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  • you can see it's a robot at 1:15

  • damn pervert asians, focusing on creating lookalike robots instead of making efficient robots

  • its fake she almost smiles

  • it's fake

    

  • @fonikos1 fail troll is fail

  • 0:14 it even blinks!

  • holy shit it would be scary if she stood up got all angry, took the monitor than threw it at the guy and she would like, be the exorcist and climb up all the walls and shit........that WOULD happen

  • I can't wait till 2027 comes along and Adam Jensen sees this vid is all like "LOLOLOLOL"

  • che esta ponja si la pones en bola te coje tambien?

  • Japan: always on the cutting edge of fuck doll technology

  • zoom in on boobs 2:29

  • zoom in on boobs 2:29

  • 2:29 zoom in on boobs

  • 2:29 zoom in on boobs

  • that is so creepy, wouldn't want that think in my room when its dark...

  • @PaintingHeartsBLACK I wouldn't want that in my room EVER. I've seen a bunch of human like robots but this is the creepiest one I've ever seen.

  • imagine how far will science go in 50 years

  • look at the video response

  • Creepy Creepy Creepy

  • omg looks real,nice job !

  • Kristen Stewart has less facial expressions than this robot.

  • second question: does she get half your stuff when you find a real woman?

  • she probaly could blow u like a real woman lol!

  • @awsome

  • @billybifocals fuckin

  • Not bad. Well done, I guess, but I cannot figure out...on what purpose is she...or it done.

  • but will it blend?

  • police should use these to interrogate scare the shit out of the person.

  • essa robo parece gente!!

  • Give it some plastic ears and it will be a real life persucom. O: why did I have to be born in America. -_-

  • it moves fast and its liek this grudge

  • It will be worse than HAL.

  • One question can u fuck it o.o

  • @Flikster456 yeah those sick japanese bastards will have definately fitted her with all the holes included

  • @Flikster456 doubtful! I sure would like to break its face!

  • In ten years your best friend could be a robot...

  • ITS CHOBITS IN REAL LIFE

  • @lolitamisa77 exactly

  • that is FUCKED UP!

  • is it ok that this gave me a boner...

  • @Linkfan0001 dude get a doctor XD

  • @MultiBaasbovenbaas i'll think about it :P

  • at the end the guy zooms into the boobs.

  • sex with robowoman? webcam sex evolution

  • looks real... it does creep me out o.O

  • the real questions are 1: How well can she cook? 2: Can she give blow jobs?

  • OMG the f@cking Japanese are scaring the sh@t out of me!! Please wait till i'm dead to unleash these robots on the Earth. Honestly, I'm from Africa and I think I'm just gonna go there and show Africans these videos and tell them CATCH UP or you'll be colonized by Asian robots in the near future. Who wouldn't take that advice!!!!! I would exchange my loin cloth for a suit in a New York Minute!!! Holy Sh@t!!!

  • Why is there a video response to masturbation sex toys?

  • THE JAPANESE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH ROBOTS!

    :D

  • think of the sex possibilities ;)

  • Now to make it fuckable

  • Dear santa , I want a humanoid for next christmas :D

  • Wow fighting over the Internet is like winning the special Olympics even if you win... Your still retarded..

  • @pennywisethatclown Nice quote.

  • wow you guys have been fighting for way too long... let's call it quits here??

  • early persocon model?

  • OMGGGGGGGGG

  • everyone is arguing, im just concerned if this robot was built for sex or not?

  • I have the weirdest boner right now.

  • This coulld be a new alternative for japanese anime porn, now they can use these robots.

  • wth with the comments, chill KIDS

  • Personally, I think robots like this, but more advanced, would never be used for something so pathetically leisure like getting a drink (unless you ask 'cause your thirsty -.- ). I like the fact that they look humanly (not because you can f**k it) because it should add some comfort to a person. Honestly, who would you rather have working behind you? A male or female AI droid with a mellow, calming tone of voice, or 7'5" Megatron skulking your back? Just thought I'd throw something out there. :)

  • No need to VK her. The magic says she's a skin job.

  • she's kinda pretty =D

    i believe robots will never have much power

    i just dont like how they make her look so realistic (even thou shes cute) >.<

  • I'd hit that.

  • thats very creapy

  • but can you fuck it?

