OMFG - RAGE - Part 27: Mop mop mop, all day long...

[Sapphireoath]

You can get Wingsticks on TF2 IF "This item was awarded in Genuine quality to players who pre-ordered RAGE before 10AM PST on August 8, 2011." LOL

[Sapphireoath]

Sid = Engineer, Final Fantasy Sid = Engineer o_O? Reference?

[TheGlobberman]

Try listening Low Rider while jesse drives its epic :DDDD

[TrashBaby4Life]

i died a little inside when you sang Friday </3

[GodOfPlague]

the authority MG would be better if you used better ammo

[GurtMan100]

Wtf. I just watched a John Woo ad. :D

[trhett87]

I love that the guy is just whistling merrily away while sweeping.

[2awesome12345]

Great words to end the video

[CommanderBridge]

Soooooo Hungry... But Can't stop watching

[Lawsondgage]

I AM GOING TO GET YOU! oh...you shot me....*le sigh*

[Guitarslikeaboss]

Perfect ending: holy shit!!

[DrNutnut23]

...14:50 = BUMPER CARS

[FirestormTheSword]

@Hellfire918 john wu style got me through the whole game!

[siIentsource]

Does anyone else want to see him play Metro 2033?

[DeadlyGurlOfDoom]

im sure that dude will sell u the wingstick for only $14.99 :p

[18gameboy18]

Cliffhanger wtf what what why fucking cliffhanger not from you Jess Jess noooo I regret nothing

[martinsvav]

Best ending EVER!

[Hellfire918]

Jesse why don't you ever use your alternate rounds for the Authority-mg or your shotgun? Have you forgotten that have alternate rounds or are you just a complete idiot & think "John Wu Style" well get you through the whole game?

[GodOfPlague]

@Hellfire918 yeah buckshot vs armor = no wonder he thinks all the guns suck

[govnagrimes456]

you should do a bunch of races of camera

[Soulseeker223]

Best ending ever! The guy just yells "Holy shit!"

[MrWarbarney]

Thank god for that tip *get in front of him and don't let him pass* I bet jesse would never thought of that as a strategy.. personally my plan would have been to stay behind him and never go in front, no wonder I'm such a bad racer!

[Gibs6051]

Lol "holy shit!!!" and then it ends rofl

[kingo9119]

he needs to use the av2x rounds in the authority mg because there meant for armoured enemies

[Reiizlol]

@LOLWTF1337 yeah its a harsh life as a fan of jesse cox :(

[Broddiccus]

Um, just wondering, but that was the boss right? And Jesse had a sniper rifle, right? ... He should be more happy that Jesse isn't that smart XD

[1135maude]

ummm...if memory serves me correctly can't you MAKE wingsticks in this game? why didn't he even try...i have to admit my butt did clench just a bit.

[kieran213100]

@1135maude He made a REAL one. In REAL-LIFE.

[evoker101]

I believe in the space butterfly

[jimmyguy123]

Jeese's worst ememie in rage -the elevator

[IXISparky]

yes indeed starky is in fact my douchebag cousin.

[ShammyKalii]

Jesse: Uses a machine gun at long range and a sniper rifle in close. Because he's just THAT badass.

[daviddeankelley]

Well they need the tool box just not tools.

[Tuber12334]

urgh Jessie is almost done with the Game and NOW RAGE decides to get a big Steamupdate that improves Textures and Stuff a bit to late ID.

[Bartmankyle]

I REGRET NOTHING!!!! hahaahaha yup theres my subscription. halarious.....

[JonRice78]

Only Jesse wouldn't see the poster was drawn over.

[Zyroes]

Jesse, if you get a wingstick and it is sharp, for the good of yourself and everyone around you...DO NOT PLAY WITH IT! That is all.

[xRevan116x]

Jesse, as a russian I don't care about your jokes. Go ahead and joke away! :D they make me laugh!

[kolock8000]

Friday Friday gotta get down on friday! in more ways then 1

[Claaaaaaaaws]

Jesse dont get a wingstick irl....we all know you will end up killing yourself

[MightyGames587]

HOLY SHIT is right!

[demonstone0]

Jesse, if you remembered to reload, you could kill stuff quicker.

[TheAronDark]

Did Jesse die in the end !!!!

Stay tune for next week ^^

[IMAGINARYphilosophy]

"Recalibrate that shit, droid!" <- That's such a Batman thing to say.

