Dead or Alive Paradise Review

[phuturephunk]

It still boggles my mind that Nintendo brought in this team to actually work on the Metroid series.

Hence, Other M.

Unfuckingbelievable.

[humanLucifer]

@phuturephunk where's the problem? other m is an awesome game, what you want more?

[shubbledc]

BOOB PHYSICS!!!

[msesmeralda150]

My boobs aren't made out of fucking jelly, that game has weird physics 0_o

[harute1061]

I can't believe any one even bought this, I won't deny that I look at hentai but to have a game where you take pictures of chicks whith shitty graphics then you are Insane they don't even go full nude, put It on the PS3 and show some shit and make the titty physics a bit more realistic and put It on the PSN so I don't have to be ashamed of walking Into a gamestop and buying It then maybe but at this point no.

[killingspeerx]

wow

+ for boobs!!!!

now am sure that IGN r perverts DX

[1337Figaro]

@killingspeerx It's not only what they like, they know that theres ALOT of people who would buy this only to "play" with 1 hand so...

[dinorexgx]

i love that boobs

yeah

[Ashleylover66]

It should be called: Boobs Can't Do That In Real Life...

[SelfSustainingGenera]

This was obviously made using 1 hand only too

[kairixmeforever]

my mouth couldn't shut the whole video :O

[kevinzky88]

its like eroge but in 3D and its as cool as an eroge

[URFTBOUND4LIFE]

Tits don't move like that

[SilverJay47]

wow, I have never seen ign give a 5, ever!

[pkerch00b1]

@SilverJay47 check out rogue warior it got a 1 yes a 1

[MsnWasHingTon2]

.......stil wating for dead or alive 5 and hoping it will also come out for the ps3 :D

[7Nexus21]

I can honestly say I'm a pervert but the pervs who made this should instead made a fighting genre instead of making a stupid soft porn. What's next they would make a Tekken version of this?

[tapion567]

@7Nexus21 you do know that dead or alive was a fighting game first?

[7Nexus21]

@tapion567 I know that. Let me rephrased what I said. What I meant to say is that they should stayed to making fighting genre instead they made DoA a soft porn.

[maxie355a]

We need more games like this. XD

[tapion567]

i tried playing this game, it was so fucking boring even the butt battle and boobs weren't enough to hide how horrendous this game is. It was so bad i went back to playing god of war on psp

[brysterdude]

Slow down!

[ReignTsrakti]

Eh... imagine if an island like that existed and they had boys visit for a free "tour"

[mechislander]

This is an example of how graphics let a game down.

[GeneralMazaki]

This game is basically DOAX2, only for the PSP...

The fuck, Team Ninja?

[edaaaaaaaaarz]

you can actually play volleyball on thisgame?

[robotpanda77]

Yeah it gives me a strange feeling alright. lol

[erimorBlackOps]

- Poor gameplay

- Bad presentation

- Lacking physics

But yeah when theres "boobs that move" the game deserves a 5.0 -.-

[overhool]

@erimorBlackOps it actualy deserves a ten:D

[BFHKevin]

@erimorBlackOps Imagine if there were nudity and uncensored sex.

[danisl17]

Manliest game i have ever played

[heyjeySigma]

this is practically a port of the xbox game...pretty damn lame

[TheCreatorNick]

the only + is moving boobs

[vivaluis59]

i wonder if ign has ever given a 10..

[brandont1881]

@vivaluis59 GTA IV

[KickAssFan2010]

@vivaluis59 yeah I think they did to the game: "Halo Reach"

[gerinja]

this game is excellent for horny guys... its more about the visuals than actually playing the game... i give it a 10 out of 10. ING lacks the brain power to rate DOA Paradise.

[ReignlawXV]

You don't play the game with the PSP controls, you play the game with your "Joy"stick.

[HOLIMOUNT]

i can barely imagine the guys that make this game were like

lets make a game...

aww ok ok cool what kind of game?

a game whit chicks whit HUUUGE TITS and volleyball

AWW FUCK YEAHHHH¡¡¡

[Halo1Light]

And that's why the IGN boys never get laid

[ecartman12]

How come their is no fighting in this game?