  • i thought it was real for a second

  • u ever seen irobot

  • Can you f*** it?

  • you could play some epic pranks with this robot, make go on a trip some where and catch the bus and do some shopping. People will be like "what the fuck is wrong with that woman?"

  • Ew, nononono, why would you invent this?

  • @xxBadwolfxx Why did people invent dildos and vibrators? All People thought that was disgusting a long time ago, and now most people think it's disgusting.

    Straight to the point; people would gradually accept it. Unlike dildos and ugh, other weird kinky shit.

  • the next generation of blow up dolls!!

  • HO.. LY... SHEEEEETTTT!!!!

  • 2:30-2:34

    Cameraman: BOOOOOOOBIEEEEES

  • This is amazing! It's not even that scary!

  • why do they make robots that look like human i mean what benefit will it do for us? will it ease global warming or lessen poverty and corruption?? wasting government money for shit like this..

  • @eclipse572 You should go save the 3rd world instead of writing about human benefits in here... If it wasnt for engineers ur iPhone would be made of woods and threads.

  • @youknowgavin and your point is? and just so you know i don't own an iphone or any of those expensive apple shit. you tell me how would this robot piece of shit be beneficial in ANY way?

  • @eclipse572 It will make robots that will cure cancer, solve global warming and give free sex without STDs and no condom needed.

    I'm kidding, but if it wasn't for Engineers and Enthusiasts like these guys and women, you wouldn't have your computer, your chair (You would get a sore ass from sitting on a rock) your modern clothes and everything you love except for your family.

    Dumb hippy should kill himself. Stop wasting oxygen!

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER no one's dumb enough to no know how much engineers have contributed to the society, lest you've pointed it out so that makes you the stupid one. so engineers gave us useful computers and shit and then what are these fucking robots gonna do? and maybe you should know the people making useful gadgets are different from the ones making useless robots.

    your very existence is a fucking waste of oxygen and space

  • @eclipse572 These robots can do anything for you if the Engineers design them well. They can be your butler, get you a drink or get that metal ass into the kitchen and start making sandwiches at 300SPM(Sandwiches Per Minute) You have no creativity, why don't you contribute to society if you think this is a waste. I thought this would be useful for a virgin with such a tiny dick like you. I've contributed to society...I work as a programmer, made it easier for video editors. Do your fucking part.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER yeah like the whole society could purchase these expensive shits in the future and be very lazy just to get a drink. What's useful about artificial butlers anyway? learn how to differentiate wants from needs and wow like a robot sex toy would even do better. and okay so you're a programmer. a fucking stupid one. and you worked for windows movie maker. no one needs to proof read a comment just for dumb fucks like you. esp if its just a spelling error that didnt change the meaning

  • @eclipse572 There might be some truth in what you say. I can only imagine this robot being an assistant or something like that right now. But did you know, not long ago touchscreens wasn't even something you could imagine! What i'm saying is, you can't predict the future or how abstract it would become.

  • @youknowgavin makes sense.

  • @eclipse572 That's what I was trying to get into your thick skull.

  • @eclipse572 Nice excuse, fail virgin is fail. These robots will be common in the future. And I wish I helped program Windows Movie Maker. I would have a bigger wad of cash in my pockets. How do you even know my programming skills? Your amount of assumptions just makes you 2x the idiot.

    Don't lie to me, you're probably a fat shit eating a big mac now wishing he had one of these to help him get more trash food.

    People thought underwear was useless and annoying in the 1900, now 90% wear it.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER oh come on adding more irrelevant shit in your comment and then ignoring things i've pointed out that you can't answer? goddamn i bet no one ever argues with you with your shitass logic. no one cares about your job and no one bothers assuming what it is. how dumb are you to even take insults seriously. i dont see where this shit is going anymore cause you're a fucktard sex programmer. so im sorry for everything and just go convert ur mom into a robot and fuck it with ur vagina.

  • @eclipse572 YOUR comment is irrelevant shit now. Just a bunch of 10 year old insults. Lots of people argue with me, it's called trolling, kid. Sex programmer, might be interesting.

    Mom jokes? Seriously? Originality please.

    Anyway, these robots can be assistants and butlers. People thought computers would be useless, now they're extremely common. You think robots are useless, in the future probably they will be common.

