name, why did he call himself "Barry" for most of his life?

As for the name "Aisha", all I can say is that I wouldn't be naming my own child after the six-year-old "wife" of the world's most famous pedophile.

[cannoir]

he used the name Barry for like11 years, his mom enrolled him at school with that name.I don't think at age 8 he knew it was "different" from Barack.As a Harvard graudate and as president he is proudly Barack like it or not. Also Barack came out of the womb of a white woman this makes him english too ( welsh to boot ). Like I said you are a weak ass wannabe cracker.You can your son Marylin Manson if you want lol! ha ha ha .You have issues with blacks, use their name to vent your spleen ? lmao!

[Rainb0wSeven]

@cannoir

What makes you assume that I'm white?

FYI "English" and "Welsh" are not the same thing, although your confusion is understandable. - Many people have the same confusion over the Obamas and a troop of chimpanzees. Except for Michelle, who looks like Bigfoot.

[Homestar563]

gluttony

heavy

ha

[JasonL77]

I heard someone named there daughter "Athiest Evolution". You would have to love the irony if that kid grew up & became a Christian.

[TheDem0nlnside]

envy burger ! lmao

[evanhaynes64]

Wrath Gordon is pretty badass IMO

[Aongie]

that's what happens stupid cultureless yanks...

[cannoir]

didn't the yanks create name such as Lyndie , Tarryn etc.. those are some dumb redneck names. and what the fuck is LeAnne , Brett, and all those Jock, Dick , Tad and Todd are essentially stupid names.

[Theguitararcher]

@cannoir dude im american and I think these fuckin names are dumb as fuck i cant stand all the billy-rays and becky sues running around

[felipemercado87]

for badgelinas future baby: Turd Pitt Jolie hahaha

[Bohacification]

@felipemercado87 I don't even WANT to know how much of a retard you are.

[atheismo]

All those so called creative parents just show their will to spice up their fucking boring lifes by naming their kids like garbage. Guess what? You're not creative. You didn't outfit your kids with individuality but rather stigmatize them for life!! All those undereducated proletarian half-apes should have been neutered before they had a chance to further contaminate this planet!!!

Thx for listening, my name's John Doe.

[clipboardcrotch]

Wrath Gordon is a awesome name. With that name you could be a Super Hero, Professional Wrestler or Porn Star. All fine professions.

[LedHighlands86]

Worst name ever is one my gfs friend gave her kid Serylity

[BronchoKyle]

I went to school with a guy named Kokain Mothershed and his sister's name was Maryjuana. No joke. Look it up.

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

John, David, Robert, Mary, Nicole, Emily... these are all boring fucking names. Be creative, motherfuckers.

[XXuranoobXX]

Jason lee must have been high when he named his kid...

[gmanleader0]

Envy Burger - McDonalds.

[kreugerpranka]

Moon Unit ha! Frank Zappa

[dragonblood99]

lol Wrath Gordon sounds like a marvel hero

[fablan6]

Ima Hooker? I take my video game characters more seriously than some of these people take their kids...

[troidin]

I want to party with Wrath Gordon.

[UsonianAC]

I've heard of people naming their kids ESPN...to quote Ron Burgundy, that's a terrible name!

[cmac238]

WOH I just started watching the show happy days as they said happy day WTF I'm so like wohed out

[Keatwonobe]

Ha! He said gluttony was heavy...

[Salb814]

There was a mayor named Harry Ballsack

[thethreeedwards]

What?! No names like Mike Hunt and Alpha Kenny Body?! That dude knows nothing about bad names!

[HashSmokerDude420]

CANT WAIT FOR THESE KIDS TO GROW UP:)

[Circasin]

I'm gonna name my kid Butt.

[chillbackbro]

i wanna smell her feet

[mkh4n]

I know a clients name fukhur mumah!

[DJXeon93]

I'd like to meet Dusan Mandic's parents.

[Dennik35]

At my school theres a guy called Luke Skywalker :D

[WaddleBuff]

Mike Hawke.

[mrman226]

ENVY BURGER! :D

[xiber88]

Really?! You named your son Jackson after a Jackson Pollack Exhibit?! Jesus thats like me naming my son Tommy after watching the Room with Tommy Wiseau, way you name your kid after a shitty ass painter asshole

[GraverJ]

Celebrities have to find some pathetic way to stand out and they do so at the expense of their bratty child.

[FIREFRO626]

I'm naming my children Morgan and Gordan Freeman.

[pablomisan]

What were these parents Taking