[ds12master]

@ecartman12 'Cause it's all about tits.

[NfS0302]

In Europe (Germany) you can play this when you are 12 :DD

[zelosq]

@NfS0302 SO true! :D

[EnterTheNoodle1]

IGN is gay!!

[bunnykillbrutal]

Boobs that move xDDDDDDDDD

[darkhunter513]

so this game is no fighting game like the rest?

[residencekill15]

lol 1:49-1:53

[haloreach324262971]

this game is crap who the hell made this

[Jackthesheriff]

ha lol boobs got it a 5.0

[DylanDisaster92]

Lol the 360 version is 600times better

[Oddi92]

@DylanDisaster92 What 360 version?

[BlooLegend]

@Oddi92 There is a 360 DOA but its not this game

[tom11zz884]

This game does sucks..it has no fighting, very few mini games.

Its sort of like some weird soft porn game with no game play.

Not the Dead or Alive I remember or grew up with.

[samus179]

@tom11zz884 you grew up with dead or alive? damn you were one hardcore kid.

[BrooklynAlchemist]

IGN's never satisfied with anything! shyt,they started doing black ops gameplay like almost a month ago

[2POWERFUL]

@etoangfavoriteko

Which of course, that never makes sense. DERP.

[killerkombat428]

the loading screen is not the thing im staring at body

[andytheshark]

Did you know that boobs can hypnotize men? I am serious look it up on manswers

[GreatRedSoul]

U had me at "comically mesmerizing boob physics"

[zomerzault360]

Pls dont get the wrong idea...

[zomerzault360]

Hey.. ugh.. do clothes fall in the game? Do they show vaginas or nipples? (I hope i dont sound like a maniac) (Not even relevant to my interests)... because i saw a few images... which seemed authentic.. revealing those parts i just cited..

[andytheshark]

@zomerzault360 Nope, just chicks in biknis sorry pal :/

[mountaincodered]

lol really ign know what this game is for, there just trying to sound serious about making sound bad. (otaku's will buy this)

[MetroidFan85]

Ugh, the graphics...

[iLubsCheese]

Sexy, but the boobs look like some jaggy wierd thing.

[iLubsCheese]

Plastic breasts much?

[ramirezamulek]

IGN SUX

[hanselhater]

i really like playing doa beach volleyball but the boob bouncing is just a little to overboard. Still can't stop playing this game though,. ^__^

imagine if they're going to make a Beach BasketBall for the guys in the game. haha.

With the hot ones anyway... ^_~

[RayDLP]

ps2 graphics anyone?

[CassiveBrewster]

I love Dead Or Alive FIGHTING games! WTF's this crap?

[lolaplolap12]

1:57 Boobs that Move add the game LOL

[Jukenso]

Sigh, it's just DOA X2 on 360 dumbed down and moved around a bit

[AngelOfMine223]

I own a copy of this game... But I only play the game for to kill time. Yes, I'm a girl and I've been playing the DOA series since '04- mid '05. I've played all the other ones except DOA Online.

[herbdragon]

IGN wants weiner games

[semmelbob]

FAIL



[tayssir3031]

this game is mento be played in one hand !

[06ThatsME]

@tayssir3031 dont steal other pples comments

[tayssir3031]

@06ThatsME woow someone els commented the same? Just like you f**kin inveneted it!!

[SolidOberon]

@tayssir3031 Most preferably in HARD mode.

[SilencedCinema]

what happened to good old dead or alive this should be called whore or milf paradise

[156j]

they almost jiggle un realistically

[MyEmoPanda666]

@myspaccer they need a new fighting version of this.. with ALOT OF BOUNCY BOOBS!

[myspacceer]

damn it i want a new FIGHTING dead or alive, not this pervy shit.

[OyashiroHakurei]

it shouldn't even be called dead or alive anymore. it should just be dead

[TheGbu24]

BOOBIES!

[frozenhiphop09]

I guarantee you all, If i was an ign critque, I would give good reviews.

[whitebloodbishop]

ROFL 5 point review thanks to boobs xDDD

[silenthillmaster755]

"the store doesnt make a lick of sense" It made perfect sense...the guy who one tournament 3 buys and island. everyone goes there. oh shit im so confused.