    Your ignorance is the only thing that insults me. Don't worry kid.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER and you're telling me i'm commenting irrelevant shit? please, i replied that way cause u were the one who first did so. 10 y/o insult my ass. like fat boy eating a big mac is mature. god are you even looking for originality with just fucking youtube comments? wouldn't it make sesnse if you've just said your fucking simple point in the beginning without bringing useless shit up? yeah calling people ignorant makes you feel smarter. congrats dick, may you feel special and superior

  • @eclipse572 You're a hypocrite. That's you summed up. You said I'm saying irrelevant shit and now you just give me some 10 year old insults? And no, don't be a smart ass, I actually had a point in my last comment but you missed it. Like you missed the winning part of your life. No offence, but you sound like another fat asshole sitting behind a computer. Seriously, do you even have a job?

    I don't feel superior, I know I'm superior because you don't do anything good.

  • really? youre just fucking repeating that shit about insults and 10 y/o insults its going nowhere. LAST comment, but i was talking about those several you typed before. you even have a hard time pointing out and understanding certain statements. im not a fat a-hole im a healthy guy who doesn't eat meat unlike you, a fucking obese white guy who plays xbox all day. i mean even your console sucks. i have a job im a fucking ceo of a successful company like anyone would easily say online

  • @eclipse572 I'm not a white guy, I'm more of a Asian. And I'm more thin then fat. My console sucks? what the fuck was that supposed to mean? If I own a Xbox 360, and my friend owns one as well, how does mine suck and his doesn't?

  • @eclipse572 You don't have a job, face it, a pathetic joke doesn't cut it. You don't like breasts, for some reason... probably because in your country, girls are flat chested. I actually have no idea but that's my guess. You don't eat meat? Vegans are all right, but vegan losers? You do realize that meat has protein and only manly men eat it. I don't need to change my insults because they're already offending you bitch.

    Now, I'm going to drink my champagne and laugh at your life.

  • haha look at how many times you reply,its evident ure so pissed and affected that you mix trolling with yr feelings. i dont have a job cuz im still fucking studying. and still with my interest in flat girls and things i eat? uh okay what next my fave colour? why do u even put up with little detailed shit i point out lol. just proves ur the one with the miserable life! and xbox users suck. but so far ure the worse. "more" of A ASIAN? wtf im an asian man and i sure am not just more of "a asian"

  • @eclipse572 Blame Youtube's character limit. Doesn't let me troll with one comment. You were the one who posted two comments in the first place, one about flat fag chests and one about 10 year old insults. I play on the PC and the PS3 ad I own mostly all of the old retro consoles like the Atari 2600 because I'm a true hardcore gamer.

    You're not studying anything, you're being a prostitute in some shitty place. Trolololo! I'm born in New Zealand but my family comes from North India. Cool story.

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  • @eclipse572 Hahahahaha! You're the Flippino here, such a shitty little country, heck, any other country could destroy yours, fucking chink. You're majoring in early childhood education? Hahahaha! Your funniest comment yet. You type like Chris Crocker and you're going to get a job in early childhood education?

    No wonder you like flat chests, your country has no big ones. Shame, go to the USA, they got good ladies. Not dumbass chinks with flat table chests. I own every console made in the 90s.

  • hm, i agree, the philippines does suck cause of corrupted politicians. but that doesn't make india less suckier. you were born in nz but just illegally stayed there cuz ur parents are black market vendors selling human and animal fetuses. talk about indian tradition... the ph is still tolerable, but india? oh man your citizens are so poor they literally bathe on the ganges river where they all shit at. stupid dick that's korea and japan you're talking about. girls here have average breasts

  • @eclipse572 India also has crap ass government and Hindus suck ass more then you Flippino cunts (I'm a Sikh)

    South India is the worst place ever, smells like shit and is polluted. The only good part of India is the North and bare West. Philippines have flat chested women, dumbass. You blind or something?

  • @eclipse572 Awww, why did you remove your comment? Did your mother tell you to remove it?

  • my comment got cut and it got deleted cause my pc malfunctioned and it knew i was chatting with an indian man. and if my mom saw i was fighting with an indian guy she would encourage me more cause she hates indian asses too

  • @eclipse572 Your comment got deleted because Youtube hates Filipinos. Your kind is not welcome on Youtube, too ignorant. Come back when you have an IQ over 90.