[disorientedfear]

ur wingstick master

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[toaklanoa]

i hate 31:05

[puladebili]

aww the race bot are named like quake bots

[komunalaa]

I am Russian and i approve this episode.

[MrGhost3D]

@komunalaa im also russian , lol

[Arguingwithmyself1]

Best ending ever.

[Magnetonification]

1:08 This must be how Totalbiscuit gets up in the morning.

[stephencnix221]

@Magnetonification You made me laugh out loud. XDD

[OculusLux]

*sniff*...And?

[paskharen2]

Love how after the elevator crashed,we hear the Gearhead boss say"Holy shit!"Then the episode ends.Perfect ending of an episode.

[Djbz91]

Jesse your awesome but rage has gotten stale, new game maybe?

[mojambo213]

@Djbz91 whats the point of a play through if you do not want him finishing it..

[LeonSylon]

CLIFFHANGER!

[leo6485]

@LeonSylon holy shit

[xVoGuLx]

Hey Jesse! Love your RAGE play-through and all, but you have other weapons too. Please use those too it will make the game a bit easier for you (and probably funny too). Also don't forget about the different ammunitions you have for each weapons. They are in the game for a reason. Just trying to help ya.

About the Monarch it kinda seems a weak piece of metal right know so I think you should upgrade it with armor. It got kinda wrecked by those bandits.

[MRstefanGJ]

Hey jesse can i join you in the fight vs zombie apicalypse?

[sseebbee95]

/watch?v=7U1aUt7kd8M Jesse FTW!

[drogue41]

hey jesse just wondering if you will do a the darkness 2 gameplay thing would be fun ofcourse if you have the time that is :p

ofcourse lolled at th vid man hilarious xD

[Ultracity6060]

You should change your channel name to "OMFGmyskin"

[Pinky2950]

Rage Part 27: Jesse is bad at combat

[JenniBean1080]

Am I the only one who sings along with any song Jesse sings?

[Bassiuloir]

Bravo to you Jesse for not succumbing to peer pressure....sure pop rockets make for a colorful display of flying body parts, but if throwing 4x as much lead down range John Woo style is what you wanna do than you do it. And who cares if armor piercing rounds cut thru the armored guys like a hot knife through butter, you're just fine with your wing sticks and some buckshot.

besides, killing guys faster would reduce the number of girlish, i mean manly, shrieks of terror, and no one wants that.

[mikillatja]

@Bassiuloir do i smell sarcasm?

[Bassiuloir]

@mikillatja reverse psychology...ssh, don't tell Jesse's brain

[tf2maniac123]

16:19

"Wha, wha, wha, wha... Wait a minute! Wha... What the hell is this? Seriosuly?" *breathes like he is about to burst into laighter for a second* "Ehe, ehe... Everyday is Boris sweep this! Boris sweep that! Future is so dirty! N0thing ever gets clean!"

[MisterCrim]

I'm starting to suspect that Redstone isn't on the up and up. I mean, clearly, Russian John DiMaggio there is trying to run a legitimate power company with a janitor and everything. The Authority doesn't seem to wanna fuck with them so what the hell?

[Choi2k10]

Holy Shit!

[fire51ify]

hola soy el usuario thriller51fy,soy novato en todo esto .sabes trucos para recibir + visitas.

[Zuluhn]

Wow, all the recommended videos is about the egypt riot, and ALL the videos have a totally diffrent kill count. 79 killed, 73 killed, 83 killed, 123 killed, 104 killed. Whats next? HOT CHEERLEADER KILLED! nation in mourning. What the hell?! Good thing we have wikipedia so we atleast can get a few facts straight on how many was killed ... also the guy at 16:50 should be saying: Im scruffy, the janitor

[animefarm2]

@Zuluhn

Scruffy on break, so that guy must be Scuffy's intern LOL

[MrAlexs888]

Does anyone knows the episode of skyrim where he is in the room with the statues with pictures of a snake , bear and fish?

[TheJakesig]

LINK TO THE WINGSTICK GUY

[vradarx]

HOLY SHIT!



[davidorr9419]

use the other types of ammo jesse, the other shotgun ammo you can use is kick ass

[SuperGuiguizin]

Redstone. minecraft easter egg?

[frosthsky]

Mop, mop, mop

All day long

Mop, mop, mop

While I sing this song

Gonna wax the floor

Gonna make it shine

Gonna take of the spray paint

With turpentine

[nejustinas32]

Suka Blyat?