[fatalis4]

keep clicking on 0:10 XD

[MrSantirt69]

@fatalis4 ummmmmm!!! xD

[fatalis4]

put this on xbox or ps3 and its would be a real porno

[sgsagasgfdsfdsafsdaf]

LOL :)) they gave it a 5 because of the boobs that move :)) =))

[24kojiful]

So thats the only the mini games? the game is beautiful but i dont know if i am gonna happy when i played the mini games. i dont know if i can download this game.

[MsWindowsX]

da bobbs is a live

[Chickenhunter9]

i wonder what jessica thought about this

[jayhaoliao]

laughing my ass off at the last part of the review

[supercavalierotto64]

there are nude girls?

[PieceOfArtwork13]

@supercavalierotto64 They don't go nude, but they are half naked.

[RickyAFlores]

Why is this called dead or alive

[kaikothe3rd]

@RickyAFlores dead or alive was a fighting game

[pebble37lifter]

@kaikothe3rd uh...ur not answering the question

[kaikothe3rd]

@pebble37lifter im not comepletely sure why its called that but i thought it was more fitting for a fighting game so i thought it might help

[PieceOfArtwork13]

@RickyAFlores Because Dead or Alive is a fighting game. There are 4 in the series. However they made a few games that features just the girls having fun and mini games to get away from all the action. This is one of them.

Look up Dead or Alive 3 and 4 gameplay videos on youtube.

[tomimn2233]

i frown during the whole video.

why? as much as this is a guys game, i find the lack of testosterone contradicts that.

this isn't a healthy boy's game, this is a perverted game.

a boy game needs all these girls plus MEN of action, or at least action girls.

...playing this game is like....hoping for 72 buxom virgins in paradise.

aw hell no. even the title says 'paradise'

[selearemus]

needs more cleavage

[fatalis4]

boobs for the win

[200zero]

at first i thought it was a fighting game :( but its just a fapping kind of those game's Dx

[Brutalexecution]

this game is lame as it can be :(

[LadyMiroku]

(Coming from me, a straight girl who has played both previous DOAX Games)

"Hey kid, you wanna see tits? Buy this game. That's all that's there."

[gamezmasta16]

has it gt any fighting?

[wdaable]

ign is never impressed



[evahkub123]

@wdaable it's because the graphics in this game aren't shiny enough ;)

[kevinohisamazing]

@wdaable They're critics, what the hell did you expect? 

[cosmicaler]

@wdaable ign should made a game of their own and we try to review it.

[deviltetsuo555]

ign fails again

[MonacoLili]

lolz he said boob physics. then goozack island. then receive straight gifts. then,,,, of the governments boobies. lolz, then.... boobs that move XD

[LeviathanMist]

This is the type of game that you'd want to buy in secret, and if anyone on the planet found out you had it, you'd have to make up an excuse as to why you had the game. I'd be embarrassed if anyone found out I had a game like this.

[1hitgamer]

@LeviathanMist ROL true

[187lloyd]

@LeviathanMist pfft keep it a secret? hell, i played this game with my dad and my uncle LOL

though i found it kind of odd on how they'd zoom in on the boobs everytime a score was made

i finally understand now 8V

[StuFreddyG]

My girlfriend wanted this so I bought it for her. I probably won't touch it though.

[OnmassTv]

i hate volleyball games.... but i love T.I.T.S.

[Nicopeth200]

10 just for boobies

[AngelOfMine223]

Have to admit, this game was kind of disappointing but then again I look at the very fun parts of the game. Yes, I am a girl. I have been playing the DOA series since I was about 8-9 years old, and I am definately proud of it.

[Remnainsofbattle]

@AngelOfMine223 i personally love DOA 4 no im not a girl but the game itself was BADASS!! i mean im lookin past the ungodly fukin boobs physics and the scantally cladnesss, the fighting is fun. my favorite was Jan lee and the combo he does that i was able to master..i forgot what it looked like but i know it was like a 4-6 hit combo. unfortunatley mine wanted to be a pile of Douchebaggery and freeze at the character select and loading screens. THE FUKIN MUSIC WONT EVEN PLAY!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!