  • wow awesome shit there about youtube hating on us filipinos. nice! as if the world gives a damn for indian people... you tell me. your kind isnt welcome in anyplace but in hitler's ass. and you come back when you're not indian anymore, when you're at least already an american

  • @eclipse572 The US and India are friends. Philippines has cheap products even worse then the Chinese, you try to sound so tough, you're another bony nerd behind a Windows 95 computer, you're a black belt in sucking Chinese cock (unimpressive, for a Filthypino). Good luck changing those diapers when you become an illegal early child educator. You will get shit smeared all over your face. Wait, you already do. Yellow chink.

  • they are friends cuz the americans are good strategising cuz they plan to kill every indian soon durrh. haha wow i you even think im tough even just reading my comments thanks! proves that ure just a coward trying to threaten people with names of guns they just see in video games. every person in the world is a black belt for killing indians jsyk. yellow chink is better than being a brown indian curry shit lol. well goodluck in being indian cause that really sucks ass. i pity you!

  • @eclipse572 I do think you're tough...for a filthypino! Most of them bow down to me and beg mercy. Being tanned is better then being a yellow infected STD fish eating deformed...thing. I do have actual firearms, but you're to ignorant to realize. You must be scared. I'm pretty sure most video games don't let you choose the round type.

    Sucks being a Filipino, because that really sucks fish ass. Most people in the Philippines, are fishers because they fail at life. Even beggars are better. U MAD?

  • i dont even need to make fun of the term "indian" like u do in filthypino/fagpino cause it's already bad enough lol. having yellow skin is better than having brown skin lotioned with cow shit and curry. haha oh yeah u have real guns like any kid would say online cuz me too i also posses submarines, helicopters and trains all with machine guns. haha people typing u mad or trololol in the end are the ones who do not know what to say anymore and just claim their winning cuz of those senseless words

  • @eclipse572 You can't make fun of the word Indian because it's superior to Filipino and you're autistic. You're just jealous of my life while you gut fish. Smelly shit man. Having Yellow chink skin which is infected with horrible shit and smeared with fish and rice is much worse then Brown skin.

    Obviously, according to my inbox, you commented at 3:55 and then you commented at 4:34 and 4:38. Hahahahahaha! Desperate much?

    Don't deny it, you're crying in your fish hut.

  • but everyones already making fun of indians since the beginning of time! ure late at that news cuz ure so dumb thinking indians are superior! well you guys are indeed superior in terms of being the shittiest land lol. again theres the repetitive, lame and desperate insults again about rice&fish. search the most disgusting foods ever and 98% are all from india eew!! wtf is desperate abt that?! look whos desperate now its ironic! and ure dumb enough to notice different timezones lol dumbfucked!

  • @eclipse572 India was the world's first actual civilization. So we are superior only to chinks. You make lame insults out our women. I make facts about your disgusting ass fish. Seriously, have you smelt that place? It smells like an ugly Filipino slut smearing herself with fish and rice that makes her anus sore.

    Timezones? My inbox just says them. Search the most poor food in the world and 100% of food comes from the worst country ever; the Philippines.

    Man are you desperate!

  • you fucking fail in history class, it's the sumerians who were first not indians! and besides, india upto today arent even civilised *barf* fucking hilarious how u even think of facts that are so wrong! its cause ure *~INDIAN~* (yuuuuuuuuuuuck!!) every bad stench the world has comes from india which is why that shitland should be gone and of course indians themselves, fucking human pollution! haha stealing an insult from me who the fuck's desperate?! poor indian cant troll anymore? LOL!!

  • @eclipse572 None primitive civilizations beyond the first none ape humans is what I mean (Oh wait, sorry, Apes still exist, like Filipinos.)

    Stop typing in caps, I know your crying. But you're embarrassing me and humanity by about your life.

  • @eclipse572 And the US wouldn't dare to start a fight with India, we're the 4th best army in the world. And your smelly fish hut country is the..., the... , let me see here...it's beyond the 100s. Your soldiers don't take bathes and use fishing rods for guns (Hahahahaha! Hilarious!)

    Now, I hope you understand that your life is about applying a tone of perfume to yourself so you won't smell like fish shit.