I laugh at Jesse for not knowing what it means xD

Even if i'm not from Russia xD

[chimpycheeko]

SPF 5000

[nejustinas32]

Jesse...you may be the reason why America and Russia are going for World war 3

[TehMinecrafter1]

Lol @ 0:01 Redstone lol

[Nekrokvltist]

You did not just "unload an entire round on that guy"...

[dudly58]

Best....Ending.....EVER

[nejustinas32]

Redstone <.<?

[ScrufffyJoe]

Race strategy ".... get out in front of him (Starky) and don't let him pass." GENIUS!

[zombine64]

i Duno why but i kinda wanna see Jesse play Deadspace. . . .just to hear his comments on the deaths : )

[TheAffyman]

"I thought I was out, but they pulled me back in" who else saw that quote coming

[de4ler]

i wanna see what jesse gona say in the end of this game 

[AJreader18]

Get Ally, Lizzy, and Meeko to come to your aid !!!!

[DarkLight544]

BEST...ENDING...EVER!

[TribialX]

@onetwothreeblow No, I didn't watch this in February, I am watching it in 500BC on my iStone.

[MrAzhrarn]

Still didn't get pop-rockets Jesse? Really? Those would help you so much....

[TheFakeBrit]

lol end "HOLY SHIT"

[MrSean6919]

i would very much like to know where he keeps things such as hammers and radios

[aldenret]

best ending ever

[25hellsing]

Hey Jesse, you do know you have armor piercing rounds for your authority mg right. the only reason it wasnt killing the russian stereotypes was because they're armored and you were using crappy normal mg rounds. either way i dont care just wanted to give my to bits.

[CallofDutyGlitchClan]

I know how the Gearheads are Russian yet somehow are in post apocaliptic america, that ship is the Rusalka from CoD:Black Ops!

[htownhomi3]

@imperialcreedgaurd, i belive that is not based on youtube but your internet speed

[Styka]

@htownhomi3 nope, they changed the cache so that if it's on pause it won't stream to preload and watch later :)

[dejimmeistahmon4742]

Jesse, use the Authority Av2 rounds!

[Hunterhaku]

Really Jesse!?! Ending it there!?!

[daniellua1]

28:30 good opportunity to throw grenades you know

[Nervyropeable]

24:55 he sounds exactly like watto in the phantom menace haha

[manutdpetey123]

recalibrate that shit droid

[tiranijus]

suka mean bitch :D

[FluryofFlames]

I can't watch these anymore. The few hilarious moments aren't worth the rage, butt clenching, and hemorrhoids. I'll be sending you my doctors bill.

[Zenryu7]

Got to say Rage has a lot more interesting characters then Skyrim.

Awesome ending to this episode.

[SteffeL2]

Damnit, thought it was my doorbell ringing at about 29 minutes in -.-

[TrollSofter]

7 people are ashamed to there 100 year dead family

[NoamUD]

Gotta love RAGE and it's race strategy "Beating Starky is easy, get out in front and don't let him pass." Gee, NO SHIT.

[TheReallydontcare]

@NoamUD That's not the joke smartass.

[kielet]

;D

[IAsexyMan]

HOLY SHIT!

[StartingLabyrinth]

"unclench your butts and believe in the space butterfly"

[oscarhocking]

@StartingLabyrinth well thats a very batman thing to say

[HulkingUnicorn]

19:04 Jesse looks for some way to turn off the power and doesn't notice the blinking clipboard.

[WokenbladeRiku]

14:34 For a moment I thought he said "Meeko like Yee-hoo".... What does the dog have to do with a fashion game?!

[Vicioussama]

fucking can't mute ads anymore? fuck youtube

[deathdragon1987]

@Vicioussama Get Firefox and Ad Block Plus extension and you won't get any ads.

[Vicioussama]

@deathdragon1987 yes I know, I don't feel like using Firefox here though

[TheSmintake]

the jesse guide to puzzle solving = shoot it. Nice one Jesse shut up brain

[TheNocturnalFox]

0:50 Jesse needs to mention this to TB for no reason in their Terraria playthrough.

[seimouralrom]

14:45 lol

[ThisIsBullShitAUSSIE]

No you suck at aiming the gun is very good but you suck at this game

[LegionForTheLulz]

Jesse using a sniper rifle as a melee weapon - my butthole couldn't get any tighter right now.