[deviltetsuo555]

@AngelOfMine223

dead or alive paradise is a spinoff game not even ment for girls(unless your a lez) clearly i would be werid if you did like it

[AngelOfMine223]

@deviltetsuo555

So? Just because I am a girl doesn't mean I can't enjoy the spin-off series. It's just the fact on how weird it looks on PSP. I'm actually straight. I put them in swimsuits that do not reveal too much. Nothing wrong with that. And if I am weird, then it just means that I am myself.

[deviltetsuo555]

@AngelOfMine223

the only reason i would find it disappointing is becuse it dosen't have butt battle like the xtreame games XD so why do you find it disappointing? unless you think it was gonna be a fighter like a lot of the others?

[AngelOfMine223]

@deviltetsuo555

I thought it would actually have somethings new... New swimsuits, new everything. I would have not minded it if they put this on PS3. But unfortunately they didn't D:. However I found it disappointing because of the phsyics being so werid.

[DrknssRulz]

lol "boobs that move" made this game +5 haha!

[eminem1022]

fap fap fap fap... jkjk

[peter96]

the only + and the only one that rly matters "boobs that move" lol!

[Plexy347]

dead or alive is the best name of THIS game! you should fight for your damn life in this game and try to not die!

[hhheeeccckkk526]

why is it called dead or alive if it has nothing to do with death or life

[havochouseguest]

@hhheeeccckkk526 because it features the girls from the "dead or alive" fighting games.

[milomaddness123]

LOL only up side '' boobs that move'' thats true tho, not many games have moving boobs =3

[GeneralDEWSHBAG]

what the hell is dead or alive about? It sounds like a fighting, or action gae, not mini game collection, or beach volleyball game.

[ourbloodyrevolution]

shouldn't "boobs that move" make it a 10

[TheBueno500]

Ive also unlocked beach flags on the psp version

[encidima]

I love this game..its freaking hot i mean the girls...

[GRENTHSNOOB]

I love how they give a [+] for "boobs that move" ^^ is that the only reason they gave the game a 5 and not a 2? even ign can't resist them !!

[GangAngel13]

Boobs....BOOBS......THAT MOVE YOU SAY?!?!?!

[TheNeil16]

i want the old DOA games back i miss kickin the shit outa people gues i gotta stick with tekken

[mashimartin]

what a perverted game.

would look better on PS3 and Xbox 360 though

[zeek4061]

This game was literally made to show of hot girls with boobs that move.

[darkforce2098]

the boobs are what's important, who cares about the gameplay

[supermanuman95]

+ boobs that move XD

[MikNage]

#WTF

[fran112185]

this is good if your a 13 yr old kid whos never a day in their life never seen a half naked chic.

[rolaahp]

Was doa a fighting game?

[fran112185]

@rolaahp yes

[xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx]

isn't this just DOA extreme 2 on the PSP nya?

[nedy08]

this on PS3&360= nomnomnomnomnom

[ANIMEman0519]

A 5. ...... How does this game get a 5 it has mooving boob graphics

[shadowthehedgehog181]

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What a bullshit review

[TheColdKaze]

it's a remake of xtreme beach ball by the looks lol

[DeathXAnnual9144]

can anyone tell me how to take photos and view them later on??

pls help,,,,

[DeathXAnnual9144]

can anyone tell me how to take photos and view them later on??

pls help,,,,

[cdroix]

Amazing, I have never seen psp graphics so, amazing.

[munnypantz]

Getting off the "beating path" ba dum qish

[JIMPACHRAL]

Bayonetta is better and hotter than those fucking sluts!!!!

[martinsosaa]

i mean come on i am a man but buying a game or even playing just because of the bubs ? and is quite gay you know

[Emandudeguyperson]

I bought DOAX2 and sent it to my friend in the mail for the lolz.

[FullSilverSkull]

+ Boobs that move xD

[zeroxgi]

a 5 for boobs? wow IGN give the shittiest reviews.

[coolboy273]

@zeroxgi dude, they're better that Gamespot

[stingflyer]

this games are the kinda games ppl make so u buy em and masturbate all day,i bet the creator of it makes ALOT of money for this series