  • 4th best army and all of the other countries tied to being 1st 2nd and 3rd lol! maybe u meant india being the 1st shittiest army haha. the strongest weapon you guys possess is your smell, i must admit it is very dangerous. fish hut country? aw man ure desperately using normal provincial things to insult a country! in india, everything is literally full of shit so when i say india is shitty, that simple statement's automatically true! dude fish shit is everywhere. everywhere around india!

  • @eclipse572 Awww, did I offend you by offending your 4th country fish hut? Hahahaha! USOMAD.

  • 4th country what? LOL! check out our thread and see how you were offended by your comments being spammed! another proof people hate indians! u even comment a copy-pasted comment of mine wtf you cant even make up your mind anymore! poor indian gonna kama sutra with an elephant now??

  • @eclipse572 My comments spammed? Oooooh, I think the Filipino is now so desperate he's making shit up! I copy&paste your comment because you're just describing yourself! Ahahahaha!

    Outsmarted. U mad I copy and paste your comments? Hahahaha! Take a chill, dickwad.

  • "outsmarted" AGAIN! omg omg how bout you? Dumbfucked? lol haha!! and "u mad" again oh god do i sense a surrending troll? :'( yup your comments were spammed and u're scared to face the fact that the world hates indians.. dont worry after u guys die u can already go to guru nanak devji's anus or just be reincarnated as our shits lol!!

  • i forgot. before i fry them i'm gonna stomp on their stomachs until they shit chicken curry and cough up feces. as a future educator, i have to do my part in society to educate children and let them grow as good stewards. but since ur children are the sons and daughters of married douchebags, there is no other choice but to exterminate them. then you can replace them with these "useful" japanese robotic sex slaves

  • @eclipse572 You want to kill babies and you're becoming a child educator? Your university must be filled with the dumbest fucks alive. And now most Indians don't get arranged marriages, only some do. Anyway I'm more New Zealander. Born in NZ.

    Fucking smelly ass chink, go make your 6th hand products. While you complain about 3rd hand consoles. Hahahaha! I've been gaming since I was 3. I'm not kidding, and you've been an idiot from the beginning of time. Fail chink university.

  • not all babies, just yours. oh no our uni's students get good jobs after graduating. cuz its not like ur cheap, nameless college where you all go to illegal jobs coded as "computer programming" (god knows what you hindu-new zealanders do) calling me a smelly chink? OH GOD do i see that coming from an indian fucker?! dude, the term "smelly" is already a \compliment\ to describe you brown shits! aw "6th hand products" thats really cute and creative! also being an "idiot from the beginning of time"

  • @eclipse572 I don't have kids...dumb ass. Like I said, I'm not a fag Hindu piss drinker. I'm a Sikh mother fucker, get it? Face it, all of East Asia smells like dick cheese. I have a 113K salary. I hope you know what K means in numerics dumbass. Well thanks, I am quite creative and like I said, my skin colour is more tanned white then brown.

    You're the yellow chink here that looks like a vagina infection. I should know because your mother has one.

  • yes you had, you just aborted them and sold it to your weird guru nanak devji gods. you even have stupid made up names like chandragupta and vishnu. how fucking miserable really, to be a smelly indian. you don't even know what nz's currency is?? i'm sure you earn a hundred thousand toe nails annualy when your wife breastfeeds the children in mumbai. i'm a chink with white skin, not yellow. tanned white my ass u have brown skin. why'd u think of vag infection? its cuz u have one

  • @eclipse572 How do you abort them and sell them? You make no sense. I have shoe tan. It's annoying. I knew it, you're jealous I'm more successful then you. Don't worry, don't cry, keep trying!

    A Chink with white skin? Where have I heard that on before? From a Philippine prostitute.

    You probably just play on your shitty PS3 while you can't even use a firearm. I have a firearm license and I have a AR-15 and some other firearms. They are more expensive then you.

    Don't cry, try again next time.

  • aborting the baby then sell it as a fetus. it makes more sense than your existence. when have i thought that you're more successful than me? oh right its cuz u love day dreaming the impossible. im part chinese so yeah i have fair skin and my parents are beautiful unlike indians with turban and hairy women. im in the ph mairnes reserve army and were trained to shoot indians with rifles. you told me i make 10 y/o jokes and then u called me a crybaby? lemme guess ur sticking ur tongue out right now

  • @eclipse572 Still means you're a chink. The Philippines has never won any Olympic medal, they all life in shitty huts (Even worse then South India's shit) but one thing you chinks do have, is Strippers. My parents are also beautiful, it's amazing how much assumptions you place, that just proves you're an average chink.