[Vergos001]

speaking of space butterfly.... MOAR TERRARIA!!! that is all <3

[Influx27]

14:15 - Jesse expressing his inner southerner

[YoungFree213]

"friday, friday, everbody going down on friday".... wait wat? 0-o

[Oskcreed]

Eurotrip reference ftw :D

[DeathknightAlan]

For those wondering,the elevator song is called "little spanish flea" have fun with it...

[justakid2288]

Rethic: That is such a batman thing to say

[ourorboros2]

someday...someday, i hope to randomly happen to go into an elevator with Jesse, just so i can sing the elevator song and then as the door open walk away like a bad ass with out ever having said a word.

[Grishnare]

Jessey complaining about how easy it is to play an easy game set on easy difficulty. Perhaps he would like to turn the difficulty down to casual so he dosnt even have to use any other weapon but the pistol.

[OmnipotentMonster666]

'Holy Shit' lol



[fsriders]

epic ending HOLY SHIT! lol, but that sid guy is defo final fantasy character mimic DD:

[kondin768]

jesse,the 4th car actually isnt of much use,you can just use the 3rd one

[TheMnMbu5ters]

I already played this, Jesse. . . You get a minigun, also your nearing the end and sentry bots are really good if u have the advanced ones, also can't wait till he sees the jackals

[Partykurt]

OMGNOES CLOFFHANGAR!!!!

[Rethic]

You did not just ''sing'' that.....

[WaLk3R17]

WHO IS THERE?

WHO IS WHERE?

I AM HERE.

YOU ARE THERE.

WE ARE HERE.

WE ARE FAMILY.

[Makrillol]

For all of those asking about Terraria, they've recorded 2 hours of footage, so expect more episodes shortly!

[kettenfett]

what is the elevator songs name?

[TiiaSan]

Aw.. AWWW! Worst way to stop video ever D:

[moldie1997]

Holy Shit!

[skunkredhair]

Again no Deus Ex... come on Jesse Fox

[qwarnis]

what difficulty is he playing on?

[rorsla12]

CLIFF HANGER

[PLL90]

can you try out one of those sentry bots? pretty please? they would be your little lead puking companions... what a nice image :3

[gabbyerin92]

best. ending. ever.

[Mogworlder]

0:12 That's a very Batman thing of you to say..

[imperialcreedguard]

nice youtube i leave the video alone to preload 1080p for like 1/2 hour and it doesnt preload anything thanks youtube

[jkazos]

@imperialcreedguard They do that to save bandwidth. A lot of people close video windows without finishing the video, so they try to preload only when they think you'll actually watch it.

[imperialcreedguard]

@jkazos those jerks i cant watch it because 1080 needs to preload for a little bit before it will run smoothly

[Dutchbullshitchannel]

@imperialcreedguard thank your internet connection ;)

[SjaGra75]

@Dutchbullshitchannel Nope, it's a mechanism implemented by Youtube. You can only load to a certain point if the video is paused so unless you let the video play while not watching.

[hmnhntr]

@imperialcreedguard yeah, i had the same problem

[febbra2]

If you're using mozilla might be the problem with the update.. it happens to me too

[DrasarSalman]

@imperialcreedguard That's not YouTube, it is your crappy internet connection.

[ThePTdesu]

@DrasarSalman Incorrect. I also got the same issue, pausing the video won't preload the full video and im sure the problem isn't from my 90Mbps connection. Maybe Youtube changed something on my account settings but i didn't changed anything, it only started doing this yesterday too.

[DrasarSalman]

@ThePTdesu I have 1 Gbps using a LAN cable and the only thing I changed on my account was to automatically make videos 720p when I full screen them making me only having to change the resolution of 1080p videos, which, again I have no problems with.

[RoachPG]

@imperialcreedguard newfag

[lewis2405401]

@imperialcreedguard get a better internet connection then, simple.

[imperialcreedguard]

@lewis2405401 real fing simple since i got the best connection i can get which is cable im not working off dial up here dumb fuck

[lewis2405401]

@imperialcreedguard well obviously the best connection u can get is`nt a very good one is it , you fucking twat

[CrystalKabuto]

JESSE! щ(ﾟДﾟщ) Y U NO MAKE WINGSTICKS?!

[PhoGamers]

Ok... Jessy is getting a wing stick... there may be a lack of videos for a week once he has it.. A he will cut a finger off or B he will be arrested for wing sticking someone with a bad hair cut lol

[Gabberag]

Terraria is coming... he tweeted it