    Nuff' said, nature is already insulting you. Hehehe!

  • your parents beautiful? please, your mom probably has a mustache even as a granny and your dad should have the longest pubes ever. there were never indians born beautiful/handsome or decent at least. NEVER. in the history of mankind. who needs olympic medals if we have a mexican killer? i bet you indians have all the gold medals for being poor, dirty and smelly. still with the nature is insulting me shit? please, by 'nature' maybe you mean guru nanak devji? cant say about that non-existent shit?

  • @eclipse572 Look up Bollywood, and fap off your 1 inch dick. Philippine sluts are exactly hot either, with flat table chests and those ugly ass eyes, who would even tap that shit?

    I don't know why you think having long pubes is bad, pubes are a sign of manliness like chest hair. Oh, I forgot, you like flat boobs and you're gay. Oh, my mistake.

    That is the worst excuse ever; having no Olympic medals and then you say they are useless? That's like saying my Doctorate degree is useless. Dumb chink.

  • i looked up bollywood. i just saw sweaty obese women with burned skin, unibrows, hairy legs and armpits and mustaches. if that's how you define beauty i've no problem with it. ugly ass eyes? filipina celebs have latina eyes jsyk. go look indian womens eyes. their eye lashes even have crabs. i'm gay? oh no i'm so offended. gays have more dignity than indian people. worst excuse WHAAT? you mean about that south east asia thing again? yup, worst excuse! u have a phd on being indian? congrats again!

  • @eclipse572 Search up Sunny Leone (I'm just listing Indian celebrities)

    Filipinos and Indonesians are the ugly people of the world. They crack mirrors by just thinking of them. I've seen your kind, abominations. Chinese mixed with Filipino. Damn man, I would commit suicide if I was that mutant.

    Even make up can't save you. Hahahahaha!

  • who the fuck is that ugly ape?! she's fat, looks so old and even had implants with bowling balls. look at her tits they look so hard and artificial! our Sam Pinto is more gorgeous with fair skin, pretty face sexy body, long legs and real breasts. also she's guaranteed with a lovely odor unlike indian beauties who smell like shawarma and curry. trust me, chinese+filipino's a good thing unlike indian fucks who're so ugly with big creepyass eyes. we don't need make up unlike you, plastic surgery!!

  • @eclipse572 I barfed a little when I saw that slut, tiny legs like all fagapinos, looks like a rice muncher, yellow skin like she has a yeast infection (Nasty stuff!). Chinese+Filipino is a bad thing, because you're twice the poorness (Owned!) you're so ugly with the tiny vagina eyes. She doesn't have implants, research the facts you vagina infection. At least she isn't flat chested. Your common slut needs surgery, she nearly cracked my monitor! Get the bitch away please.

  • barfed a little? dude you have a problem seriously, sam pinto's a total babe and no guy would say no to her. people with good taste like her, and that smelly hairy sunny bitch only attracts poor, lowly, uneducated indians. hahaha vagina infections again. mr kubakhishmi, go check your rusty wife's vagina cause you really seem worried. and you calling china poor? nice, we can alwaus shove our noodles in your asses and gouge your eyes out with out chopsticks

  • @eclipse572 And we can always tear you a new one with swords and guns. While you have noodles and chopsticks, we are being successful in the world, one of most richest men in the world is Indian. Use Google, chinkbag. Sam Pinto is a total freak and most people who luckily are not Filipino would reject her whore ass quickly as possible.

  • your swords and guns made out of chicken curry? i have to say, you guys are good for making that possible. ok so if that guy can raise your whole country from poverty and make every citizen fucking rich then im gonna respect that man. but no, that's not gonna happen. just go pray to guru nanak deviljin so that he can prove every religion wrong and maybe bring world peace. im being real here (about sam and the indian ape). compare her to your girl and she's better overall

  • @eclipse572 Our Religion is not Jesus walking on water. It has no supernatural stuff in it.

    Seriously, Sam Pinto isn't bad, but she ain't better then a hot pornstar. You can think so, it's your opinion. But in popularity, Sam Pinto is not even close.

    I'm sort of fucking rich. I got 80k in my bank account right now, I'm trying to renovate my house. Our swords are made of steel that is pure, our firearms are durable. India can never get rich, the Philippines can never get rich. Inception.

  • you don't know what life is not being an indian. a lot of people say that if they'd be reincarnated as an indian, they'd rather choose to be a black guy, a worm or just not to be reincarnated at all. i pity YOU sir. it must be tough for you being an indian. we filipinos consider ourselves poor cuz of our economic status, but gawd compared to indians, we look (and smell) like fucking rich people featured in every forbes magazine

  • @eclipse572 It's funny how you take me seriously. 4 comments at once? Eat up your dick cheese son because you're on the train to loser country AKA Philippines.

    My life is considered more Caucasian, I don't own a farm, I own some sex slaves and your mother.

    "I pity the fool!" - Mr.T

  • 4 comments at once? look who's talking. my single replies to you before always got three or four more from you. yeah go say that. a caucasian life with a fucking sikhist religion? sikhist are religious people so indian culture's also a huge impact. OH NO are you denying your religion and culture? then that's great news. now you know how bad it is being indian and a sikhist! such a cool comeback! okay i get it you're an indian prince who collects hairy indian sex slaves. cool beans

  • @eclipse572 I'm barely religious and I'm 50% scientific. I wish I was a prince so I could own some hairy Filipino sex slaves.

    Story time motherfucker (Haha!) 21 Sikhs Vs 10,000 Middle Eastern soldiers. This was back in the 1800s. And guess what, the Sikhs killed 200+ people before dying in their last stand. If they were Filipinos, they could have killed 4 guys before dying.

    I'm proud of my culture because we own you (Literally, or not literally)

    Cool beans? What the fuck are you eating? Haha!

  • barely religious but still it's your religion. no you're already a prince hell every indian boy is a prince in their own way. yes, those indian street children are already royalty so imagine how more pathetic a slave indian is. wow that's how indian sikhs teach their children? all about pride and arrogance on stories that are merely mythical? now i understand why such people like you are like that. again, i pity and feel sorry for you. i may be mean to you but i still have a heart

  • @eclipse572 Mythical? Tell that to the English queen. The only thing mythical is your balls and penis.

    I don't have a heart. Because the world is already fucked up beyond hell. I also pity you, how you have such a grudge against Indians like they bullied you when you were a kid, you probably got your clothes all dirty, not like they were dirty before anyway.

    This argument has no meaning. Which is why I love it!

  • oh i wish, then your whole race would be declared mythical. oh my genitals are very real. my dick is so strong and hard it can kebab all of your family. yes, one proof of the world being fucked up is you. check your very first reply to me again. you've got to be the most lonely person ever, why do you even love senseless arguments? heck i don't even consider what we're doing arguing. okay add 69 kama sutra points for you being stupid

  • @eclipse572 Your dick is so hard and strong? Dude, are you trying to say that you're gay. Seriously, stop chatting to me weirdo. I knew it you Filipino fucks were ugly and screw up in the head...

  • oh now having a strong and hard dick is gay? so im betting yours is soft and wrinkly because yours is "manly". i'm not chatting you, lol think this is sms? and who would even want to chat with you, no one likes chatting with ugly indians!

  • @eclipse572 No, the fact that you said "I have a hard and so strong dick" when I'm chatting to you is just fucking gay. I'm not talking to you moron.

    No one likes chatting with ugly deformed autistic Filipinos and Chinese hybrid shit!

  • what the hell man! you're already assuming i'm inlove with you?! dude, you're the one implying that youre gay hhahaha you're really in denial that's why you pass it on to me. don't worry, im sure your "wife" is a man just like you. go ahead and call us ugly, but remember, it's always the indian's who're the ugliest, smelliest and shittiest. so degrading us is just degrading yourselves more. and i know you dont know that because indians are also fucking stupid

  • @eclipse572 My wife is more manly then you and she doesn't even have testicles or a penis and she knows how to operate a firearm.

    If I said, come meet me at New Zealand. You wouldn't come because your nerd ass would get beaten up.

    Just like old times huh? Hahahaha, outsmarted you.

    Cry for my success and post a picture of your ugly ass face while you're at it.

  • that's so sweet! you've already accepted your tranny huswife as a "she"! good job! by firearms you mean indian dicks? please dont remind me how disgusting she is. psh, new zealand isn't even your country and ure just illegally staying there. i wont go there but give me ur address so i can drop a bomb on your house. post your family picture then the whole world would know ur identities and kill you ahaha. "outsmarted" AGAIN shit okay any other words u'd wanna use for the millionth time? haha fag!

  • @eclipse572 Yeah, she shoots my dick at your women. They love my cum. I'm born in New Zealand. The Philippines isn't even your country, your country is a little island in the pacific. Your parents abandoned you because you're ugly as shit.

    How about face to face? I know you're going to run away like a typical Asian coward. Posting a picture of someone and the whole world would want to kill them? Sounds like your sister, I made a porno about her. "Ugly shits from Asia Part 2"

    Outsmarted.

  • wow so now your smelly dick is detachable? fucking sick man! your 3-headed huswife prolly uses it as a spoon lol. okay go ahead and say im from a little pacific island. it's always better thatn being from a country made out of shit. i mean ganges river? are you proud of that?! disgusting. you peeps have no class at all lol. come on, face to face. i'm prepared to go to india and ill try to bear the smell. go shoot me with your toy guns cause u cant even stay alive from hand to hand combat

  • @eclipse572 Kid, come to New Zealand. One NATO round from a Mossberg.50 can blow your empty brains out (Wait, you don't have a brain)

    I'm a Green belt in Tae Kwon Do, not impressive but still. You couldn't even move your ass. Keep thinking I have toy guns, makes it easier.

    And like I said, South India is shit. North and West are the best (That rhymes motherfucker)

  • new zealand? psh that's not even your country. are you embarrassed to show your ugly shit country to me? and lol see! you're the pissed one! you wanna blow my brains out? aw that's so cute. haha that's great. using gun names from guns in cod and modern warfare. i'm a already a blackbelt in aikido and im taking up sansho the past 4 years now.

    i was talking about indian women. why the fuck did you go with north/west shit india? the fuckkk man! and they're still ugly, smelly and hairy!

  • @eclipse572 Isn't Aikido gay sex? Congrats! You are now a gay professional! And a Mossberg.50 isn't in CoD dumbass, and modern warfare is CoD. Ignorant shit is ignorant.

    I'm a black belt in killing Filipinos. Bitch. Gotta get some sleep now.

  • hahah go tell that while your bones are already snapping lol. and as if kama sutra isn't gay sex! it's not even a martial art. it's just an "art" to spread germs and dirt. it's cause i don't play that game shithead. i own a ps3 but i do study for college so that i wont be a dropout like you. and that mentioning of that gun of urs was an expression that u dont really own one. your weapon is merely ur stench. hahah i think u meant black belt in being a smelly indian. haha fag gave up lol

  • @eclipse572 You sound desperate just to offend me. The more you talk, the more sluts in the Philippines get STDs and herpes. Disgusting. You own a PS3 and play gay porn on it. Fucking n00b.

  • look who's REALLY desperate. aww. so desperate that he was the one who's always typing that i'm desperate and already pissed. see how you just type about philippine women but cant say anything about your smelly shitass hairy indian apes? lol!! hahaha!!

  • @eclipse572 Say more words, more Philippine women get STDs and herpes.

    Derailed your insult. And don't type in caps, you sound like you're about to blow up from crying.

  • @eclipse572 And I'm not talking, I'm typing. Proves you are an idiot.

    Do you even have a girlfriend or a wife? Lonely people like you always try to pick fights on the internet. While I have sex, you cry at your life.

  • typing is communicating. and it is also a form of talk. what a reaally logical thing. desperately finding a (useless) flaw stated, dear guru nanak devjiljin! this proves you're an indian. (yes i said before being indian is the ultimate insult) i have a sexy, pretty girlfriend who smells like victoria's secret perfume and doesn't look as ugly as an indian woman. okay go have sex with your androgynous tranny 3-headed russian cyborg wife

  • @eclipse572 You have an ugly, smelly Filipino slut who smells like factory shit (That is extremely ironic and funny!)

    It's not a form of talk because we're not using our voice boxes. Get your shit straight.

  • yes i found it funny how lame it was! i honestly thought you'd come up with something better the whole time but no. not even once. it's simply communicating. now i wont argue with tiny shit like this which you keep on implying to avoid the thin